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Julie, it's 8:44 a.m.
on October 16th.
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It's been three weeks
since the Berenger email leaks started.
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Another one hit this morning.
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More details on his exorbitant salary.
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I have a new theory
that feels promising, and I'll report more
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when I see you in Berenger's office later.
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Nieuwendyk out.
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-What did Wheeler find?
-I'm sorry?
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What did Wheeler find?
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-I have no ide...
-Wrong!
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Ow!
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Did anyone see that?!
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I'm so sorry.
I should've told you about this.
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The Gold Rush tradition is
you have to answer Wheeler's Riddle,
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or you get glitter bombed.
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I don't know what that means.
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Just… all right, back it up one more step.
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Okay. Gold Rush is an entire week
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of activities and traditions.
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The most important one
is Wheeler's Riddle.
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Answer correctly, that means you get it.
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You're a real Wheelerite,
and you receive a red bandana.
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Answer it wrong… you get this.
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Hey. So, what's the answer to the riddle?
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You have to figure that out for yourself.
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That's the whole point.
That's the way to become one of us.
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You should be grateful.
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In the early days of Gold Rush,
they used to throw mud.
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Because mud… is what you have
to sift through to get gold.
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See? You're on your way.
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Get on board with this, bud.
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You are not exempt from Gold Rush
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just because you're brilliant and kind
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and have a tight butt.
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You think I have a tight butt?
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Like a pool tarp.
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This is on him.
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Hi. What did Wheeler find?
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You can do it too?
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They make this stuff seem so salacious.
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Yes, I get an extra $50,000
if I get a major corporate sponsor.
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So what? It's a win-win.
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I do enjoy parking
in the Pepsi/T-Mobile covered garage
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brought to you by Sephora.
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I have half a mind
to march right down to that paper
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and demand they give up their sources.
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That's a very bad idea, Jack.
It'll backfire.
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Are those frozen peas?
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Yes. I get migraines.
This is the only thing that helps.
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Holly's right.
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And in a way, this is really good.
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The blackmailer is showing their cards,
so we can use this to close in.
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You better.
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I want that laptop found immediately.
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Actually, we have an exciting new lead.
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Turns out there was at least one student
on campus when your laptop was stolen.
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Our new suspect?
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Claire Chung.
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She worked the Vinick event as a caterer.
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That photo was taken with my spy glasses
the night the painting was burned.
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Charles very smartly hired her
as a research assistant
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to determine if she has motive.
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And Operation Claire is already in motion.
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The professors
are still the primary suspects,
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so while Charles focuses on Claire,
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I'm gonna continue formal interviews.
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Okay, if that's it, let's get to work.
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Ah!
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Yeah, sorry.
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I used AI to make that.
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Okay, so box one is
information on sustainability
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and suspension bridge design.
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Box two is a bunch of articles
on the history of suspension bridges.
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Box three is articles on Jeff Bridges.
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I fell down a rabbit hole,
but he's fascinating.
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And box four is my laundry,
so don't open it. It's gross.
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Very thorough.
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Yeah, I don't know
anything about the subject,
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so I kind of grabbed
everything I could find.
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Is there something else
I can get started on?
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The earlier you tell me, the better.
I have 12 other campus jobs.
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-Yeah.
-Oh, that's not a joke.
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I literally have 12 other jobs.
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Jeez. When do you sleep?
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In class.
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Maybe you should ask President Berenger
for some cash.
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Seems to be rolling in it nowadays.
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Oh my God, that guy sucks.
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Oh no, is he a friend of yours?
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-No.
-Oh, thank God.
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He's my son.
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I'm kidding. Sorry.
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-Professor!
-I couldn't resist.
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-Do you have contact with him?
-Sorry. I have to go get laundry done.
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The next free hour I'll have
is when I'm a senior.
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Okay. No, please, go. Go.
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Thank you.
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Morning! I graded
all your midterm papers!
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You're all real journalists now.
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I'll bet you think
that makes you frickin' rock stars.
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Well, guess what?
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It frickin' does!
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You are rock stars
because you expose the levers of power
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that the elites pull to screw over
normal citizens like you and me.
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As George Orwell said,
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"Journalism is printing something
that someone doesn't want printed."
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"Everything else is public relations."
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He also said
some real bad stuff about gay people.
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It was a different time.
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Berenger's emails
are being leaked to the newspaper.
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You're the faculty advisor
to the newspaper.
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The student editors of the Daily Wheeler
have 100% editorial independence.
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They show up day one,
and I say, "Tell the truth…"
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And that's all I say.
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There's other stuff.
There's other stuff I have to say.
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I have to talk about Wi-Fi passwords
and the thermostat in the closet is janky,
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so you gotta toggle the switch.
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Junk like that, but mostly…
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Yeah, mostly, it's that truth thing.
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Okay. Well, what are your thoughts
on Berenger?
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Wheeler used to have good presidents.
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You know, homegrown,
invested in Wheeler's future.
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Berenger…
is a corporate parasite.
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The board hired him
to run this like a business.
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They're getting what they paid for.
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Mr. Griffin, I really want
to help Wheeler College.
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I can't do that
unless I know who's behind the leaks.
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I'll make it easy for you, Ms. Kovalenko.
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Even if I knew who the leak was,
I wouldn't tell you.
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I would literally rather be jailed
and never… ride my motorcycle again
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than betray a journalistic source.
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Now, if you'll excuse me…
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I'm parked really far away.
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I'm not gonna wear this
to where I'm parked.
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-I understand.
-Good.
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-What did Wheeler find?
-Oh, God.
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Okay. Look, could you actually…
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I have a meeting, and I'd rather not…
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Oh, just do it.
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Okay, what did Wheeler find?
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Rude. Acorns don't have butts.
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-Hey, Dad.
-Quick question.
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What did Wheeler find?
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Oh my God. Is it Gold Rush?
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Oh, Gold Rush is the best.
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Did you get glitter bombed?
How many times?
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So many. Look, I just need you
to make this stop, please.
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Just tell me the answer
to this stupid riddle.
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What is wrong with you? You know I can't.
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Emily, I can't… I need…
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Tell me the answer this minute,
or you are grounded.
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Dad. I know this seems silly,
but it's actually very important.
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You have to figure this out by yourself.
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I love you. Good luck with the glitter.
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Did you see the latest leak
about Berenger and his bonuses?
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I'm telling you, that guy is sus.
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I have grandkids, so when it comes
to conversing with younger people,
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I eat and leave no crumbs.
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Okay, bet.
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My friend is one
of the editors of the paper.
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Some random account
called the Wheeler Guardian
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is just sending them emails
and, like, secret files and stuff.
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-Mm.
-I guess Berenger got hacked.
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Everyone thinks it's hilarious.
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-Well, nobody likes that guy, huh?
-Literally no.
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He became president
like right before I got here,
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and I was supposed to go
on this camping retreat
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for incoming first years,
and he cut the program at the last second.
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Yeah, my daughter went
on that camping trip years ago.
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She met her husband there.
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-See? That's amazing.
-Yeah.
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Berenger just doesn't care
about stuff like that.
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Wheeler isn't just my school, you know?
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It's my home, and he's ruining it.
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You were supposed to meet me
at the room 20 minutes ago.
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-I had to use Find My Friend.
-God.
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I totally lost track of time. Uh…
Professor, This is Hayley, my roommate.
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Nice to meet you.
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Sorry to interrupt,
but we're late for rowing practice.
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I was cold, so I stole your sweatshirt.
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Oh, that's fine. I stole your overalls.
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-Oh my God. They look so good on you.
-I know, right?
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I promise I'll get this done
as quick as possible.
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-All good. Go. Have fun.
-Okay.
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-Keep them.
-Really?
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-Yes.
-Want that sweater?
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-Are you kidding? Yes.
-It's cute.
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What did Wheeler find?
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Whatever you're about to do,
I would think twice.
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Uh, y… Yes, ma'am.
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-Hey.
-Hey, Julie. Great news.
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All the kids here think I'm really cool.
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Also, Claire hates Berenger.
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And she has access to the newspaper,
so she had motive and means.
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I'm telling you,
something's going on here.
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Okay. Send me updates.
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Okay. Bet.
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Ugh.
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Hey. What did Wheeler find?
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Oh, come on!
You're gonna have to clean it up!
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Worth it.
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Oh, the structural engineer.
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Been out marveling at walls, have you?
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Help. Please.
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So, to be clear, a riddle easily solved
by 18-year-old children
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has kerfuffled
your intellectual processing.
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Just… give me a hint.
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I've swallowed an entire disco ball.
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Have you noticed
I don't like you very much?
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-I have.
-Oh, good.
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I worried that perhaps you were too busy
thinking about rivets.
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The reason I don't like you very much
is that recently,
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to save money,
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Wheeler College has resorted
to hiring visiting lecturers,
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like you, instead of tenured professors.
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Now, the least you can do
in your short time here
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is attempt to understand why those of us
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who have devoted our lives
to this school care so deeply.
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Fair enough.
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How?
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You seem to have bonded
with Professor Margadoff.
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Find her and tell her that you would like
to walk the Golden Path.
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That sounds a lot slower
than you just telling me.
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Oh, it's much slower!
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Essentially, the moral calculations
surrounding actions
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should not be limited
to what happens immediately.
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Thank you, everyone.
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See you Friday.
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Now a good time to talk?
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Sure. I have about an hour.
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Sorry, Professor.
Can I just ask a quick ethical question?
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My roommate cut her own bangs.
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And you want to know
if you can lie and say they look good.
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Okay, yeah. This has happened before.
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So here's my position on this.
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Yeah. Good.
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Take notes. I have a lot of thoughts.
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Let me gather them.
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So in that sense there is no difference
between giving yourself curtain bangs
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and committing the mass murder
of innocent civilians.
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I think that's as close
as we're gonna get to a moral answer.
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Wow, that was incredible.
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Thank you so much.
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Sorry about that.
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I have a standing rule
that any student can come to me
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with a moral dilemma at any time,
and I'll… talk it out with them.
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It's a moot point by now.
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You talked for so long,
that girl's bangs have grown out.
249
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I'll cut to the chase.
250
00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:38,924
Did you steal Vinick's portrait
and burn it in the garbage can?
251
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It would be ironic
for a professor of moral philosophy
252
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to be involved in arson.
253
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Not an answer.
254
00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:48,017
Nobody can account for your whereabouts
the last ten minutes of the party.
255
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,226
Where were you?
256
00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:52,980
Well, to answer that question,
we first need to ask another one.
257
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How does any of us really know
if we are ever truly anywhere?
258
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Oh my God!
259
00:12:57,985 --> 00:13:03,574
Okay, I am going to assume
that your moral code means you can't lie.
260
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So I'll make this easy.
Did you burn the painting?
261
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-No.
-Do you know who did?
262
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,663
-No!
-I mean, you could be lying.
263
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I'm not.
264
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Okay, well, this was a waste of time.
265
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One last thing.
266
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How do you feel about Jack Berenger?
267
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Berenger is the human equivalent
of a curtain bang.
268
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:25,846
Hiring an outsider
with no connection to Wheeler
269
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was the worst decision
this college has ever made.
270
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Very chatty all of a sudden.
271
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What got into you?
272
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Well, to answer that, we have to begin
by asking, what are words?
273
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Okay, goodbye.
274
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:46,408
Okay, stop one on the Golden Path.
275
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According to legend, this is the creek
where Francis Wheeler
276
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first started panning for gold.
277
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:56,001
It starts way up north in the mountains
and ends up here on the campus.
278
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And when the new students arrive,
we give them sifters and shovels
279
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and they spend
a whole day panning for gold.
280
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Has anyone ever found any?
281
00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:10,432
No, because there isn't any gold
in this creek, and there never was.
282
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:14,103
Wheeler looked for years,
and he came up empty,
283
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:15,479
and that's the whole point.
284
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:18,274
No one ever finds anything.
285
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:23,779
Well, ten years ago somebody
did find a huge bag of shrooms.
286
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:24,905
What did you do?
287
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:28,075
We "turned it in" to the "police."
288
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,412
This is the very spot
289
00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:34,623
where Wheeler decided to start his school.
290
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:38,335
He had realized that wealth was fleeting
291
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:43,257
and that the true accomplishment
would be to create something lasting.
292
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:44,925
At the beginning of year two,
293
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:49,763
all the kids come here to think
about what they might want to study,
294
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:55,227
what's important to them,
how to design a meaningful life.
295
00:14:55,728 --> 00:15:00,190
I came here after I took those mushrooms
that kid found in the creek.
296
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:04,111
It was… a mistake.
297
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,698
The Garden of Wisdom.
298
00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:11,952
All of these stones were placed here
by Wheeler graduates.
299
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:16,290
When people come back here
for reunions or whatever,
300
00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:18,667
they write on these rocks
301
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,420
things they wish they had known
when they were in school.
302
00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:24,423
And the kids come here
at the beginning of junior year,
303
00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:26,342
and they spend a whole day
304
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:29,553
just reading all this wisdom
from the past.
305
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,722
-That is so neat.
-Yeah.
306
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:35,809
"By the time you graduate, you should
know something about everything
307
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,686
and everything about something."
308
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,605
What does this one say?
309
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:42,191
"Never trust an Irishman."
310
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:43,150
Oh.
311
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:44,652
Okay, some of these are old.
312
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I'm gonna throw it away.
313
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:51,951
Last stop on the Golden Path,
the Wall of Reflection.
314
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:55,537
You pass this 1,000 times over four years,
315
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:59,041
but on the day you graduate,
you come here,
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you stand in this spot,
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00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:04,964
and you finally see
the person you've become
318
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,007
during your time here.
319
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:12,805
Whoa!
320
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:16,892
All of those people
are Wheeler graduates or teachers,
321
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,770
dating back
to the very beginning of the school.
322
00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:21,355
You're one of us now.
323
00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:24,942
So, I ask you one more time.
324
00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:28,237
Francis Wheeler came here
in search of gold,
325
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:31,407
but he found something
much more important.
326
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,951
What did Wheeler find?
327
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:35,911
I feel like I have some guesses,
328
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,581
but I don't know
if I have the exact answer.
329
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:40,541
Oh my God.
330
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:42,710
I really hate to do this.
331
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:43,627
You wouldn't.
332
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:44,753
I wouldn't?!
333
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,673
Tom Selleck went here?
334
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:48,632
What?
335
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:50,759
No, no, no, no, no!
336
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:04,898
"Look on my works,
ye Mighty, and despair!"
337
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:10,404
The statue that bears that inscription
has been reduced to dust.
338
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:16,660
Shelley's poem, however, is still amongst
the most famous in the Western canon.
339
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,455
A few years ago, when I was in London,
340
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:22,249
I visited the building
where Charles Dickens
341
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:25,461
wrote the first lines of Bleak House.
342
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:28,172
It is now a Burger King.
343
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:30,799
People do not last.
344
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:34,470
Money, fame, power does not last.
345
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,096
But ideas…
346
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:39,933
Ideas born of passion can endure.
347
00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:45,898
Dr. Cole, do you have a minute?
348
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:46,982
Oh.
349
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,234
The gumshoe.
350
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:53,447
Am I under arrest for teaching books
that you can't buy in an airport?
351
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:57,076
Quick question, do you know
who's leaking emails to the school paper?
352
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,203
Well, running right at it, eh?
353
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:02,748
Aren't you supposed to be a bit cagier
in your investigations?
354
00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:04,333
The time for caginess has passed.
355
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:07,336
-I'm going with direct assault now.
-Fair enough.
356
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:11,131
I do not know who is leaking
Berenger's private information,
357
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:13,175
although I applaud them heartily.
358
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:15,928
-You seem to really love Wheeler.
-Mm-hmm.
359
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:18,305
Are you not worried
about all of this chaos?
360
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:22,184
Oh, I am, but sadly,
we've brought it all on ourselves.
361
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:25,020
The moment the board
chose Jack Berenger for president,
362
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:28,065
they set this school
on a path of self-destruction.
363
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:30,025
All of this became inevitable.
364
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:35,030
Although I suppose I can't fault them
for choosing Berenger.
365
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,991
After all, he has an MBA.
366
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,369
That takes two whole years.
367
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,625
-Professor, you have a second?
-Yes, of course. Come on in.
368
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:49,378
So, um…
369
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:53,882
I apologize, but I think you need
to find a new research assistant.
370
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:54,966
Oh.
371
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:59,054
May I ask why?
372
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,514
I have to drop out of Wheeler.
373
00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:03,684
Unless, is there any chance being
your research assistant
374
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:05,936
pays $86,000 a year?
375
00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:07,354
-It does not.
-Figured.
376
00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:10,399
My first two years,
I had a bunch of loans and grants
377
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,442
and the rest of my tuition was paid for
378
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:14,903
because my family is
under the income threshold,
379
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,364
but President Berenger
got rid of that rule.
380
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:19,700
And that's why you have so many jobs.
381
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:23,912
But it's barely making a dent,
so this will be my final semester.
382
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,330
Really sorry to hear that.
383
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:26,832
I know how much you love it.
384
00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:28,959
I do, but I made a lot of memories here,
385
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:31,920
and you can't really put
a price tag on that, you know?
386
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:36,675
Well, actually, you can.
It's $86,000 a year.
387
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,770
Professor Nieuwendyk.
Hi. Good to see you again.
388
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,106
Oh! Hi, yes. Of course.
Nice to see you too.
389
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,318
Good to see you. Yeah.
I can't believe I have to watch this.
390
00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:56,528
If I wanted to sit
through a crappy recital,
391
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:59,406
regretting all my life's decisions,
I would have had kids.
392
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,450
Any updates?
393
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,118
Claire's leaving school,
394
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:06,205
thanks to Berenger's
new cost-cutting moves.
395
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:09,333
She can't afford it, and she's pissed.
396
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:11,418
How'd your interviews go?
397
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:15,297
No love lost between the faculty
and Berenger either.
398
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,591
Hey, let's keep our eye out at this thing.
399
00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:20,928
See if we notice
any subtle signs of discontent.
400
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:23,180
Oh. Hey.
401
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:25,766
Thank you.
402
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:31,647
That was a composition from 1916,
written by a Wheeler graduate.
403
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,857
We did change the name of the song.
404
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:37,986
It is now called,
"Don't Drown the Harlot in the River."
405
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:46,370
My grandkids taught me that. It hurts.
406
00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:47,454
What a delight.
407
00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:51,041
Thank you, Professor Margadoff,
and good afternoon, everyone.
408
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:52,000
You suck!
409
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:55,671
We gather here today
for one of our most indelible traditions.
410
00:20:55,754 --> 00:21:01,885
Every year, we plant a young sapling
that will blossom into a new tree,
411
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:05,889
joining our forest of mighty oaks.
412
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:07,849
As we say,
413
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,894
Wheeler isn't one person.
414
00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:14,523
Wheeler is all of us.
415
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:16,691
Thank you.
416
00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:20,570
Oh, what are you doing?
417
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,572
Ah!
418
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,241
I've been covered in mud!
419
00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:27,703
Protect me! Protect me!
420
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:32,040
I think I noticed
a subtle sign of discontent.
421
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,212
Take these to the dry cleaner.
422
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,007
Have them washed
and checked for bullet holes.
423
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:42,092
Okay. Okay. Let's calm down.
424
00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:43,218
You weren't shot.
425
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,304
I was covered in mud.
426
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:48,557
You know, in many cultures,
that's considered worse.
427
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,560
What if it's not mud next time?
428
00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:55,397
What if it's poo?
429
00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:57,482
Okay, this is getting away from us.
430
00:21:57,566 --> 00:22:00,861
You need to find that mad mudder
before Berenger falls to pieces.
431
00:22:00,944 --> 00:22:02,029
So start with Claire.
432
00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:05,073
See if she was angry enough
to throw a grenade on her way out.
433
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,450
What are you gonna do?
434
00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:09,411
I have to ask our client a few questions.
435
00:22:13,248 --> 00:22:15,208
Hey, Holly. I really need to talk. Oh.
436
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:18,295
-Are you okay?
-Oh.
437
00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:20,881
Yeah, I'm fine. Uh…
438
00:22:20,964 --> 00:22:24,259
Every day at two o'clock,
I cry really hard for ten minutes.
439
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,635
-What's up?
-Okay.
440
00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:29,723
I need you to tell me what happened
two years ago when Berenger was hired.
441
00:22:29,806 --> 00:22:34,644
Uh… well, it was…
down to Berenger and one other person.
442
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,980
The board went with Berenger.
Pretty typical.
443
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:40,150
Except the other candidate
was Ben Cole, wasn't it?
444
00:22:41,401 --> 00:22:45,405
So your close friend got passed over
for a job that Berenger got.
445
00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:47,783
A fact you neglected to mention to me,
446
00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:52,746
the PI you hired to investigate
a crime against Jack Berenger.
447
00:22:52,829 --> 00:22:54,414
Because it's not important.
448
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:56,375
Are you telling me Cole wasn't angry?
449
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:59,503
Angry enough to steal a laptop
and blackmail the guy
450
00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:00,921
who beat him for the job?
451
00:23:01,004 --> 00:23:04,257
That's exactly what I'm telling you,
and I can prove it.
452
00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:06,843
Dr. Cole, welcome.
453
00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:08,887
We're excited to speak
about your candidacy.
454
00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:10,597
Thank you, Keith.
455
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:12,516
I've prepared a statement.
456
00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:15,644
This interview is a grotesque farce.
457
00:23:16,144 --> 00:23:20,190
We all know I'm not actually
a candidate for the presidency.
458
00:23:20,273 --> 00:23:22,484
In fact, I'd bet a fair amount of money
459
00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:25,487
Keith isn't even listening
to me right now.
460
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:28,281
Indeed, I can see
by the reflection in his glasses
461
00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:30,617
that he is playing Minesweeper.
462
00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:35,956
Wheeler College deserves to be guided
by someone who cares more about books
463
00:23:36,039 --> 00:23:40,502
than balance sheets,
which obviously will not be the case.
464
00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:46,967
So good luck sealing Wheeler College
into a tomb of greed and ignorance, Keith.
465
00:23:47,050 --> 00:23:48,927
You impossible twit.
466
00:23:49,886 --> 00:23:51,179
Thank you, Dr. Cole.
467
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,098
Inspirational, as always.
468
00:23:53,181 --> 00:23:54,182
Thank you.
469
00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:58,228
Ben wasn't angry at Berenger.
470
00:23:58,311 --> 00:24:00,981
He was angry
at the state of higher education.
471
00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:04,609
Well, I still think
it's relevant he was denied the job.
472
00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:08,113
I've known the man almost 40 years.
473
00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:09,739
He's like a brother to me.
474
00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:13,285
I guarantee he is
not the person you're looking for.
475
00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:19,040
Everything okay?
476
00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:22,294
Yeah. Yeah.
477
00:24:22,377 --> 00:24:23,253
Thanks.
478
00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:26,798
Every year, it costs more and more
for the students.
479
00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:29,342
And we work harder and harder
to make ends meet.
480
00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:32,679
The president of this college profits
from slashing student programs
481
00:24:32,762 --> 00:24:34,306
and reducing financial aid!
482
00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:37,184
Enough is enough!
483
00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:39,895
-Hit the road, Jack!
-Hit the road, Jack!
484
00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:41,605
Hit the road, Jack!
485
00:24:41,688 --> 00:24:44,733
Hit the road, Jack! Hit the road, Jack!
486
00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:46,109
Hit the road, Jack!
487
00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:48,361
Hit the road, Jack!
488
00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:49,988
Okay, where do we stand?
489
00:24:50,071 --> 00:24:51,990
Have you found the would-be assassin?
490
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,284
I haven't found the perpetrator, no.
491
00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:57,329
In fact… I've decided not to look.
492
00:24:57,412 --> 00:24:58,538
Why not?
493
00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:00,081
Because it wouldn't matter.
494
00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:01,333
Could have been anyone.
495
00:25:01,416 --> 00:25:03,376
So we're just gonna do nothing?
496
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:05,962
No. No, you're gonna do something.
497
00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:10,759
You're gonna approach the board and
tell them you're returning your bonuses.
498
00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:15,931
You're also going to convince them
to reinstate the free tuition threshold.
499
00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:17,933
Why in the world would I do that?
500
00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:20,977
We're trying to find the person
who's blackmailing you,
501
00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:22,979
and right now, everybody hates you.
502
00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:25,857
You're the symbol of everything
that's wrong at Wheeler.
503
00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:28,443
High tuition, cut programs.
504
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:30,904
You need to lower
the temperature on campus,
505
00:25:30,987 --> 00:25:32,948
or we're never gonna find this person.
506
00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:36,868
For the record,
I think the board would go for this,
507
00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:38,495
and it could be some good PR.
508
00:25:41,164 --> 00:25:44,042
Okay. You know,
the board might just go for it.
509
00:25:44,125 --> 00:25:45,961
And it could be some good PR.
510
00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:47,712
I'll make the announcement tomorrow.
511
00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:50,632
I took the liberty of writing your speech.
512
00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:51,800
Ah, wonderful.
513
00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:57,889
Being covered in mud was a shock,
but it was also a wake-up call.
514
00:25:57,973 --> 00:26:00,559
I'm proud to announce
that we will be restoring
515
00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:02,519
our financial aid policy
516
00:26:02,602 --> 00:26:06,189
so that students
from all economic backgrounds
517
00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:08,650
can benefit from a Wheeler education.
518
00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:14,197
I am also returning all bonus payments
I personally received.
519
00:26:14,781 --> 00:26:17,284
Actually I'm keeping $42.
520
00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:19,869
That's how much it costs
to dry-clean the suit.
521
00:26:22,038 --> 00:26:23,456
Good joke, right?
522
00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:24,624
Well-written.
523
00:26:25,625 --> 00:26:27,210
-Hi, Professor.
-Claire.
524
00:26:27,294 --> 00:26:29,713
Hey, good news, right? You get to stay?
525
00:26:29,796 --> 00:26:31,381
It's gonna be tough.
526
00:26:31,464 --> 00:26:34,384
In addition to my 12 jobs,
I'll have to get five more jobs,
527
00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:36,469
but, yeah, I think I can make it work.
528
00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:38,305
That's great. I'm so glad.
529
00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:40,765
Do me one favor, though.
530
00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:45,478
Tell your roommate,
Hayley, not to attack anyone else
531
00:26:45,562 --> 00:26:48,607
with any buckets of anything, please.
532
00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:51,860
How did you know?
533
00:26:52,527 --> 00:26:53,778
I thought it was you.
534
00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:56,740
The person who attacked Berenger
was wearing pink sneakers.
535
00:26:56,823 --> 00:26:59,326
And one of the first things
I noticed about you was
536
00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:02,120
that you wore pink sneakers
pretty much every day.
537
00:27:02,203 --> 00:27:05,290
Then I remembered
that you and Hayley share your clothes.
538
00:27:05,373 --> 00:27:08,710
And I figured she got angry
when you had to drop out.
539
00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:11,171
Exacted her revenge.
540
00:27:11,254 --> 00:27:14,591
She was real pissed when she read
about how much money Berenger makes.
541
00:27:14,674 --> 00:27:15,842
Mm.
542
00:27:15,925 --> 00:27:17,469
You gonna tell anyone?
543
00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:21,723
You get to stay at Wheeler,
but your best friend has to leave?
544
00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:24,643
Doesn't make a lot of sense, does it?
545
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,731
Uh, hey, I have a question for you.
546
00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:32,776
What did Wheeler find?
547
00:27:32,859 --> 00:27:35,236
All right, I've been…
thinking about this a lot.
548
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,696
I don't know if it's right,
549
00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:40,116
but I think he came here
searching for gold,
550
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:43,703
but what he found… was a family.
551
00:27:47,540 --> 00:27:49,834
Ah-ha.
552
00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:51,920
-Thank you.
-Gotcha!
553
00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:54,547
Wha...? I got the thing!
554
00:27:54,631 --> 00:27:56,925
-What… I figured it out! What's...
-Oh.
555
00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:58,843
Oh, I'm sorry.
556
00:27:58,927 --> 00:28:01,221
I didn't see that.
557
00:28:01,304 --> 00:28:02,430
Claire!
558
00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,557
Oh, I haven't seen you for so long.
559
00:28:04,641 --> 00:28:06,226
I know. You wanna get coffee?
560
00:28:06,309 --> 00:28:07,977
-That would be great.
-Okay.
561
00:28:08,061 --> 00:28:10,313
Yes, my treat. Okay.
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