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This is a Cal Vista presentation.

For years and years, married couples have had to face the problem of marital

boredom. That's when a husband and wife become tired of each other and want

their own independence.

This is usually followed by jealousy, fights, and finally a divorce.

Dr. Joy Love and her associate, Dr.

Harry Reams, have been doing research in this field.

Their discoveries are now a major breakthrough in the field of marriage

counseling. They have mastered the technique of preventing marital boredom.

Their technique is now the most controversial in their field.

Dr. Eames and Dr.

Love call this treatment the Love Syndrome.

Dr. Love, Dr. Love, do you think the AMA will recognize the Love Syndrome as a

new standard of treatment? No comment. Dr. Love, is it true that you and Dr.

Reams are sleeping together? No comment. Dr.

Love, it's rumored that your video and film data is pornographic.

First persons, please. I have no comment at this moment.

Well, well. Oh, well, if it isn't Dr. Joy Love. What a pleasure it is to see

again. Oh, it's a pleasure to see you again. I can't tell you what a thrill it

is when I found out that Channel X was going to do a special on little old me.

Well, when our board of directors saw some of your research films, they

that we must do a documentary on it.

Now, one of the highlights, of course, will be showing some of your

research films.

Well, what do I do?

Well, for starters, why don't you tell our audience about the love suit?

began over a cup of coffee.

Dr. Harry Raines looked at me, and I looked at him, and then he looked at me

again and said, isn't it a shame that more marriages are breaking up today in

larger percentages than they did when I was a kid?

Well, I must say, this came as a complete revelation to me. But when Dr.

Raines described his relationship with his wife, well, I could almost visualize

it. Shall we roll the film?

told me about his wife now she was a young girl of about 18 years of age and

harry i mean dr rings was afraid that she would become bored with him so he

encouraged her to explore every avenue of sexual excitement this of course is

the theory that the love syndrome is based upon

Let's observe what happens when Harry was able to tune in, as we call it, to

wife's sexual desires.

As you can see, the result was 100 % satisfaction.

That Dr. Ream certainly has one hell of a technique.

has been filmed under strict laboratory conditions.

Funny you should mention that. I was just about to ask you about your field

research. Well, in field research, you never know what might happen.

I see. Could you give us an example of that? Dr.

Reams and I were treating a young couple who were having a great many problems

with their marriage. Well, they were terribly tired of one another.

So we suggested that they might try swing parties or orgy, anything.

perk up their sex life and renew their interest in one another.

Unfortunately, this couple was simply just, well, they were simply too

-laced to try anything out of the ordinary, such as a sexual group

So I suggested that they might try something unusual or strange in their

life. What do you mean, strange places?

Oh, like in a public bathroom or under a table in, say, a restaurant or even...

Sex in the middle of the afternoon. Actually, anything that would break

usual sexual patterns.

Oh, I see. Like, sex in the back of a bus is more arousing because the element

of danger.

Like being caught.

Exactly. Well, anyway, you know what we did?

Yeah? We set up a camera in the husband's office, and we caught the wife

coming in for sex.

Of course, we were terribly pleased that they were following our advice. Of

course.

The funniest thing that happened was we also caught his secretary peeking

through the keyhole. She turned out to be a little nymphomaniac, and she was

getting completely turned on.

Something happened that had both Dr. Reams and myself in a state of shock.

The secretary came in and the couple didn't mind at all.

From what we could see, it looked as if the couple was having a fine time.

Actually, we couldn't see any signs of nervousness. None. None.

Reams and I were so pleased that the couple had followed our advice.

Did you consider that case a complete success?

Oh, yes. Dr. Reams and I were both ecstatic.

I see. And speaking of Dr. Reams, where is he these days?

Oh, he's teaching our methods in Sweden now. The Swedes have taken a great

interest in our work. I understand you've also been doing a lot of research

gay couples. Oh, you mean homosexuals? Yes, we have. And I might add, with

success. Dr.

Reams and I were a young lesbian couple.

Laurie and Jeannie.

They've been together for five years and we're getting very bored. After a few

sessions with us, they began to regain their interest in one another.

Yes, I see. And I believe we have some porn documentary footage of this

particular case, don't we, Doctor?

Yes, we do.

As you can see, this couple is making love as if they had met for the first

time. Oh, Dr.

Reigns is portraying Laurie's male lover. This was Laurie's idea. She had

secret fantasy that Jeannie hide in a closet and what?

You're one of my favorite patients.

I gathered that when you did take the house call. Oh, wow. I figured you must

have had some kind of a special fantasy that you must have caught up and that

you wanted to take care of.

Yes, as a matter of fact, that's exactly where it's at. How can you foresee all

of this in my mind?

Well, I know my physical needs, but you're getting into my brain. What is

Well, I'm your psychiatrist.

I know this fact. I'm looking at your head and body.

Why don't we just find out exactly what that little...

fantasy you had was and we'll see if we can't fulfill it do you think you can do

as well as the last visit i paid you in the office well that remains to be seen

now doesn't it yeah who'd you like to help very

pretty dress thank you

i like brown does that mean anything to you you like brown

Well, that's right. And rust and green and all these... Very earthy colors.

yes. Why don't we get down to flesh?

Very funny.

Oh,

I had a dream last night.

That was the whole bloody night.

Do you ever have a dream that lasted the whole... You know, that you think it

lasted the whole night?

Well, I... Not just a shorty, but like a real...

I want you to do your thing because you do your thing so well.

And if I tell you it's a little too much. You want me to do my thing? Is

why you called me over?

I want you to help me with my thing by doing your thing.

You know what I mean? I see. Did you have anything special that you dreamt

Thank you.

Like this, doctor.

Does it give you any insight into her inner self?

At this time, any conclusions that we might draw would be strictly

Watch the film.

B -A -B -A -B -A -B -A B -A -B -A -B -A -B -A Follow me, I'll show you how

I'm with me. I'm with you.

I'm in motion.

I love you.

Reams and I were both pleased by the results on this particular case.

male homosexual in any of your experiments?

Oh, yes. There was one case that I remember particularly well.

A young male homosexual wanted to be heterosexual.

Oh, Dr. Reams and I found the case fascinating.

We set up an experiment with the young homosexual, Dr.

Reams, and a girl volunteer.

I filmed the experiment.

And we have that film. Let's look at it.

Our patient cooperated to the best of his ability while Dr.

Ream demonstrated what to do. I see, yes.

Did you find the experiment successful?

Well, let's just say it was fairly successful.

enjoy sex with a woman? Well, he said he did, but he couldn't perform 100%. Why

was that?

He said it was because he was nervous. Now, that's a very natural reaction in

such an unfamiliar situation.

Now, was Dr. Reams nervous about this situation?

Oh, well, he was so busy demonstrating sexual technique that, as you can see,

being nervous was the furthest thing from his mind.

There was this one young married woman. She was so bored with her husband, she

couldn't make love to anyone. She had what you might call a sexual hang -up.

what did you do?

Under laboratory conditions, I injected her with a sedative. Then Dr. Reams took

her into one of our therapy rooms.

Well, in her relaxed condition, he was able to help her overcome her hang -up.

I see. Let's roll the film and show the audience exactly what Dr.

Love is talking about.

Thank you.

The therapy room looks just like an apartment.

Of course. We find it very helpful to conduct our experiments in a familiar

environment.

How old did you say that woman was? I didn't, but she's 22.

As you can see, our therapy was top -notch.

We'll be right back.

amazing that you and Dr. Reams achieved such excellent results. Yes, our work

has achieved a lot of critical acclaim.

We have seen the complete workings of the Love Syndrome, a therapy

on the prevention of marital boredom developed by Dr.

Harry Reams and the lovely Dr.

Joy Love, who is standing right next to me. Hello!

Doctor, do you have anything further to add?

Why, yes. As a matter of fact, excuse me, we have some documented footage of a

young newscaster and his wife trying their first threesome. Would you like to

see it? I certainly wouldn't want to miss this one for the world. Roll it,

Charlie!

Thank you.

Oh, my God, that's me and my wife. How the hell did you get this footage?

Trade secret, darling.

No.

No, baby.

Come home, baby.

I need you, baby.

um um

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Dr. Love, for that very interesting footage. And now for a special treat.

cameras are going to follow Mr. and Mrs. Frederick, the young married couple who

suffered from severe marital boredom.

Thanks to Dr. Love and Dr. Reed's Love Syndrome Therapy Program, they are now a

happy, fun -loving couple, enjoying every single moment of their life

of liberty.

And step on it.

Oh,

lick

me. Lick me passionately.

Show me how well you suck.

Oh, more.

Long drink.

Suck my juicy wits. Good thing.

Suck that cock, madam.

Jump up and down in your lap.

Oh, I love it. Stick it into you.

Come on. I'm going to ride you like a horse.

It's going to break me.

Love is in the air everywhere I look around.

Love is in the air every sight and every sound.

And I don't know if I'm being a fool.

Don't know if I'm being wise.

But it's something that I must believe in.

And it's there when I look around. Love is in the air

in the whisper of the tree.

Love is in the air in the thunder of the sea.

And I don't know if I'm just dreaming.

Don't know if I feel safe.

But it's something that I'm believing.

my living.

Love is in the air when the rising of the sun.

Love is in the air when the day is nearly done.

And I don't know if you're in.

Oh, yeah.

Don't know if I see it through.

But there's something that I must believe in.

And you're there when I reach out.

And there you have it, the love syndrome therapy treatment. It speaks for

itself, 100 % effective in the curing of marital boredom. This is Chet Akron's

reporting.

Fuck the show.

I'd rather suck cock.

Me too.

Love is in the air Everywhere I look around

Love is in the air Every sight and

every sound

And I don't know if I'm being fooled.