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[MUSIC]

This kid I swear, it's like he doesn't know how to do his own laundry.

All I do is full laundry.

Can't even separate the lights through the darts for me.

Completely useless and times sleep away.

Even more.

I swear, I need to get on top of him or for this kind of stuff.

Like see this, the perfect shirt to win a job is father-bottomist,

that all he wants to do is game I swear.

Just so cute though,

I'll go ask you.

All done.

I've taken the freaking made around here.

I still have a vicious to do.

So much yard mark.

Another round.

Ethan.

Ethan, I have your laundry.

Oh my god, did a tornado swoop through here?

Jesus, the leaves, it's a mess.

Oh the fuck do you think you are?

You're my mom.

You might step on him.

You can't tell me to clean my fucking room.

All you have to do is pick up out yourself.

It's not that hard.

All you have to do is leave my room.

You're not my mom.

You don't need to be in my fucking room.

Oh my gosh.

I will get your father on the phone right now.

My dad doesn't fucking scare me either.

And yeah, you can be part of the family,

but you cannot tell me what to do.

I just need you to clean up back yourself.

I don't want to do this all the time for you.

Let's go get your stuff together.

Get a job, shop playing on your phone, shop playing your games.

No.

Ethan, oh my gosh.

This mess is disgusting.

Look at this shirt right here.

Are you kidding me?

Oh, it smells disgusting.

And look at this shoe right here.

There is a model all over it.

Don't you think you should pick up after yourself?

Oh, you made this mess?

You need to fix it.

Your father is going to be home soon.

I'm calling him right now.

Fuck.

I should be so annoying.

She's so hard.

What a waste.

Please, please, please let me find my step mom but that her stop controlling me.

Please tell her to leave me the fucking little and let's just trying to fuck.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, the fuck was that dream?

Strip your mom, bro.

What the fuck?

It wasn't even a dream?

No, boy.

I gotta try this right now.

No, man, this is gonna work.

I'm gonna do it.

What happened?

What?

Where my clothes?

I'm with.

What is it?

What is it?

What is it?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

You speak to your mom.

Oh, what is it?

What's up?

You're seeing I can explain everything.

Why are you making it?

I'm gonna have my clothes and then they were gone.

I don't know.

Stop looking at me.

Sorry, I'm like a ghost.

It's so embarrassing.

I'm sorry, I'm not seeing you.

I don't know.

You can't see anything to your father about this.

Oh, yeah.

It's so cute.

Get out of your clothes and please.

So you're seeing him.

You're making me so weird.

You're making me so weird.

You and go get something to cover myself.

Don't even need that much.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

Why you can not do anybody?

You might stop right now.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

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.

,

I can't believe I'm doing this.

I honestly don't even do this for your father.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

I'm not going to be a ghost.

[ revitalizes]

Oh, my gosh!

[sighing]

You're gonna scratch my mouth out your father's gonna know...

What the hell you guys want to do?

You can't say anything. Oh my gosh!

Oh, sh*t!

Oh, my gosh! My mom is a boy that I'm a new-duke.

No, no, no, no!

Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!

[sighing]

I can't believe I'm too much.

Oh, my gosh!

[sighing]

[sighing]

[sighing]

Oh, no! Yes, yes, yes, yes!

[sighing]

[sighing]

[sighing]

Oh, no! No! No! No!

[sighing]

[sighing]

Ooh baby, that's better.

Oh yeah, that's better, that's better.

Oh Jamee, come on.

Oh don't hold my foot.

No, no, don't don't come.

Oh come on.

Ooh!

Don't tell your dad and go clean your mess.

Right now.

Okay, okay I'll go right now.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

I'm all the way right to that.

[sighs]

I swear I like to as laundry it.

Ethan, have you picked up your room yet?

Come over here, I want to show you something with the laundry.

You need to separate the darks in the light sheet hard.

You need to turn your pants off to inside out.

Oh.

Is this how mine?

Is this how all my clothes have been disappearing?

What the-

Uh-oh.

This must be where they're going.

I knew it.

I knew he was messing with me.

The wonder why my clothes keep disappearing.

What kind of magic is this?

And I have no one's made, I have not been made anymore.

I have done with this.

You all this odd here.

Please say this isn't what I think it is.

Here we go.

[sighs]

I knew it.

I freaking knew it.

I knew it.

I can't believe it.

Hold on.

Let me try it again.

Let me see if it really- let me see if it really works.

I knew that wasn't crazy.

My skirt too.

I just knew it.

I know he's doing this.

I know it's him.

Let's see if I can do it again.

Oh gosh, should we go?

[gasps]

No, my top two.

He's got to make a plane to do.

He's dead!

Huh?

Let me see what else- I gotta see what else is going on here, ready?

Oh, nervous.

[gasps]

Now the reference of his gun.

What is going on here?

He's dead!

He's dead!

You have a body of a plane to do right now.

Oh, my goodness!

Oh, my goodness!

Oh!

You can believe this.

Oh, yeah, what's up?

Oh, you're naked again. You're ready for round two?

Oh, oh.

That-

Oh, but I can explain the remote.

No!

Even what is this?

What is this thing?

I'm making my clothes disappear. What is this?

I was taking-

I was taking that-

I wish-

I wish-

I don't know-

You wish-

Why can't you-

And I woke up and I had this remote.

That is inappropriate!

It's really not my fault.

I'm thinking about it.

I-

I don't know. I just-

I've seen the way that you two and I know I could treat you better.

Why you so bad?

Even this is inappropriate!

It's not that bad.

I mean, didn't you like it?

I mean-

I didn't enjoy it at all.

Let's be side the points.

Okay?

So pissed right now, I'd say you.

That should seem like shit.

I could-

And I thought you were better.

So why do you upset?

I'm just talking to you.

I just-

I can't deal with this.

What?

You are so lucky.

I don't tell your father about this.

I don't care.

You can tell them.

Listen, I love you and that's not kind of change, okay?

And you two like shit. You deserve better.

You-

You know, like this.

- No like this a little bit.

- This is the first and last time this ever happens.

- Don't see.

(gasping)

(heavy breathing)

(laughing)

(whistling)

(gasping)

(whistling)

(gasping)

- I'm so crazy.

- I know you're having fun.

You're gonna start a good lady.

You have to stay smart for the first time.

(sighing)

I'm trying to hear her crying out.

- Oh, oh.

- Can we listen to those I can do for you?

- Good man, this is really, really.

(laughing)

- You really wanna do this?

(laughing)

- You?

(sighing)

(sighing)

- You okay?

- Let's take care of them.

(sighing)

(sighing)

(sighing)

(sighing)

- Oh, we had to put this between us.

- Oh, we had to put this between us.

(sighing)

- You just got it.

I think you like it.

- I like it.

- I like it.

(sighing)

- You're gonna make something up with me, please.

(sighing)

- No, it's her.

(sighing)

(sighing)

(sighing)

(sighing)

- Yes.

Oh, you're so good.

(sighing)

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(sighing)

- All right, there, all right, go.

(sighing)

(sighing)

Yes, we did it all in one minute, we did it all...

Yes!

Oh... Oh!

(Sneezing)

(Sneezing)

Oh, the way you hear the clearly, I just said that...

Oh, my God, it was so good!

Oh, I can't eat...

Oh, I can't...

Oh, I can't...

Oh, I'm sorry...

Yeah, I'm not gonna let you feel it, I don't have to feel the way my tongue...

(Sneezing)

(Sneezing)

Oh...

Are you kidding me?

Oh, I'm sorry...

(Sneezing)

Oh, I'm sorry...

(Sneezing)

Oh, my God, I can't believe I'm doing this crazy...

Oh, oh...

Yeah...

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Oh...

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Oh, my God, I can't believe it...

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Oh, my God, I can't believe it...

Oh, my God, I can't believe it...

Oh...

Yes, yes, yes, yes...

No...

Oh, I can't believe it...

(Sneezing)

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Oh...

Yeah, I'm not gonna be just like that...

(Sneezing)

Oh, my God, I can't believe it...

Oh, my God, I can't believe it...

(Sneezing)

Oh...

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Oh, my God, I love the way my suns take feels...

(Sneezing)

Oh, my God, I can't believe it...

Oh...

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So happy, my God...

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I'm a little secret...

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I can't believe it...

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Oh my god it's like that touch.

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