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Hey. I've been waiting two hours.

50 ,000 for a rewrite, and I get shit?

They give new meaning to the term script doctor.

They should call them script morticians.

I said, I've been waiting.

Two hours.

I know.

You shouldn't keep me waiting like this.

You know, if I wasn't who I was, sitting on top of the world,

with a ten -picture deal, you wouldn't be here right now.

You'd be fucking your aerobics instructor.

You're right.

It'll be me.

Everybody wants to be in the movies.

I read your script.

You did?

It's very good.

I don't think it's an animal.

He's on.

Sue.

Mmm.

It's okay.

Okay. So where are we?

Scene 20, The Boyfriend.

Oh, The Boyfriend.

And you get the girl.

Listen, Mr.

Galeno, I just want to say that I really appreciate you giving me this shot, you

know, because I'm new.

I mean, I'm not new. I'm just kind of new. All right, relax, Don.

David. David.

Look, this is only a movie.

A huge Hollywood movie.

Let's go.

Have you ever gotten your dick sucked?

What? Simple question.

Have you ever gotten your dick sucked?

What are you looking at her for?

I'm asking the question.

When I'm asking a question, you don't look at her.

That's not respectful, okay?

Yeah. What?

I said, yeah.

Yes.

Do you want her to suck your cock?

For Christ's sakes, Gerald.

Mr. Galino, I don't think this is... Simple question.

Do you want her to suck your cock?

why is this so hard?

come here sweetie suck my dick

This is Hollywood, buddy.

Anything could happen.

Where you from?

Minnesota.

Faggot.

What?

Get the fuck out of here.

What?

Get the fuck out of here.

What?

You see, acting is reacting.

Ah, you got me. You got me. You got me good. I was gotten by the great

You got to hear and see.

Oh man.

You don't have to do this.

I want to.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god.

What's wrong with you?

What?

Me?

I'm as happy as a lark, man.

What is a lark, anyway?

Big leagues, man.

There is no word or no sign that can make amends.

He is a stranger to me.

Now, who are my friends?

James Joyce.

Yeah.

Well, was it that necessary? He's only from Minnesota.

I had to show him.

Your wife called.

You know, I can't figure people like you out.

I'm no genius.

I get three million a picture.

Tell people where to stand.

Well, if you feel so fucking bad, why don't you give it to me?

Are you okay?

I said, are you okay?

Fucking Benny Goodman.

Now, there's a talent.

you okay you got any lithium no i don't need fucking lithium

i'm fine i just get a little nuts sometimes you know fuck you

fuck you

think he is it's okay who the fuck does he think he is huh i mean i'm not

a mental patient i'm an actor okay i mean you don't have to talk to me that

What do you do?

Look after people like you.

I'll tell you.

Gerald is... He likes to motivate.

Manipulate.

He once ignored this actress on the set on this movie for about two months.

I mean, he would have the first AD give her directions.

He wouldn't talk to her. He just wouldn't talk to her.

The great Gerald Galeno.

Earth father to everybody on the set.

Even the stable kids grew in the horses.

Except this one actress.

Man, she was...

She became nuts.

But what a performance.

Great. So now I'm going to become mentally unstable because of this?

That's fucking great.

How bad do you want it, huh?

Gerald has the time.

Everything he touches becomes emerald.

How bad do you want it?

I want it.

I want it bad.

Good.

What are you doing?

This is a perk for me.

I'm a star fucker.

I love.

You know,

my grandmother fucked Earl Flynn before he was Earl Flynn.

Just like you.

Get over his head.

I want you to fuck me so I can tell people I fucked the great David Kerrigan

before he became the great David Kerrigan.

And you will.

Amen.

Oh.

You gotta feel something, man.

The music, man.

The background, man.

Can't you hear it?

Elmer James, man.

I don't care if you don't like me.

That makes you feel something.

No more jeans.

You're not dead.

um

Thank you.

God bless you.

Thank you.

It's okay.

Is it this way?

Definitely going to be feeling really good.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Ever seen a live sex show?

No.

Come on.

What?

Gerald likes to watch through this window.

They know he's watching, but they pretend they don't.

Hmm.

They're on the payroll, that's all they do.

Hey, when your pictures gross 400 million worldwide, you get perks.

Come on.

Come on!

Ugh.

Mm -hmm

Oh.

Ugh.

Oh my God.

um um

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Uh -huh.

Come on, let's go. We film in two weeks.

Come on.

Okay, okay. Show me something.

Okay, here I go.

You don't

stop like that.

Nobody stops walking like that.

Pussies do that.

Okay, how should I do it?

How would you stop?

Well, I'm asking you.

Well, don't ask me.

You're scared, right?

Okay.

You're in over your head.

I mean, you're involved in a lot of shit.

You're a white guy.

Stuck on 127th Street and Adam Clayton Powell Boulevard.

Harlem.

It's 2 a .m. Saturday night.

You tell me.

Okay. Okay.

Here I go.

Don't do that.

Nobody does that.

Well, then how should I do it?

Don't ask me.

Who the fuck am I going to ask?

I mean, remember, I'm stupid.

And you come up to me, don't ask.

You know, you're a fucking nut.

I mean, you tell me to walk, okay?

Okay? Now I'm walking.

And then you say, no, that's not how to do it. So I ask you, well, how should I

do it? And you say, don't ask me.

You know, fuck you.

a little hick?

Huh? You're scared now, right?

When I ask you to walk, you don't ask me how.

You're scared now, right?

You'd walk now, right?

Yeah.

I am under a lot of pressure right now.

I hate pre -production!

Nobody ever gets anything right!

I could kill you right now and no one would give a shit!

Circle of the stormy moon slide westward toward the river plate.

While the raven drifts alone and Sweeney guards the horn gate.

T .S. Eliot, you little fuck!

I want real action from all my actors.

Because acting is re -acting.

Replicas, not real.

That's right.