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The remainder of the liner for the Navy

can be made penis you know we have

however bad news for the army fans Bob.

Danton the famous army full bank will be

unable to play due to a badly sprained

shoulder

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Black Bobby what a shame

they haven't got a chance without Bob

poor on what Pepe see what he did

against Pennsylvania lastly two

touchdowns in the first quarter

what big - hello the colonel is

heartbroken his protege is out of the

game

ready say Bob tantrum the fullback good

heavens gadelle don't tell me you

actually know Bob didn't know him go on.

Colonel tell the lady how you brought

the boy up through thick and thin

through poverty and strife ho ho shut up

the colonel raised the boy since he was

this high oops a trim like a bother

now he's put him to rest fun Oh terribly

exciting oh I'd be dying to meet Bob.

Denton for years will you introduce us

after the game colonel if you're willing

to wait alive

thousands of beautiful women will be

there ahead of you it may take hours

we'll bring our lunch I've seen women

and children trampled to death because

the door.

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Well I'm wait a minute doc say hey run

down stop that chili duck colonize it

I'll be right back

well I do but peanut vendor triangle

boom oh wait a minute listen Oh Bob

dancers coming up your house after the

game is named curious well how about

inviting

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It is near the fourth quarter with five

minutes to play the score is maybe

nothing

irony nothing Navy has the ball on.

Army's 30-yard line

it is third down four yards to go

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Davee failed convert the score remains

army nothing

Navy six there's just two minutes to

play in the last quarter

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That was the neatest play I've seen in

years no we can only kick that goal the

game will be all over.

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How the shoulder bud I insert an extra

point means game go on and make

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It's not that's sending him in for the

kick that's a pretty tough assignment

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Phoenix is drilling

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Hey listen lightning when you get a

signal for foreign players through it

don't stand there hooking the followers

if it were Dane have light and do little

neck and without you raise no fuss what

you guys talking about we completed the

past anyway yeah thanks to me

I had the whole Navy team on my tail

before you through it what were you

waiting for boys my dear boy

always remember that never lose your

boys it's a secret of my success oh oh

you were posing for the newsreel ha ha

man's a gent with a well known poise he

walked up to that balls everybody pick a

daisy and Zowie it was all over I never

thought anybody so calm come boy I was

scared stiff

congratulations boys thank you sir

that was a pretty girl lightened took

your time measured your distance and let

it go excellent thank you sir

fine thank you

splendid old man thanks young fella I'm

proud of you boy Wow there there have a

good cry and get it over with

you're a locust who'd even let a

sentimental old man have a little fun

he'll kill it listen the only thing that

makes the whole business worthwhile is

that you get a kick out of it you know

that I don't shit well what's on the

progress several of the ladies in my

party want to meet you very charming too

charming that generally means that in

over forty no thanks

tell me out oh they'll be terribly

disappointed and the heart set on taking

you home for tea Oh girls ah they'll get

over that well it's a dirty trick to

play on me I suppose I'll have to go by

myself now what are you going to do have

a most urgent call to make on a very

lovely and fascinating female now you

can do that tomorrow can't you not a

chance

we go back to the point first thing in

the morning those women you're running

around with are going to give you a lot

of trouble one of these days I'm not.

Little Lily no sir my women understand

me they take one look and know they can

expect nothing and you give it to them I

spoke how with a dash of Devon dressing

gee I got the thrill of my life when you

came on the field today well nobody will

ever know how nervous that was I thought

sure I'd miss oh I knew you'd make it I

was praying for you

why are you hmm something fierce

ha-huh matter you're worried about

something

don't be silly I'm alright

sure is good-looking the sister of yours

she'll be dangerous competition for me

I'm not so sure I want you to meet her

never tell her about us

no fine oh nothing I was just wondering

the only thing I did tell her was that

she might have a brother-in-law someday

hello

and she wrote back that she'd stand by

for further announcements

Bob what is the matter nothing only we

ought to have a serious talk

yes yes I graduate this year chances are

I'll be assigned to Colonel Bonhams post

in Arizona is that so or the Philippines

or someplace like that it looks like we

aren't going to see much of each other

from now on

not see each other well I don't see how

we can accept once in a long while now

wouldn't work out no it wouldn't you

can't go on like this indefinitely and I

thought in fairness to you.

I understand

I'm sorry to spring it on you like this

f no it's kind of sudden but it's got to

be done I wanted to be honest with you

what we've been to each other hasn't met

a thing to you has it Bob well of course

it has him but I thought we had an

understanding between us we weren't

going to account to each other or ask

questions and one of us was ready to

shout quits why that was going to be

better that's right we did agree to that

and you're ready to shout quits all

right Bob

quit fit is.

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ladies and gentlemen cadets and.

Midshipmen I have here the football that

was used throughout the wonderful game

you saw this afternoon it has been

autographed by all of the players on

both teams and tonight I am going to

auction it off to the highest bidder

if the trophy that anybody would be

proud to own the proceeds ought to be

donated to the American Legion to help

the unemployed who'll start the bidding

come on 75 $100 in my kernel bottom

only $100 for this wonderful trophy full

325 remember it has the signatures of

all the players why it's worth 125 just

for Bob Devlin's autograph

125150 200 yeah

25 this place is getting on my nerves

how about going places well I know lots

of them well come on let's Hanuma I've

been to heaven 50275300325350375

400 anymore oh come on remember it's for

the unemployed of course I don't expect

the Navy to do much bidding but how

about you army man $500 $500 any more

bids going $500.

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Yeah you are credible thank you very

much very a charming auctioneer thanks

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I'm sorry I Ewell did you that way but

you see I wanted this ball more than

anything else in the world

Bob Denton is.

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He's a song protege of mine I suppose

you think I'm a sentimental old fool oh

not at all I think it's very sweet so

you'll forgive me I know but snatching

it right out of your head

I'm sure he can't mean as much to you as

it does to me oh I don't suppose so you

two stop weeping on each other shoulders

for a minute I'll introduce you this is.

Colonel Bonneville Miss Palmer

how do you do I I wish there was some

way in which I could repay you for your

disappointment as a matter of fact there

is you can dance with me

well that will place me even more in

your debt.

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Oh thank you

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You.

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In case you don't know it gal that last

dance you had with the colonel made five

in a row you don't say

I do think I've been keeping track

what's the McGann did nothing I just

like the way dancers that's all I see

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He's Hanson Utley say what's going on in

that funny little mind of yours nothing

come clean woman you can't fool me I

know when you're on the warpath think he

likes me likes you

you've got him prancing around like a

freshman on the prom watch your step

there

what for I've been watching my step all

my life what did it get me

at least you find your pride have I

got an awful jolt today I know it did

huh.

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But don't you worry my pride may be

tottering but it's going to be restored

and by my friend the colonel

the colonel I'm going to prove to

someone that I'm fit to associate with

respectability though don't stub your

toe in the process I won't

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Indian puppy

oh here's a beauty isn't it.

Empress zinnia glorious isn't it

I'd like a gown that color oh I must

rather see you in when the color of this

hmm guess matches your eyes in spite of

the fact that you suggested coming here

I'm afraid you're bored to death most

are not I'm enjoying every minute of it

well it's a rare treat for me see we

don't have many flowers in Arizona

most of our foliage is sagebrush and

cactus

and crazy hot

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Are you timing those eggs I'm afraid

they're gonna be a driver too hard

they've been boiling exactly 11 minutes

what well that's the end of your

contribution to the evening meal oh I'm

so sorry

now then out of the kitchen young man

you're no help at all please give me

another chance I couldn't keep my eyes

off you Oh bunk you've no right to be so

beautiful more bunk ghosts at the table

all right

and you be careful in your China you

know this has been the most enjoyable

trip I've ever had to be honest I very

grateful to you you made it very clear I

hate to say this being your last day

will you miss me oh not Arizona think so

far away then why don't you come alone

well now what would I do in Arizona Oh

lots of things

he's very beautiful country and there's

lots of cactus there well that would be

another touch your sister would be crazy

bout

are you inviting her and me both

you see she could live with us if we

were married

why Frank you're proposing to me that's

just what I'm doing Evelyn only the

truth

my train doesn't leave until 2:00

tomorrow we can be married in the

morning now what do you say

you're the commanding officer Frank

won't Bob get a kick though when he

hears about this do you know what I

think I'll do I'll phone him right now

this is Colonel Bonham in miss Palmer's

apartment will you please get me the.

United States Military Academy at West.

Point thank you

oh wait Lee here's this news oh boy.

United States Military Academy was fine

just a moment hello get that Denton

please Colonel Bonham calling I'm sorry.

Colonel cadet Kettner's out on maneuvers

he won't be back till tomorrow night he

is well tell him never mind

I'll wire he's out on maneuvers now

we'll have to get married without

telling him oh isn't that too bad

happy mrs. Bonneville

gimme hella gay I'm Seth

thank you

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Amusing it is is from Bob Denton he's

coming out to Arizona he's been assigned

to my post that's great isn't it he'll

read it it's very funny old ladies home

huh mad young upstart has a surprise in

store for him when he sees you certainly

head Oh baby's home

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How do you like it just like a machine

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They're an excellent body of men I'm

proud of them

I'm proud of you after all you're all

responsible for the swing-u you didn't

realize what a brilliant husband UN

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Oh yes I did

we kinda member

not so fast you'll spoil me

you're a darling

baby sorry everybody

I've been worried about you we're dizzy

what has it's the most time of it all

over the crowd young lady what do you

mean by dashing up here like a wild

stair we're supposed to maintain a

certain amount of dignity Leon

I think though she's being silly anyway

making these poor soldiers march around

in his nun when they could be out having

a runner you'd make a great officer you

wouldn't have much of an army but there

the men would said let me crazy about

you well that's the idea

oh I see so you did have a good ride my

grand time that's fine Hey.

Oh Blake yes sir how's the new mayor

little jumpy sir well you keep working

here every day she'll quiet down yes sir

and when she's behaving yourself you let

me know

yes I got her from Miss Bonita but don't

tell anyone it's a secret yes

lieutenant Robert Denton West Point

reporting for duty sir bah you old son

of a gun

hello pal where did you drop from we

weren't expecting you until tomorrow

well I flew as far as Wichita good boy

you look great thanks and I'm feeling

twice as good come on in I've got a

great treat water the way American

bachelor finally from Harvard when you

see it I'm as happy as a two-year-old

gee that's swell he's here he's here of

essence here look

my wife bought Evelyn this is the

scoundrel I've been telling you so much

about lieutenant Devon how do you do

lieutenant Lee welcome to Arizona but I

wish you could see your face so you

expected to meet the inmate of an old

lady's home did you

I knew you'd get a shock yes I did

rather

what am I a stepchild will someone

please introduce me why of course Bob

this is Bonnie Evelyn's sister how do

you did I warn you she's dynamite that's

right lieutenant

I'm likely to explode any minute she's

been here only a few days and already

six officers are on the verge of suicide

don't worry not heard about lieutenant.

Danson

that shouldn't brighten him at all oh uh

no no I hear you have rather a masterful

touch with the ladies yeah I should say

he had you should see where he treats

them wife is graceful he he charms until

they frost at the mouth and then he

thrusts him out of his life what a man

have you done that to many women hmm

drove something there should be a law

against it either that or the women

should be given more brains uh-huh

uh-huh our women ought to be given more

brains

well now that you've turned me to shreds

where do I report for duty the adjutant

and headquarters thanks I'll show you

radius you needn't bother I'd have my

car outside miss Bonnie it's alright I

was going that way.

Bonnie perhaps the lieutenant doesn't

want you tagging along hey Bob how about

having dinner with us tonight

well I don't know I please - yes why not

look at it it'll give us a chance to

become better acquainted well as long as

it's unanimous I'd be glad to good

seven o'clock this is Barnum it's been a

pleasure thank you

I found the whole troop and full gallop

charging the other way I call me in the

other room beer hey how about those you

hospitalized Rock a new Wilding dreams

if it rains even our standalone good

that outfit you do it better Hodges

don't except some major and sly triangle

oh we were talking about houses not

pseudo Bob come in here got something I

want to show you don't go hi

the view from the terrace the finest in

Arizona lieutenant and the first place

that you come and have to see I'll be

right back alright it's really a

magnificent view of the valley

particularly by moonlight

what a rotten thing to do why lieutenant

I thought you'd really enjoy saying aye

you know what I mean sorry you don't

approve of my marrying the colonel

perhaps we should have spoken to you

first

well if you had things that have been

different I suppose you'd have rushed to

him with a choice bit of scandal

well it isn't too late you can still do

it go on in there and announce to the

crowd that Colonel bottoms wife was

don't say that think what a dramatic

gesture could be

you're pretty sure of yourself aren't

you you know I can't tell him well I'm

not stopping you it's obvious that he's

in love with you everything he says and

does shows that you see there's no

accounting for taste

I'm mrs. Colonel Bonham now how do you

like that the ideas monopolizing our

guest of honor your sister was showing

me the sights don't you know it's

scandalous to watch a new room with a

married woman besides I thought I was to

be your official guy you are

well then I'm the one to show you the

new moon well as a matter of fact I was

so absorbed in your sister but I merely

glanced at it you come along and get

absorbed in need careful Barney

remember the lieutenant's reputation oh

I love dangerous men besides I can

always scream for help

wait a minute let me hear you scream is

that the best you can do I'm afraid so

but sometimes you lose your voice

entirely uh-huh come on let's go now at

the place of interest are as follows on

the right we have a barrack on your

immediate left is a little girl who has

a weakness for returning where's Bob

captured by Bonnie Oh

how do you like him he's a great boy

isn't he charming I'm mighty glad he's

here it'll make things more interesting

for you

undoubtedly

still love me hmm

more every day

hey funny face who told you you can come

around watch it's work nobody that I

couldn't well from now on you're barred

I don't want you seeing me at my worst

and when I'm in command I'm terrible why

I got you a grin

you look so ferocious you like that it I

love it

it makes you look so very important then

what a voice you've got it's so naughty

frightening me yeah scares me sometimes

hope you don't use that voice on me

after we're married married who said

anything about marriage

didn't you know why I had it all figured

out right from the beginning the moment

I saw you I said to myself.

Bonnie old Gail make that handsome I see

and I wouldn't ever work to say what no

not a cleric you know what I said the

first time I saw you

fuck I said Bob old boy when better

officers are made finito maker Oh

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NIC's Bonita where otherwise were please

call him right now

I'll make the tea myself that sounds

like a customer proceed how much

good afternoon mrs. Vaughn I had to

campaign with your cookies before you

come in I'm gonna make the tea cigarette.

Thanks you unbelievers and seeing a

great deal of each other haven't you yes

he's a great girl

let's got to stop mom what's got to stop

you're saying Barney why because she's

falling in love with you oh what's the

matter with that

that's I'm falling in love with her you

in love who don't make me laugh all

you're interested in is another Scout to

add to your famous collection I thought

you bought those chairs oh gosh I forgot

the cookie

are you too entertaining each other

your sister is always entertaining Anna

maybe Evelyn he's been warmed up and

I'll be right back

what's the idea Alan you object to me

because of what happened between us

no what thing I have no idea of letting

my sister make the same mistake I made

I'm warning you Bob well you're a great

help so I ask you to arrange a change

yes I got Oliver yeah it's tricky

good great cookies I just love it

oh I'm overjoyed because you're such an

expert lieutenant I'm packing bails and

bales of them along to the picnic

what take Nick haven't you heard we're

going to another 50 tomorrow night

nobody invited me yeah you're invited

right now so arm scrapers won't be able

to go Bonnie oh yeah

well the colonel isn't sure he can get

away all oh that's all right

you take me won't you Bob perhaps the

lieutenant has other plans I know I'd be

very glad to take

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I don't understand it

everyone's never interfered with me

before where'd she say tell me a yarn

about you and some girl you were mixed

up with in New York some friend of hers

hello

she said you treated her terribly you

believed her of course I can I couldn't

believe you'd be rotten to anybody you

went where he may be from another girl's

point of view what do you mean she

wanted me to marry her yes I know

everyone told me she feels you should

have why I didn't love the girl you

wouldn't expect me to marry someone I

didn't love would you King I'm glad you

did

well bunny you're a peach and I love you

you believe that don't you

nobody it'll work for your sister we

could be married right away

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Bomb let's do it anyway we don't have to

tell her about it

mom we don't have to tell anyone - we

want her over well I'm sure if I talk to

her

honey that's an idea and I can get Ralph

Taylor to take us down to Mexico and his

plane

you keep quiet Oh mr. Markuson

tomorrow's a million years away

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Well is everything okay thanks a lot Rob

don't mention it I always did want to

see how it was done you know all I need

now is a girl but remember not a peep to

anybody about this for me no speak in.

English your mum's a word in anyway.

Thanks

so come on good luck to you

you

all right Jack I'll beat it back to the

polls and see the quartermaster

I'll have that new radio outfit set up

the minute it arise so long boy Bob so

long back.

Oh Bobby hey what happened opening for

kamikaze antibodies sure but what happen

they threw me out hey stop

think of that why because me okay okay

wait a minute listen speak English

geez man yeah because because I'd like

me hey what's the idea

oh you will with you you could any mean

to rock could you well I'm going as far

as opposed I'll take you there but after

that you'll have to take care of

yourself a desert thanks to you all

right

say you're live oh no I know how one

kinky whole week well if that's all it

certainly stays with you a long time I'm

complete album me we can Tina those men

taught me bad names and screw me Ithaca

or but I fooled them

yeah I still need not look babies would

make me throw me out what enough better

take it easy that stuff will show you oh

no not me I'd be teasing out the baby

oh maybe you like you no thanks Oh meme

mackerel oh you better save it the way

you go at if there's just about one rank

left for you baby

I told you I don't want it I'll continue

be very angry do not dress and behave

yourself or I'll throw you out you know

are you

hello Evelyn is that weird leaf

drive on water

now look at the mess you've got me into

get out Oh can't you two be food I'll

get in the back hand behave yourself now

or I'll throw you out on your neck

all right get out

oh no I want to go come on get out No

just take this wild get out of here will

you no no come on get out

paperweight or anything get rid of

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You.

Evelyn I want to explain EE listen I

know it looks bad but the girl was dry

I'm not interested in your explanation

well I know what you take Annie

that's bad enough but for heaven's sakes

don't hold this against me I gave the

girl a lift and she got sloppy on me you

expect me to believe that that's a truth

oh don't make me laugh

that woman's just about your class

what's going on here the oldest

drumstick we're trying to get her leave

sir what does she want

I love my bad B she wants a what I think

she said baby sir baby well who's got

our baby I think she means the tongue.

Denton sir lieutenant Denton yes sir he

brought her here she was standing up

loboc his card dancing he asked us to

get rid of her sir was he drunk mother.

Oh sir I wasn't here

find lieutenant Denton and have another

report to my office at once okay I think

I just saw lieutenant going into your

house again alright nevermind come on up

Bob this is a finish you've got to stay

away from my sister do you hear

I don't see why because I don't have it

that's why you're taking a very

ridiculous attitude because I'm trying

to protect my own sister Oh your sister

doesn't need protection she got with you

around

I'm sorry you're acting this way but

there's nothing you can do about it

Ellen Evelyn isn't there Frank thank hi

Ellen what is it what what is happening

now you must tell

what have you got to say for yourself

nothing sir

what's the matter I'll expect your

resignation from the service in the

morning please tell me what happened Bob

why don't you say something

the content to see yourself show me

my resignation sir will there be any

objection to my leaving the post

immediately I don't think so

I guess sir you want me turtle no tenant.

Denton is resigning from the service

Simon yes he wants to leave the post at

once send this to Washington immediately

with my recommendation that it be

accepted without delay

what's the idea Bob just cut that up

that's all thought I might try some

other business what are you going to do

well I don't know sell soap maybe

anything else colonel nothing else so

long captain good luck Bob I'm mighty

sorry see you go Thanks

the Army is losing a fine officer

colonel yes

no you're setting this way Barney you've

got to forget him

you must there you've got to pull

yourself together really won't help.

Develin I want to know just what

happened last night now we've gone over

all that there I told you all about it

but I want the truth well I know Bob

didn't make love to you you can't make

me believe it

I warned you against him a long time ago

what happened devil and what really

happened now listen to me I've always

taken good care of your head and died

yes all I'm thinking about is your

happiness you know that don't you then

give up Bob Denton forget him and

someday you will be glad that you did

everyone Bob and I are married

married yes we knew you'd object so we

kept it a secret

oh you shouldn't have done it Barney you

had no right to do it without telling me

oh I couldn't damn you'd only have made

a fuss about it

I was afraid of losing it he means that

much to you what I want to live without

him ever nothing means anything without

long oh don't you understand I had no

idea you meant that much to you

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Come in

mrs. Barnum said Frank had Bob handed in

his resignation yet yes it's being

mailed to Washington don't let it go why

not I've been thinking a great deal

about last night he was drunk he didn't

know what he was doing I'm sorry but

that's no excuse my dear the Army is no

place Lauren Frank Bob and Bonnie are

married what I just found it out they've

been married for a month do you mean to

tell me that he was married to your own

sister when he came into your room last

night yes and you want me to recall his

resignation are you man I'm thinking of.

Bonnie she'll be heartbroken

she's lucky to be rid of him we'd start

divorce proceedings immediately no Frank

know what's got into you anyway Evelyn

are you willing to condone the thing he

did Frank Bob with innocent last night

what do you mean but with all my fault

I deliberately compromised him you what

I didn't want Barney to fall in love

with him.

I don't understand oh I was afraid he

wouldn't make her happy I've heard so

many stories about him I asked him not

to see her but he refused I pleaded miss.

Barney but she wouldn't listen

oh I was desperate Frank I thought if I

could put him in a bad light that's a

crazy story Evan do you mean I mean that

I don't believe you it's quite obvious

what you're trying to do you just found

out that he was your sister's husband

and you're trying to save his neck

mighty fine of you Evelyn but it won't

work Kaleem oh sorry that's all I can

what isn't lieutenant Evans resignation

sir I have the letter all ready for your

signature thank you

the male leaves in about a half hours

I'll attend to it right away yes Frank

don't sign it when I told you about last

night is the truth it's ridiculous you

and enough reason to do anything so

drastic oh yes I had why you don't know

anything about the boy except what I

don't that's not so I know a lot about

him I knew the girl in New York who was

it sweetheart for two years you never

told me that he was rotten to her she

was madly in love with him expected him

to marry her all her friends no bite but

he let her down one day cruelly told her

out of a clear sky and no idea of ever

marrying her the girl was heartbroken I

was afraid he'd do the same thing to.

Barney I wanted to protect him

your attitude is childish just because

of some common girl that he ran around

with don't you understand what happened

trying to tell you I was that no you.

I'm going to tell you the whole story

it isn't a pretty one they're going to

hate me when I'm through but if we never

see each other again I want you to know

one thing I love you and I always will

oh you've just got to tell me what

happened last night there's nothing to

tell buddy I have a right to know you

just can't go look like this and leave

me I know you're hiding something oh you

don't think anybody can get me to

believe that story do you

why not because it isn't true what

cannot be let you leave I'm going with

you you can't do that bunny bomb you

want me to don't you

it's court but your sister will have

something to say about that

why won't listen to her