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No trains to Paris, only as far as Long Beach. I've got to get to Paris. My

country needs me.

Take it

to Vienna, please.

No trains to Austria.

How about Switzerland?

Only as far as Bern. All right, Bern then.

Sorry, Fräulein.

We take only gold or silver.

Only gold or silver. Next, please.

I'll give you twice the price. Fräulein, will you please have the other people

have a chance to come to my window? You can't do that.

It's against the law.

Next, please. There's no sign up here saying that you refuse to take paper

money. If you want gold or silver, why don't you say so?

I told you, Fräulein.

I'm sorry for him.

Perhaps mademoiselle would allow me to buy the books for her.

Oh, no thanks. I really didn't want them. I was just trying to get this note

changed. Oh, but couldn't you use a peppermint?

Or a pillow?

We sell a lot of these.

No? Well, then how about...

How about a souvenir of Luxembourg?

Something nice to cut yourself with and remember your trip to Luxembourg.

You're really very kind.

But all I wanted was to get to Vienna. And if you could change this note, I'd

awfully grateful.

Why, of course.

But couldn't you go via Madrid?

It's really right on the way.

And I'm going to Madrid.

I'm sure you'll like it. It's a charming place.

Full of antiquity and bullfighting. But unfortunately, my ticket must be

straight through to Vienna without stopover.

I'm sorry.

Just one ticket?

Just one.

Full fare.

Well, that's something, anyway.

report failure.

You mean you couldn't get another ticket?

I mean I couldn't get one beyond Bern.

Oh, shall we get aboard then?

Oui.

Oh, then you're going to let me travel with you.

I can't think of any way to stop you. Good.

Anything else?

Say thank you to the lady. Say thank you to the lady.

Merci, madame.

The restaurant's a little overcrowded, I say.

Yes, I haven't even a napkin.

Oh. Do use mine.

Thank you.

I didn't know any Viennese had such lovely hair.

I didn't say I was Viennese. I said I was going to Vienna.

Just because a cat gets in a napkin, there's no sign she's a biscuit.

Oh. And you aren't Viennese. I didn't say that either.

Perhaps we're fellow townsmen.

We might even be neighbors.

We might even be relatives.

Heaven forbid. Friends is enough.

If, uh, close enough friends.

Your poor arm will be broken.

Not my arm.

You're very difficult to argue with.

The train goes no farther.

All out.

It's all I know. The train goes no further.

All out.

I'm afraid we have to get out.

We have to get out.

I hope so. I never faced a happier internment.

Did you?

Well, under the circumstances, yes.

Ah, but under the rain.

Oh, I can't argue with you.

No, but really, don't you think there's a car or something to be had?

Perhaps. If you stay here and keep dry, I'll go out and get wet and see what I

can do.

I won't be five minutes.

No way.

Never mind.

Go ahead.

Somehow, I hate to go.

Somehow I hate to have you.

Don't you think that with the war and everything and me going away for five

minutes, you might wish me good luck?

Good luck.

What's your name?

I'll tell you when you come back.

And you can tell me yours, too.

Goodbye. Goodbye?

Let's stop this game right now. It sounds too serious.

Auf Wiedersehen in five minutes.

Auf Wiedersehen in five minutes.

I want to see the officer of the day. Nobody can see him now.

Oh, Captain.

Yes? Are you the officer of the day? I am.

Oh, what can I do for you, Captain?

I've got to get to Vienna.

Can you get me a car? I'm afraid not. There isn't one left.

But I have got one that's going partway, if that will be of any help.

Well, if that's the best you can do.

I have someone with me.

That's quite all right.

The car will leave in about an hour.

Thanks, Devin.

I'll be back.

I've just had an unpleasant half hour with the colonel.

He doesn't think very highly of us today, and I don't blame him.

The Russians have secret agents right here in Vienna, and we're not doing a

thing about it.

They get hold of our coats before we learn them ourselves.

A week ago, they blew up our ammunition dump at Stree.

Last night, we staged a surprise attack at Sokol.

Then again, the Russians found out about it and were waiting for us.

They bottled up half a division of our best shock troops.

We've got to stop the leaks.

Our duty is counter -espionage. I don't care whether it's your own father,

mother, sweetheart, anyone.

If you even think they're working against us, arrest them.

I want results.

That's all.

You better look your boyfriends over, Marta.

Perhaps you're doing too much talking to them. I don't have to talk to my

boyfriends. All right. Get a little more action, then.

Love's an illusion, nothing is free.

Pay for the wine and pay for a kiss.

You will discover the art of a

lover.

So buy a kiss, try a kiss, buy

a kiss.

Let's be gay, let us play till the night is gone.

No regret, we'll forget when we part at dawn.

Let's romance as we dance, nothing will...

Come with us, please.

Thank you.

Find anything?

Nothing so far.

So far?

Just how much farther could you have gone?

Sorry, Fraulein.

We were looking for something.

I gathered that.

We're looking for spies.

Well, you won't find any on me.

Oh, did you think I kept them in my lipstick?

The government will replace any damage done in the search, Fraulein.

If the government is done with its damage for the day, I think I'll run

That's all.

I'll never try and keep a secret from you. Not after this.

Well, have you got it for me? What?

My coat. I left it here yesterday.

I don't remember.

What was it, a coat?

Yes, I left it to be mended. It was to be finished at noon.

Well, you'd better come along. Maybe the girl up here will know something about

it. But I doubt if it's ready.

They never are.

It isn't ready, is it? Yes, here it is.

Oh.

How much?

I wouldn't think this was worth more than two kronen. Two kronen?

One krona, then?

That's better.

I do for you. Who was that man who just left here?

How should I know?

What did he want?

How should I know?

He came here to get his coat mended. Who mended it for him?

The girl upstairs.

You just mended a man's coat. Who was he?

I don't know, sir.

Never saw him before?

No, sir. Come on. He was your sweetheart, wasn't he?

No, sir. Who was he then?

A spy.

Oh, probably not a very good one.

Well, he isn't a very good one now anyway.

Did they kill him?

Better off dead.

That your statement?

I don't know what you mean, sir.

What? Oh, yes, sir.

That's my statement.

Anybody there?

From Uber. From Uber. I'm coming. I'm coming.

Hold your mouth.

How smart.

Come on.

Hurry up. I'm coming.

Stop your racket.

Espionage officers.

This way.

No.

Go to.

Gretel.

Gretel.

I left her here just now.

She and the police officer.

What police officer?

Well, he wasn't in uniform, but he had a badge.

He took her statement.

And he said that the man who brought the overcoat here to be mended was a spy.

He told you?

Better take a look around.

Gretel!

I have your transfer papers.

Where to?

You're going as a nurse into the Austrian Base Hospital at Tarnow, about

kilometers behind the front. I can't do that.

Can't do what? I can't do this kind of work behind a nurse's uniform. I never

have. Those are your orders.

They're expecting a nurse by the name of Karen Shontag.

She'll never arrive.

All arrangements have been made for you to take a place.

Those are your orders.

No, I'll stay.

Stop it, everybody. You're shaking like that. Go, please.

Well, I'm sure I... No, I can't stand it.

No, I can't stand it.

First day on the fire.

You haven't been here so long yourself.

You better go, too.

Aren't you frightened?

Paralyzed. Oh, well, then why didn't you run like all the rest of them, just

being the heroine, eh?

Too scared to run.

Oh, hello, Major. What's the trouble?

Why, Doctor, it's just another burn.

You must be getting a little tired of them.

Well, I've been treating a lot of your boys.

What are you doing with them over there at that experimental station of yours?

Still playing with liquid fire?

Yes.

The new projectors blow up half the time.

But if we don't kill ourselves off first, they ought to be very effective.

They throw the flame twice as far as the old ones, but they're worse than a mule

to handle.

Your pass.

Thank you. Pass up.

So, you were taking it home to read, were you?

Where'd you get this book?

All right. We know all we need to.

Pick him up.

Well, your men did a fine job, Captain, in picking that fellow up.

Thank you, sir.

Now at least we know what to look for, K -14.

Yes, and he's probably responsible for the blowing up of our ammunition dumps

that sector.

I certainly would like to get up there, Major.

How soon can you leave?

Within an hour.

Good. I'll arrange for your transfer to the chemical section at Tarnow.

You report to Major Lever. Very well, sir.

Major Lever, Captain Rudolph Ritter reports his arrival for duty in the

section. Oh, I'm glad you're here. Hope you had a pleasant journey.

3004, Intelligence Department.

Right.

They never tell me how you intelligence men are coming.

The last one arrived among a batch of prisoners.

Well, I imagine you won't want to waste much time in a laboratory.

No, sir.

I want to find out who is getting through so much information to the enemy

this sector.

Whoever he is, he's a great deal smarter than anyone the intelligence department

has sent down so far.

I said, so far.

You may still be saying that four weeks from now, sir.

But I hope not.

So do I.

Thank you.

Thank you.

It is you, isn't it?

Yes, I'm afraid so.

I don't know that I should forgive you. Forgive me for what?

For leaving me out in the rain.

I hope you're not going to keep on evading me. I think I'm being very

accommodating. Here I am and there you are.

Yes. But there you were that night at the station.

And then in five minutes, there you weren't.

What happened?

If I told you, you'd never believe me.

Probably not.

But it wasn't very flattering, you know.

Oh, was I supposed to be flattering you?

Let's sit down and talk this over.

But I must be on duty soon.

I'm on duty now.

I see what you're still arguing.

Good evening, Rowland.

Oh, good evening, Major.

Oh, you two know each other.

Know her?

Why, I've been madly in love with her for years.

Introduce us, will you, Major?

Introduce you? Yes, the name has rather slipped his mind.

Oh, of course.

Fraulein Chantal, allow me to present the man who's been madly in love with

for years, Captain Rudolf Ritter.

My great pleasure, Fraulein Chantal.

And now won't you join me to have some delicious kimmel here? Thank you.

However hard, some kimmel, please.

I can't stay very long. I must be at the hospital in a few minutes.

A few minutes are all that kimmel needs.

Then I should be very careful.

We won't disturb the evening, will we?

Not if you whisper very quietly.

We are a great nation of singers.

So I hear.

What are you reading?

Oh, just some books I'm taking to one of my patients at the hospital.

Must I be jealous already?

Not of this poor boy.

Of whom, then?

Well, I'll try and think of someone and let you know later.

Now, I really must go.

I'll walk with you to the hospital if Major Lieber... My dear sir, it's not

departure that leaves me desolate, but the latest. Good night, Major.

Could I persuade you to stay out a little longer?

Well,

then, during the long, lonely hours, I think I'll shoot myself.

Not too fatally, of course.

And be brought to you in agony.

Then I shall report you.

Perhaps when you see my suffering, you'll learn a little kindness.

Good night.

Wait.

Suppose we had an air raid, and I should get killed.

You'd be sorry you didn't kiss me good night.

Yes, but supposing I kissed you. We had an air raid, and you didn't get killed.

Good night.

I don't believe it. Where'd you ever find strawberries around

here? Some gypsies wandered into town this afternoon and brought them to me. I

saved them for you. Here and here. Thank you.

It was sweet of her, wasn't it?

I'm not interested in strawberries.

You know, this week would have been perfect if I'd seen you enough.

Enough? Why, we've been together every evening.

Evening. They're so short

What

do

you think of my military body I like the uniform Where did you get them? I

wrecked them.

They're playing the penalty now.

No more gypsy music.

Play something from home.

Give a hand to the king.

Let no man pass the dance.

Nothing will be lost.

I'll pretend to be him.

Buy a gift.

Buy a gift from me.

Gypsy charms, lady. Gypsy magic.

Bring your handsome lover. Go away. Go away. She's got a handsome lover.

Earrings, pretty lady.

Gypsy earrings.

See?

This will always protect you, Freulein. Love charm.

You give it to the lady. It will keep other lovers away.

If you will do that, Gypsy, you've made a sale.

Thank you, General.

Thank you, Freulein. Thank you.

What's the matter?

Oh, just a little breathless.

How about a little fresh air?

No, Rudy, I...

A

clean getaway, and very nicely done.

Getting away from a lot of people is easy.

Getting away from one is difficult.

Are you still trying to escape?

I'm trying to remember that someday I might have to.

And you're going to make it terribly difficult.

I'm going to make it impossible.

I hope.

That's what I'm afraid of.

Why?

Oh, I don't know.

Someday when things are different, I'll tell you.

Enemy plane.

I bet the poor devil's lonely up there.

I wonder if we'll keep on being enemies.

Oh, I doubt it.

We're all getting a bit tired of the mess we made.

It'll be over soon.

Soon.

Remember, that's when it was always going to be over.

Soon.

It's a pretty hopeless word there.

Soon.

Listen. There's hardly a sound up there.

Perhaps it's all over now.

It is still.

Strange.

I love you.

Could that account for it?

Do you really love me?

Yes.

I found all the things I wanted.

In you.

So have I.

Mmm.

We suddenly seem so very important.

Don't we?

Can just two people ever be very important?

You are to me the one completely lovely thing I've ever known.

We're important just as long as we stay here.

The minute we leave... No.

We belong to each other.

Good night.

Auf Wiedersehen, my love.

Hello, Alec.

Well? We found it. Their post office?

The fellow you told us to follow led us right to the spot.

Great. Where?

In the Obagasa, a narrow hall under a stairway.

Good.

Here's where the messages came through, Captain.

Has he talked yet? Not so far, sir.

Sergeant, have this fixed and stay here with one man. Yes, sir.

You post guards around the building and across the street.

I want anybody and everybody who enters this hallway brought to my office for

questioning. Very well, Captain.

Oh, good morning, Fraulein. Good morning. So early. Yes, it is early, but

be at the hospital at seven and I simply must have my hair washed. Oh, of

course, of course.

Won't you sit down if you can find a place to sit?

Oh, if this crazy war keeps up for another month, I won't have a chair to

on. As it is, you have many windows left, have you?

It's those air raids.

You'd think those men had nothing to do but break windows.

Never sausage goings on.

Well, barely not before the war on a Saturday night when a man got drunk.

But now they go around breaking things every day in the week.

Will you sit down there, my dear?

Give a man a drink of schnapps or a gun and he goes crazy.

I complained to the police about the soldiers marching across my garden.

But all they could say was, it's the war.

It's the war.

The war indeed.

It's a lot of crazy men, that's what it is.

Did you just come up those stairs while I'm trying to talk? Yes, I did. How do

you think she got here? Through the roof?

You live here?

Yes. You call it living with all that noise going on?

Sorry, but you both have to come with me at once.

But I'm just having my hair washed. Listen, you can't... What?

Come on.

You men.

How do you men go through this place? You go over and search in us his room.

Your books are all mine.

I'll take these.

Who gives you the messages?

You could make it easier for yourself if you'd answer my questions.

You know what it means.

Sorry.

Take him out.

picking me up in my own shop at this time in the morning.

I'm a respectable Austrian citizen.

You've no right to interrupt the shampoo.

In the middle of it, the shampoo is a delicate operation. Shut your mouth. I

won't shut my mouth. Silence.

Why should I be silent? I know my... Silence.

Who is this woman? She's one of the two we picked up. She has a hairdressing

shop over that stairway. Has she been searched? No, sir.

Take her out and have her searched. Oh, this is the last straw.

All you men think of nowadays is some excuse to search a woman.

Now, don't you touch me or I'll bite your arm off. Get her out of here. Now,

don't touch me.

Leave me alone.

Take her to the matron. Bring the other one in.

Come in, please.

This is Frau Stengel's customer.

Why was this young lady arrested?

Your orders, Captain. You told me to bring in anyone who went up those

Was there anything suspicious about her going up those stairs?

Well... Well what?

Come on.

Did she do anything suspicious?

She stopped on the fourth step.

Seemed to me she noticed the panel had been tampered with.

Did you stop?

Why, no, I...

Oh, yes, as a matter of fact, I believe I did stop for a moment to tie my

shoelace, but I certainly don't remember what step it was on.

Then what happened?

She went on upstairs.

I was going to have my hair washed.

But isn't a quarter of seven a rather unusual hour for a shampoo?

I have to have it done when I can.

I was due at the hospital at seven.

I checked on that, too, Captain.

What she says is true, but it certainly didn't give her much time.

You're suspicious of me, aren't you?

In that case, I think I'd rather be searched.

Come in.

Well? We've searched the nurse's room, sir. Did you find anything?

Nothing, sir.

Except the book she carried, which I turned over to Major Lieber for

I see.

Report to Major Lieber and ask him to let me know as soon as he has finished

examination.

See if they found anything on the other prisoner and let me know.

I'm awfully sorry this had to happen.

But we found enemy spies were using those stairs to pass information

Am I not to be searched?

No.

I'm afraid I'll have to trust you.

Will you forgive me for having you arrested?

I'd probably forgive you if you'd had me shot.

Who is it?

The man who was caught under the stairs.

I'm sorry you heard that.

But such things must happen.

Yes, I know.

But it seems so terribly unfair.

He was doing the best for his country, just as you're doing, and I.

Yes, but he probably sent hundreds of men to their death.

So does the man behind the machine gun.

He isn't shot when he's caught.

Oh, let's don't talk about it.

Oh, but Rudy, suddenly it frightens me.

Last night I forgot about the war, darling.

It seemed far away.

Today it's closer than ever.

It's... It's got us trapped.

We mustn't think about it.

No, I suppose not.

May I go now?

Of course.

And tonight we dine together.

And tomorrow night.

And every night. Every night until... Until this war machine we work for

separates us.

Oh, Rudy, I'm afraid. I'm afraid it will.

Darling, we've got to believe in our luck.

I'll try.

I think you'd better take a look at this.

What is it?

One of the books Sergeant Probert picked up.

Anything in it? No.

Well? It's what isn't there that's interesting.

There's a page missing.

A freshly torn out page.

Looks as though you were on the right track at last.

Why do you feel so certain?

Wasn't it a book that allowed you to locate K -14?

Isn't it a book that you've been looking for for weeks?

I, uh... Yes.

But a missing page is not conclusive evidence.

Not conclusive?

What more do you want?

Proof.

I've got to be certain.

Are you out of your mind?

Don't you know who was carrying this when he was found? No.

Someone we both know.

Strohlein Schoentag.

It couldn't be true, could it?

Well... She has often had books when we've seen her.

She had one the first time we all met.

Oh, I hope it isn't true.

But...

It could be.

It can't be, Major.

It can't be.

Wouldn't you prefer to be relieved of this particular assignment?

Are you questioning my loyalty?

No, no, of course not.

I've got to prove she's innocent.

And if you fail?

Let someone else carry on, my boy.

Now.

Robert.

Bring Muller in.

Please don't go, Major.

Muller, I understand you speak Russian.

Yes, sir.

Good.

You're going into the hospital today as a wounded Russian prisoner.

But I am not wounded.

You will be.

This is what I want you to do.

I'll give you a message to a certain nurse.

We have intercepted a communication of hers, signed with a double circle, which

we believe is her contact signal.

You are to get in conversation with her.

Do you know what he's talking about? I don't, sir.

Well, uh... Wait a minute.

You speak

Russian, don't you? Yes, sir.

Well, they've just brought in a wounded Russian prisoner, and nobody can make

out what he wants.

I'll see what I can do, Major.

Sister, it's good that you came.

You speak Russian, right? Yes.

That's good.

I have pain here.

It's very painful.

Yes. And my head hurts.

I have a terrible pain in my ear.

Here, please.

That's good.

Now it's easier.

I would like to have a cigarette, sister.

Now? That's good.

So she took the message from Muller, you say?

Yes, sir. He had no trouble at all.

That's all.

Plenty of chocolate for daily.

Good. Good afternoon, Fraulein. Good afternoon, Max.

I've got to make a getaway tonight. Is it safe? I don't know. They've been

watching me all day. I don't know whether I can even press the message I

You think it's a trap?

I don't know that either. I've got to take a chance.

I only know one thing.

One way or the other, I'm never coming back.

Here is the chocolate, lady. Oh, thank you. That's fine.

Can I help?

No, I'd better work alone.

I'll meet you at the turn into the lane at 9 o 'clock. No, no, you mustn't do

it. I'll meet you at 9. No.

Is that all today, lady? Hey, Mr. Cass.

Hello.

Oh.

Hello. Are you through with your day's work already?

Yes. That is partly yes.

They've let me off for a few hours.

You mean you have to go back tonight?

For a little while.

I have to be there by nine.

Oh.

But we have till then.

All right.

Till then.

You seem miles away, Rudy.

What's the matter?

Must you really go?

Yes, I must.

Are there any other nurses at the hospital?

Do you always have to... No, Rudy.

Don't spoil the little time we have left.

Sorry.

I like the way you say that.

Different.

And very much a part of you.

I hope I never have to say it again.

Can't we?

Can't we meet tonight after you get through?

Rudy, I'm likely to be so late.

What of it?

If I knew I was going to see you again tonight, I'd almost be glad to let you

go.

Will you?

All right.

I knew you'd say yes.

I knew it.

Let's have another drink.

Oh, Rudy, when I'm with you, I... Oh, why can't you take me away from here?

away where no one ever can find us. Well, I... I might kidnap you.

Could you?

I've always wanted to be kidnapped. Good.

We can start tonight.

I wonder if I could steal a car. Why not? I once knew a man who stole a car

a newly married couple in it.

Didn't they mind?

They never knew.

He took them to Oberammergau. To the Passion Place?

Uh -huh. Of course, that was the last place they wanted to go. But under the

circumstances, one place is just as good as another, don't you think?

You're perfectly mad.

Why shouldn't I be?

It's a chance to be free.

To have quiet around me. Peace in my mind.

Something that will last.

That won't end tomorrow.

Or tonight.

Or a moment from now.

Something that will never end.

Oh, Rudy.

If we could only do it all.

Could. We will, won't we?

Of course.

Let's drink to that.

All right.

To you whom I love to you whom I love

It's going to be lonely till you come back.

Oh, my darling, don't be lonely.

We'll be together again soon.

Think of me as always wanting to come to you, no matter how long I'm kept away.

And please, never stop loving.

Will you be gone long?

I hope not.

I'll walk over with you.

Oh, that'll be fine.

I'll just go up and get my cape. Will you wait here?

Karen.

Don't be long.

He left, Captain, by the race stairway.

He just left, Captain.

All right.

Come with me.

Oh, I beg your pardon. I think I've lost my way. Could you tell me whether this

is the road to Tarnoff?

I think so, Fraulein.

It ought to be about two kilometers to Tarnoff.

Are you K -5?

Yes. I was told to contact you here.

I have a message that was nearly intercepted this morning.

I'll put it through for you.

Any further orders?

Wait outside, Leha. Listen.

K -14.

Yes. Russian operative.

Yes.

Name?

You're right.

What's the use?

Ever since you were brought to me this morning, I've known.

I fought against believing it.

I hoped that something would happen to me.

Before this moment could come true.

But nothing has.

I've only died inside.

No, Rudy.

What we've known and shared together must go on living. He knew.

It mustn't die.

And I once believed that fate was kind.

But you see, it isn't.

It's laughing at us.

Yes.

If I only could... You can't. They'll take it right out of your hands.

When we get back, there'll be a five -minute court -martial and nothing you

do can stop it.

It's strange.

Your country asks everything of you.

Your life and your love and your happiness.

You ask for nothing.

Not even for sympathy.

Your country asks so much of you.

Oh, Rudy, don't.

It'll only make it worse for both of us.

Come on, take me back quickly.

Let's get it over with.

Rudy.

It's our only chance of getting out of here alive.

I don't care if they find me. I won't leave them here alone. I won't. You go

Take her out. Come on. He's coming to.

Come on.

Take her out. Rudy, darling.

Rudy.

Sir, it's not allowed. I have a trunk that's been there for a week, and I

to get it. Listen, I can't leave here now, sir. The Paris Express will be in

minute. Oh, so you can't leave here, huh? No, sir. Well, well, that's fine.

You stay right here, and I'll do it myself.

Here, wait a minute.

you, isn't it? I'm afraid so.

Oh, I never dared hope for this.

Neither did I. I never even dared hope that you were alive.

Oh, my darling, how are you? What are you doing here? You look thinner. Have

been through an awful lot? Wait a minute.

Now I want to say something.

Oh,

sweetheart. I never thought this would happen to you.

I never thought this would happen to me.

Oh, she's a surprise.

She certainly is.

I wish you were yours.

Oh. And mine, too. She's neither. She's my niece.

I'm glad of that.

Ours would be much nicer. I think so, too.

Oh, my darling, I'm so happy. Let's get out of here. I tell you, you wait here

while I pick you up. Wait?

I certainly will not.

You left me once for five minutes, and it took me two years to find you. I'm

going to take any more chances.

Olga, come on.

What are you doing?

We're going to have a lot of children. Shouldn't we get a little married first?

No.

What? I can't marry you. Why? I don't know your name.

Oh, that's easily remedied. Say, what sort of an idea was that, taking my cap

there? Why, the people couldn't even find me. All right, all right.

You keep the cap, but I get the lady.

So you're not Excelsior?

Of course not.

Now, would you please tell me your name?

Yes.