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Previously on "Bel-Air"...

You're not off the hook yet.

I'm gonna need an official informant,

more information on everyone in the organization,

including the guy who makes the deposits.

Dominique was right.

You were gonna throw me to the wolves.

Ow.

But the only way I can protect

you is if you give her up.

Trust me, man, you don't wanna be on the other side of this

when it goes down.

They're trying to cut funding for the Neeman Fellowship.

Of course it's happening when you're not in the office.

It's not a coincidence.

If it's important to you, protect it.

"Sometimes feeling seen is the difference

between being overlooked and believing you belong."

Well, that's a damn good essay.

It's yours if you want it.

If saying no to Princeton is you choosing your own path,

then I know I did something right.

I know where I'm gonna go.

This is the school I wanna go to.

Well, getting into this school,

it's gonna take more than grades and highlight reels.

Your network is your net worth.

I got in, Ma.

Yeah, I finally know where I'm going.

Yo, this Black Around Town pop-up is about to be fire.

I guarantee you we are selling out our spring drop.

Hey, man, I'm just glad Blackccess is back in business.

It's been way too long.

Carlton, I'm selling stuff on eBay.

You don't want your Gucci loafers, right?

Yo, why would she sell my stuff?

That's crazy.

You better get in there.

Oh, my shoes.

What the... damn.

♪ In the middle of the ocean ♪

Surprise.

Oh.

Got you good.

-Oh. -Yo, guys, this is...

man, this is everything.

Yeah, they got you decked out.

-Wow. -Yeah.

Like your color.

Let me see. Let me see.

I wanna get a picture of that.

Looking good, son.

Looking good.

My son is a Morehouse man.

Oh, thank you.

We are so proud of you, honey.

-Yes. -Thank you.

Yes, sir.

-Will, it's your turn. -My turn?

Yes, your turn.

Oh.

♪ I'm a rock and I'm destined here to find ♪

♪ I'm a rock and I'm gonna clear my mind ♪

Yo.

Ho, ho, ho.

Wow.

OK, we see you, Mr. Ivy League, Mr. D-I Basketball.

UPenn.

Whoo.

Ahh.

Carlton at an HBCU and Will at an Ivy?

Never would have guessed it.

I gotta make you a proper cookout playlist

so you don't embarrass yourself out there.

Oh, oh, if I see you in a sweater vest

talking about venture capital,

-I'm staging an intervention. -Yeah, OK.

You both set up your futures the way you wanted.

That's what's most important.

You were right.

It's not just about the school.

It's about having options.

That's right.

And you all showed me it was OK to dream bigger

than just making it out.

Cuz, you did way more than just make it out.

You're going to the number one business school in the country.

Yeah.

I'm proud of you, man.

I'm proud of you, dawg.

Where's Geoffrey?

I feel like he should be here for this moment.

You know, Geoffrey's been really busy lately.

Yeah.

If he wanted to be here, he'd be here.

Yeah.

Well, come on, let's go take some group pics downstairs.

Yeah.

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ It's like deja vu ♪

♪ I see it all the time ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

Erika was right about me paying closer attention to what

was happening at Neeman.

What's going on?

The board told me if I want to save the fellowship,

then it's up to me to find a new donor,

write grants, and of course, do it

all without any extra resources to make it happen.

I mean, I'm three weeks away from maternity leave.

I'm sorry, baby.

I know how hard you've worked and how important this is.

OK, you guys.

Iris is pulling up.

She's so excited to meet you both.

Well, I'm excited to meet her, too.

And you're... you're sure about this whole midwife thing?

Yes.

After everything we've been through with these doctors,

yes, I'm sure I want a different experience.

She was my favorite meditation guru at the retreat.

I promise you, when y'all meet her, you'll know

you're in safe hands.

OK, she's here. Come on.

OK.

-Hi. -Iris, I missed you.

I want you to meet my mom, Vivian Banks.

Hi.

Oh, such a pleasure to meet you.

Please, you can call me Viv.

Oh.

Hilary's told me so much about you.

Mm.

I feel like I've known you forever.

Hmm.

The center that you've chosen in Montecito

is one of the best...

Mm.

And prides itself on delivering

just one baby a week.

Sweetheart, I just want us to be prepared.

Which is why I put together a birthing plan binder.

And it has a whole checklist of all the things I need.

Yes, candles, music, fans, blankets, socks.

Whatever you need for the big day, I am on it.

Hilary told me you also integrate holistic care?

Yes, that's right.

Herbs, massage, breath work, spiritual practices.

I want to tap into your hopes and even your fears.

So how are you feeling?

Health-wise, I'm great.

I mean, stress is a whole other story.

I mean, we've been through a lot lately.

And work has been crazy.

Hmm.

What else?

I'm just...

missing my mom right now.

Is it weird to say that as a grown person?

No, no.

Not at all.

It's just that she was in the room for the birth

of every one of our children.

Right.

And she truly was one of a kind.

Listen, I cannot take the place of your mom,

but I would be honored to help bring

this baby into the world.

Well, we would love to have you, Iris.

Yeah.

Wonderful.

OK, so what's this about?

Did y'all catch that weird vibe

this morning with Mom and Dad talking about Geoffrey?

Shit, who couldn't?

Yeah, it was definitely bizarre.

Really?

So how long has that been going on?

Since you left for Costa Rica.

Geoffrey's been ducking my calls,

leaving my texts on read.

Hmm.

Geoffrey seems like a tough guy,

but he's been a softie since the day I met him.

I got an idea.

OK.

Everybody in.

Geoffrey, I just got back, and I haven't seen you.

Where are you at?

Yeah, I don't know if you know,

but your boy's going to UPenn.

And I'm going to Morehouse.

See, you missed so much.

Look, I don't know what's going

on between you and Unc, but y'all got to squash that,

all right?

I mean, y'all supposed to be brothers.

Aren't you the one always telling

us to be the bigger man and that family

works it out, no matter what?

Yeah, maybe you forgot your own advice.

-Mm. -Love you.

-Miss you. -Love you.

-Bye. -Bye.

-Bye. -Mm, pshh!

And no more stalling,

or this ends with you in handcuffs.

Understood.

Was that the U.S. Attorney's Office?

He wants the information I promised on the syndicate,

or my deal is not gonna hold.

Well, that's not an option.

You're not going away for this.

I don't plan to.

I know you're trying to give Geoffrey time to come around.

Time's up.

Geoffrey's made his choice.

We have to make ours.

As much as I hate to say it...

If Geoffrey's not gonna cooperate,

then he'll go down with the rest of them.

♪ She wanna meet me on the Westside ♪

♪ In her best clothes ♪

♪ And she lit on her own ♪

♪ She wanna link me in her downtime ♪

♪ On the down low ♪

♪ Tell me where you wanna go ♪

All right,

the Blackccess boys are back doing their thing...

Yes, sir.

But only after you two almost ruined

everything with your crimes.

Well, uh, hold on.

Technically, it was one crime, multiple charges.

Yeah, that makes it better.

I'm just glad your daddy has faith in us again.

Yeah.

Can't keep us down too long, right?

-No. -Never that.

We got Wharton, Morehouse.

-Mm-hmm. -Columbia.

Oh, shit. Congratulations.

Thank you, man.

Look, when we all get together, yo, we got enough motion

-to make this shit go public. -Whoo.

IPO energy.

Hey, friends.

Brace yourself.

Here comes Talkative Teedra.

♪ And lil' shawty got a nice one ♪

♪ And she shake, shake ♪

♪ Got me hooked around the neck ♪

Ooh, that's Big Tatas Teedra.

That's what the guys call her.

Nope, just you.

All: Teedra.

Hey, y'all.

Just out here showing some love for Black business.

And Will, congrats.

I heard you're headed to UPenn, just like me.

Go, Quakers.

Wow. Just like you, Will.

Yeah, how about that?

I've got a whole checklist... the best professors,

the best dorms.

So maybe I can grab some time on your cal,

and we can compare notes?

I'm free Thursday from 4:00 to 6:00.

But after graduation, things get tough,

because I'm going camping with my Girl Scout troop.

Oh, nice, Girl Scouts.

Mm-hmm.

I didn't know that was a thing at our age,

but that's dope.

That's dope.

Let me get back to you on that.

Of course.

See you at the Senior Lock-In tonight?

Yeah, Senior Lock-In.

Lock-In.

Mm-hmm.

Good to see you.

Bye.

Wow.

That is one quirky girl.

Yeah, but you know what they say about the quirky ones.

They are the freakiest.

Damn, nigga.

How long has it been since you got some?

It ain't been that long.

♪ You could be my summer girl ♪

♪ Any time of the year ♪

♪ It don't have to be fall ♪

But these are one of my favorites.

Dark chocolate cherries for my gluten-free girlies.

OK.

Mmm.

That's better than sex.

OK?

And it helps with his stamina, too, if you know what I mean.

Oh. Say less.

You know what?

Period.

Hey, Lisa.

Hey, Hilary.

Hey, ladies.

Hey, girl.

Everybody is buzzing about the treats at Honeybee's.

Ooh, buzzing.

OK, I see what you did there with the bees

and the honeybees.

♪ And me, I really want some more ♪

Maybe you should just go talk to him.

♪ You could be my summer girl ♪

Anyway, these are really good.

Do you guys have a sweet tooth?

-They're healthy, too. -Right.

OK.

All right.

♪ It don't matter what the seasons are ♪

All right, let's ask your homeboy.

No, Jazz is gonna be on my side.

-OK. -Well, tell him.

Tell him. Tell him.

All right.

So you know he about to go to college,

-be a big basketball star. -Of course.

-Honeys galore. -Everywhere.

Why your trying to stick with his high

school sweetheart?

Is that crazy?

It's definitely a choice.

You know what he wants to say.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, what Will and Lisa have is way stronger

than a bunch of random honeys.

Thank you, Carlton. Smart one.

Hey, look, you may be good now,

but sometimes letting go out of love

is braver than holding on out of fear.

♪ It don't have to be fall ♪

♪ For me to fall in love with you ♪

Ohh.

-OK. -What?

That's a game.

Hey, that was poetic, though.

I see what's going on.

This isn't about me and Lisa.

This is about you and Hilary.

No, no.

That's not... I was trying to give advice.

Every relationship is different.

But I do feel like leaving for college is

the ultimate test of a bond.

Is long-distance really that hard?

It didn't work for me and LaMarcus

when he got traded to Philly.

Damn.

Mm, sorry.

I mean, when you're with one person for so long,

you don't even realize how much you're closing yourself off.

College is about stretching ourselves, right?

New city, new ideas, new people.

Right.

But then you and LaMarcus came right back together.

Exactly.

I mean, if it's meant to be, it's meant to be.

Mm, period.

♪ It don't matter if the season's gone ♪

♪ You'll still be my summer girl ♪

OK, I want some help.

With this baby a few weeks away,

I'll do whatever I have to for my family.

Lisa's about to graduate.

Leo just celebrated his first birthday.

Puts things into perspective.

Hmm.

From one old-ass dad to another,

I'm just trying to do whatever we can to survive.

I'm here to make sure you do.

Federal agents will be listening

in case anything goes wrong.

Show up at the bar.

Tell Dominique there's been a snag with Legacy Heights.

You wanna keep your arrangement going.

I just keep her talking until she gives up

where the money's coming from.

You got a death wish or something?

How are we feeling tonight at the Senior Lock-In?

All right, all right.

And Most Rizz goes to Kareem.

That makes sense.

Hey, look.

Thank you to all the ladies who voted for me.

I know who you are.

And I promise I'm gonna thank you later.

Appreciate y'all, man.

MVP of the class of 2025 who will deliver our graduation

speech is...

Will Smith.

I voted for him.

I voted for him.

Man, you guys are gonna get me choked up.

No, I'm honored, seriously.

Thanks for the votes.

Gotta go write a speech.

And last but certainly not least, Class Couple.

OK, when we go up there, I'm gonna dip you into a kiss, OK?

OK. Wait, twirl me first.

OK, twirl... twirl, and then dip.

Like a princess things. Twirl, dip.

Got it. OK.

I didn't vote for this, but Class

Couple was Carlton and Amira.

Wait, we won?

Uh...

-Get up there. -Go, go, go.

OK, yeah.

Uh, all right.

Thanks, guys.

Good luck.

Uh, thank you so much for this award.

Uh, this is amazing.

Thanks, guys.

Congratulations to all of our winners.

Thank you. Thank you.

-Wow. -Thank you so much.

I didn't know people felt this way about us.

I didn't either.

Man, even I gotta admit, y'all overcame actual demons.

Oh, god.

And here you are.

It gives us all hope that we can find our soulmates.

And I know I tried my shot with Amira, but...

OK.

Mad respect.

Yo, Mami, what's it do?

All right.

It's time for the game.

The chaperones stepped away to set up food in the gym.

So who's down to test a new connection Smash Island-style?

Oh my god.

What's Smash Island?

Oh, it's a big tradition.

Seniors get it in.

It's like a last chance for folks to confess their crushes.

-Ohh. -Yeah.

Got you.

That's wild.

Well, it's a good thing my only crush is my girl.

Mm.

Mm.

We're definitely in.

Y'all literally just won Class Couple.

And that's why we're down to test our connection.

Damn straight.

If it's meant to be, it'll be.

-Right, Lis? -Come on.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

Y'all playing?

Or are you scared your relationship

is not strong enough to withstand the heat?

-Ha. -Oh.

Ha-ha.

Please.

That's funny.

That's funny.

No, our connection is very solid.

-Strong. -Right?

Yeah.

We're not scared of nothing, right?

-Exactly. -Exactly.

That's why we're playing.

We are?

-You said we were playing. -Oh.

Uh, OK. Yeah.

-Fine. -That's cool. Let's do it.

-We're gonna play. -Let's play.

We're gonna play.

All right.

I'll be honest.

I thought you made a different decision.

It took the kids to remind me

what family really means, hmm?

This has been a test for all of us.

But we'll get through it together.

Stronger.

All I ever wanted was to protect your family

and make sure Frederick and Pen

had a good life, you know?

Once this is over, you'll be able to stop running.

Dominique can't touch you.

You'll be free.

I hope you're right, Phil.

It's time.

All set?

See you on the other side, brother.

OK.

All right, all right, all right.

The rules of Smash Island are simple.

Names will be drawn from my tiny Telfar.

Each suitor will get to choose between four crushes

and go off with one of them to Smash Island.

Smashing optional.

No pressure.

All right.

Let the games begin.

First up, Amira.

I'm looking for a ride-or-die who can

speak to my soul and my body.

And the crush that I will go with is...

Ooh.

♪ Say don't play with me, but I still gamble with it ♪

♪ We getting right before we take off

♪ On the landing strip, know that ♪

Carlton.

See, I thought you wanted to test the connection.

I just wanted you.

All right, moving on.

Kareem you're up.

Who's your crush?

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

You know, I like a girl with brains, goals,

ambition, and a fat ass.

Yeah.

I'm talking thick thighs saving lives, OK?

So Lisa, tonight's your night.

Come with me to Smash Island.

Things are getting spicy.

Love it.

Yo, that guy's a clown.

Lisa can't stand him.

Yeah, he's gonna embarrass himself.

It's fine.

Teedra, who are you gonna take to the island tonight?

Well, I wanted a taste of my crush ever

since he popped up in Bel-Air.

Ooh.

Oh, she better not.

What's she gonna do, talk him to death?

Will Smith.

Hmm?

Time for you and me to take a trip to Smash Island.

Go get your crush, girl.

All right.

Our first couples are all paired up.

Off to Smash Island you go.

And we were dancing.

And then Eli leaned in and kissed me.

What?

You guys kissed?

Yeah.

How am I just hearing about this?

Oh.

Hilary used to come running home to tell me about all

of her boyfriend drama.

Oh.

I really needed this girls' night.

Thank you.

Of course, Mom.

We know you've been stressed out.

And missing Grandma.

But sharing and all this daughter time just...

just makes me feel like she's not so far away.

Mm-mm.

Mom, no crying.

We have a fun night planned.

And you're up next. So tell us.

Share with the group your story.

OK.

Oh.

Oh, OK.

OK, my... my first boyfriend...

Mm-hmm.

Was Cornell Robinson.

Both: Cornell Robinson.

Y'all so silly.

Oh, my God.

All the girls wanted him.

He played on the tennis team.

And he drove this convertible Camaro.

Honey.

And he loved himself some Vivian.

OK, hottie.

Period.

Oh, but when I met your father,

it was like fate wouldn't let me hide from him.

Hmm.

Sounds like Jazz.

What?

Please, Ashley.

Seriously.

OK, don't you think it's odd you two keep crossing paths?

No, I don't.

Um, I mean, that boy is always showing up.

Exactly.

And what does Costa Rica Hilary always say?

Oh...

both: When the universe speaks, you better listen.

All right, thank you.

Conversation over, OK?

Universe spoken.

Thank you.

Y'all annoy me.

You know, I've been thinking about what Kareem said...

Hmm.

About us being soulmates.

Right.

Me landing at Georgia Tech and you at Morehouse.

What if it's not a coincidence that we're both

going to college in Atlanta?

What do you mean?

What if it's fate?

OK.

OK, you ready?

Mm-hmm.

Pull a card.

The lovers.

Oh, my God.

Um...

two of cups.

It's all about deep connections,

the kind that transcends space and time.

You know, I always thought I wanted my college

experience to be about new things, dating new people,

starting over.

But no one knows me like you do.

You're my person.

I want to surrender to fate.

There will be zero smashing tonight, Kareem.

It's all good.

I know you don't get down like that.

So how does it feel to have all that rizz rejected?

You've been on this high

horse since the sixth grade.

And you don't know me no better than you did back then.

You have no idea how excited I am.

I mean, I've been bookmarking all the spots,

the Liberty Bell, Max's Steaks, Johnny Brenda's.

Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up.

Did you just get this off of the Creed tour?

I know you did. I know you did.

Look, Teedra.

Nah, I gotta put you onto some real down home Philly,

all right?

Mm-hmm.

Harriet's Bookshop, all right?

Block parties at Malcolm X Park.

Hit the Dell for some concerts.

Yo, Philly's fire.

You gonna love it.

Hmm.

You know, I still remember your first week here.

You ran onto the stage in the middle of that assembly.

Yeah, Carlton was trying to clown me.

I always hoped we'd get to know each other better.

♪ Seems to me ♪

♪ We were made to be ♪

♪ Got me high on the cloud now ♪

Damn.

♪ Love just keeps falling down ♪

Ain't no way.

Yes, seventh grade.

No.

Every damn swim meet.

No, you're a liar.

I'm dead-ass.

Me and all the guys went.

Where else can we see the baddies in the bathing suits?

We were 12.

Yeah, you were like a damn mermaid.

There was that one championship meet.

You killed every event until the 100-yard butterfly.

Ooh.

-Yeah, came in second. -Came in second.

You started crying in front of everyone.

You ran right into your mama's arms.

I never forgot that.

Damn.

I never knew you were there.

I guess I've been wrapped up in my own little bubble.

Anyways, that was really sweet.

Thank you.

Sweet enough for a kiss?

For the 12-year-old me?

♪ Got me high on the cloud now ♪

♪ Love just keeps falling down ♪

♪ Got me high on a cloud now ♪

♪ Love just keeps falling down me ♪

Be cool.

We're just taking a pee break.

Go, go, go, go, go.

Oh, this isn't playing it cool.

To a job well done.

A job well done.

Time to focus on the future of the organization.

Our organization.

Hmm.

So what's our divestment strategy, to go legit?

You're always about business, aren't ya?

The northern firm's always had

their eye on our enforcement and gun business.

Geoffrey.

We could name my price to the Twins in Liverpool

in exchange for our smuggling contacts.

Geoffrey, we've got plenty of time to talk about all of that.

I want to hit the ground running, you know?

What?

Why the sudden eagerness?

I have a lot to catch up on.

Yeah, I know.

That's why everything you need to know is on here.

Not yet.

Strip.

What are you talking about?

Take your shirt off.

Family reunion didn't last long, did it?

Hmm.

Can I finish my fucking drink now?

♪ Yeah, uh, uh ♪

♪ I keep a good vibe ♪

♪ You can bet on that ♪

♪ Make 'em want ♪

Oh. Oh, come on. Yo.

Oh, wait, wait, wait. I got this.

-You do? -Oh, yes, yes.

Calm down.

We ain't even taught you the steps yet.

Come on. Come on.

-I want to do a TikTok, too. -You know it?

-Yes. -OK.

-OK, Ashley. -Cue.

5, 6, 7, 8.

Walk, walk.

Cross and dip.

Turn, turn.

Snap...

Ooh, that's low. OK.

Bring it up real slow.

-Here we go. -And hit it.

And what? Watch out.

Oh, hit your mama.

Oh, my God.

Let me show you how you do this like this.

And then you ah.

And then you say you still got it.

And around, round...

What?

What?

I think my water just broke.

Wait, Mom.

Oh, my God.

I hate that this had to happen, Jazz.

And I'm sorry I dragged you into this mess.

But keeping you in the dark was the only way to protect you.

Plausible deniability.

I mean, but my shop is still closed.

Feds froze all my accounts.

And all these little pop-up shops, they're

not bringing in the same type of bread that my store is.

We'll have you up and running with Charlie soon.

I'll make sure you're taken care of.

Just give me one moment.

Hey, Bumblebee. What's up?

Daddy, we need you.

I don't know what's happening, but the baby's coming.

The baby's coming right now.

The baby?

Ashley?

Ashley?

Fuck.

We were supposed to have more time.

Fuck.

The list. The list.

My only job was the list.

Mr. Banks.

Mr. Banks, what do you need?

I got you.

Both: Are we really doing this?

By the power vested in me...

Perfectly in sync.

Class Couple strikes again.

You may kiss the bride.

Whoo.

Mr. Banks, Ms. Cardenas, you're up.

OK, come on. Come on.

Come on.

Let's go.

OK.

Whew.

Do you, Carlton Banks...

♪ All I want is a love, is a love ♪

♪ Whose... ♪

-Hey. -Hey.

That was something.

They can smash.

Kareem and I kissed.

Kareem?

Bro, he's literally like community dick at Bel-Air.

He's actually not that guy.

-I saw a different side of him... -So what?

You know this nigga deeply now?

I'm just trying to tell the truth.

So what did you and Teedra do?

Shit.

We kissed too.

We did a little more, actually.

A little more?

-What does that mean? -Nah, I'm just saying.

We definitely gonna kick it at UPenn.

Probably show her around Philly.

Wow.

Mm-hmm.

Sounds like you two are gonna spend a lot of time together.

Hope you had fun.

Hope you didn't catch anything either.

Are you serious right now?

Well, no, no, I'm just saying.

I thought you were smarter that.

This was supposed to test our connection.

And I guess we have our answer?

Lisa, how are we supposed to survive college if we can't

even survive a fucking night?

Well, maybe we don't.

Maybe we're just not meant to be.

♪ Lock and chains ♪

♪ Set me free ♪

♪ Set me free ♪

♪ With the lethal pain ♪

♪ Let me go... ♪

Hey, what's up?

Will, get over here.

Mom's in labor.

Shit.

Mom, Mom, don't move anymore. Please, Mom.

OK, yes, I hear you.

-Mom, just sit down, please. -OK, got the muu-muus.

OK, OK. Now, give me my robe.

-OK. -OK.

Dad is gonna meet us here.

Iris is gonna meet us at Montecito, OK?

This one, right?

No, no, no, not that one.

The brown one.

You know the fluffy one so I can feel warm.

OK. Dad is gonna be here.

You're gonna be warm.

And Iris told me to time your contractions.

Oh.

Is that... is that one? OK, got it.

Mom, try to breathe.

You know, I learned this thing in Costa Rica.

You can put two hands over your stomach.

Inhale for four seconds. Exhale for six.

-Try that. -Ooh.

Good.

Good.

Oh, Mom, Mom, that's my hand.

My hand, my hand, my hand, my hand.

OK.

Will you tell your dad to hurry his slow-ass here?

OK, Mom. I will.

I will. I told him.

I told him. He's on the way.

Was that... was that another one?

Is this another contraction?

-What do you think? -Mom...

Oh, God.

You're not gonna make it to Montecito.

I'm sorry.

Your contractions are too close.

Should I stop packing?

You're not still sour about earlier, are ya?

Sour 'cause after all these years,

you still don't trust me?

Nah.

Hmm.

Growing pains, brother.

We'll get there.

Pack your things.

And I'll see you back here later.

We're leaving tonight?

Jet's fueling up as we speak.

We can talk about all our grand plans en route to London.

Jazz.

Oh, hey.

Welcome back.

We didn't get a chance to talk earlier at the pop-up.

Yes.

Yeah, I think I heard that you were there.

Anyway, now's not a good time because my mom is about to push

-out a whole baby, so... -Oh, right.

I got everything on the list.

Got candles, sage.

She wanted five pairs of socks, fuzzy, aloe-infused, non-slip.

Is the baby here?

Did we miss it?

Finally.

All right, I need bottled water, ice chips, and towels.

A lot of towels.

And where the hell is Iris?

Well, I guess we didn't miss it.

-I'll get the ice chips. -Got the towels.

All right.

It's good seeing you, Hilary.

Good luck.

I'ma head out.

Wait.

You could come in if you wanted to.

Everything's good.

I got it.

OK, baby.

-Mm. -Breathe.

I can't do this.

You want to go to a hospital? We can go to a hospital.

My God.

Is there anything in that binder about a hospital, Phil?

-OK. -Jesus.

OK, baby.

Just breathe, OK?

All right, all right.

I just...

I can't do this.

Not without her.

Iris is on her way.

She'll be here soon, OK?

Just breathe.

You're doing great, baby.

No, no.

My mom.

I need my mom here.

-She's here. -She's here.

Hey, you OK?

OK.

I'm here. I'm here.

All right.

Well, Hilary was right.

You are not going to make it to Montecito.

All right?

How do you feel about home birth?

Whatever Viv wants.

OK.

Breathe. Breathe.

I am really sorry for how I went

off on you before I left town.

Hmm.

That's strange.

You went off on me before you...

I don't... I don't really remember that.

That happened?

I wanted someone to blame for losing LaMarcus.

Yeah, I know you were going through a lot.

But I'm so glad that you back cooking, though.

Putting all that growth into your passion for dank-ass eats.

You know we have that in common.

My dank-ass eats.

Your dank-ass weed.

Damn right.

You guys should think about teaming up.

Hmm?

You can call it, I don't know, edible entanglements.

OK.

And that's where... we're done.

Whatever.

Bye, girl.

Yo, kids are crazy.

No, for real.

I mean, it's... it's not the worst idea.

I knew we should have never played that stupid-ass

Smash Island game, bro.

Just kind of exploded on each other.

Yeah, but, I don't know, you both messed around.

Why not just call it even?

Yeah, about that.

You are very sexy.

But I can't do this.

I'm sorry.

Wait.

You lied about your hookup?

I don't know, man.

It just kind of came out, you know?

Usually, me and Lisa are super solid,

but she's clearly having doubts.

I don't know.

All this change is just coming at us fast.

I guess for me, holding on to what feels familiar just

feels better than letting go.

Do you, Carlton Alfonso Banks,

take Amira Juanita Cardenas

as your lawfully wedded wife?

I'm sorry.

One second.

My sister just keeps calling.

I just need to...

hey, Hil.

I'm kind of in the middle of something here.

Carlton, Carlton, get home now.

The baby's coming.

Oh, shit.

My mom's in labor.

Oh, my God.

Is this a sign?

Let's go. Let's go.

Yeah.

Sorry.

Congratulations.

Yes, love is love.

Bruh, y'all was about to get married?

Shh, hey.

Shh.

Y'all good?

Yeah, all good.

What the fuck?

Then fate stepped in.

Look, I'm telling you, all this college relationship

shit has our heads fucked up.

Good thing Uncle Phil and Aunt Viv are too busy to deal

with our crazy-ass night.

Yeah.

I wonder how everything's going up there.

Breathe.

Breathe.

I had a plan.

I had such a beautiful plan.

The only plan that matters right now is God's plan.

Oh, your energy reminds me so much of my mother.

I'ma see you through this.

But I feel your stress.

And you do not want to bring a child into this world

feeling it too.

You understand?

-OK. -OK.

Come here.

Sit up.

Baby girl.

Now, breathe.

Breathe.

Be right back.

Listen, something is weighing very heavy on your mind.

I need you to bring peace into this room for your wife

and your baby son.

She cannot do this without you.

You... do you understand me?

I don't know everything that's going on,

but you both must let it all go.

Come on.

Come on.

Hey, baby girl.

Let's time this next one.

OK.

I think it's time.

You ready?

Yeah.

OK.

The bags are in the car.

FBI, open up.

-Move. Move. -Freeze.

-Hands up. -On the ground...

Hands... hands where I can see 'em.

Watch your corners.

Don't you move.

-From the kitchen. -Hold it right there.

-Move, move, move, move. -On the ground.

Move.

Sweep the area.

Got two, bringing them in.

Feel yourself relaxing.

Let go. Let go. Let go.

Breathe in.

Breathe out. Come on.

Together. Together.

Breathe out.

Let go.

Let go, go, go, go.

Mom.

I'm here.

I'm here.

Mom.

You can... you can do it, baby.

I'm here.

You can.

Yes, I'm ready.

Hi.

Another little sister, y'all.

Yeah, not a brother.

It's wild.

Yeah, the bakery got the gender reveal cake mixed

up with another family's.

Mm.

God's plan.

Mm.

Another one for girls' night.

Geoffrey.

Come in.

Finally.

The whole family's here.

Come meet your goddaughter.

She's beautiful.

We're gonna name her after my mother.

Nicolette.

Baby Nicky.

Yeah.

I like that.

Baby Nicky.

You like that?