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[in penguin voice] And after the battle,

they had all the breakfast burritos

-they could ever want! -[Mariposa giggling]

The end!

[babbling]

Okay. That's enough goofing off.

Time for bed.

Good night, Meteora.

[hisses] Goo!

It's really great you two get along so well.

Good night, Mariposa.

Sweet dreams.

Marco.

Hekapoo? What the heck are you doing here?

I need to talk to you about the--

Shh! Shh! Not in front of the babies!

Mariposa and Meteora just fell asleep!

What are you, Eclipsa's baby-sitter?

I am Eclipsa's favorite baby-sitter,

and I think it's nice that she and Globgor

are having a night out after 300 years.

Just listen, all right?

I shouldn't even be telling you this,

but I have a feeling some bad stuff

is about to go down on Mewni.

Well, that sounds ominous.

Okay, I know you like to "get involved"

because you "care,"

but trust me.

Stay. On. Earth.

Ow.

Stay on Earth.

Uh.

Star! Hekapoo just gave me this really cryptic warning

about bad things happening on Mewni.

Have you heard anything about that?

[spits] Noooo...

But we should probably ask Eclipsa the-- Oh!

I promised I'd send her a picture of the babies together!

Quietly, they're asleep!

Li'l baabieess!

[both gasp]

[Star] Hekapoo left her portal open!

Why's it so quiet?

-[gasps] -Oh, my gosh!

[dramatic music]

Do you think... ?

Uh-huh. I think.

Oh, no, how long has it been?!

I don't know! Five minutes?! Ten?!

They could be grandmas by now! Let's go!

[gulp]

[both grunting]

What happened here?

[Marco] Who knows?

It's been centuries since we were last here.

Oh, hot Marco, where do we even start looking?

[fairy squeals]

-[rumbling] -[Star whimpering]

[zapping]

Aaaah! Brunzettaaa!

You look so cool! Duh!

Did you miss me?

I'm sorry, who are you again?

[clink]

Brunzetta, my sister is missing!

Do you know anyone that can help me find her?

Hmmm. Old Irma.

The sage who lives just past that mountain range.

We can get there by midday if we leave now.

Oh, uh, we'd love to have you, Brunzetta,

but this is kind of a family affair.

Wait, did you summon me all the way out here

just to ask for directions?

No! I-- I also...

One thing I...

[panting]

I value your friendship!

Rude.

[zap]

Ugh! How could I be so irresponsible?

This is no place for babies!

[screech]

-[screech] -Yah!

I'm a terrible brother.

Cliff.

[old crone voice] Who's there?

Old crone, we come in search of two girls.

One a half-monster with clovers on her cheeks,

the other a human girl with a mole like this.

Have you seen them?

-[wind whistling] -Who wants to know?

I'm the mole-girl's older brother,

and she's the half-monster's distant cousin,

or-- or something.

Hey, she knows magic! Aaah!

-Ooh! -[evil cackling]

[gasp] Is that...

a butterfly?

Mariposa?

Intruders! Prepare to meet your demise!

-Aah! -Huh!

Oof!

Wait! You're a magic user, too?

Yeah?

We don't see many of your kind around here.

[gasp] Meteora!

What if they're telling the truth?

That guy and I do have the same mole.

Hmmm. I call for a sister meeting.

[whispering]

Ugh! Fine!

Greetings. I'm Bork.

And this is Grobb.

Those aren't your real names.

Please, allow us to properly apologize

by offering you some food.

Our cave is this way.

Food? Oh-ho! Don't mind if I do!

Uhh... can I help you?

I don't know why,

but something about you

makes me angry!

[uncomfortable laugh]

Yeah.

[Star] That was some pretty sweet magic

you used back there!

Oh, thanks.

The old women of the mountain found us as babies

and taught me all of their spells.

Now that they've all died,

it's my job to protect us,

since Bork can't do magic.

She can still kick butt though!

Like that time you wrestled that giant mud-fly!

I chopped off all the legs

and drained the putrid goo from its body!

And then it kind of exploded.

But I managed to save the goo!

[sighs] That was the last good meal we had that winter.

Yeah, it's not easy surviving in this dimension.

Why did you abandon us here?

We didn't abandon you!

We came as soon as we could,

but time works differently here.

We're here now though!

You can finally come home!

Oh, yeah! Heh.

I can't wait to see what Earth is like!

But first, soup's on! Who's hungry?

Oh oh oh! Me me me! It's me! I'm hungry!

What is this?

[Teen Mariposa] Skin flakes and garlic spider chow!

[slurp]

[swallows]

Yummy.

[gulping down soup]

Ahhhh, really takes me back!

Though I always used to add more garlic spiders.

Ugh!

Mmm. You sure this will work?

It better!

[both panting]

Uh, so heavy.

Wyscan the Granter, we summon you!

[loud scraping, heavy thud]

Come for a trade, girls?

We captured a magical creature.

We'll give it to you in exchange

for giving me magical powers, just like Grobb.

What an intriguing proposal.

Very well. Feed me the magic girl.

Eww.

Okey-dokey.

Wait wait wait wait wait wait.

He's just gonna eat her?

Well, yeah, seems pretty straightforward.

Magic girl goes in, magic powers come out.

Yeah, but I didn't think it would be so,

I don't know, creepy.

Mariposa, you don't need magic.

You need to come home with me!

I'm not going anywhere with you!

You're not my brother!

Even if I weren't, this is wrong.

I think you know that.

Err! What's taking so long over there?

I've changed my mind.

I thought we had a deal.

And baby's hungry!

[slurping]

If you want the girl,

you'll have to fight us for her!

Ugh, fiiiine.

Come at me, or whatever.

I got this!

Haah!

[stomach growling]

-[slurp] [burp] -Oops!

Pardon my manners.

-What?! -I got it! Cupcake blast!

Oooh! [chuckling] Strawberry!

Stop! He eats magic!

We have to beat him the old-fashioned way.

Oh, the old-fashioned way, hmm?

Don't mind if I do!

Let's go!

Raaaaaaah!

Mariposa!

Hoo! Hah! Hah hah hoo!

Hah! Huh!

Aaah!

Oof! Hah!

Ooh, you're fun!

Raaah!

[Marco grunting]

You know, Bork actually kicked my butt once.

Yeah, Marco is pretty tough, too.

Yaah!

[grunts]

Ohh!

Huh? Hey--

[whispering]

[Wyscan] Oh oh oh ohh!

Something you'd like to share with the class?

Don't keep me waiting, now.

Hah!

-Hey! Stand still! -Hah!

-[grunts] -Now!

Hope you like garlic spiders!

Uhh!

Oop!

[heaving sounds]

[laughing]

I actually rather like garlic.

Spiders, on the other hand, ruin everything.

Ugh, take your Magic Girl and go, you awful children.

[whimpering] They're still crawling! Why?!

[slam]

-Yeah! -Yeah-heh-heh-heh!

Not bad, dude!

Not bad yourself, sis!

Watch it! You may be a good fighter,

but you're still not my brother.

What's... what's that on your necklace?

Huh?

Hey!

[in penguin voice] And after the battle,

they had all the breakfast burritos

-they could ever want! -They could ever want!

[gasp] You are my brother!

Come home, Mariposa.

We can be a family again.

A family?

Wait, wait, wait.

Does this mean we'll turn back into babies?

Well, yeah.

But you'll have loving parents,

a safe home to grow up in.

And, Grobb! You get to live in a castle

with servants and a weird knight who does all your laundry!

But we don't need a castle.

And I already have a home.

Grobb and I have built a life together,

and I don't want to lose that.

Yeah. Thanks for coming out here and all,

but I think we're gonna pass.

Marco, what are we gonna do?

I... I don't know.

What about food?

-Huh?! -Huh?!

We, uh, got all kinds of food.

You got, like, different flavors of spiders?

You don't have to eat spiders where we're going!

You can eat waffles, nachos, sushi...

If you wanted to,

you could eat breakfast burritos all day!

Wait a minute, breakfast burritos are food?

If you come home with us,

you'll have all the food you could ever dream of!

-Oh-ho! -[gasps]

Will we get to grow up together again?

We'll make sure of it.

Let's go home.

[Marco, whispering] Good night, Meteora.

Good night, Mariposa.

[cooing]

♪ She's a princess winning battles ♪

♪ Through the break of dawn ♪

♪ Don't worry when it's night ♪

♪ 'Cause she will keep the lights on ♪

♪ Ohh, there goes a shining star ♪

-♪ Evil won't deter her ♪ -♪ No, sir! ♪

♪ 'Cause magic flows through her ♪

♪ Star Butterfly ♪

♪ She is a shining sta-a-r ♪