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�ntotdeauna m-am �ntrebat
de ce n-a mai �ncercat nimeni.
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Sunt at�tea benzi desenate, filme,
seriale la TV...
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Te g�nde�ti c� un excentric singuratic
ar putea s�-�i fac� un costum.
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Via�a de zi cu zi e
chiar at�t de palpitant�?
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�coala �i birourile
sunt chiar at�t de captivante
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�nc�t numai eu m-am g�ndit la asta?
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Fi�i sinceri.
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La un moment dat, to�i ne-am dorit
s� fim super eroi.
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Apropo, �la nu sunt eu.
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E un armean cu probleme la cap.
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Cine sunt eu?
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Eu sunt Kick Ass!
(Dau B�taie)
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Traducerea �i adaptarea
Alex C & Ioana N - www.titr�ri.ro
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�la sunt eu. �nainte s� �nceap�
toate c�caturile astea nebune�ti.
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Sunt ultima persoan� pe care �i-ai imagina-o
�n postura de super erou.
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Nu spun c� e ceva �n neregul� cu mine.
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Dar nici nu am ceva special.
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Nu-mi pl�cea sportul,
nu eram as �n matematic�
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�i nu m� pasionau jocurile video.
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Nu aveam pierce
sau tulburare de alimenta�ie
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�i nici 3.000 de prieteni pe MySpace.
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Singura mea super putere:
eram invizibil �n fa�a fetelor.
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�i dintre prietenii mei,
nici m�car nu eram tipul amuzant.
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Ca majoritatea celor de v�rsta mea,
pur �i simplu existam.
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Bun� diminea�a, copii.
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Deschide�i-v� c�r�ile la actul doi,
scena a doua.
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Dac� intrai la mine �n camer�,
probabil m� g�seai la TV.
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Sau vorbind cu amicul meu Todd pe Skype.
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- Te ui�i la Family Guy?
- Nu.
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Nici eu. Intr� pe sf�rcuriumede.com.
E bun.
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Sau mai d�deam o lab�
cu g�ndul la profa de englez�.
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Dave Lizewski, s� nu crezi c� nu am observat
cum te holbezi la ���ele mele.
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Vreau s� m� atingi peste tot, Dave!
Te rog!
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Desigur, zilele din liceu mi le petreceam
la uzina de lucru manual.
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Dar, sincer s� fiu, nu-mi trebuia mult
ca s� termin.
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Jur, c�nd trec de pubertate
produc�torii de �erve�ele o s� dea faliment.
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Dave Lizewsky, n-ar trebui
s� te ui�i la Hamlet?
38
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Da, doamna profesoar�.
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�mi cer scuze.
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S� nu m�-n�elege�i gre�it.
�mi plac �i fetele de v�rsta mea.
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Mai ales Katie Deauxma.
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Bun�, frumuse�e!
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Bun�...
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Nu... Tu te refereai la Erika.
�tiam! Eu glumeam...
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Tare...
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Dumnezeule!
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Uite, sunt mama lui Todd.
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Ce amuzant! �sta e tat�l t�u.
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Nu, e tot mama...
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Ce pula mea?
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Eram un tip obi�nuit.
F�r� p�ianjeni radioactivi,
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nici nu eram un refugiat
de pe o planet� extraterestr�.
53
00:05:03,249 --> 00:05:06,503
�ti�i ce? Todd spunea c� �nc� se mai fac
cerealele Count Chockula.
54
00:05:06,628 --> 00:05:08,839
Dar nu se mai g�sesc �n magazine.
55
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Mama mea a murit �n buc�t�rie
de la un anevrism,
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00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:17,057
n-a fost �mpu�cat� pe o alee.
Dac� v� a�tepta�i la un:
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Te voi r�zbuna, mam�!
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00:05:20,645 --> 00:05:21,938
N-ave�i noroc.
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La 18 luni dup� ce a murit mama,
singura mea revela�ie a fost
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c� via�a merge �nainte.
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- Au schimbat albina de pe ambalaj?
- Nu.
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De ce n-a �ncercat nimeni
s� fie super erou?
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Nu �tiu, fiindc� e imposibil, c�c�ciosule!
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Ce-i a�a imposibil �n a-�i pune o masc�
�i s� aju�i lumea?
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Nu-i nimic super eroic �n asta. Super
�nseamn� s� fii mai puternic dec�t restul.
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S� zbori, de astea.
Tu zici de un erou aiurea.
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Nici m�car erou nu e,
e doar un psihopat.
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Dar Bruce Wayne? El n-avea puteri.
69
00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:04,698
Da, dar avea c�caturile alea costisitoare
care nici nu exist�.
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00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:08,286
- Parc� vorbeai de via�a de zi cu zi.
- Da, Todd, asta spuneam.
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00:06:08,411 --> 00:06:12,708
Omule, dac� ar �ncerca cineva �n via�a real�
�i-ar lua-o pe coaj�. Ar muri din prima zi.
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Nu zic c� ar trebui s� o fac�,
dar nu �n�eleg de ce nu o face nimeni.
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Dintre milioanele de oameni
care ador� super eroii,
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m�car unul s� �ncerce.
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Iisuse, pe voi nu v� deranjeaz�?
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00:06:26,349 --> 00:06:29,728
Mii de oameni vor s� fie Paris Hilton,
dar nimeni n-ar fi Omul P�ianjen.
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Care-i faza cu ea?
Parc� n-are ���e deloc.
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00:06:32,815 --> 00:06:34,901
Poate din cauza casetei porno.
El nu are a�a ceva.
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Voi n-a�i v�zut
"O Noapte cu Omul P�ianjen"?
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Uite cine a venit.
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00:06:44,913 --> 00:06:48,418
Numai mie �mi pare r�u de Chris D'Amico?
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Ce groaznic trebuie s� fie s� ai
un tat� bogat care-�i ofer� tot ce vrei...
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Mai bine nu spuneai nimic.
Acum �mi vine s� pl�ng.
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Dar e mereu singur.
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Ar trebui s� vorbim cu el.
Poate vrea s� stea cu noi.
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00:07:03,853 --> 00:07:06,231
- De ce s� vorbim cu el...
- G�ndi�i-v�!
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00:07:06,356 --> 00:07:10,069
Ar fi bestial s� fie prieten cu noi.
Nimeni nu s-ar mai lua de noi.
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00:07:10,194 --> 00:07:14,741
- Atunci, du-te, Todd. Vrei s�-i vorbe�ti?
- Nu... Dave ar trebui s� mearg�.
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00:07:14,908 --> 00:07:18,537
- De ce?
- Pe bune, ar trebui s� te duci.
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00:07:18,662 --> 00:07:20,707
- Sunte�i ni�te m�gari.
- Nu-�i fie fric�, Dave.
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La�ule!
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00:07:28,841 --> 00:07:30,760
Dispari, b�i, pul�!
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- Te-ai speriat pu�in?
- Cred c� mi-am udat chilo�eii.
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00:07:41,982 --> 00:07:43,109
Pe mai t�rziu!
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00:07:44,026 --> 00:07:46,196
Dac� ar fi vorbit a�a cu mine
eu l-a� fi luat la b�taie.
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00:07:46,279 --> 00:07:48,448
Todd, tu nu te-ai b�tut
niciodat� cu cineva.
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00:07:48,574 --> 00:07:52,036
- I-a� fi dat la genunchi.
- Vorbe�ti prostii.
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00:07:52,161 --> 00:07:56,583
A�a cum for�a centrifug� a cu�itelor
lui Batman ar fi penetrat scutul lui Joker,
99
00:07:56,667 --> 00:07:58,252
l�s�ndu-l vulnerabil �n fa�a...
100
00:07:58,335 --> 00:08:01,047
Patrula pizdelor!
101
00:08:01,172 --> 00:08:03,508
- Banii �i telefoanele.
- Nu din nou...
102
00:08:03,634 --> 00:08:07,346
Telefonul!
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00:08:07,430 --> 00:08:09,474
Nu am. Mi l-a luat un tip
s�pt�m�na trecut�.
104
00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:12,186
- E�ti o pizd�...
- D�-mi plasa.
105
00:08:12,311 --> 00:08:15,815
- Sunt benzi desenate.
- Vrei s� te tai?
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00:08:25,493 --> 00:08:29,206
Uita�i-v� la dobitocul �sta
cum st� �i se uit�.
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00:08:32,293 --> 00:08:38,801
Fi�i sinceri.
Voi nu a�i schimba ceva?
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00:08:40,136 --> 00:08:43,348
Vedem pe cineva �n pericol
�i am vrea s�-l ajut�m.
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00:08:43,473 --> 00:08:45,267
Dar nu o facem.
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00:08:49,105 --> 00:08:53,777
�n lumea mea eroii existau
numai �n benzi desenate.
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�i n-ar fi fost r�u, dac� �i r�uf�c�torii
ar fi fost imaginari.
112
00:08:59,952 --> 00:09:01,829
Dar nu e a�a.
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00:09:02,705 --> 00:09:08,837
Frankie, jur! Nu inventez!
Bulangiul �sta apare din senin!
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00:09:08,963 --> 00:09:14,427
- Ne rupe-n b�taie �i ne fur� cocaina!
- Adic� tipul care seam�n� cu Batman?
115
00:09:14,511 --> 00:09:18,975
- N-am spus c� ar�ta ca �i Batman!
- A�a ai spus. "Tipul ar�ta ca Batman".
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00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:22,187
- Avea masc� �i mantie.
- Ca Batman.
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00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:25,316
N-am spus "ca �i Batman",
nici n-am pomenit de Batman!
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00:09:25,441 --> 00:09:29,154
Bine... S�-�i expun problema.
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00:09:30,405 --> 00:09:34,744
C�rti�a noastr� de la ru�i
a spus alt� poveste.
120
00:09:35,203 --> 00:09:39,458
El spune c� mi-ai v�ndut cocaina
�i ai luat tu banii.
121
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Minte-n futere!
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Nu-mi vine s� cred c� ascul�i asemenea
c�caturi de la un rusnac futut!
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Hai s� analiz�m. Ce e mai probabil?
S� fii tu un bulangiu lacom
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sau c� Superman mi-a furat
toat� cocaina?
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- Batman...
- N-am pomenit de Batman!
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Destul!
127
00:10:00,775 --> 00:10:03,779
M� a�teapt� fiu-meu afar�
s� mergem la film.
128
00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:08,785
Nu vreau s�-l dezam�gesc.
Joe, tu te ocupi.
129
00:10:10,161 --> 00:10:14,750
Cred c� e cea mai jalnic� scuz�
pe care am auzit-o, Trey...
130
00:10:20,466 --> 00:10:23,553
- �mi pare r�u de a�teptare, amice.
- Filmul �ncepe �n 10 minute!
131
00:10:23,678 --> 00:10:28,892
- N-are nimic, pierdem doar trailerele.
- Dar vreau s�-mi iau popcorn.
132
00:10:29,018 --> 00:10:34,816
C�nd ajungem, ia-i popcorn lui Chris.
Bine? De b�ut? Pepsi?
133
00:10:34,941 --> 00:10:36,610
- Da, e bun...
- Ia-i �i un Pepsi.
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Eu vreau un suc cu ghea��. Amestecat.
�la ro�u �i �la albastru amestecate.
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�i o pung� de bombonele.
136
00:11:07,523 --> 00:11:09,775
Benzile desenate sunt eronate.
137
00:11:10,067 --> 00:11:15,198
Nu-i nevoie de o traum�, radia�ii cosmice
sau un inel magic ca s� rezulte un erou.
138
00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:20,997
Ci de combina�ia perfect�
�ntre optimism �i naivitate.
139
00:11:54,079 --> 00:11:57,333
E�ti cel mai pizdos!
140
00:11:59,502 --> 00:12:01,212
Hai! S� v�d ce po�i!
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00:12:17,899 --> 00:12:21,487
�ntre timp...
142
00:12:28,454 --> 00:12:33,293
- Tati, mi-e fric�!
- Haide, Mindy. Acum e�ti fat� mare.
143
00:12:33,418 --> 00:12:36,297
- N-are de ce s�-�i fie fric�.
- O s� doar� tare?
144
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:42,220
Copila mea... Doar o secund�, scumpete.
Glon�ul dintr-un pistol merge cu...
145
00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:45,683
- Mai mult de 1.000 km/h.
- 1.000 kilometri pe ora.
146
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:50,230
La o distan�� a�a de mic�
for�a te va dobor� cu siguran��,
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dar nu doare mai tare
dec�t un pumn �n piept.
148
00:12:53,442 --> 00:12:55,153
Ur�sc s� fiu lovit� �n piept.
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Vei fi bine, scumpete!
150
00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:09,044
Cum a fost?
N-a fost a�a r�u, nu?
151
00:13:10,046 --> 00:13:12,215
A fost chiar distractiv, nu?
Acum �tii cum e.
152
00:13:12,340 --> 00:13:15,719
C�nd un drogat t�mpit trage dup� tine
n-o s�-�i mai fie fric�.
153
00:13:15,803 --> 00:13:19,641
- Oricum nu mi-ar fi fost fric�.
- Asta e fata mea... Haide. Sus.
154
00:13:19,724 --> 00:13:23,729
- �nc� dou� gloan�e �i mergem acas�.
- Din nou?
155
00:13:23,854 --> 00:13:29,736
- Numai dac� trecem pe la bowling.
- La bowling...
156
00:13:30,362 --> 00:13:37,162
- Da, apoi �nghe�at�.
- Bine... �nc� dou� gloan�e.
157
00:13:37,287 --> 00:13:42,960
Dac� nu sc�nce�ti �i nu te pl�ngi,
batem palma, domni�oar�.
158
00:13:43,169 --> 00:13:48,509
- Da! �mi iau o �nghe�at� cu caramel...
- Bun� alegere, p�pu�a mea!
159
00:13:51,220 --> 00:13:55,058
Deci, �mi mai dai detalii
pentru cadoul de ziua ta?
160
00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:57,436
�mi iei un c��elu�?
161
00:13:58,354 --> 00:14:01,608
- Vrei un c�ine?
- Da, unul pufos �i dr�gu�!
162
00:14:01,733 --> 00:14:04,862
�i s� m� machiez
ca Sasha din emisiunea aia...
163
00:14:09,117 --> 00:14:14,582
Te luam la pul�, tati...
Vreau un briceag-fluture.
164
00:14:15,291 --> 00:14:19,630
Copil�... Mereu m� iei peste picior.
�tii ce?
165
00:14:19,838 --> 00:14:21,507
- Ce?
- O s�-�i iau dou�.
166
00:14:21,632 --> 00:14:24,719
- Dou�?
- Dou� cu�ite.
167
00:14:24,803 --> 00:14:26,305
Asta vei primi.
168
00:14:59,970 --> 00:15:04,851
V� spun sincer. �n primele s�pt�m�ni
nu m-am b�tut cu r�uf�c�tori.
169
00:15:05,393 --> 00:15:09,523
Dar chiar �i a�a, noua mea voca�ie
mi-a ocupat serios timpul.
170
00:15:14,363 --> 00:15:14,988
C�cat!
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00:15:15,155 --> 00:15:17,575
Eu numesc asta preg�tire.
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00:15:20,578 --> 00:15:25,084
Dac� voi crede�i c� visam cu ochii deschi�i,
mi-ar fi greu s� v� contrazic.
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00:15:25,501 --> 00:15:29,464
Tot ce �tiam e c� niciodat� nu m-am mai
sim�it at�t de bine �n pielea mea.
174
00:15:45,692 --> 00:15:47,236
S�-mi bag pula!
175
00:15:48,529 --> 00:15:53,410
Bine, poate c� eram �nc� �n stadiul Beta...
Dar era un �nceput.
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- Tu la ce pula mea te ui�i?
- La nimic!
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00:16:14,268 --> 00:16:16,646
Car�-te-n pizda m�-tii!
178
00:16:20,693 --> 00:16:22,904
A�a cum fiecare criminal �n serie �tie,
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00:16:23,029 --> 00:16:26,366
�n cele din urm� fanteziile
nu sunt suficiente.
180
00:16:26,992 --> 00:16:29,620
Era timpul s� iau m�suri.
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00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:37,588
Ce pula mea...
182
00:16:45,890 --> 00:16:50,729
La ce pula mea te ui�i?
Te-am �ntrebat la ce naiba te ui�i!
183
00:16:55,401 --> 00:17:02,118
La doi c�c�nari care umbl� la o ma�in�
pentru care cineva �i-a rupt curu' muncind!
184
00:17:02,535 --> 00:17:05,872
- Ce spui?
- Las-o balt�, omule.
185
00:17:06,415 --> 00:17:09,460
Dobitocul �sta e drogat.
186
00:17:09,877 --> 00:17:14,383
Nu sunt drogat. Mi se pare aiurea
c� voi crede�i c� pute�i face ce vre�i.
187
00:17:15,426 --> 00:17:19,305
Pleca�i de l�ng� ma�in�
�i trecem cu vederea.
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00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:23,894
- E�ti nebun, omule.
- La naiba cu asta!
189
00:17:38,412 --> 00:17:41,123
Rahat! Hai s� plec�m!
190
00:18:22,382 --> 00:18:27,471
Mi-am revenit la timp ca s� rog medicul
s� nu spun� nim�nui nimic de costum.
191
00:18:27,888 --> 00:18:30,016
A promis c� nu va spune.
192
00:18:31,267 --> 00:18:34,146
�tiam doar c� tata o s� m� omoare.
193
00:18:49,081 --> 00:18:54,087
- De ce n-am pistol? Sunt paznic.
- Acum e�ti portar, nu mai prime�ti pistol.
194
00:18:54,212 --> 00:18:57,799
- Dar ar�t ca un tolomac!
- Ar��i la patru ace! Uite ce de nasturi!
195
00:18:57,966 --> 00:19:00,344
F�-�i treaba �i deschide naibii u�a.
196
00:19:02,931 --> 00:19:04,724
S� ave�i o zi bun�.
197
00:19:32,383 --> 00:19:34,803
- Bun� diminea�a, Frank!
- Salut, Joe, ce faci?
198
00:19:34,928 --> 00:19:36,888
- Bine.
- Vrei cafea?
199
00:19:37,014 --> 00:19:40,184
- Poate mai t�rziu. Bun� diminea�a, Angie.
- Bun� diminea�a.
200
00:19:40,267 --> 00:19:42,061
- Chris!
- 'Nea�a, Joe.
201
00:19:42,896 --> 00:19:47,902
Frank, avem de rezolvat ceva.
Ceva important, Frank.
202
00:19:51,573 --> 00:19:56,954
- Bine. �mi pare r�u, draga mea.
- Rezolv� ce trebuie.
203
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:04,338
- Chris, unde crezi c� pleci?
- Trebuie s� vorbesc cu tata.
204
00:20:04,505 --> 00:20:07,300
Christopher! Frank, dragule.
205
00:20:09,511 --> 00:20:11,096
Unde crezi c� pleci?
206
00:20:11,180 --> 00:20:13,766
Nu m� deranjeaz� discu�iile
despre afaceri.
207
00:20:13,850 --> 00:20:17,729
Voi sta �n lini�te. Oricum trebuie
s� �ncep s� �nv�� �i eu, nu?
208
00:20:17,855 --> 00:20:23,570
- Termin�-�i orzul!
- Ce naiba, fac 18 ani peste opt luni!
209
00:20:26,699 --> 00:20:27,950
Ia loc.
210
00:20:30,787 --> 00:20:31,913
Care-i problema?
211
00:20:32,038 --> 00:20:35,501
Rusul spune c� Trey
a mai v�ndut cinci pungi.
212
00:20:35,626 --> 00:20:37,003
La juma' de pre�.
213
00:20:37,128 --> 00:20:40,590
- Care Trey? Trey al nostru?
- Trey cel mort.
214
00:20:40,966 --> 00:20:45,138
- Adic� acum mi-o iau �n cur de la o fantom�?
- Sau Trey chiar spunea adev�rul.
215
00:20:45,263 --> 00:20:50,310
Asta e? Acum trebuie s� cred �n fantome
sau �n super eroi?
216
00:20:50,477 --> 00:20:56,193
Nu neap�rat, poate doar partea
c� a fost jecm�nit de careva.
217
00:21:00,156 --> 00:21:04,202
Cred c� ar trebui s�-l invit�m pe rus
la o discu�ie amical�.
218
00:21:05,704 --> 00:21:08,416
S� afl�m ce se �nt�mpl� cu adev�rat.
219
00:21:23,517 --> 00:21:26,354
Ce feti�� matinal�!
Mi-ai luat-o �nainte.
220
00:21:26,479 --> 00:21:30,734
Eu voiam s�-�i aduc micul dejun.
La mul�i ani, scumpa mea.
221
00:21:32,862 --> 00:21:35,365
Uite ce ai aici.
222
00:21:42,957 --> 00:21:47,588
Mul�umesc! Dumnezeule!
Tat�...
223
00:21:52,427 --> 00:21:57,225
Examen rapid.
Care e denumirea pe scurt?
224
00:21:57,475 --> 00:22:00,187
E u�or: "filipinezul".
Alt� �ntrebare?
225
00:22:00,312 --> 00:22:07,529
Excelent! AR-15 a fost varianta mai u�oar�
�i de calibru mai mic al c�rui model?
226
00:22:07,654 --> 00:22:11,075
AR-10 a lui Eugene Stoner.
Zi-mi una mai grea!
227
00:22:11,826 --> 00:22:17,499
Numele primului lung metraj
al lui John Woo.
228
00:22:17,624 --> 00:22:23,715
Tie han rou qing - The Young Dragon.
Tati, uite! Haide, de ce nu te ui�i?
229
00:22:26,802 --> 00:22:30,390
Ideea e c� un pulal�u ne omoar� oamenii.
230
00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:35,771
P�n� nu afl�m cine e, s� nu v� v�d
c� pierde�i vremea, da? Ce pula calului...
231
00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:38,233
Alo?
232
00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:43,864
Salut, Joe, da.
Se antreneaz�. Imediat.
233
00:22:44,740 --> 00:22:46,951
Tat�! La telefon!
234
00:22:49,121 --> 00:22:52,375
- Cine e?
- E Joe.
235
00:22:56,588 --> 00:23:00,301
- Care-i problema?
- Se pare c� nu mai avem cle�tele.
236
00:23:00,510 --> 00:23:01,928
Serios?
237
00:23:02,095 --> 00:23:06,725
Dar avem un cuptor cu microunde industrial
cu care se trateaz� cheresteaua.
238
00:23:06,892 --> 00:23:12,149
Cred c� m� confunzi cu cineva
c�ruia �i pas� de cheresteaua aia!
239
00:23:12,274 --> 00:23:15,194
Bine, �mi pare r�u...
240
00:23:19,157 --> 00:23:20,742
Bine, �ncepe�i.
241
00:23:20,909 --> 00:23:24,497
B�ie�ii spuneau de Trey Fernandez.
De unde s� �tiu eu?
242
00:23:24,664 --> 00:23:28,126
Ei au folosit numele lui!
Eu de unde era s� �tiu?
243
00:23:28,293 --> 00:23:30,921
Mai taci! Cretinul pulii...
244
00:23:32,882 --> 00:23:35,135
Func�ioneaz� ca orice cuptor
cu microunde?
245
00:23:35,260 --> 00:23:39,098
De unde s� �tiu eu? Doar nu g�tim
pentru restaurant. Porne�te-l.
246
00:23:42,268 --> 00:23:49,986
Vreau s� �tiu cine �i-a v�ndut cocaina.
Preferabil cineva care mai tr�ie�te.
247
00:23:57,620 --> 00:23:59,247
Am spus...
248
00:24:05,046 --> 00:24:11,262
Cine... �i-a v�ndut...
cocaina... noastr�?
249
00:24:14,265 --> 00:24:15,934
C�cat!
250
00:24:18,687 --> 00:24:21,190
C�ndva mai t�rziu...
251
00:24:21,316 --> 00:24:24,736
E bestial! Ar�t ca Wolverine!
252
00:24:25,779 --> 00:24:30,285
- Mai au detectorul de metale la �coal�?
- Da! Se va strica!
253
00:24:33,914 --> 00:24:38,294
- Dave. Trebuie s� te �ntreb ceva.
- Bine...
254
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:42,007
�n raportul poli�iei scria
c� te-au g�sit dezbr�cat.
255
00:24:42,132 --> 00:24:44,427
Nu-�i aminteai de ce...
256
00:24:45,053 --> 00:24:47,597
Nu cumva ho�ii te-au...
257
00:24:48,348 --> 00:24:49,850
Ce?
258
00:24:51,602 --> 00:24:56,608
Nu! Iisuse! Nu, nici m�car...
259
00:24:57,526 --> 00:25:00,947
�n ambulan�� mi-au aruncat hainele
din cauza s�ngelui.
260
00:25:01,072 --> 00:25:02,824
A�a e...
261
00:25:09,374 --> 00:25:12,044
N-a trecut mult p�n� s�-mi revin complet.
262
00:25:12,127 --> 00:25:13,921
Cum e Dave?!
263
00:25:15,590 --> 00:25:19,761
�nafar� de ni�te termina�ii nervoase,
doctorii m-au reparat destul de bine.
264
00:25:20,721 --> 00:25:22,348
- Asta ai sim�it-o?
- Nu...
265
00:25:22,431 --> 00:25:25,351
Parc� ai fi Jason Bourne, omule.
E foarte tare!
266
00:25:25,518 --> 00:25:29,440
- Nici asta?
- Nu, Marty. �nceta�i odat�!
267
00:25:29,565 --> 00:25:33,111
M-am �ntors de jumate de zi
�i deja mi-e dor de spital.
268
00:25:33,236 --> 00:25:36,448
Are dreptate, �mi pare r�u.
M-am purtat ca un copil.
269
00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:50,757
Bun�!
270
00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:54,804
Dave, bun�!
271
00:25:56,556 --> 00:25:58,016
Bun�...
272
00:25:58,475 --> 00:26:01,353
Ce mai faci? Ar��i mai bine.
273
00:26:01,604 --> 00:26:04,357
Sunt... bine.
Mult mai bine.
274
00:26:04,482 --> 00:26:07,319
�ie-�i plac benzile desenate, nu?
275
00:26:07,444 --> 00:26:12,283
Eu �i Erika st�m uneori dup� ore
�ntr-un magazin mi�to, Atomic Comics.
276
00:26:12,408 --> 00:26:15,245
Ciocolata cald� e excelent�!
277
00:26:15,370 --> 00:26:17,081
Da?
278
00:26:18,332 --> 00:26:24,423
��i fac cinste c�ndva...
Dac� ai nevoie s� vorbe�ti cu cineva.
279
00:26:26,217 --> 00:26:27,969
Sigur, mul�umesc.
280
00:26:28,094 --> 00:26:31,431
Bine, super!
Ne vedem mai t�rziu!
281
00:26:34,685 --> 00:26:38,023
A�i v�zut? Katie m-a invitat
la o cafea!
282
00:26:38,189 --> 00:26:42,319
- S� �tii c� nu cred c� e chiar a�a.
- Ce tot vorbi�i?
283
00:26:42,445 --> 00:26:46,408
Ideea e c� lui Katie
�i plac cei cu probleme.
284
00:26:46,575 --> 00:26:50,997
- Ce leg�tur� are cu mine?
- M� tot g�ndeam cum s�-�i explic.
285
00:26:51,539 --> 00:26:56,295
Circul� un zvon cum c�
tu ai fi homosexual.
286
00:26:56,378 --> 00:27:00,591
- Homosexual? Ce fel de zvon e �sta?
- �tii tu, ai fost jefuit...
287
00:27:00,717 --> 00:27:03,053
- �i voi a�i fost jefui�i!
- Da, dar...
288
00:27:03,178 --> 00:27:05,890
Noi n-am luat b�taie
�i nu ni s-au furat hainele.
289
00:27:05,973 --> 00:27:09,018
Nici nu e adev�rat!
Doctorii mi-au aruncat hainele!
290
00:27:09,853 --> 00:27:13,107
Nu-�i face griji, zvonurile sunt degeaba.
Noi �tim adev�rul, nu?
291
00:27:13,232 --> 00:27:16,402
- Chiar a�a.
- Cine �tie, poate reu�e�ti s� �i-o pui.
292
00:27:16,527 --> 00:27:19,698
Nu �i dac� crede c� e homosexual, Todd.
Retardatul pulii...
293
00:27:19,781 --> 00:27:22,576
- Mersi, Charlie, e�ti de mare ajutor.
- Eram sincer!
294
00:27:26,498 --> 00:27:31,170
M� transformam �n vechiul eu.
Trebuia s� m� dau b�tut, desigur.
295
00:27:31,379 --> 00:27:34,049
Dar nu te po�i reprograma,
pur �i simplu.
296
00:27:34,174 --> 00:27:37,636
Identitatea ta �i scopul �n via��...
297
00:27:37,761 --> 00:27:39,639
St�team �i eu pe aici...
298
00:27:39,847 --> 00:27:41,599
Sau nu!
299
00:27:42,601 --> 00:27:44,061
... sunt a�a cum sunt.
300
00:27:46,897 --> 00:27:48,191
Da!
301
00:27:48,775 --> 00:27:49,985
Pe asta n-ai v�zut-o!
302
00:27:50,068 --> 00:27:52,863
Cel mai bine ar fi s� pleci.
Poate c� n-ar trebui s� faci asta.
303
00:27:53,030 --> 00:27:56,826
Ce? Cum? Te ui�i la mine?
S� �tii c� e treaba mea!
304
00:28:08,424 --> 00:28:15,766
Eu? Echipamentul meu era aranjat.
Rulam versiunea 2.0 a lui Kick-Ass.
305
00:28:25,027 --> 00:28:29,240
Scuza�i-m�, a�i v�zut cumva pisica asta?
Nu? Mul�umesc...
306
00:28:29,491 --> 00:28:32,119
Scuza�i-m�, doamn�,
a�i v�zut pisica asta?
307
00:28:34,705 --> 00:28:38,126
Scuza�i-m�.
A�i v�zut cumva pisica asta?
308
00:29:00,862 --> 00:29:02,572
Super!
309
00:29:03,574 --> 00:29:05,117
Aici, pisi!
310
00:29:05,451 --> 00:29:07,411
Domnule Mu�c�cil�!
311
00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:17,799
Nu... domnule Mu�c�cil�!
Vino aici! Hai s� te ducem acas�!
312
00:29:26,393 --> 00:29:28,479
Futu-i!
313
00:29:31,232 --> 00:29:33,860
S�-mi sugi pula, domnule Mu�c�cil�!
314
00:29:37,323 --> 00:29:40,034
- Dumnezeule, �mi pare r�u, omule!
- Dobitocul...
315
00:29:42,329 --> 00:29:43,288
Ridic�-te!
316
00:29:44,456 --> 00:29:46,500
Mersi, ciudatule!
317
00:29:49,421 --> 00:29:51,465
- Las�-l �n pace!
- Ia m�na de pe mine!
318
00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:53,008
Nu e treaba ta!
319
00:29:55,094 --> 00:29:57,097
Ba e treaba mea!
320
00:30:25,422 --> 00:30:27,341
Sun� la poli�ie!
321
00:30:32,222 --> 00:30:36,311
Un tip costumat �n super erou
se bate cu ni�te tipi!
322
00:30:40,524 --> 00:30:42,944
E mi�to, s�-mi bag pula!
323
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,438
L�sa�i-l �n pace!
324
00:31:18,278 --> 00:31:21,365
Renun��, omule. F� pa�i.
325
00:31:21,699 --> 00:31:23,409
Nu, niciodat�!
326
00:31:23,618 --> 00:31:28,082
Ce naiba ai, omule?
Vrei s� mori pentru un c�cat de om?
327
00:31:28,207 --> 00:31:30,877
Pe care nici nu-l cuno�ti?
328
00:31:31,002 --> 00:31:34,673
Trei fraieri bat un tip
�n timp ce lumea se uit�?
329
00:31:35,966 --> 00:31:38,427
Vrei s� �tii ce am?
330
00:31:40,513 --> 00:31:45,352
Da! A� prefera s� mor!
Arat�-mi ce po�i!
331
00:31:48,773 --> 00:31:51,151
E�ti �icnit, pu�tiule!
332
00:31:59,036 --> 00:32:02,790
- Ce?
- Mul�umesc...
333
00:32:05,502 --> 00:32:08,714
A fost foarte tare!
Cine e�ti?
334
00:32:10,091 --> 00:32:12,510
Eu sunt Kick Ass!
335
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,936
- Frate, trebuie s� vezi asta.
- Ce e?
336
00:32:21,938 --> 00:32:24,942
Dup� pauz�, un justi�iar �n costum
337
00:32:25,025 --> 00:32:27,904
a devenit cel mai nou fenomen
de pe internet dup� ce un trec�tor
338
00:32:27,987 --> 00:32:31,074
l-a filmat �n timp ce a intervenit
�ntr-un atac, seara trecut�.
339
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:33,035
- E foarte tare!
- Da, frate!
340
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,997
Bun venit la o edi�ie special� a emisiunii
"Cu ochii pe New York".
341
00:32:36,122 --> 00:32:38,959
C�t de departe a�i merge
ca s� ajuta�i un om?
342
00:32:39,084 --> 00:32:42,338
Acest individ colorat face subiectul
�tirilor de o s�pt�m�n� �ntreag�,
343
00:32:42,463 --> 00:32:46,134
dup� ce o filmare video
a interven�iei sale a devenit
344
00:32:46,218 --> 00:32:48,554
cel mai vizionat clip de pe internet.
345
00:32:51,850 --> 00:32:54,394
Pe pagina mea de MySpace
am 38 de prieteni.
346
00:32:54,519 --> 00:32:58,357
Pagina lui Kick Ass are 16.000
�i num�rul cre�te.
347
00:32:58,483 --> 00:33:02,279
Era o nebunie �i mie �mi pl�cea!
348
00:33:02,404 --> 00:33:05,408
Vrem s� �tim cine e acest individ.
349
00:33:05,574 --> 00:33:09,663
�tie cineva cine e acest justi�iar
�n costum de scafandru?
350
00:33:09,788 --> 00:33:13,459
E fiul cuiva, fratele cuiva,
vecinul cuiva...
351
00:33:13,542 --> 00:33:16,087
Frate! Ce s-a �nt�mplat?
352
00:33:16,171 --> 00:33:18,882
Ce s-a �nt�mplat?
A ap�rut tipul �sta.
353
00:33:19,883 --> 00:33:22,136
Benzile desenate Kick Ass
�n cur�nd
354
00:33:22,261 --> 00:33:26,934
Kick Ass e eroul preferat al tuturor.
Da!
355
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:36,403
�mi place de Kick Ass! Costumul
e de rahat, arat� ca un travestit...
356
00:33:36,570 --> 00:33:41,993
To�i �l plac pe Kick Ass.
Ai v�zut filmule�ul? Chiar se �tie.
357
00:33:42,119 --> 00:33:47,166
�tie s� ia b�taie.
Ar trebui s�-�i spun� "Iau B�taie".
358
00:33:48,168 --> 00:33:50,128
Nici m�car n-are sens.
359
00:33:52,590 --> 00:33:54,634
Tipul �la o s� fie ucis,
asta cred eu.
360
00:33:54,717 --> 00:33:59,598
Vorbe�ti serios? Tipul e foarte tare!
�i eu l-a� chema dac� a� avea probleme.
361
00:33:59,723 --> 00:34:02,143
Glume�ti? Am 100 de tipi
care rezolv� probleme
362
00:34:02,268 --> 00:34:04,521
�i tu vrei un papi�oi �n colan�i?
363
00:34:04,604 --> 00:34:08,859
N-a� vrea s�-mi bag nasul
�n afacerile tale.
364
00:34:17,662 --> 00:34:19,414
�mi pare r�u, dar sunt ocupat.
Kick Ass
365
00:34:23,669 --> 00:34:26,756
Dave, cum r�m�ne cu cafeaua aia?
Katie
366
00:34:31,220 --> 00:34:34,474
- Tu nu cite�ti benzi desenate.
- Tocmai am �nceput.
367
00:34:34,599 --> 00:34:38,604
Am primit ceva recomand�ri.
Scott Pilgrim, Jojo Bee, chestii de genul.
368
00:34:38,729 --> 00:34:41,649
Dar nu-mi plac super eroii.
369
00:34:42,525 --> 00:34:47,197
- S�-n�eleg c� nu-�i iei revistele Kick Ass.
- Cred c� nu.
370
00:34:47,448 --> 00:34:53,038
Dar chiar m� g�ndeam s� �i scriu.
Mi-ar prinde bine ajutorul cuiva ca el.
371
00:34:53,163 --> 00:34:56,250
Ajutor? Serios?
Cu ce?
372
00:34:56,417 --> 00:35:00,797
- Fac voluntariat la Schimb de Ace.
- Nu �tiam...
373
00:35:00,922 --> 00:35:05,094
E acolo un tip �i-mi pare
at�t de r�u pentru el!
374
00:35:05,219 --> 00:35:08,556
Cu c�t am aflat
mai multe despre via�a lui...
375
00:35:10,309 --> 00:35:15,106
Ce ciudat...
De obicei eu sunt terapeutul.
376
00:35:17,275 --> 00:35:21,989
Pot s�-�i m�rturisesc ceva?
De c�nd eram mic�...
377
00:35:22,198 --> 00:35:27,079
Mereu mi-am dorit un prieten...
ca tine.
378
00:35:27,246 --> 00:35:28,789
- E-n regul� c� spun asta?
- Da!
379
00:35:28,914 --> 00:35:31,626
Sper c� nu sun� a homofobie.
380
00:35:31,793 --> 00:35:35,047
Nu cred c� sunte�i to�i la fel.
381
00:35:43,432 --> 00:35:48,188
- Sigur c� nu.
- Mul�umesc!
382
00:35:52,526 --> 00:35:57,073
Nu �tiu dac� eram cum �i imagina Katie
c� va fi cel mai bun prieten homo al ei.
383
00:35:57,157 --> 00:36:02,872
Dar m� str�duiam. �i mai important e c�
am convins-o s�-i scrie lui Kick Ass.
384
00:36:03,414 --> 00:36:09,881
Pe scurt, ��n�arul �sta al ei
era mai mult arm�sar.
385
00:36:10,673 --> 00:36:16,180
Nu voia banii �napoi �i nici scuze
pentru ochiul v�n�t cu care a l�sat-o.
386
00:36:16,722 --> 00:36:20,560
Voia doar s� �n�eleag� c� ei au terminat-o.
�i s� o lase �n pace.
387
00:36:20,685 --> 00:36:24,857
S� fim serio�i. Nicio alt� cerere
nu mi-a oferit mai mult� pl�cere.
388
00:36:41,794 --> 00:36:45,006
Tu cine pula mea e�ti?
Prezervativul Verde?
389
00:36:46,175 --> 00:36:49,095
Halloween e peste c�teva luni, pu�tiule.
390
00:36:49,262 --> 00:36:51,431
Am venit s�-l v�d pe Razoul.
391
00:36:52,516 --> 00:36:54,268
Cine pula mea e�ti?
392
00:36:54,434 --> 00:36:57,647
Sunt K...
Prieten de-al lui Katie.
393
00:37:03,404 --> 00:37:06,115
Pu�tiule, nu-i bine s� por�i colan�i.
394
00:37:20,758 --> 00:37:23,928
A�adar... Care din voi e Razoul?
395
00:37:29,477 --> 00:37:34,107
Eu sunt Razoul. Nu-�i dai seama
dup� ���ele mele uria�e?
396
00:37:36,903 --> 00:37:39,364
Ce-i asta, ai venit cu colinda?
397
00:37:40,740 --> 00:37:43,118
Pula mea... am murit.
398
00:37:44,078 --> 00:37:47,874
Am un mesaj pentru Razoul
de la Katie Deauxma.
399
00:37:50,669 --> 00:37:54,716
- Katie?
- Tu e�ti Razoul? Bine.
400
00:37:54,883 --> 00:37:58,053
S� nu te mai apropii de Katie.
S-a terminat.
401
00:37:58,220 --> 00:38:01,599
Deci, dac� o la�i �n pace
totul va fi bine.
402
00:38:01,808 --> 00:38:03,184
Ce?
403
00:38:03,393 --> 00:38:08,774
Pu�tiule. Cine naiba e�ti?
�i ce-i cu asta?
404
00:38:09,275 --> 00:38:12,070
Eu sunt Kick Ass.
Caut�-m� pe net.
405
00:38:12,279 --> 00:38:17,076
Am venit s�-�i transmit un mesaj.
Las-o pe Katie �n pace!
406
00:38:29,216 --> 00:38:31,260
Sau ce?
407
00:38:35,223 --> 00:38:37,142
Sau...
408
00:38:37,309 --> 00:38:38,936
M�-ntorc...
409
00:38:39,061 --> 00:38:41,481
�i-�i rup picioarele, muistule!
410
00:38:45,652 --> 00:38:48,197
Acum �i aici, puiule.
Hai!
411
00:38:57,875 --> 00:38:59,461
�ine�i-l!
412
00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:08,847
Ai belit pula, fraiere!
413
00:39:22,822 --> 00:39:27,536
A�adar, pizdelor...
S� vedem ce face�i acum.
414
00:39:27,953 --> 00:39:30,915
Ala... bala... porto...
415
00:39:31,166 --> 00:39:32,667
cala!
416
00:39:42,721 --> 00:39:44,015
Rahat!
417
00:40:22,186 --> 00:40:24,272
�i eu am unul!
418
00:39:51,357 --> 00:39:54,027
- Ce-mi place...
- Ce pula mea?
419
00:40:41,459 --> 00:40:45,130
- Haide!
- Deci vrei s� ne juc�m...
420
00:41:02,192 --> 00:41:04,612
Ce mama m�-sii...
421
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:10,285
Aparatul �la e pentru feti�e.
422
00:41:12,246 --> 00:41:15,333
Lini�te�te-te. Suntem �n aceea�i echip�.
423
00:41:15,876 --> 00:41:17,377
Ridic�-te.
424
00:41:23,260 --> 00:41:27,473
Hit Girl, �ntotdeauna st�m cu spatele la...
425
00:41:27,723 --> 00:41:32,437
La zid, tati, �tiu.
Nu se va mai repeta.
426
00:41:32,896 --> 00:41:35,733
- Bine �intit, apropo.
- Mul�umesc.
427
00:41:53,296 --> 00:41:54,672
S� mergem!
428
00:41:56,091 --> 00:41:59,762
Verzi�or!
Nu mai putem folosi intrarea.
429
00:42:13,821 --> 00:42:17,116
- A�teapt�!
- Ce?
430
00:42:18,243 --> 00:42:21,205
- Cine e�ti?
- Eu?
431
00:42:21,622 --> 00:42:24,333
Eu sunt Hit Girl (B�t�u�a).
432
00:42:25,084 --> 00:42:28,296
Iar el e Big Daddy (T�ticu').
433
00:42:34,596 --> 00:42:35,806
Vino!
434
00:42:39,185 --> 00:42:40,978
Haide!
435
00:43:17,898 --> 00:43:22,654
Hit Girl �i Big Daddy.
Ei erau pe bune.
436
00:43:24,031 --> 00:43:29,329
Eu? Eram doar o pul� proast�
�ntr-un costum de scafandru.
437
00:43:44,347 --> 00:43:49,812
- Ce-i asta? La ce m� uit?
- Telefonul lui Sal. Era �n m�na lui.
438
00:43:49,937 --> 00:43:52,607
A f�cut poza �nainte s� moar�.
439
00:43:52,732 --> 00:43:56,528
�tiu c� sun� aiurea, Frankie,
dar cred c� tipul din poz�
440
00:43:57,237 --> 00:44:00,783
e eroul �la �icnit de la televizor.
441
00:44:00,867 --> 00:44:05,456
Cine? Kick Ass?
Un tip?
442
00:44:07,041 --> 00:44:10,795
Stai pu�in, vrei s� spui c� un singur tip
mi-a omor�t opt oameni?
443
00:44:14,300 --> 00:44:18,847
Opt la Sal. �nc� patru la Razoul...
444
00:44:19,598 --> 00:44:23,477
- �i n-avem deloc produse pe strad�?
- A�a e.
445
00:44:25,730 --> 00:44:28,650
- Un singur tip.
- A�a cred.
446
00:44:29,067 --> 00:44:32,655
Dac� ai dreptate vom ar�ta
ca cei mai mari fraieri din New York.
447
00:44:32,905 --> 00:44:35,116
Ce vrei s� fac?
448
00:44:35,325 --> 00:44:41,165
Vreau s�-mi aduci capul lui Kick Ass
�nfipt �ntr-o �epu��. �i-l vreau acum!
449
00:44:49,926 --> 00:44:54,473
- N-am zis nimic nim�nui, jur!
- Frumoas� mi�care, "Iau B�taie".
450
00:44:54,598 --> 00:44:57,101
A�a s� r�m�n�.
451
00:44:57,477 --> 00:45:03,860
�tii ce e asta? �nc�rc�torul care sare
c�nd tragi cu aparatul cu �ocuri.
452
00:45:03,985 --> 00:45:07,447
E�ti con�tient c� poli�ia poate ajunge
la tine dac� �l g�se�te?
453
00:45:07,572 --> 00:45:12,704
- Norocul t�u c� l-am luat eu.
- Mul�umesc!
454
00:45:13,955 --> 00:45:18,043
O lu�m pe post de asigurare.
Ne e mai u�or s� ne-ncredem �n tine.
455
00:45:18,169 --> 00:45:21,548
Ne place de tine,
dar nu avem �ncredere �n tine.
456
00:45:22,424 --> 00:45:25,469
S� nu crezi c� e personal,
noi n-avem �ncredere �n nimeni.
457
00:45:25,594 --> 00:45:32,019
�i-am c�utat adresa IP.
A fost mult prea u�or s� te g�sesc.
458
00:45:32,394 --> 00:45:38,318
C�cat! Nici nu m-am g�ndit...
V� sunt dator...
459
00:45:38,777 --> 00:45:41,947
Chiar m� g�ndeam s�-mi �nchid pagina.
460
00:45:42,072 --> 00:45:46,536
�i s� m� las.
Chestia asta e o nebunie!
461
00:45:46,703 --> 00:45:51,042
- M� dep�esc toate.
- P�cat. Ai poten�ial.
462
00:45:51,125 --> 00:45:54,921
E decizia ta. Dar s� �tii c� suntem
�n preajm� dac� ai nevoie de noi.
463
00:45:55,839 --> 00:45:59,010
- �i cum v� contactez?
- Iei leg�tura cu primarul.
464
00:45:59,135 --> 00:46:01,721
Are un semnal luminos
care str�luce�te pe cer.
465
00:46:01,805 --> 00:46:03,974
Arat� ca o pul� uria��.
466
00:46:04,850 --> 00:46:07,812
Dac� ai nevoie de noi,
scrie pe site c� e�ti �n vacan��.
467
00:46:07,937 --> 00:46:10,607
Te vom g�si. Hit Girl, �napoi la sediu!
468
00:46:12,359 --> 00:46:14,403
Vise pl�cute!
469
00:46:19,785 --> 00:46:23,080
- Trebuie s� te ocupi de Kick Ass.
- Stai pu�in, care-i treaba?
470
00:46:23,164 --> 00:46:27,544
Care-i treaba? Kick Ass �mi omoar� oamenii,
Gigante, asta e treaba.
471
00:46:28,378 --> 00:46:33,718
Sincere condolean�e.
Dar chiar nu te pot ajuta cu asta.
472
00:46:33,802 --> 00:46:35,762
E �n afara jurisdic�iei mele.
473
00:46:35,887 --> 00:46:39,517
�n afara jurisdic�iei?
E�ti poli�ai �i el �ncalc� legea!
474
00:46:39,642 --> 00:46:42,896
E at�t de ad�nc �n jurisdic�ia ta
�nc�t i-a intrat �n cur!
475
00:46:42,979 --> 00:46:47,360
Ascult�! Poli�i�tii m� pl�tesc s� prind
r�uf�c�tori, tu m� pl�te�ti ca s� nu o fac.
476
00:46:47,568 --> 00:46:52,282
- Alte lucruri sunt discutabile.
- Da, mul�umesc o laie. Ocup�-te, da?
477
00:46:53,534 --> 00:46:55,828
Incredibil!
478
00:46:56,663 --> 00:46:59,416
Unde-i Cody? A �nt�rziat.
479
00:46:59,499 --> 00:47:03,421
Mul�umim, Cody.
Apreciem c� e�ti cooperativ.
480
00:47:03,546 --> 00:47:05,507
Acum �mi da�i drumul?
481
00:47:05,590 --> 00:47:08,135
útia nu cred �n b�rba�i �n fuste.
482
00:47:08,218 --> 00:47:10,096
Nu spun nim�nui nimic!
483
00:47:10,179 --> 00:47:13,641
Tu �i c��eaua aia nebun�
pute�i cafti pe cine vre�i. Haide!
484
00:47:13,767 --> 00:47:17,730
Cunosc ni�te oameni foarte r�i!
Indivizi foarte r�i...
485
00:47:47,015 --> 00:47:49,018
Ce dobitoc!
486
00:48:02,409 --> 00:48:05,412
Ai mai folosit autobronzant, nu?
487
00:48:05,579 --> 00:48:08,166
Da... �l folosesc tot timpul...
488
00:48:08,708 --> 00:48:12,087
Crime, super eroi la mine �n dormitor...
489
00:48:12,212 --> 00:48:16,718
Via�a mea a ajuns ca un co�mar futut
din care nu m� mai puteam trezi.
490
00:48:16,885 --> 00:48:20,139
Chiar �i p�r�ile bune erau de necrezut.
491
00:48:20,264 --> 00:48:24,435
Am citit revistele vechi cu Spider Man
de la tine, sunt chiar bune.
492
00:48:25,395 --> 00:48:27,189
Da, sunt bune...
493
00:48:28,399 --> 00:48:32,445
�i a trecut o s�pt�m�n� de c�nd
nu am mai auzit nimic de la Razoul.
494
00:48:33,989 --> 00:48:36,283
Grozav!
495
00:49:31,099 --> 00:49:36,356
A fost o dat� ca niciodat�
doi poli�i�ti pe nume Daddy �i Marcus.
496
00:49:36,481 --> 00:49:39,610
�i erau foarte pricepu�i
�n a prinde r�uf�c�tori.
497
00:49:40,319 --> 00:49:46,910
Frank D'amico era cel mai r�u dintre ei.
El avea un plan ca s� scape de Daddy.
498
00:49:50,081 --> 00:49:53,168
A fi acuzat de trafic de droguri
e cel mai r�u lucru
499
00:49:53,293 --> 00:49:55,379
pe care l-ar putea p��i Daddy.
500
00:49:57,548 --> 00:50:02,971
�nchisoarea nu i-a priit deloc.
A fost foarte sup�rat.
501
00:50:06,642 --> 00:50:10,772
Daddy fiind la pu�c�rie, so�ia lui,
care era �ns�rcinat�, a r�mas singur�
502
00:50:11,899 --> 00:50:14,777
�i nu s-a descurcat.
503
00:50:16,362 --> 00:50:18,907
Dar, tot r�ul spre bine.
504
00:50:19,032 --> 00:50:22,203
C�ci din moartea ei...
505
00:50:24,205 --> 00:50:26,541
S-a n�scut Mindy!
506
00:50:26,667 --> 00:50:32,549
Marcus a devenit gardianul copilei.
�i Daddy a venit �i el cu un plan.
507
00:50:34,426 --> 00:50:38,890
Peste cinci ani a p�r�sit �nchisoarea.
�i era preg�tit!
508
00:50:42,602 --> 00:50:46,899
Acum era timpul ca �i Mindy
s� se preg�teasc�.
509
00:50:53,657 --> 00:50:56,244
Cum m-ai g�sit, Marcus?
510
00:50:56,369 --> 00:50:59,039
Unul din noi �nc� e poli�ist.
511
00:51:07,674 --> 00:51:10,803
- A�a o speli pe creier pe Mindy?
- Tu zici c� e sp�lare pe creier.
512
00:51:10,970 --> 00:51:13,390
- Eu zic c� am inventat un joc nou.
- Asta e joac�?
513
00:51:13,598 --> 00:51:17,812
Justi�iari �i crime �n mas�?
Fii serios, partenere.
514
00:51:19,522 --> 00:51:26,280
- Unde e? O pot vedea?
- E �n siguran��.
515
00:51:26,447 --> 00:51:28,283
Mi-e dor de ea.
516
00:51:28,366 --> 00:51:30,744
Mi-e dor de am�ndoi.
517
00:51:30,827 --> 00:51:35,166
Apreciez grija ta,
dar ar trebui s� pleci.
518
00:51:40,589 --> 00:51:44,177
Te avertizez c� Gigante
�l caut� pe Kick Ass.
519
00:51:44,302 --> 00:51:46,388
Are leg�tur� cu tine, Damon?
520
00:51:46,513 --> 00:51:50,935
- Ai pornit un club de super eroi?
- N-am auzit de el.
521
00:51:51,144 --> 00:51:53,355
Bine, dar s� ai grij�.
522
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:58,152
Dac� continui a�a nu mai e mult
p�n� Gigante va veni �i dup� tine.
523
00:51:58,486 --> 00:52:02,658
Lucreaz� pentru D'amico
de c�nd ai refuzat tu ocazia.
524
00:52:03,158 --> 00:52:06,245
�tii c� nu m� voi opri.
525
00:52:06,370 --> 00:52:14,630
Nu p�n� ce D'amico �i afacerea lui
vor ajunge scrum, la doi metri sub.
526
00:52:15,465 --> 00:52:18,301
Asta n-o va aduce �napoi, Damon.
527
00:52:18,886 --> 00:52:22,390
Via�a asta nu �i prie�te lui Mindy.
528
00:52:24,184 --> 00:52:26,478
�i datorezi pu�toaicei o copil�rie!
529
00:52:27,396 --> 00:52:32,444
��i spun eu cine i-o datoreaz�!
Frank D'amico!
530
00:52:51,049 --> 00:52:53,928
S� fiu al naibii!
531
00:52:54,887 --> 00:52:58,141
Nu-mi vine s� cred!
532
00:53:00,477 --> 00:53:03,231
Urm�re�te-l de la distan��!
533
00:53:03,314 --> 00:53:05,317
Nu prea repede.
534
00:53:07,903 --> 00:53:09,906
De ce tot bate palma?
535
00:53:10,031 --> 00:53:13,118
��i trag eu �ie o palm�...
536
00:53:13,410 --> 00:53:19,042
Continu�.
Nu prea aproape!
537
00:53:23,797 --> 00:53:25,883
Intr� pe o alee.
538
00:53:26,050 --> 00:53:32,475
Bun. C�nd ��i spun eu, opre�ti ma�ina.
E�ti gata?
539
00:53:37,063 --> 00:53:40,150
Kick Ass! Ce mai faci?
540
00:53:42,069 --> 00:53:45,198
�mi omori oamenii?
�mi iei cocaina?
541
00:53:47,034 --> 00:53:49,036
Ce faci, �efu'?
Hai s� plec�m!
542
00:53:50,288 --> 00:53:53,625
Frank, haide, e destul.
S� mergem.
543
00:53:54,793 --> 00:53:57,713
La ce dracu' te ui�i?
544
00:53:59,299 --> 00:54:01,426
Frank!
545
00:54:09,978 --> 00:54:12,231
Hai s� mergem!
546
00:54:15,193 --> 00:54:16,862
Urc�!
547
00:54:23,161 --> 00:54:26,415
Era at�t de t�n�r!
Mai bine nu murea a�a!
548
00:54:26,582 --> 00:54:30,169
Nu-mi vine s� cred c� a murit!
549
00:54:31,713 --> 00:54:39,180
�tiu, Katie... Dar tipii ca Razoul
se amestec� �n tot felul, �i...
550
00:54:39,305 --> 00:54:44,019
Nu, asta �tiu. Dar dac� a fost vina mea?
Dac� a f�cut-o Kick Ass?
551
00:54:44,103 --> 00:54:48,108
- Ar trebui s� sun poli�ia sau ceva.
- Vorbe�ti aiureli.
552
00:54:48,233 --> 00:54:51,695
N-are cum, probabil
nici nu �i-a citit scrisoarea.
553
00:54:51,987 --> 00:54:54,449
N-ai de ce s�-�i faci griji.
554
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:58,787
M� bucur mult c� e�ti aici.
Sunt o epav�.
555
00:54:59,413 --> 00:55:04,294
- Nu-i nimic. Nicio problem�.
- E�ti cel mai tare.
556
00:55:05,796 --> 00:55:11,845
Sper c� e-n regul� c�-�i spun asta,
dar... e foarte nasol c� e�ti homosexual.
557
00:55:12,971 --> 00:55:15,057
A murit un imitator al lui Kick Ass
558
00:55:15,224 --> 00:55:16,976
Nu-mi vine s� cred!
559
00:55:18,811 --> 00:55:22,983
Ce fel de figurant pentru copii
mai e �i �sta?
560
00:55:24,026 --> 00:55:27,655
�n�eleg copiii cu petreceri
cu Omul P�ianjen,
561
00:55:27,739 --> 00:55:29,366
dar petreceri Kick Ass?
562
00:55:29,449 --> 00:55:35,039
- Acum are gama lui de produse?
- M� sperii. ��i pierzi min�ile.
563
00:55:35,206 --> 00:55:38,043
De ce-�i p�tezi iar m�inile?
Mai ales �n public!
564
00:55:38,126 --> 00:55:41,631
De c�nd v� cer vou� s� mi-l aduce�i
pe Kick Ass �i nu o face�i!
565
00:55:41,798 --> 00:55:43,967
- De atunci!
- Ia-o mai u�or! A trecut o s�pt�m�n�!
566
00:55:44,050 --> 00:55:47,221
I-am trimis scrisori, jumate din oameni
fac escrocherii mici prin ora�.
567
00:55:47,304 --> 00:55:49,181
Muncim pe br�nci!
568
00:55:50,308 --> 00:55:53,687
Ce naiba faci?
Iar te apuci de prafuri?
569
00:55:53,812 --> 00:55:58,610
Mami, vreau o petrecere Kick Ass!
Dobitocii pulii!
570
00:55:59,611 --> 00:56:03,949
- �tiu cum po�i s�...
- C�cat! Chris! De c�nd ascul�i la u��?
571
00:56:04,074 --> 00:56:06,786
- Ce naiba faci? Pleac� de aici!
- Vrei s� auzi, sau nu?
572
00:56:06,911 --> 00:56:09,247
- Ce s� aud?
- Uite...
573
00:56:09,414 --> 00:56:13,044
E�ti super erou �i e�ti singur.
Nu po�i avea �ncredere �n nimeni.
574
00:56:13,127 --> 00:56:15,255
Oricine ��i poate divulga
identitatea secret�...
575
00:56:15,296 --> 00:56:17,341
Benzi desenate, asta cite�te
pu�tiulache �sta toat� ziua.
576
00:56:17,466 --> 00:56:20,636
Ideea e c� un super erou
poate avea �ncredere �ntr-un str�in.
577
00:56:20,761 --> 00:56:23,890
Pot fi eu acel str�in.
Trebuie doar s�-mi dai o �ans�.
578
00:56:24,099 --> 00:56:27,436
�tiu c� sunt �n stare,
�mi trebuie doar c�teva lucruri.
579
00:56:28,437 --> 00:56:30,106
Cum ar fi?
580
00:56:31,733 --> 00:56:34,069
Am nevoie de lucrurile astea.
581
00:56:37,615 --> 00:56:39,743
��i ba�i joc de mine?
Ce dracu'-s astea?
582
00:56:39,826 --> 00:56:41,495
E tot de ce am nevoie.
583
00:56:41,620 --> 00:56:44,123
Dar s-ar putea s� fii nevoit
s�-i dai �eap� cuiva. Lui Louie, poate...
584
00:56:44,248 --> 00:56:45,750
Louie? Stai pu�in, Chris.
Ce-i asta...
585
00:56:45,875 --> 00:56:47,669
Oricine, nu trebuie s� fie Louie.
586
00:56:47,752 --> 00:56:49,421
- Tony.
- Tony!
587
00:56:49,671 --> 00:56:51,340
- Tony?
- �l ur�sc pe Tony.
588
00:56:51,465 --> 00:56:53,551
D�-l �n pula mea pe Tony,
e o jigodie de om!
589
00:56:53,676 --> 00:56:56,888
Jur, tat�, dac� m� la�i
s� fac asta, va func�iona.
590
00:57:01,185 --> 00:57:02,520
Tony s� fie.
591
00:57:02,770 --> 00:57:06,400
Tony Romiga, unul dintre
cei mai c�uta�i criminali din America
592
00:57:06,525 --> 00:57:11,281
a fost arestat ast�zi �n Queens. Dup� ce
telefonul dat de un presupus super erou...
593
00:57:11,406 --> 00:57:13,909
Deci, cum mai merg lucrurile cu Katie?
594
00:57:14,327 --> 00:57:17,873
Superb! A dormit la mine
�i am stat toat� noaptea
595
00:57:17,998 --> 00:57:21,669
uit�ndu-ne la colec�ia Betty Cea Ur�t�.
Ne-am f�cut chiar �i pedichiura.
596
00:57:21,877 --> 00:57:25,215
Ascult� ce-�i zic. Cu c�t a�tep�i mai mult,
cu at�t mai r�u va fi.
597
00:57:25,340 --> 00:57:28,928
�tiu. Vreau s�-i spun
dar pare at�t de fericit�...
598
00:57:29,053 --> 00:57:33,642
Acum e �ansa ta.
Nu te a�teptai, nu?
599
00:57:33,975 --> 00:57:35,185
Salut, b�ie�i!
600
00:57:35,561 --> 00:57:36,687
Bun�!
601
00:57:38,022 --> 00:57:41,568
V-a�i uitat la �tiri?
Noul super erou, nu-i a�a c� e tare?
602
00:57:42,110 --> 00:57:45,364
- Poftim?
- Uit�-te. Da�i pu�in mai tare, v� rog?
603
00:57:45,489 --> 00:57:46,532
Fii atent.
604
00:57:46,783 --> 00:57:51,371
Acest individ care
se autointituleaz� Red Mist,
605
00:57:51,455 --> 00:57:54,459
a decis s� duc� lupta �mpotriva crimei
la un cu totul alt nivel,
606
00:57:54,542 --> 00:57:56,044
dup� cum au dovedit ac�iunile
din seara trecut�.
607
00:57:56,127 --> 00:57:57,295
Red Mist, ce p�rere ai?
608
00:57:57,420 --> 00:58:01,008
Unii s-au s�turat s� tr�iasc� �n fric�,
iar Kick Ass chiar a dovedit
609
00:58:01,092 --> 00:58:04,512
c� un individ poate schimba totul.
Deci, dac� are cineva nevoie de ajutor,
610
00:58:04,638 --> 00:58:07,349
eu m� lupt cu r�uf�c�torii 25 ore timp
de 8 zile pe s�pt�m�n�.
611
00:58:07,433 --> 00:58:09,810
Sunt la un click distan��.
RedMist.org
612
00:58:11,062 --> 00:58:14,358
�l �nchide�i? Tipul �la
ce are at�t de special?
613
00:58:14,775 --> 00:58:17,778
A prins un traficant de droguri.
Cel mai c�utat tip.
614
00:58:17,945 --> 00:58:21,199
- A recuperat tone de droguri.
- E destul de mi�to!
615
00:58:21,575 --> 00:58:25,121
- Are �i un costum mai bun dec�t Kick Ass.
- Are �i mantie.
616
00:58:25,204 --> 00:58:29,167
- Da, mantiile sunt mi�to.
- Da, �mi place mantia. Arat� bine.
617
00:58:30,085 --> 00:58:32,671
Mai bine dec�t Kick Ass?
618
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:36,092
Am�ndoi arat� bine, dar cred c� Red Mist
are un corp mai bun.
619
00:58:36,301 --> 00:58:40,598
- Tu nu crezi, Dave?
- Da, Dave, tu ce crezi?
620
00:58:40,723 --> 00:58:44,936
��i place un astfel de tip?
�mbr�cat �n piele?
621
00:58:45,896 --> 00:58:49,525
Nu... Nu e chiar genul meu.
622
00:59:14,806 --> 00:59:16,975
Mesaj nou de la Red Mist.
623
00:59:19,979 --> 00:59:24,567
Zi-mi c�nd �i unde.
Ar fi mi�to s� ne �nt�lnim. Red Mist
624
00:59:43,048 --> 00:59:44,633
Kick Ass!
625
00:59:45,343 --> 00:59:46,970
Red Mist!
(Cea�a Ro�ie)
626
00:59:48,263 --> 00:59:50,724
C�cat! S�-mi bag pula, ce a durut!
627
00:59:51,517 --> 00:59:54,020
- E�ti bine?
- Da, sunt bine.
628
00:59:54,228 --> 00:59:57,524
Nu-mi vine s� cred c� ai venit, omule.
E�ti eroul meu!
629
00:59:57,941 --> 01:00:01,863
Tu m-ai inspirat! Dac� nu era Kick Ass,
nu exista Red Mist. Pe bune!
630
01:00:02,029 --> 01:00:04,991
- Serios?
- Absolut!
631
01:00:05,242 --> 01:00:07,119
Ascult�, dac�...
632
01:00:07,328 --> 01:00:10,623
Dac� vrei s�-�i fiu aghiotant
sau ceva de genul...
633
01:00:10,748 --> 01:00:13,210
- Vrei s�-mi fii aghiotant?
- Da, omule!
634
01:00:13,335 --> 01:00:16,297
Noi doi am face legea!
635
01:00:16,464 --> 01:00:20,677
- Vrei s� prindem ni�te r�uf�c�tori?
- Adic�... chiar acum?
636
01:00:20,802 --> 01:00:23,305
Da, omule, vino.
Vreau s�-�i ar�t ceva.
637
01:00:24,348 --> 01:00:29,020
Sincer s� fiu nu prind r�uf�c�tori
dup� nou� �n timpul s�pt�m�nii.
638
01:00:29,146 --> 01:00:31,774
Ar trebui s� m� �ntorc
c�t de cur�nd.
639
01:00:35,111 --> 01:00:36,738
Marf�!
640
01:00:39,074 --> 01:00:42,662
- E a ta?
- F� cuno�tin�� cu Mist-Mobilul.
641
01:00:51,256 --> 01:00:53,008
Sistem de naviga�ie prin satelit,
642
01:00:53,091 --> 01:00:56,262
am iPhone-ul ca s� verific dac�
apar st�ri de urgent�,
643
01:00:56,387 --> 01:01:01,518
putin� lumin� pentru atmosfer�, camer�
pentru v�zut �n spate, nu mare lucru.
644
01:01:01,643 --> 01:01:04,104
O s� i�i plac� asta...
645
01:01:08,443 --> 01:01:10,153
Cea�a!
646
01:01:13,324 --> 01:01:16,411
Exact, suntem super eroi!
Iubi�i-ne!
647
01:01:21,918 --> 01:01:23,127
Fumezi?
648
01:01:24,546 --> 01:01:26,924
Iarba m� detensioneaz�
c�nd patrulez, �tii?
649
01:01:27,091 --> 01:01:29,886
C�nd te lup�i cu mai mul�i
devine �nsp�im�nt�tor, nu crezi?
650
01:01:32,681 --> 01:01:34,433
S-a �nt�mplat ceva?
651
01:01:35,851 --> 01:01:38,938
Da. Nu e�ti deloc
a�a cum m� a�teptam.
652
01:01:44,779 --> 01:01:49,534
Am primit un mail de la o tip�.
Un tip o urm�re�te de la servici.
653
01:01:49,910 --> 01:01:52,705
Am adresa ei, vrei s� vedem despre
ce e vorba?
654
01:01:53,206 --> 01:01:54,791
Sigur, de ce nu?
655
01:01:54,958 --> 01:01:56,001
Mi�to!
656
01:02:03,218 --> 01:02:08,099
Deci, st�tea acolo complet dezbr�cat�
�i vorbeam despre ce mai "r�sare".
657
01:02:18,403 --> 01:02:21,114
- Da.
- Tocmai am primit mesajul. E pe drum.
658
01:02:21,865 --> 01:02:25,661
S-a descurcat foarte bine.
S� nu �l omori p�n� nu ajung acolo.
659
01:02:25,828 --> 01:02:26,788
Bine.
660
01:02:32,128 --> 01:02:37,801
Se pare c� benzile desenate au dat
rezultate. B�iatul t�u s-a descurcat.
661
01:02:39,303 --> 01:02:41,430
A�chia nu sare departe de trunchi.
662
01:02:52,778 --> 01:02:54,488
Era s� uit.
663
01:03:25,692 --> 01:03:28,154
Ce pizda m�-sii?
664
01:03:32,659 --> 01:03:34,119
C�cat!
665
01:03:34,328 --> 01:03:37,165
- Ce faci?
- Sunt oameni �n�untru!
666
01:03:37,290 --> 01:03:42,045
Nu vrei s� chem�m...
C�cat!
667
01:04:01,110 --> 01:04:03,405
Mickey!
668
01:04:04,197 --> 01:04:07,034
La naiba! Rahat!
669
01:04:10,204 --> 01:04:13,458
Red Mist! Red Mist!
670
01:04:20,091 --> 01:04:22,094
Omule, m� auzi?
671
01:04:35,276 --> 01:04:36,903
Red Mist!
672
01:04:39,031 --> 01:04:41,367
Unde naiba e�ti?
673
01:05:15,533 --> 01:05:19,830
Trebuie s� ne c�r�m naibii de aici!
F� ce �i se cere!
674
01:05:37,977 --> 01:05:42,358
S�-mi bag picioru'!
Ai v�zut cadavrele?
675
01:05:42,566 --> 01:05:44,110
Da...
676
01:05:45,445 --> 01:05:48,949
- De ce ai salvat ursule�ul?
- Ce?
677
01:05:49,199 --> 01:05:51,619
Nu �tiu, omule... Vino!
678
01:06:04,092 --> 01:06:05,844
Intr�!
679
01:06:06,595 --> 01:06:10,683
Ce naiba faci Frank? �tii c� nu pot fi
aici. Dac� m-a v�zut cineva?
680
01:06:10,809 --> 01:06:14,480
Nenorocitul de Kick Ass mi-a ars depozitul
�i mi-a omor�t oamenii, Gigante.
681
01:06:14,605 --> 01:06:17,442
Stai a�a. Kick Ass? E�ti sigur?
682
01:06:17,567 --> 01:06:20,904
Trebuie s� m� aju�i, Vic.
Fiul meu era acolo �i �nc� nu a ap�rut.
683
01:06:21,154 --> 01:06:26,411
Sunt to�i mor�i!
Toat� lumea din depozit e moart�!
684
01:06:26,953 --> 01:06:29,915
Pune arma jos, Vic!
E Chris!
685
01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:32,001
Chris e Red Mist?
686
01:06:32,084 --> 01:06:34,796
Nu de Red Mist trebuie s� ��i faci griji.
Ci de Kick Ass!
687
01:06:34,921 --> 01:06:38,634
Nu, nu. Kick Ass e doar un tocilar, tat�.
Nu trebuie s� ��i faci griji din cauza lui.
688
01:06:38,717 --> 01:06:43,348
-Trebuie s� vezi asta!
-Ce-i asta? Ce face?
689
01:06:43,473 --> 01:06:47,061
��i ba�i joc, ce pula mea?
Stai naibii jos!
690
01:06:52,651 --> 01:06:55,070
Ce face? Ce naiba e chestia aia?
691
01:06:55,154 --> 01:06:58,366
Ai cump�rat asta c�nd eram copil s�
spionezi d�daca. Nu-�i aminte�ti?
692
01:06:58,491 --> 01:07:01,161
- �i l-ai pus �n depozit?
- Da, m� g�ndeam c� ar fi amuzant
693
01:07:01,245 --> 01:07:06,376
s� pun demascarea lui Kick Ass pe internet,
bine? Prive�te!
694
01:08:38,320 --> 01:08:40,406
Cine naiba e �i tipul �sta?
695
01:08:40,949 --> 01:08:46,163
Nu �tiu, tat�, dar Kick Ass mi-a spus c�
nu suntem singurii super-eroi din ora�.
696
01:08:46,330 --> 01:08:48,541
Poate �tie el cine e.
697
01:08:49,709 --> 01:08:55,925
Vreau ca locul acela s� fie �nchis.
Nimeni nu intr�, nimeni nu iese.
698
01:08:56,551 --> 01:09:02,266
Nu p�n� nu �l g�sim pe muist
�i-i scoatem pl�m�nii prin cur!
699
01:09:07,189 --> 01:09:10,860
Ascult�! Sunt pe urmele tale!
M� auzi? Sunt pe urmele tale!
700
01:09:10,985 --> 01:09:14,572
- Credeam c� �l urm�resc pe Kick Ass.
- Nu �i acum.
701
01:09:14,614 --> 01:09:17,785
Gigante ne-a pus un filmule� cu alt erou
702
01:09:17,868 --> 01:09:21,790
care omoar� o gr�mad�
de prieteni de-a lui D'amico.
703
01:09:21,831 --> 01:09:23,750
Presupun c� tu ai fost.
704
01:09:24,793 --> 01:09:27,296
- Am oprit toate camerele.
- Se pare c� nu.
705
01:09:27,505 --> 01:09:31,092
Frate, uite ce e.
Trebuie s� te faci disp�rut repede!
706
01:09:31,301 --> 01:09:33,095
Apreciez!
707
01:09:36,724 --> 01:09:45,360
Mindy! Las� temele. E timpul ca
Frank D'amico s� se duc� tai-tai.
708
01:09:52,118 --> 01:09:57,750
X-men, Cei Patru Fantastici,
acum �i invidiez la culme!
709
01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:02,464
Totul era sc�pat de sub control,
nu �tiam ce naiba s� fac.
710
01:10:02,631 --> 01:10:06,969
E�ti bine, amice? Ar��i obosit.
Poate ar trebui s� te culci devreme azi.
711
01:10:07,136 --> 01:10:10,974
- �i nu aveam cu cine s� vorbesc.
- M� auzi?
712
01:10:11,308 --> 01:10:14,311
Da, a�a am s� fac.
713
01:10:15,354 --> 01:10:17,941
Nu m-am sim�it vreodat� mai singur.
714
01:10:20,819 --> 01:10:28,161
Am visat �ntotdeauna s� fiu un super erou.
Dar asta, era un co�mar.
715
01:10:30,998 --> 01:10:35,003
Era timpul s� nu mai port
costumul �sta idiot.
716
01:10:37,548 --> 01:10:41,928
Dar mai aveam nevoie de el
pentru ceva.
717
01:10:42,762 --> 01:10:46,559
Care e diferen�a dintre Omul P�ianjen �i
Peter Parker?
718
01:10:47,268 --> 01:10:50,730
Omul P�ianjen cucere�te fata.
719
01:11:05,498 --> 01:11:09,044
Sunt Kick Ass, ��i aminte�ti de mine?
Te rog...
720
01:11:10,379 --> 01:11:15,344
- Futu-i!
- Ie�i din casa mea!
721
01:11:15,677 --> 01:11:20,224
Nu vreau s� ��i fac r�u.
Nu, nu, sunt eu!
722
01:11:20,391 --> 01:11:24,313
- �ncercam s� ��i fac o surpriz�.
- Dave? Ce naiba faci?
723
01:11:24,438 --> 01:11:27,733
- De ce e�ti �mbr�cat ca �i Kick Ass?
- Pentru c� sunt Kick Ass!
724
01:11:27,859 --> 01:11:31,697
- Despre ce vorbe�ti?
- �i nu sunt homosexual!
725
01:11:31,822 --> 01:11:36,744
- La naiba!
- Sunt un prieten groaznic, dar te pl�ceam.
726
01:11:36,911 --> 01:11:39,748
- O, doamne!
- Dac� te face s� te sim�i mai bine
727
01:11:39,873 --> 01:11:43,336
nu cred c� m� ur�ti mai tare dec�t
m� ur�sc eu acum.
728
01:11:44,295 --> 01:11:49,844
Katie, uite...
�mi pare foarte r�u.
729
01:11:50,803 --> 01:11:58,020
Nu am mai �nt�lnit o fat� a�a de frumoas�,
bun� �i minunat� ca tine.
730
01:12:01,357 --> 01:12:04,528
Meri�i ceva mai bun.
731
01:12:20,881 --> 01:12:23,968
- Dave.
- Da.
732
01:12:24,385 --> 01:12:30,017
Mama are instalat un sistem antiefrac�ie,
poate ar fi mai bine s� ie�i pe geam.
733
01:12:35,148 --> 01:12:36,775
Sau...
734
01:12:40,405 --> 01:12:50,000
- Sau ai putea s� r�m�i.
- S� r�m�n? Cum st�m de obicei?
735
01:12:54,964 --> 01:12:58,719
�mi pare r�u, nu am vrut s� te sperii.
736
01:13:29,965 --> 01:13:35,805
Trebuie s� ajungem deasupra,
pe �i apoi �n cl�dire.
737
01:13:36,222 --> 01:13:41,854
Tata, cred c� am g�sit ceva. E perfect.
�i �mi poate fi livrat �n 3 zile.
738
01:13:43,648 --> 01:13:45,775
E 300.000 de dolari.
739
01:13:45,901 --> 01:13:49,071
�i nu te-ai g�ndit la nimic altceva
pe ce ai vrea s� �i cheltui?
740
01:13:49,238 --> 01:13:56,497
Doamne, ce tare e!
Pune-l �n co�.
741
01:13:56,789 --> 01:13:57,915
Bine.
742
01:13:57,915 --> 01:14:00,418
Benzile desenate Red Mist
�n cur�nd
743
01:14:00,543 --> 01:14:03,964
Cine crezi c� ar c�tiga b�t�lia
�ntre Red Mist �i Kick Ass?
744
01:14:04,089 --> 01:14:07,719
- De ce s-ar bate? E stupid.
- Tu ce crezi?
745
01:14:07,885 --> 01:14:17,230
Nu �tiu, Kick Ass e mai dr�gu�.
L-a� fute de i-ar s�ri creierii.
746
01:14:18,857 --> 01:14:21,736
- Ai face-o?
- Bine�n�eles!
747
01:14:23,196 --> 01:14:28,452
Nu vrei s� mergem la filmul �la cu b�t�i?
Putem prinde urm�toarea vizionare.
748
01:14:32,624 --> 01:14:35,419
B�nuiesc c� noi nu suntem invita�i.
749
01:14:36,045 --> 01:14:40,133
Vino aici. Te convertesc chiar acum
la benzi desenate.
750
01:14:40,717 --> 01:14:44,680
Deodat� am �n�eles de ce eroii nu exist�
dec�t �n c�r�ile de benzi desenate,
751
01:14:44,805 --> 01:14:48,059
am �n�eles de ce oamenii
nu �i risc� via�a pentru str�ini.
752
01:14:48,268 --> 01:14:53,315
Pentru prima dat� �n via�a mea,
aveam ceva pentru care s� tr�iesc,
753
01:14:53,524 --> 01:14:55,944
ceva de pierdut.
754
01:14:56,778 --> 01:15:01,116
Katie �i f�cea griji pentru mine, a�a c�
i-am promis c� zilele mele ca �i Kick Ass
755
01:15:01,200 --> 01:15:03,369
s-au terminat.
�i adev�rul e...
756
01:15:03,536 --> 01:15:05,747
c� nu �mi lipsesc aproape deloc.
757
01:15:05,872 --> 01:15:09,251
Nici m�car nu am mai verificat site-ul
de o s�pt�m�n�.
758
01:15:11,504 --> 01:15:19,222
- Eu am plecat. Ai �nt�lnire �n seara asta?
- M�ine. Azi face voluntariat.
759
01:15:20,223 --> 01:15:23,143
E�ti un om schimbat, �tii?
760
01:15:23,310 --> 01:15:27,231
Mama ta ar fi fost foarte fericit�
s� te vad� a�a.
761
01:15:27,607 --> 01:15:29,317
Noapte bun�.
762
01:15:31,153 --> 01:15:33,906
Omule! Unde pula mea e�ti?
Trebuie s� ne �nt�lnim. Red Mist
763
01:15:39,663 --> 01:15:42,500
- Bun� iubito!
- Ce faci?
764
01:15:42,884 --> 01:15:47,389
- Trebuie s� fac o chestie cu Kick Ass.
- Ce? Credeam c� ai terminat cu asta.
765
01:15:47,556 --> 01:15:52,521
- E ultima dat�, jur.
- �mi fac griji pentru tine.
766
01:15:52,729 --> 01:15:57,735
- Mi-a� dori s� nu ��i faci.
- Nu m� pot ab�ine, pentru c�...
767
01:15:59,279 --> 01:16:06,955
- �in la tine, mult.
- �i eu �in mult la tine.
768
01:16:37,492 --> 01:16:41,330
Ar fi bine s� fie serios pentru c� i-am
promis prietenei mele c� �ncetez cu asta.
769
01:16:41,455 --> 01:16:45,168
Unul din noi mort e destul
de serios pentru tine?
770
01:16:45,293 --> 01:16:47,545
Mort? Cum?
771
01:16:47,671 --> 01:16:53,010
Se pare c� tipii �ia de la depozit, au
ni�te prieteni care cred c� noi am dat foc.
772
01:16:53,135 --> 01:16:55,263
S-a pus o recompens� pe capetele noastre.
773
01:16:55,388 --> 01:16:59,059
- Recompens�? Suntem �n Vestul S�lbatic?
- Nu glumesc, omule!
774
01:16:59,226 --> 01:17:03,481
Au aflat unde locuiesc, mi-au distrus casa,
sunt un om mort! �i tu urmezi!
775
01:17:08,487 --> 01:17:11,866
Rahat!
Ce facem acum?
776
01:17:14,411 --> 01:17:18,082
��i aminte�ti c�nd ai spus c�
sunt �i al�i super eroi?
777
01:17:18,249 --> 01:17:21,545
- Da.
- Crezi c� ne-ar ajuta?
778
01:17:30,973 --> 01:17:34,477
Ciocolat� cald�.
Cu surplus de bezele.
779
01:17:36,605 --> 01:17:39,358
Arat� mai bine dec�t �n poze.
780
01:17:39,984 --> 01:17:46,116
- Asta pentru c� �n poze nu avea mitraliere.
- Bun� treab�!
781
01:17:46,617 --> 01:17:49,954
- O s� �mi iau ciocolata �n pat, bine?
- Bine, scumpo.
782
01:17:50,121 --> 01:17:52,207
- Somn u�or.
- Mul�umesc.
783
01:17:52,374 --> 01:17:54,877
- Kick Ass?
- Da.
784
01:17:55,002 --> 01:17:57,964
Mergi �i �mbrac�-te �i eu am s� �i spun
unde ne �nt�lnim.
785
01:17:58,089 --> 01:18:00,968
- Ne bem ciocolata c�nd ne �ntoarcem.
- Bine, tati.
786
01:18:10,771 --> 01:18:13,608
- Uite...
- �tii unde e asta?
787
01:18:13,733 --> 01:18:17,195
- Nu, dar afl�m prin GPS.
- Hai s� mergem.
788
01:18:18,906 --> 01:18:21,200
C�cat!
789
01:20:04,867 --> 01:20:10,749
Ai ajuns!
A venit �i Red Mist...
790
01:20:14,838 --> 01:20:17,966
- �nc�ntat de cuno�tin��.
- La fel, domnule.
791
01:20:18,175 --> 01:20:21,930
- V� rog, intra�i.
- Dup� tine.
792
01:20:24,892 --> 01:20:27,353
Hit Girl, manierele, draga mea.
793
01:20:29,564 --> 01:20:32,025
Bun�, eu sunt Hit Girl.
794
01:20:32,359 --> 01:20:34,069
Nu!
795
01:20:43,038 --> 01:20:45,333
- El e cu mine. E-n regul�!
- Taci din gur�, copile!
796
01:20:45,458 --> 01:20:47,878
- Tat�l t�u e �eful, tu mergi acas�.
- ��i ba�i joc de mine?
797
01:20:49,546 --> 01:20:51,882
E cu mine! D�-i drumul!
798
01:20:53,927 --> 01:20:56,430
- �ntotdeauna mi-am dorit a�a ceva.
- �i o s� �l iei a�a, pur �i simplu?
799
01:20:56,930 --> 01:20:58,557
Da. Haide!
800
01:21:02,738 --> 01:21:05,282
Mi�c�-�i fundul de erou �n ma�in�.
Deja avem destule probleme.
801
01:21:05,407 --> 01:21:06,701
Nu e�ti amuzant!
802
01:21:12,666 --> 01:21:14,085
Kick Ass, �mi pare r�u!
803
01:21:15,336 --> 01:21:16,838
Treci acolo!
804
01:21:29,311 --> 01:21:32,941
- Concediaz�-l pe nemernicul �sta!
- Ignor�-l, Stu.
805
01:21:34,109 --> 01:21:38,739
Un agheu...
Bine...
806
01:21:39,157 --> 01:21:43,161
Aveam o �n�elegere, tata. �n�elegerea
era s� �l prind pe cel care a f�cut asta.
807
01:21:43,328 --> 01:21:46,833
Tot ce ��i cer e s� �l eliberezi pe Kick Ass.
Nu a f�cut nimic gre�it.
808
01:21:46,999 --> 01:21:50,378
Chris, trebuie s� vezi �i
din perspectiva mea, bine?
809
01:21:50,504 --> 01:21:53,591
Trebuie s� transmit un mesaj oamenilor.
810
01:21:53,758 --> 01:21:59,556
S� fii super erou d�uneaz� grav s�n�t��ii.
Partea mi�to e c� nimeni nu �tie cine e.
811
01:21:59,723 --> 01:22:02,602
- Nu e corect!
- Via�a nu e corect�, treci peste!
812
01:22:02,727 --> 01:22:04,521
Ce o s� le faci?
813
01:22:04,687 --> 01:22:08,108
Chiar te intereseaz� afacerile mele?
814
01:22:10,111 --> 01:22:14,950
Atunci, stai jos, taci �i prive�te.
815
01:22:23,168 --> 01:22:26,881
Frank, suntem gata!
Bucura�i-v� de spectacol.
816
01:22:27,048 --> 01:22:29,050
- Tu comanzi totul?
- Sigur c� da.
817
01:22:29,217 --> 01:22:31,845
Big Brother, prive�te �i �nva��.
818
01:22:31,845 --> 01:22:37,435
Bun venit la �tiri! O transmisie
pe internet cu eroul autointitulat Kick Ass
819
01:22:37,519 --> 01:22:42,400
va fi difuzat� �n direct. Se zvone�te c�
acesta va fi mesajul de adio al lui Kick Ass
820
01:22:42,483 --> 01:22:45,987
�i c� �i va anun�a retragerea
din lupta �mpotriva crimei.
821
01:22:47,322 --> 01:22:51,285
Furnizorii de internet anun�� c� ar putea
fi cel mai vizionat eveniment
822
01:22:51,494 --> 01:22:53,246
�n istoria internetului.
823
01:22:53,996 --> 01:22:57,960
Unde e Dave? A�i remarcat...
824
01:22:58,252 --> 01:23:03,758
E cu Katie, evident.
De ce a� fi aici, altfel?
825
01:23:04,092 --> 01:23:10,308
Nu se �tie cine difuzeaz�, dar ne putem
a�tepta ca nenum�rate servere s� pice...
826
01:23:10,433 --> 01:23:14,730
Dave, de ce nu mi-ai spus c� asta f�ceai?
E�ti la �tiri! Sun�-m�!
827
01:23:14,855 --> 01:23:19,110
A �nceput num�r�toarea invers�.
Mai sunt doar c�teva momente...
828
01:23:30,082 --> 01:23:31,500
S�-nceap� spectacolul!
829
01:23:33,586 --> 01:23:35,171
Salutare, fete �i b�ie�i!
830
01:23:36,214 --> 01:23:43,640
Acum, acesta... �ti�i voi cine e...
Iar acesta e Big Daddy.
831
01:23:44,224 --> 01:23:48,396
Iar ace�tia sunt prieteni mei.
Veni�i aici, b�ie�i.
832
01:23:48,604 --> 01:23:52,150
Uita�i. Salut, salut!
833
01:23:52,484 --> 01:23:59,993
Big Daddy �i Kick Ass ne vor ar�ta de ce
e o idee proast� s� fii super erou.
834
01:24:00,410 --> 01:24:02,788
�ti�i cum e cu "K" mut?
835
01:24:02,913 --> 01:24:05,500
E atunci c�nd K e �n fa�a unui cuv�nt,
dar nu �l pronun�i.
836
01:24:05,583 --> 01:24:08,503
Ca �i cuv�ntul "knuckleduster".
837
01:24:07,627 --> 01:24:12,299
Arat�-le ce face!
Asta trebuie s� fi durut.
838
01:24:12,466 --> 01:24:15,136
S� vedem �i din partea cealalt�.
Da, chiar a durut.
839
01:24:16,263 --> 01:24:20,101
Francezii �i spun la b�t� "baton".
840
01:24:20,559 --> 01:24:23,605
Avem �i noi batoanele lui Kick Ass
�i v� ar�t�m ce fac ele.
841
01:24:23,605 --> 01:24:24,606
Ar�ta�i-le, b�ie�i!
842
01:24:28,361 --> 01:24:33,116
�n America �i spunem la b�t� a�a:
b�t� de baseball!
843
01:24:33,659 --> 01:24:36,454
E bun� de lovit genunchi �i fe�e!
844
01:24:36,454 --> 01:24:39,124
E bun� �i de dat la "mingiu�e".
845
01:24:40,751 --> 01:24:44,630
�i chestia asta se poate face �n grup.
846
01:24:47,842 --> 01:24:49,177
Arat� foarte dureros!
847
01:24:53,140 --> 01:24:57,688
Datorit� gradului ridicat al violen�ei din
imagini, �ntrerupem difuzarea.
848
01:24:57,813 --> 01:25:00,316
Acestea vin �n direct, de pe internet.
849
01:25:03,820 --> 01:25:10,995
�n ciuda specula�iilor ini�iale, se pare c�
ostaticii sunt �ntr-un adev�rat pericol.
850
01:25:11,162 --> 01:25:15,751
Indiciile arat� c� vor fi executa�i
�n direct �n urm�toarele minute.
851
01:25:29,234 --> 01:25:33,072
Chiar �i cu pl�cu�ele de metal �i
termina�iile nervoase distruse
852
01:25:33,239 --> 01:25:36,827
asta a durut.
853
01:25:41,958 --> 01:25:45,754
Dar nu a durut nici m�car pe jum�tate c�t
ideea de a l�sa totul �n spate:
854
01:25:45,921 --> 01:25:47,340
Katie,
855
01:25:47,506 --> 01:25:49,050
pe tata,
856
01:25:49,217 --> 01:25:51,011
Todd �i Marty,
857
01:25:51,136 --> 01:25:53,305
at�tea lucruri pe care nu le-am f�cut.
858
01:25:53,430 --> 01:25:55,766
S� �nv�� s� conduc,
859
01:25:55,933 --> 01:25:58,520
sau s� v�d cum ar ar�ta
copiii mei cu Katie,
860
01:25:58,687 --> 01:26:01,190
sau s� aflu ce se �nt�mpl� �n Lost...
861
01:26:01,857 --> 01:26:06,947
�i dac� crede�i c� am s� scap din asta
pentru c� vorbesc cu voi
862
01:26:07,447 --> 01:26:09,950
nu mai fi�i �ng�mfa�i!
863
01:26:10,117 --> 01:26:15,874
Ce? Nu a�i v�zut Sin City? Sunset Boulevard?
American Beauty?
864
01:26:16,291 --> 01:26:23,383
Pentru to�i oamenii pe�terii de acolo,
acesta este focul.
865
01:26:31,810 --> 01:26:34,230
Foc! Focul este bun.
866
01:26:34,897 --> 01:26:38,819
Focul e prietenul nostru.
867
01:26:45,618 --> 01:26:51,083
Domnilor, e timpul s� muri�i.
868
01:26:56,507 --> 01:26:58,384
Ce naiba?
869
01:28:22,694 --> 01:28:23,612
Nu!
870
01:28:23,654 --> 01:28:26,574
Ascunde-te, copil�!
871
01:28:30,954 --> 01:28:33,874
Schimb� pe mod Kryptonit�!
872
01:28:34,917 --> 01:28:36,628
Krypton... da!
873
01:29:05,788 --> 01:29:10,168
Folose�te schema "Robin's Rave"!
874
01:29:57,100 --> 01:29:58,935
Spectacolul s-a terminat, mui�tilor!
875
01:30:04,984 --> 01:30:06,862
Cred c� m-am �ndr�gostit de ea.
876
01:30:06,670 --> 01:30:12,594
- Arat� ca �i cum ar avea 11 ani.
- Pot a�tepta! M� voi p�stra pentru ea.
877
01:30:13,637 --> 01:30:17,183
Cred c� ��i va fi destul de greu.
E�ti bine?
878
01:30:17,558 --> 01:30:18,268
Da.
879
01:30:37,833 --> 01:30:39,794
Bravo!
880
01:30:47,386 --> 01:30:50,473
Sunt at�t de m�ndru de tine, p�pu��!
881
01:30:52,351 --> 01:30:54,770
E�ti bine?
882
01:30:59,609 --> 01:31:03,698
Am fost �mpu�cat� �i a durut mai tare
dec�t c�nd m-ai �mpu�cat tu.
883
01:31:04,866 --> 01:31:08,620
Atunci am folosit o vest� dubl�.
884
01:31:13,585 --> 01:31:15,879
E�ti cel mai bun t�tic din lume.
885
01:31:20,593 --> 01:31:22,470
Te iubesc.
886
01:31:26,892 --> 01:31:29,062
�i eu te iubesc, tati.
887
01:31:36,529 --> 01:31:38,698
�i eu te iubesc, tati.
888
01:31:40,033 --> 01:31:41,452
Somn u�or.
889
01:32:00,641 --> 01:32:04,855
Cum te cheam�?
Numele t�u adev�rat...
890
01:32:05,105 --> 01:32:07,817
Un super erou nu �i dezv�luie
niciodat� adev�rata identitate.
891
01:32:08,109 --> 01:32:11,696
Ce? Nu po�i continua a�a...
892
01:32:17,704 --> 01:32:19,623
S-a terminat.
893
01:32:21,850 --> 01:32:27,899
- Mai ai pe altcineva? Familie?
- Pot avea grij� de mine.
894
01:32:27,940 --> 01:32:30,443
Doar eu �i-am salvat curul �la am�r�t...
895
01:32:30,527 --> 01:32:34,782
�i bani?
Trebuie s� te g�nde�ti �i la viitor.
896
01:32:34,949 --> 01:32:41,540
Am 3 milioane �n serviet�.
Suficient de "pe viitor" pentru tine?
897
01:32:43,543 --> 01:32:48,799
Nu e vorba doar de bani.
��i sunt dator...
898
01:32:49,967 --> 01:32:53,179
Dac� nu erai tu, a� fi fost mort.
899
01:32:53,346 --> 01:32:59,312
Dac� nu erai tu,
tata n-ar fi murit.
900
01:33:17,667 --> 01:33:21,714
�mpacheteaz� ce ai nevoie �i
mergem la mine.
901
01:33:23,299 --> 01:33:25,635
Trebuie s� �mi cur�� fa�a.
902
01:34:21,853 --> 01:34:26,650
M� refeream la pijamale �i haine...
Nu po�i duce alea la mine acas�.
903
01:34:26,859 --> 01:34:30,154
�tii ce �i-ar fi dorit tata cu adev�rat?
904
01:34:33,909 --> 01:34:37,330
�i-ar fi dorit s� termin
ce am �nceput �mpreun�.
905
01:34:38,456 --> 01:34:41,585
�i exact asta voi face.
906
01:34:57,729 --> 01:35:02,151
Asta e casa lui Frank D'amico?
Cu at�ta paz�?
907
01:35:02,527 --> 01:35:04,154
E�ti nebun�?
908
01:35:04,321 --> 01:35:07,324
Mama a murit �n zadar.
909
01:35:07,491 --> 01:35:11,454
Nu o s� permit
ca �i tata s� moar� la fel.
910
01:35:12,873 --> 01:35:15,960
Nu po�i face asta de una singur�.
911
01:35:16,627 --> 01:35:18,504
Exact!
912
01:35:20,590 --> 01:35:23,844
Vrei s� te revan�ezi fa�� de tata?
913
01:35:24,428 --> 01:35:28,350
Atunci taci �i alege-�i arma.
914
01:35:36,192 --> 01:35:38,904
Asta e ceea ce cred c� e?
915
01:35:39,071 --> 01:35:40,948
Po�i fi sigur.
916
01:35:41,491 --> 01:35:44,744
Ar fi bine s� cite�ti instruc�iunile,
pentru c� �n 5 minute
917
01:35:44,870 --> 01:35:46,830
trebuie s� �tii s� le folose�ti.
918
01:35:53,630 --> 01:35:57,051
Asculta�i! Mai ave�i 5 minute �i apoi
v� vreau la posturi.
919
01:35:57,218 --> 01:35:59,888
�i s� nu l�sa�i mizerie.
920
01:36:14,322 --> 01:36:16,742
- E totul �n regul�?
- Da, �efu'.
921
01:36:18,243 --> 01:36:21,998
Nu �mi vine s� cred c�
mi-am recuperat arma. �tii, nimic...
922
01:36:26,545 --> 01:36:28,047
D�-i drumul.
923
01:36:30,967 --> 01:36:33,387
E doar un copil.
Ce e cu tine?
924
01:36:38,393 --> 01:36:44,483
- E�ti bine, scumpo?
- Mi-am pierdut m�mica �i t�ticul.
925
01:36:44,984 --> 01:36:47,320
�i-a pierdut m�mica �i t�ticul...
926
01:36:47,529 --> 01:36:50,157
Vrei s� folose�ti telefonul meu?
927
01:36:50,991 --> 01:36:53,619
��i aminte�ti num�rul?
928
01:37:36,964 --> 01:37:40,217
Am fost vreodat� un super-erou adev�rat?
929
01:37:40,343 --> 01:37:43,763
Cel mai mare lucru pe care l-am avut de
oferit a fost buna inten�ie
930
01:37:43,889 --> 01:37:47,101
�i abilitatea de a lua b�t�i��.
931
01:37:48,144 --> 01:37:52,649
Lipsa de puteri vine �nso�it� de
lipsa de responsabilit��i.
932
01:37:52,816 --> 01:37:57,196
Doar c�... asta nu e adev�rat.
933
01:38:44,837 --> 01:38:46,798
C�cat!
934
01:40:28,171 --> 01:40:30,298
Veni�i aici! Ajuta�i-m�!
935
01:40:35,179 --> 01:40:37,932
La naiba! To�i sunt mor�i!
936
01:40:39,893 --> 01:40:42,354
E �n spatele mesei �i a r�mas f�r� muni�ie.
937
01:40:57,623 --> 01:40:59,542
Crezi c� i-au prins?
938
01:40:59,750 --> 01:41:02,545
Dac� ei nu au f�cut-o,
va reu�i el.
939
01:41:03,213 --> 01:41:04,590
Ie�i!
940
01:41:04,923 --> 01:41:07,301
- Acum?
- Da, acum.
941
01:41:17,981 --> 01:41:20,901
- Ce naiba se �nt�mpl� aici?
- E �nconjurat� �i ne�narmat�.
942
01:41:21,068 --> 01:41:23,195
�i atunci ce mai a�tepta�i?
943
01:41:23,696 --> 01:41:28,327
- Mergi! Mergi!
- Nu am arm�, nu merg nic�ieri!
944
01:41:53,190 --> 01:41:55,234
�mi bag pula!
945
01:41:56,444 --> 01:41:58,321
Aduc agheul.
946
01:42:00,032 --> 01:42:01,116
Agheul?
947
01:42:01,283 --> 01:42:02,910
Agheul?!
948
01:42:03,744 --> 01:42:06,790
Sunt eu, �efu', totul e sub control.
949
01:42:18,471 --> 01:42:23,226
Sub control?
Tocmai ai luat ditamai agheul, boule!
950
01:42:24,478 --> 01:42:29,108
- Domnule...
- F�-o!
951
01:42:50,718 --> 01:42:52,971
�ntotdeauna am vrut s� zic asta.
952
01:42:54,472 --> 01:42:58,144
Salut�-mi micul prieten!
953
01:43:28,680 --> 01:43:31,142
Muri�i, futu�ilor!
954
01:43:55,797 --> 01:43:57,674
S�-mi bag pula!
955
01:44:05,934 --> 01:44:08,729
Ce zgomot ciudat a f�cut agheul acela.
956
01:44:08,896 --> 01:44:10,022
Stu!
957
01:44:15,362 --> 01:44:16,864
Futu-i!
958
01:44:26,000 --> 01:44:27,668
Prinde-l!
959
01:44:36,638 --> 01:44:38,765
Timpul de joac� s-a terminat, copil�!
960
01:44:39,474 --> 01:44:42,061
Eu nu m� joc niciodat�.
961
01:44:42,478 --> 01:44:43,896
Serios?
962
01:46:02,033 --> 01:46:03,868
�mi distrugi afacerea?
963
01:46:05,245 --> 01:46:07,748
Mi-ai ucis to�i angaja�ii!
964
01:46:38,660 --> 01:46:41,288
Ce mi-a� fi dorit un fiu ca tine.
965
01:46:46,670 --> 01:46:49,757
A venit timpul pentru reuniunea de familie.
966
01:46:52,302 --> 01:46:55,514
De ce nu te lup�i cu cineva de m�rimea ta?
967
01:47:14,745 --> 01:47:16,706
- E�ti bine?
- Da.
968
01:47:17,999 --> 01:47:20,294
E timpul s� mergem acas�.
969
01:48:56,619 --> 01:48:58,162
Mul�umesc, Kick Ass.
970
01:48:58,246 --> 01:48:59,998
Tata...
971
01:49:02,167 --> 01:49:04,837
ar fi fost m�ndru de am�ndoi.
972
01:49:14,515 --> 01:49:20,773
- Dave Lizewski.
- �tiu asta, tontule.
973
01:49:31,494 --> 01:49:32,871
Mindy.
974
01:49:34,122 --> 01:49:36,375
Mindy Macready.
975
01:49:53,270 --> 01:49:55,440
- Pa.
- Pa.
976
01:49:56,983 --> 01:50:00,446
Mindy s-a mutat cu Marcus �i a
�nscris-o la �coala mea.
977
01:50:00,946 --> 01:50:02,740
- Pa.
- Baft�!
978
01:50:02,865 --> 01:50:06,828
Prima scoal� la care vine.
Am promis s� am grij� de ea.
979
01:50:09,123 --> 01:50:10,875
Nu c� ar avea nevoie.
980
01:50:10,958 --> 01:50:13,378
- Salutare, eleva nou�!
- Salut!
981
01:50:13,837 --> 01:50:17,049
Banii pentru pr�nz! Acum!
982
01:50:25,059 --> 01:50:31,942
Kick Ass a fost l�sat, dar nu uitat, iar
lumea mea e mai sigur� cu noii super-eroi.
983
01:50:33,069 --> 01:50:38,241
Au spus c� eu i-am inspirat, dar tot ce am
f�cut a fost o u�� �ntr-o lume pe care
984
01:50:38,450 --> 01:50:44,332
am visat-o de c�nd eram copil.
O lume plin� de super eroi.
985
01:50:46,043 --> 01:50:47,836
A�a cum a spus un mare om:
986
01:50:50,548 --> 01:50:53,385
V�d ei c�nd �mi vine r�ndul.
987
01:50:55,387 --> 01:50:58,391
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