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Today, Paige Owens is coming over to have sex with me, and I'm excited slash

nervous, of course.

At this scene, we're supposed to do, like, two other times, maybe three other

times, but, like, things happen, and that's finally happening.

I'm Sean Elf. For over four years, I've worked as a production assistant on

Poinsettia, handing out deuces and scrubbing some off loveseats.

But now I want to try and make the leap from behind the scenes to performing in

front of the camera as a porn star.

Of course I want to have sex with attractive women, but man, is it anxiety

inducing.

I'm drinking relaxing tea.

I don't know if it actually helps, but, you know, placebo effect.

Hey Paige!

Thanks for making it out!

The way you said, hey Paige, was so fanboy. It's like, hey Paige!

I'm a fan of Paige Owens.

You brought nothing but lube.

Snacks?

There we go. You brought Cetaphil. Do you fake a lot of your own pop? Oh, no.

I just refill travel size things.

actual things that i use like wear what you want to wear but most people like

guidance what if i didn't want to wear anything and i just came like how i am

just how i am i need these you made those panties yeah i like those too but

that well i can fix them i mean that this um did you sew growing up

i mean this could you make me a uh outfit just

maybe i am clearly into lingerie making yeah i made that i made these

holy shit i'm just gonna talk why don't you start your own line why don't you

just think like yeah i do it i do it for fun like just

to like for funsies and like you know i sell things like once a week why do you

have redburn underneath

oh it's not i was actually i was literally finishing sewing last night

it's like a little like oh yeah yeah and

i haven't showered this is what this is your show this is whatever you want to

wear so what would you like i'm secondary nobody cares about me yeah

yeah because if you don't come then i don't get paid

I also have avocado underwear on if you're into that.

Why is there a seed on both halves of that?

These panties are inaccurate.

It's two different halves.

They're abundant in avocados.

Those are like the male ends of the avocados because they have the teeth.

That's kind of sexist. I really can't believe you said that.

Thanks. I really like them. They're very comfortable.

Have you worked with you guys before in your line of work? When you started off

and now that you've actually had some games experience, do you work with you

guys usually?

I've only ever worked with... one new guy, and it was not

good.

I'm nervous for him. Are you nervous?

I'm always nervous shooting with people that I've never shot with before.

Yeah? Yeah. All right, well, I'll let you guys get settled in, and we'll come

back.

Okay, but at least you don't come early.

Hold on a good day

Looks like you guys got the party started without me.

You were taking too long. Are you rolling?

We already had the conversation

and everything, you know.

We could start going over our do's and don'ts right now.

Do have sex with me.

I'm doing missionary for 30 minutes. Yeah, I agree.

And you can watch if you want.

Don't stop.

I don't know. Yeah, I don't like them rough. No, not rough, but, like, you

I get more off on, like, how you squeeze my dick and choke it. Like, hard.

Oh, like that? Yeah.

I just don't like to forget the balls, you know?

It's a very looked -over area.

Also the prostate.

That's the second time you mentioned it.

I like to finger guys' butts. Do you really?

Yeah.

I haven't had a complaint yet.

I can imagine.

I think what she's asking, Sean, is if she can put the fingers in your butt.

no. I think that's what she's asking. That's like a second time thing.

You know, we've got to warm up to it.

There might not be a chemical.

No, I like that. I hate when I'm like, can't. It makes me feel inferior.

Not the only thing that's soft. No.

Not now, but... I was about to say.

I don't think it's very soft.

You're a good night, Bush.

Thank you. I grew up for like two years now.

Two -year -old Bush. That's two -year -old Bush? Yeah.

Wow. Never shaved at all, baby.

Do you like being...

clip to be rubbed on

And then afterwards, I'll probably go down on you because I don't like it to

with the guy coming.

Okay. So I'll come and then I'll go down on you.

But I can either... Jesus Christ.

What were you saying?

You can come on my bush if you want.

Well,

I may come more on your belly button.

That's not too close.

I'm not there yet. I mean, I probably will. We'll get you there. Don't worry.

Next time.

Put a finger in your ass and eat your own cum.

That's how it progresses, don't you know?

No. Because I feel selfish, but.

I love getting the, I just like guys like moaning and like, oh yeah,

it's so hot. It makes my pussy wet. That's how I, that's my like foreplay.

I feel so fucking selfish.

Why?

Can't you tell I, like, enjoy doing it? Yes, I can tell.

Okay.

I'm probably more like you where I'm service

sexual, where I like to get you off, but... I mean, I like to get fucked.

I think I'll take my turn.

It's important to post that.

Little fist bump, fist bump there.

Fist bump, Paige, there you go. All right, good stuff.

All right.

Hey, I'm Paige Ellen.

Hey, and Paige Ellen just had sex with me.

Unfortunately.

It was great.

It was good. We high -fived a bunch.

I felt that there was a lot of high -fiving going on. Kind of like just, you

know, two bros.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We did.

Can we get another high -five on camera right now?

Sure.

Okay, let's give Sean the...

The Yelp review here. Out of five stars.

Where am I going?

I don't know. Okay.

Out of five stars?

Yeah.

Four and a half. Four and a half? Yeah. You would dine here again?

Realistically. Would you recommend a friend?

Yeah. She would go lower than that. No. It's just that I'm here. No!

I am not leaving in pain.

That's true.

Or... I didn't bottom out on the service. Yeah.

I'm not leaving in pain.

I came.

Any tip pointers?

Oh, yeah.

What could I do to improve my score from a two to four and a

half?

I'd say a four and a half.

I know, Brian.

I like to write. We subtract two immediately because that's the two.

here. Yeah.

If you would have said seven, then I'm like, oh, wow. Okay.

Because if you're like, oh, wow, it's off the charts, then we're like, oh,

it actually was good, but now she's good. Yeah, yeah. If you were off the

charts, I'd be like, okay, and then it's maybe a five.

Yeah. But if you're like, oh, it's a four. Also, we haven't officially cut

check yet, so we know where you're being made. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm

truthful. I would lie to you.

I would lie to you. I mean, I wouldn't lie to you.

I wouldn't lie to you. Are you being honest?

I wouldn't lie to you. I would lie to you. I would if I...

If I needed to, but I don't need to. If you had a dick, what would you have done

differently? If it was thicker.

I love John Norman. Oh, I actually knew that about her.

Because she is a size queen. She likes. I'm not a size queen. I just like

thicker cock.

You know what I mean? That's the only thing you can do about that. And it's

with me.

That's why it's a four and a half. A truthful four and a half.