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Um,

uh, hello?

I need to speak with Jody.

Um, yeah, yeah, this is Jody.

So I hear you want in our fraternity.

Uh, yeah, yeah, I really want in the frat.

Well, to get in our fraternity, you must complete this mission within 24 hours.

Um, I'm sorry, I don't think I can hear you super well.

I think your voice is kind of muffled, man. I don't know.

Are you too close to your phone?

I'm trying to disguise my voice.

Do you want to end the fraternity or not?

Yeah, yes, absolutely.

You guys want a picture of my dick?

No, we don't want to see your dick. Are you saying you can't complete the

mission? Oh, no, no, no. I can complete the mission.

Well, you have 24 hours.

Oh, dude, I... Starting now.

Don't tell anybody about this, because if you do, you don't know who this is,

and I'll deny everything, and you definitely won't get into paternity.

Well, I...

I can get it done now. I got it.

Oh, what?

Who am I going to fucking find?

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Maybe I'll call Becky.

Hey, Becky.

Hello. It's me, Jody.

Yeah, long time.

Hey, so I just had this favor I was wondering if I could ask you.

I really want to join this college chat.

To get in, I have to take a picture of me having sex with a, um, a girl, and,

uh, hello?

Becky?

No fucking way. She hung up on me.

If you go sit down, I'm going to close this door.

Oh my goodness. We need to catch up.

We need to catch up.

Make yourself at home. Get comfy with me.

We have so much to talk about. Tell me everything.

How is the marriage life?

How is the house? The house is gorgeous. Thank you so much.

I feel so lucky.

We fell in love.

It was a really quick engagement.

I know.

That's the dream. That's the dream. I know.

I know.

It's a beautiful house and everything.

Thank you so much.

Honestly, I feel like the luckiest girl alive.

He did come with the son, though. So, I'm like a mommy now. That's cool,

I mean, you're, how old is he? He's 23.

Oh. He still isn't at home. But, you know, he's just, he's finishing up

Yeah. So, we're just doing this.

step -mommy gig a little temporarily.

I'm sure he'll be out of here, you know, living his life soon enough. But he's a

really good kid. Like, we all get along so well. Oh, that's fantastic.

Oh, my gosh. It's so weird imagining you as a step -mom.

Right? It's crazy. Like, I'm so young, like, but whatever. I know. I remember

being 23.

Oh, my gosh.

Crazy days. Crazy days.

No, he's actually home right now. Do you want to meet him? Really? Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Okay, yeah, absolutely!

I know, okay. Alright.

Oh, excited!

On my face?

You got it?

Oh, what the fuck?

You don't fucking knock?

Go,

go, go! Get out of here, guys!

about... What the fuck?

What happened?

Is he here?

Maybe we do this another time.

What happened?

Is he here?

Yeah, he's still here.

Are you okay?

I think so. I don't know.

He... What is he doing?

Um, I walked in on him doing something that he should have definitely had

privacy for and I ruined everything because I just barked in on him. Oh my

What is he doing? What is he doing?

Just jerking him.

That's normal.

I feel like I could handle this as like five, ten steps beyond just jerking off.

Okay, so, you know, like, those sex dolls?

They don't have heads. They don't have, like, arms or appendages.

One of the torso?

Yeah.

Not that bad.

I'm so embarrassed.

I feel so bad.

I ruined everything.

No, that's not that bad. That's not that bad.

We had our toys.

Okay. We were having fun. Okay. Alright, fair enough.

No. It's fine.

It's normal.

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you had a friend over.

Adara, Jodi.

Jodi, we've got someone. Adara. I was wondering if we could maybe talk about

what happened.

We don't have to talk about it, honey.

You're totally okay.

It's my fault. I should have respected your privacy. I just parted in. I'm so

embarrassed. I'm so sorry.

It's so okay, honey. We don't have to talk about it. It's completely normal.

It's okay if you want to fuck a torso.

What? You told her?

Really?

I was in shock.

I'm so sorry.

Okay, come here. I guess we kind of have to talk about it now.

Okay.

What's going on?

It's so okay.

You're a young man.

You're exploring.

Nothing wrong with it.

Nothing wrong with it. She's right. It's totally normal.

We were doing the same thing at your age.

I mean, you know, not with a torso, but we have our toys.

It's normal.

Well, I wasn't trying to fuck the torso.

Are you sure?

Because it definitely looked like you were.

Why would you have a torso?

If you weren't going to fuck the torso.

Well, um, I'm trying to join this frat, and to get in, the guy said I had to

send a picture of me coming inside a girl.

That's not a girl.

No, but I didn't have anyone. I don't know, I just thought I could just, like,

take a picture of me, like I'm coming in the toy or something.

What were you going to tell him about?

And not having any legs or arms or head.

I was just going to cover it up or figure it out.

No.

No fraternities. Oh, no.

Those are the fraternities.

Yeah. This one's really cool. And you don't even need to be in a fraternity.

Exactly. Yeah.

It's very outdated, actually.

All these hazings. Like, no.

You don't need that.

I really want to be a part of this frat. They have all the cool guys.

Big parties.

I just really want to be with them.

Sweetie, I promise you, it's not worth it. There's other frauds. You don't even

need to be in a fraud.

We can get another activity for you. She's right. She's right.

Totally not necessary.

I don't think it'll happen anyways. I have only 24 hours to complete this

challenge.

I think I'll just go to my room or something.

Okay, sweet.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

This is your chance.

My chance for what?

Your chance to be the best stepmom ever.

Okay, I want to help him, but how?

Like, what are you saying?

Well, I mean, he needs to come in somebody tonight.

So?

What do you want me to do? Like, order him a prostitute?

Oh, my God, girl. Ew, no.

Come on.

A prostitute? No.

Throw.

Let him borrow your pussy.

Bitch, do you hear yourself?

I think you've always been wild, but this is absolutely bonkers.

You're his stepmom.

And you would be his hero if you did this for him.

I am basically still a newlywed girl.

Like, come on.

And you would be, you know, putting your back foot forward as his new mom.

Dead mom.

Okay, like, I like the energy, but I don't really know if this is something I

could bring myself to do.

Oh, come on, girl.

You know how we were back in the day.

Tell me you've seen that much.

I'm a married woman now.

Don't tell me those moves aren't what got your husband. Come on.

Okay, but still.

trying to preserve a happy little family unit. Come on.

That would make the family unit pretty happy, I think.

Oh, my God. Okay.

All right. This conversation is over.

Nothing's going to happen.

Let's just change the subject, okay? You're right.

I'll do it.

I always have to bail you out. It's the same way in college.

I'll do it. I will take one for the team.

What? Yeah, you can come and meet at night. No, no. Take a picture, get in

fraternity. You know what a friend's for.

More than happy to get it done for him.

Call him. It's really nice of you. Call him, call him, call him. I'll take care

of it.

No, I got your back, girl. Just like when we were in college.

Johnny! Fair enough, but no, no, no, no, no, no.

If anyone is going to help him with this, it's going to be me.

That a girl.

I can't believe I'm saying this.

I knew you still had it in you. He needs you.

That's right.

Pull on the big girl pants.

Jodi, honey.

Jodi. Honey, can you come back in here?

Really? Yeah, and as your stepmom, I just want to make sure you're taken care

and you get everything you want out of life.

Thank you so much. So, what's the plan?

Are we going to get a hooker?

Ew. No.

Your stepmom's going to let you borrow her pussy.

Really? Yeah.

Really? Yep. Oh, fuck.

That's awesome.

Yes. I was hoping you would think so.

What about my dad?

He doesn't have to know everything.

This can just stay between us and, you know, just keep my face out of the

pictures. Yeah, totally.

So let me just help you get hard.

Yeah, alright.

You know what?

Let me make this like old times.

Yeah.

Hi, the more the merrier.

No way. All the help we can get.

You're going to get this frat 100 % now.

Yes.

Two pussies to fill.

They're definitely going to let you in. Might have to make you frat president.

Let's see what he's working with here.

You're doing such a good job.

Are

you

sure all you need a picture of is the cream pie?

Give them the whole video.

So much better than that toy.

Look at that pretty pussy.

That's it. Good.

in the house.

You look like a pro.

Take that fucking dick, yes.

You're so pretty.

likes it.

You're creaming all over his cock, baby.

Seems like you must like it, too.

Oh, yes.

Make her cream all over that cock. Fuck her good.

That's it. Fuck her good.

Don't you dare stop! Don't you dare stop! I'm so close!

Big fucking fever. Yeah.

Give her all

that. Give her all that fucking dick.

Don't spill that pussy.

Take a picture of this.

Make sure to get her legs and arms, but not her face.

Don't want them thinking this is a torso.

Got it.

So glad we could help you out, sweetie.

Thank you guys so much.

Oh, yeah.

Well, I'm going to go send it to them.

Yeah, take care of business.

Go get them, tiger.

Dad, mom of the year.

What can I say? You're that kid's hero.

I love you.

Oh, God.

It was so much fun.

I'm glad we get to enjoy a dick again. Me too.

Just like old times. Just like old times.