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Long before the days of the pyramids,

an evil presence was entombed

in a sacred prison on the moon.

Two years ago next Thursday,

this terrible monster escaped

only to rain down death and chaos

upon the unsuspecting inhabitants of the earth.

After many battles and countless lost lives,

the feed was defeated

and banished into the cosmos.

It found its way to the red planet Mars

and once again, Moon Ghost did feast.

Ahhh!

Ooooo!

Ahhh!

Moon Ghost returns.

Ahh!!

Hide and seek! Hide and seek!

What do you want?

Why are you here?

That thing ate my Fritz!

The embodiment of pure evil.

Leave us alone!

Moon Ghost was coming for all of us.

Moon Ghost...

would kill us in our sleep, in our beds.

Moon Ghost would bring the apocalypse!

Oooooo!

Dude, you saw Moon Ghost?

There is no Moon Ghost.

Scientists and paranormal investigators are working ‘round the clock

to find a way to defeat Moon Ghost.

AAhhh!!

How do we stop it?

There is a prophecy.

Marge! Where’s your head?

Only when the one with the full moon in her eyes

is sacrificed...

will Moon Ghost be defeated.

What do I do now?

Be the best Moon Wizard you can be.

Selina?

Selina!

Where were you just then?

Are the nightmares back?

The...? No.

I mean,

they're not nightmares.

They're

visions.

Selina, there's no question

you went through something traumatic.

We all did.

But it's been two years since anyone’s seen Moon Ghost.

He's gone.

You yourself claim to have vanquished him.

I did.

I'm a Moon Wizard.

Yes...

As you've said.

If Moon Ghost does come back

and you're really a Moon Wizard

with the power to vanquish him, then

why can't you do it again?

Because I don't have the Orb of Sigmund anymore.

It flew off the last time I used it.

And Sigmund didn't really give me any useful guidance, so...

I have no idea what I'm supposed to do now.

That was supposed to be the end of it.

Oh, okay.

Well...

Can you ask this Sigmund for more guidance?

He’s in the mystical realm of the UnderMoon.

How do you expect me to contact him there?

How did you do it last time?

Through the orb.

Haven't you been listening?

Selina, you're getting hostile.

I'm sorry, I...

I just...

It's okay.

Selina, what do you do for fun?

Fun?

You need to relax.

Well, take a vacation

someplace that wasn't

totally destroyed in the apocalypse.

Or just hang out with friends.

All my friends are dead.

What about your new roommate?

She sounded fun.

I guess.

I don't know.

Selina, you can overcome this trauma,

but you have to want to.

Where to, lady?

The observatory.

Yeah. You got it.

It'll only cost you’s an arm and a leg!

Ahh!!

Selina, are you okay?

I'm fine, Chrissy.

Go back to bed.

Well, are you sure?

Because I used to wake up screaming all the time.

But then I remembered it's because I lost my cat.

But then I realized

that my cat died when I was, like, nine,

so I don't really know why

I was screaming all the time.

I guess I was just freaking out for no reason.

Is there a term for that, like in psychology?

I'm tired, Chrissy.

I'm going back to sleep now.

What was that?

Probably those marauders again.

Oh, my gosh.

They are so annoying

with all their stupid violence and stuff.

Like little boys arguing over toy trucks.

Except that it's with whole neighborhoods

instead of toys.

Yeah...

Don't sweat it, roomie.

I'll get rid of them.

Be careful.

Oh, no big whoop. Where's the shotgun?

Over there.

Oh!

Be right back.

Get off our lawn, you egg-sucking little punks

or I’ll pump your guts full of lead!

[shots and screams]

Go! Go, go, go!

Okay. All gone!

So if you have another nightmare or whatever,

just scream and I'll come help you.

Um... thanks.

Yeah. Bye.

Professor Méliès?

Professor?

Dr. Teasdale,

you've interrupted my chess match.

Chess match?

Who were you playing chess with?

Myself, of course.

With no pieces or board?

It's all mental.

Keeps the gray matter sharp.

Who was winning?

Sadly, I was,

but I’ll get me on the return match.

Now, then, what's all this hullabaloo?

Look here.

Fascinating.

Its trajectory suggests it came from the vicinity of Mars.

Yes.

And it will land somewhere

in the continental United States.

Do you think it's a meteor?

Perhaps.

Strange.

Very strange.

What are you thinking, Professor?

Dr. Teasdale, I'm thinking so many things

right now, the average human brain

would burst from the overloaded processing.

But as we were talking, I did manage to win that return

chess match against myself.

Well, that's something.

I need more data.

Call Professor Bahloo in Tahiti.

I thought he was in Melbourne.

Yes. That's what he'd like us to think.

I'll call him right away, Professor.

Hey, Selina!

How come you're up so early?

It's noon.

Oh, I know.

What is that, like, research or something?

Yeah, something.

What? Like, for a class.

I once had to do a research paper

for this philosophy class that I had.

I don't know why they made us write

about a cartoon tiger,

but the professor was cute,

so whatever, I did it.

Well, of course, then Moon Ghost destroyed the whole college,

so I never got to see my glorious A-plus.

Hey, wait.

How are you doing research for a paper

when the colleges are all dead?

It's not for a class, Chrissy.

It's for a

personal project.

Do you need any help?

I'm good at collages and dioramas.

Do you need any glitter?

No.

I do not.

Okay.

Well, I have to get ready for work,

but let me know if you need any help.

We're gonna go play some hide and seek.

You want in?

Oooo!

Sigmund.

Sigmund, the last moon wizard?

Are you there, Sigmund?

It’s me, Selina!

Is Moon Ghost coming back?

How can I stop him without the orb?

Why didn’t you tell me how to be a Moon Wizard?

Sigmund!

Sigmund?

Oooo!

Where are you, Sigmund?

I'm right here.

Sigmund.

Have you been sleeping?

Sort of.

Not really.

The nightmares?

The visions. Yes.

Selina.

The Moon Ghost Apocalypse is over.

It's in the past.

You have to let it go.

Did you have to offer yourself

as a sacrifice to capture that monster?

Selina, this isn't about me.

Did you see almost

everyone you care about get eaten by Moon Ghost

right in front of you?

Selina, if you just...

You have no idea what I went through, Doctor!

I lost my whole family to Moon Ghost!

The kids wanted to go on one of those

haunted corn mazes for Halloween.

I begged my wife not to take them.

Partly because of Moon Ghost and...

partly because those corn mazes are always so dirty.

But she wouldn't listen.

She thought the media exaggerated the danger.

So they all went, and...

Moon Ghost ate them all.

So don't sit there and act like you're the only one who suffered.

Dr. Bendis, I’m so sorry.

No, no.

I shouldn’t have snapped like that.

It was unprofessional.

I apologize, Selina.

You're human.

And so are you.

We all have scars.

Some take longer to heal.

But...

What if mine

never do?

Then I'll be right here

to help you all along the way.

Okay?

Oooo!

Ahhh!

Okay?

Mm-hm!

Find something interesting about the object in space, Professor?

Quite.

It did not come from the vicinity of Mars, as you had suggested.

No, it came from Mars itself.

Mars itself?

You don't mean...?

Visitors from another world.

Is it even possible?

Why not?

Until two years ago, nobody

in the scientific community would have believed that

something as silly and deadly

as Moon Ghosts could even exist.

And then it killed half the people on the planet.

But our studies have never shown evidence of life on Mars.

Then our studies were nothing but poppycock.

How can that be?

Simple!

The Martian civilization is so advanced

and possesses such superior technology,

they were able to hide their entire existence from us.

It's a wonder they've never invaded.

Indeed.

So what is this craft that they've launched?

I don't know, Doctor.

I just don't know.

I've mapped out a thousand possibilities in my super brain,

but not one of them makes sense except for...

But no.

No, that possibility is too terrible to even consider.

Terrible?

What is it?

Look here.

You see these strange bursts of energy?

We chalked it up to tectonic shifts

beneath the Martian surface at the time.

But it was something else?

Explosions.

Warfare.

Astonishing.

And look at the dates.

It started just a few months after the Moon Ghost Apocalypse.

Seven months, to be precise.

That's how long it takes to reach Mars from Earth.

Now you're getting the picture, Doctor.

Moon Ghost went to Mars and started an apocalypse there?

Exactly.

And now,

after all this time,

they're sending him back.

The day that Moon Ghost arrived

was the greatest day in the history of Earth.

Yeah!

This world had grown fat on its own self-importance.

Greed, corruption, lust, violence, and destruction

had laid waste to the good earth.

And where did these evils originate?

With humanity!

Yeah!

Moon Ghost has cleansed this earth of so much wickedness,

it is only right that we should honor our white savior!

On this,

the second anniversary of his first coming,

We offer a sacrifice to appease the mighty Moon Ghost

and hasten his second coming.

Yeah!

Return, O Moon Ghost and finish what you started!

Return this earth to the Paradise it once was

before humanity corrupted it!

Moon Ghost, return!

Moon Ghost, return! Moon Ghost, return!

Moon Ghost, return! Moon Ghost, return!

Wait!

Look to the sky.

Behold the Second Coming!

Ooh...

He's here.

He's here.

He's here!

-Huzzah! -Yeah!

Moon Ghost returns to cleanse the earth

of all remaining unrighteousness.

Oooo.

Come, Moon Ghost!

Oooo.

Come and feast once again!

Oooo.

Feast!

Yeah!

Feast!

Ahh!

Ahhh!

Ooooo!

Ahhh!

Ooooo!

Ahhh!

-Ooo! -Ahh!

He's back.

What am I supposed to do now, Sigmund?

Tell me!

Tell me!

Is it marauders again?

No, it's Moon Ghost.

Moon Ghost?

He’s returned. He's going to kill us all.

How do you know?

Did you see him? Where is he?

I saw him. I saw him!

Like, in the yard? Did he eat somebody?

No, no no no.

It was a vision.

Selina, you know that I love you,

and I think that you're the best roommate of all time or whatever,

but that was

totally a dream, right?

Like you didn't actually see Moon Ghost.

It was a vision.

Watch the shotgun, sweetie.

I know he's back.

He's going to kill us all.

We have to warn everyone!

Come down, Selina!

Okay. Calm down.

Seriously, girl.

Take a chill pill and wash it down with

liquid Valium or whatever

because this crazy girl look is not great for you.

I'm not crazy.

I know. Okay? I know.

Selina, we're best friends, right?

Are we?

And we can tell each other anything, right?

Okay.

I promise I'm not being judgy.

-Sure. -You were only having a dream.

-I wasn’t... - Just listen.

I once took this psychology class

because the professor was a total hunk-a-saurus

so I know tons about psychology and stuff.

You have something called post stress trauma something.

And it means that you went through some crazy,

awful shit,

and you're totally haunted by it now, right?

It's okay.

It's not your fault.

It's just brain stuff.

And your brain is telling you

that Moon Ghost is back because it remembers

how bad it was last time Moon Ghost was here,

and it doesn't want you to go through

that crazy, awful shit again

without being prepared.

Does that make sense?

Weirdly, yeah, it actually does.

Okay, neat!

So do you want to go inside and maybe go back to bed?

Okay.

We need to alert someone.

Who?

Professor?

Who will we alert?

You know the state our world is in.

During the last apocalypse,

our president went into hiding.

We lost most of Congress,

the Supreme Court, the entire military,

and every other powerful nation

on the planet suffered the very same fate.

We’re at the hands of the warlords

and the roving street gangs now, Dr. Teasdale,

And none of them is equipped to match forces

with so fearsome a foe as...

Moon Ghost.

Oh dear...

What?

I'm here to see Daffy.

Password.

Swordfish.

Guy to see your boss.

Woo!

Yeah?

What do you want?

I just want something to get me through the week.

Gossamer said you were the guy.

Gossamer is right.

I am the guy.

Got the best stuff in town.

Yeah, that's what he told me.

Well, if you’re so tight with Gossamer,

why don't you go buy from him?

I can't.

He’s...

He's gone.

What?

What, gone where? What?

He just...

He vanished.

They say that Moon Ghost got him.

Moon Ghost?

Nobody's seen Moon Ghost for two years.

It's just what I heard.

Yeah, whatever.

Wooo!

Oh.

So you got the money?

Yeah.

Damn.

Where'd you get cheddar like that?

I got it from my brother.

I think Moon Ghost got him too.

Aw, man. Ha!

You’re hilarious!

Ever since the Moon Ghost Apocalypse,

anytime somebody disappears, it's like, oh no!

Moon Ghost got him! Oh!

You know what?

You know what?

Moon Ghost is gone, right?

So now it's just us humans

causing all the damage.

So can I... Can I buy some?

Yeah, yeah, sure sure, sure, sure, sure.

Yeah. Your money's good here.

But...

But but but?

That’s it? The bag is so small.

For the money, yeah?

You can go buy from somebody else.

No, I can’t. There’s...

There is nobody else.

Exactly.

So, why don't you shove off, guppy?

Don't let the Moon Ghost get you.

Whoa!

Oooo!

Woooo!

Woo oo oo oo oo!

What the hell?

Wanna party?

Boss!

Ahhh!

Ooooo...

Ahh!

Did you know that, statistically speaking,

every single person that buys, sells,

and uses drugs will end up dead?

It's true.

Hi.

I'm reality TV star Morgan Bancroft,

and I'm here to remind you

that drugs and drug culture

aren't just dangerous.

They're deadly.

Ahhh!

Ooooo!

Ooooo!

Selina?

Jerry?

You are so not helping.

Ooooo!

Selina!

Hey there, sleepy head.

Did the Sandman overdo it last night or what?

‘Cause I sure slept like a fricking log, but, you know...

Work calls.

Hey, are you okay?

You kind of look terrible.

Do you need some acetaminophen?

I'm okay. Just...

more bad dreams.

Oh my gosh, those are the worst.

I once had a dream where I woke up in the dream

and I had to go. pee really, really bad.

So I went to the bathroom, but

I heard somebody in the shower, and I was like,

Who’s in the shower while I'm trying to pee?

And there was no answer or anything.

So I said it again, but louder.

Who is in the shower while I'm peeing?

Because that's gross.

And there was still no answer.

So I finally pulled back the shower curtain

and there was a freaking velociraptor in there.

And I was like, there's a raptor in my shower.

And then the raptor ate my freaking guts.

Like nom, nom, nom, nom!

So yeah.

I know how you feel.

Yeah.

So anyway,

moral of the story is that life is short

and you need to try and relax and enjoy it.

Sure.

So I'm gonna party with my friends tonight,

and you need to come with me.

I don't know, Chrissy.

I'll be home around six,

and then we can get dolled up and go.

I think I'm just gonna stay in...

Nuh-uh!

You are coming with me, and that's all there is to it.

I'm putting my foot down.

You see, Henry?

I told you I knew where to find him.

Gosh, Uncle Steve, a real Bigfoot.

I think the first time I saw Bigfoot,

I was probably right about your age.

What did you do?

Well, I didn't want to startle him,

so I kept a respectable distance.

He was probably about

as far away as that tree over there.

Wow.

I looked at him.

He looked at me.

We just looked at each other.

It was like we were on the same wavelength.

Like two kindred spirits

connecting in nature.

Mom says you didn't see Bigfoot.

She says you just saw a bear

and almost wet your pants.

Well, your mom couldn’t tie her own shoe till she was 15.

Come on.

-What? -Shh.

I think we're getting close.

It's fresh.

Cool.

Look.

Now, Bigfoot is a peaceful creature.

But we don't want to scare him away.

Look, Uncle Steve. He's coming this way.

Don't worry, Henry.

He won't hurt us.

Something's not right.

Bigfoot?

Sasquatch, are you okay?

Oooo!

Moon Ghost was wearing Bigfoot’s hide as a disguise!

Awesome!

Take the boy!

Ahhh!

Oooo!

Ahh!

Thanks for that heartwarming story, Moe.

I'll never look at stray lemurs

the same way again.

Turning to world news,

it's been two years since the Moon Ghost Apocalypse,

and civilization still hasn't fully recovered.

Many regions have descended into full-on

post-apocalyptic nightmare hellscapes,

and warlords still battle

for control of major governments.

But now there's a new wrinkle.

Many reports suggest

that Moon Ghost may have returned.

Professor, come look at this.

Hundreds of people have been reported dead

or missing within the last 24 hours.

And pundits across the globe

have been quick to point out the similarities

to the lunar monster's previous rampage.

But without hard evidence,

experts assure us that all this Moon Ghost talk

is all just conjecture.

Now...

Here's Luanne with the weekend weather.

Ahh!!

Oh my goodness!

It's just as we feared.

They’ll put anything on the air these days.

And also Moon Ghost is back.

Yes, but we already knew that.

And now he’s going to be killing people again.

Any one of us could be next.

It really makes you think.

Dr. Teasdale, everything makes me think.

I am a super genius after all.

And as a super genius,

it is my duty to think up a way

to overcome this terrible monster.

What did you have in mind, Professor?

Come. I'll show you.

I believe something like this

could do the trick.

Good heavens, Professor.

Moon Ghost emits a very unique lunar radiation signature.

So it shouldn't be difficult

for this contraption to track him down.

Do you think there's a practical way to power it?

I don't know yet.

My synapses are firing at triple speed,

and I've completely stopped

playing mental chess against myself.

But still, I've yet to uncover a solution

to that particular roadblock.

Perhaps I can come up with something.

No offense, but I hardly think that's possible, Doctor.

I might just surprise you, Professor.

You might at that.

[knock knock]

I'll get it.

Yeah, no duh. It’s your house.

Ow!

Shut up.

Hey, hey!

Oh, my gosh, it’s so good to see you!

It's so good to see you.

Hazel, this is my roommate, Selina.

We're kind of best friends now

because I help her cope with her trauma.

That is so sweet of you.

You know, I used to have a cat

that helped me with my trauma.

And then Moon Ghost ate her.

Yeah, and now I just have my brother and his dumb friend.

Oh, my gosh, I am so sorry.

Thank you. But Selina, it's so good to meet you!

Oh, my gosh, you're hair is so pretty.

-Come on in. -Thank you.

We have company, loser.

Are you talking to me?

Like that.

DeNiro movie.

-The Taxi Man. -Yeah.

My brother Sam and his little friend Ralph.

Yeah, we're in a band.

I play drums.

Nobody cares.

Move over, you big lunk.

-Jeez. -Your leg. Move it.

Hey, Chrissy.

You wanna make out?

Oh, in your dreams.

That's true.

So, who's your friend?

Oh, that's Selina. We’re roomies.

And she needs to have some fun tonight.

Well, we can definitely help with that.

Oh, you’re so gross, Sam.

I'm not gross!

Chrissy, am I gross?

You're kind of gross.

I don't think you’re gross, bro.

-You’re gross. -Man, whatever!

Okay, so what are we doing tonight?

Just sitting around watching some old dumb move?

Actually, it's a genre classic.

Okay.

We could play a game.

Oh, yes!

Like what? Like Red Rover?

We don't have enough people.

How ‘bout Spin the Bottle?

What are you in, like, eighth grade?

-No, you’re gonna... -You suggested Red Rover.

I didn't suggest kissing my sister.

You're not gonna be kissing her.

You’re not going to... I...

I don't even want to think about this.

All right. Shh!

All right, all right, how ‘bout a classic?

How about a classic?

Like, like hide and seek?

-That could be fun. -Something like that.

Selina, are you okay?

Yeah. I...

I had a really bad experience

with hide and seek once.

What's the matter?

You didn't have a sexy dude to hide with?

I was playing with some friends,

and then Moon Ghost ate them right in front of me.

Damn...

Okay.

I know what we are doing.

Okay, so everybody has to touch the little doohickey...

The planchette.

Nerd.

Troll.

So anyway, we all touch the planket, and...

Planchette.

...and we ask questions of the spirits,

and then they answer.

Don't people think, like,

these things can make you get, you know,

possessed by demons and stuff?

Nice. That’s awesome.

There are no real demons involved.

It all works based off of the principle

called the ideomotor effect,

where your body gives itself

hints on where to move

based on your own internal biases.

It's science.

Way to kill the vibe, Hazel.

Hey, we all have to be totally solemn for this to work.

It's okay, Selina, we're just having fun.

Okay!

So who has a question for the spirits?

I do. Hi, spirits.

Does Chrissy want to have my babies?

Ew!

Oh, my gosh. It's moving, dipshit!

Oh, I told you.

All right. Shut... Okay.

- It’s the stupid idiot motor thing. - You got owned by the spirits!

Shut up. Just... Just move on!

Okay, okay!

Who has a real question?

I have one.

Yay! Okay, go for it, Selina.

If there are any spirits here,

do you know how to contact

Sigmund the Last Moon Wizard?

Really interesting friend you got here, huh?

Shut up!

Oh, my God, it's moving again!

“Run”?

What is that supposed to mean?

It's like walking, but faster.

Oh! I mean, she set me up for it.

-Ooo! -Ahh!

Ralph!

Selina, you were right!

He remembers me.

I got this.

No!

Go on! Get out of here!

Ooooo!

Damn.

Ahhh!

Wait!

My brother! I have to go check on him!

Hazel, we have to go!

He's a dick, but he's still my brother.

We have to go back.

Do you want to end up like him?

Ahhh!

Holy crap! How did you do that?

I don't know.

It just happened.

It's like magic.

I don't see Moon Ghost behind us.

I think we lost it.

Moon Ghost has returned.

It's only a matter of time before he comes for me.

Oh, what do we do?

What do we do?

I have to kill it.

Tell me your troubles.

Well,

I'm just unlucky.

I lost my job when Moon Ghost ate my boss

and everyone in H.R.

I see.

My husband left me for a goat.

A goat?

To be fair,

she was lovely.

Last week, two local warlords

were having a rumble and my car got dented.

Go on.

Then I was eating a hot dog,

and I got mustard on my new blouse.

You know how hard it is

to find decent new clothes

since the apocalypse.

Oh, honey, I know it.

So now it has a mustard stain.

Well, that certainly sounds

like an epic string of bad luck.

Do you know what's causing it?

Well, bad luck like that can

be caused by many things.

Curses, hexes, planetary misalignment.

But in your case,

I think it's a matter of faith.

Faith?

I'm sensing a lot of black in your aura.

Which can suggest low energy... tiredness.

I have been feeling tired since the apocalypse.

This indicates that

your bad luck may simply be the result of

not believing that you deserve good luck.

Can you help me?

There are a few things we could try.

Burning charmed incense.

Chanting magical words.

But in your case, Penny,

I think

hypnosis would do the trick.

Hypnosis?

It's relatively painless.

Just sit back, relax.

Close your eyes.

Now listen.

Listen to the sound of my voice.

Like waves on the ocean.

You waft up and down on the surf.

Watch out for the jellyfish.

Good. Now...

Open your eyes.

Penny,

can you hear me?

Yes, I can hear you.

Good.

Now listen.

Listen to my words and take heed.

You do not deserve bad luck.

You deserve good luck.

The universe wants to reward

you for your faith.

But you must first

have faith to be rewarded.

Do you understand?

Yes, I understand.

From this day forward,

you will know in your heart

that your luck will change for the better.

You will know that good

things are coming to you.

Tell me you know it.

Yes, I know it.

Good.

Now close your eyes.

When I slap you across the face,

you will awaken.

One, two...

Three.

I feel like a weight has been lifted.

You've changed my life.

I'm so glad I could help.

That'll be $430 please.

What's that?

Oh, a lucky penny!

I knew my luck was about to change.

Oooooo...

Ahh!!

[Boom.]

Holy shit!

[Knocking.]

Yes?

Are you the famed spiritualist Jeffrey Westlake?

I am. Who's inquiring?

I'm Selina Gibbons, and this is my roommate...

Best friend!

Chrissy.

I knew the Ghost Punchers.

The Ghost Punchers?

You knew Diana and Ronnie?

I was with them when they died.

I see.

Come in.

Oh. Whoa!

This place is insane.

Did you get all of this at, like, a Halloween store or something?

I mean, I have a couple of plastic skeletons

and a sexy nurse costume,

but this stuff is so cool!

Is that a real crystal ball?

Yes. Please don't touch.

I wasn't.

So. What can I do

for friends of my two

most accomplished pupils?

I need your help contacting someone.

The spirit of a loved one who's passed away?

Not exactly.

Have you heard of the mystical realm of the UnderMoon?

What is that?

Like some sort of astral plane?

No, it's...

the mystical realm of the UnderMoon.

You've lost me.

Listen, Mister...

Cravat!

My friend Selina here is just trying to contact her

magical mentor, Sigmund, the Last Moon Wizard.

Now, can you help us,

or shall we find somebody else?

There are no other living mediums in this region.

Well...

Maybe we'll find a large!

-Chrissy... -I got you, Selina.

We're best friends.

Sure.

Sigmund.

Sigmund, the Last Moon Wizard...

who fought and defeated.

Moon Ghost thousands of years ago.

Exactly.

Can you contact him?

Will she continue to fondle my ball?

Spirits of the netherworld.

Hear me.

Feel my beckoning.

I feel you're playing footsie with me.

Silence!

The spirits of those

who have passed demand peace

and unity among us.

Well, then stop rubbing my foot.

I wasn't.

We must focus.

Spirit of Sigmund...

the land of the living

beckons you.

Come!

Holy frijoles!

Who? What, what?

Where am I?

Sigmund, the Last Moon Wizard,

you are here on Earth.

I, the famed spiritualist Jeffrey Westlake,

have brought you back from beyond the grave.

Beyond the grave? Oh.

No. How horrible! No!

My soul has transcended death

and now exists in the mystical realm of the UnderMoon.

That's what I told him.

Ah, Selina! My descendant.

How are things on your Earth?

Not great.

I need your help with Moon Ghost.

Moon Ghost?

Gadzooks, has he returned?

Totally.

We are on the verge of a second Moon Ghost Apocalypse.

Since you didn't really give me

any directions during our last encounter,

I was hoping you could tell me how to defeat Moon Ghost...

again.

Well, when I fought Moon Ghost,

I had my mystical green orb.

Do you have my orb?

No. It flew off into the cosmos.

And then you told me to be a Moon Wizard,

and then you vanished forever.

Well, why didn't you just travel to my ancient keep

and study the ways of moon magic?

I would have

had I known it existed before this second.

Where is it?

In the middle of Stonehenge, of course.

Isn’t that where the Druids invented Halloween?

Good grief! No!

I created Stonehenge as a forcefield

to ward off Moon Ghost

and tax collectors.

But there's no secret keep

in the middle of Stonehenge.

Yes, there is.

I put it there.

But I've seen pictures.

And it's invisible.

You think I would want you silly earthlings

to see my magnificent keep?

It makes sense.

Uninvited guests are terribly annoying.

Thank you, Sigmund.

Now, is that all?

You caught me in the middle of watching my stories.

Sigmund, I have many questions about the...

UnderMoon.

I'm sure you do.

Well, good luck with the whole Moon Ghost returns thing.

Toodle-oo!

Well, he was terribly rude, don't you think?

Thanks for coming with me, Chrissy.

You can drop me off at...

Oh, I am coming with you.

What?

I've always wanted to see Stonehenge.

And I can’t abandon my best friend

ever in her hour of need.

Okay.

Thanks,

friend.

Let's roll.

As the last descendant

of the Last Moon Wizard

and her best friend slash roommate

set off for the fabled Stonehenge,

the legend of Moon Ghost spread

to all corners of the spherical globe.

Warriors came from miles around

to challenge the might of Moon Ghost.

He's close.

Come on out, Moon Ghost.

I'm taking you down.

Oooo.

Ahh!

In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost,

I command you to leave!

The power of Christ compels you.

Be gone, Moon Ghost!

Be gone from his place, and never return!

In the name of God,

leave!

-Oooo. -Ahh!

Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Moon Ghost is no match

for my ultraviolent death ray.

Meet your doom, Moon Ghost!

Ha, ha, ha!

Gotcha, Moon Ghost!

Oh, God.

Oh my God!

Oh, no!

He's absorbed the death ray’s energy.

That means...

Oooo...?

Somewhere, someone must have a way to defeat

this malevolent miscreant.

Someone must have an answer.

Professor Méliès.

Dr. Teasdale.

You’ve somehow managed

to figure out a power source for my creation

even though my super genius brain could not?

Yes, Professor.

Marvin.

We’re using our Christian names now.

What stratagem could this possibly be?

The only force powerful enough to energize

your creation is the one thing

you've been incapable of finding.

With all your logic, all your reason,

all your super genius synapses.

What are you talking about?

Marvin...

The only force powerful enough is love.

Love, you say?

But... but... I just... I didn't... I...

Dr. Teasdale,

I never realized how vibrant

the pigmentation in your irises is,

especially in the left eye.

To some degree in the right as well.

They are slightly uneven,

if you look closely enough, but...

that is to say that...

I mean...

Oh, Maureen!

Zounds!

It works!

That doesn't make any sense.

Love rarely does.

Moon Ghost,

prepare to meet your match!

Are you sure it's there?

I mean, I know it's invisible,

but I really can't see it.

Only one way to find out.

There's a door just over here.

What...?

How do you know that?

I just do.

Jinkies!

The answer has to be in here somewhere.

Whoa! I mean, it's going to take, like, a thousand years

to go through all of these books and stuff.

Selina! Selina, look! It...

It's one of those, Sigmund orb thingies.

We could destroy Moon Ghost with this.

It's not green.

Oh, yeah, you're probably right.

My fellow Americans.

It is I, your beloved president.

Yes. I've been in hiding

for the last two years,

but merely as a precaution

to ensure my own personal safety.

People are saying Moon Ghost has returned.

So I felt that it was necessary to remind you

that it is not as dire

as the fake news media would have you think.

Okay?

Remember the last time I had the military

get rid of moon goes for you? Yeah.

He wasn't so tough after all, was he?

Moon Ghost? Ha!

We bombed the hell out of him

because I'm a true patriot

and your one true savior.

So have faith as we fight back against the new invasion

by this illegal alien.

America isn't for space monsters.

America is for Americans, and also for God,

and especially for me.

Me, God, and Americans.

But not if you're a space monster

or a socialist or a Mexic...

AHH!!

Oh no!

[Screams!]

Oh, the humanity!

Moon Ghost!

Hoo, boy.

What a day.

Hey, bud.

They need you back in Admissions.

Come on, Bernie, I just went on break.

Dude, it's a madhouse out there.

Al says you gotta hurry.

What's the rush?

Moon Ghost has returned!

Moon Ghost? Aw, dang it.

I better get a vacttion after this.

Spirits!

The land of the living calls out to you.

Is there anyone on the other side

who can come over and help us defeat Moon Ghost?

Oooo!

Stop!

Listen. Listen.

Listen. Listen. Listen...

Listen. Listen. Listen.

Listen to the sound of my voice.

Listen...

Like waves on the ocean...

Drifting...

Floating back and forth on the surf.

Eating jellyfish

and surfers to your heart's content.

You are...

relaxed.

At ease.

You don't want to move.

There's no reason to.

You don't want to kill anyone ever again.

Now, when I count to three

and slap you in the face,

you will give up and fall over dead.

One, two...

Three!

-Ooo! -Ahhh!

Moon Ghost?

Can you hear me?

Moon Ghost!

Hello there, you nasty little Dickens.

This is Mecha Moon Ghost,

and I reckon he's a match for you.

Observe.

Ha! That got you, you fiend!

Yes! Mecha Moon Ghost is powered

by the most indestructible

force in the universe.

Love.

And with that as an energy source,

there's no way you can defeat Mecha Moon Ghost’s

superior technology.

Egad!

Oh, dear.

I say...

That’s checkmate.

Repent!

Repent!

The end is nigh!

Oooo!

What do I do if I get attacked by a bear, Dad?

Just play dead, Teddy.

Bears won't attack you if they think you're already dead.

Okay.

Oooooo!

Awesome.

[Silent Movie Music]

That's it then.

Love wasn't enough to save us.

But it is enough, Maureen.

At least it was enough to save me.

What do you mean?

Oh, I've been a fool

wasting all of these years.

But you...

You taught me something far deeper

than all the truth and knowledge

my superior brain has processed

all these years.

You taught me how to love,

even if only for a few hours.

Even if we both die

horribly, gruesomely today.

Life is meant to be lived.

And I'm glad I get to live

the rest of my life with you.

Oh, Marvin.

Have you found anything that'll work yet?

I think so.

But it's very dangerous.

Like another one of those orb thingies?

I can't find any spells on creating one,

but this rune shows me

how to create another weapon.

Something that could obliterate Moon Ghost

instead of just imprisoning him.

My gosh, how does that work?

Well, it would siphon the magic powers of Stonehenge

into a sort of magic nuclear bomb.

Whoa. That is so insane.

I know.

Draining the powers from Stonehenge

would mean that Moon Ghost could come inside.

And if I'm reading this right...

the shift in moon power energy would

alert him almost immediately.

So you mean he'd know that.

Stonehenge didn't have any magic left

and he'd come here and get us?

Yes.

Oh, shit, that sucks.

Yeah.

Is it our only hope?

I think so.

Well, I guess it's a good thing

I made you this.

Chrissy! Is that...?

Oh, you know, just Moon Wizard clothing

for the most badass Moon Wizard I know.

Thanks, Chrissy.

Oh, yeah.

And thanks for being my best friend.

Oh!

Chrissy...

No. Don't even think about telling me

to leave or anything.

We are best friends now,

and I'm in it to win it.

Now let's nuke this spooky little bitch.

Okay.

Here we are.

Aren’t you gonna invite me in?

Of course. Don't just stand there, baby.

You want to wet your whistle?

I would kill for a drink.

Ooh wee.

I knew you were gonna be a firecracker.

You ain't seen nothing yet.

That sofa looks comfy.

After you, baby.

Back at the bar,

you said you had something to tell me.

Oh, yeah.

Let me whisper it in your ear.

Oooo!

It’s Moon Ghost!

Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!

No, no! No, no! No!

Oh, damn. That was a close one.

I thought for sure I was on the menu.

Well, the night is young.

Ah! Ahh!

Oh...

Ahhh!

Selina.

Why did it look like all that

magic energy stuff was going into you?

Because we know the one thing.

Moon Ghost wants more than anything.

He wants revenge

on me.

Wait, so...

you turned yourself into the ultimate Moon Ghost weapon?

I had to.

So when Moon Ghost attacks...

When he attacks me,

I will automatically destroy him along with

everything else in the area.

Including yourself?

It's the only way.

And that's why you need to leave right now.

No!

This is not cool beans, Selina!

I don't want to lose my best friend.

I know.

But the last time Moon Ghost was here,

I lost almost everyone I cared about.

I will not lose you, too.

It's not fair.

I didn't even get to help you with your...

your post stress trauma thingy!

Yes!

Yes, you did, Chrissy.

Awww!

What is that?

The power of friendship?

Cool.

Now go.

Before he gets here.

Go.

Oooo.

I knew you'd come.

Your feast ends here.

Ooo?

What was that?

This is incredible.

What?

There was an enormous seismic event in the U.K.

And...

And Moon Ghost’s lunar radiation signature is gone.

It's nowhere on Earth

or in satellite range.

He's gone.

[Sirens]

It's a new day, Marvin.

And not a worry in sight.

Yes. Well...

other than the collapse of world governments,

ongoing turf wars between gangs and marauders and warlords,

and the usual assortment of human evils.

But other than that.

Yes. Yes.

Other than that,

everything is perfect.

Help. Has anyone seen my leg?

I can’t find my leg.

No, Selina won't be back.

It's just me now.

What happened?

Well,

Selina sacrificed herself to save everybody.

It was awful.

I don't know,

she seemed at peace with it, though,

so I guess it's okay.

And you?

Are you at peace?

Oh, no.

I'm kind of a mess.

Like. Like I keep having this recurring nightmare

where cartoon badgers are chewing

on my toenails until they're too short,

and my toes hurt really bad.

But the badgers are cartoons,

so nothing that I do to them actually hurts them.

You know?

And then what happens?

Then I wake up screaming

like Selina did

when she was dreaming about Moon Ghost.

But Moon Ghost is gone now, right?

Of course.

-Ooo! -Ahh!

Chrissy!

Thus ends the Second Coming of Moon Ghost...

eradicated in a desolate, magical wasteland,

never to be seen by human or wizard again.

If we’re lucky, that is.

Uh-oh.

Ha, ha, ha, ha!

[The producers would like to apologize for any typos in the captions.]

[Moon Ghost kept eating our typists.]

Ooo!