Original subtitles

And this, Mariposa, is Britta's Tacos.

[blowing raspberries]

No, no no no no. It's pronounced "tacos."

"Ta-cos."

I had trouble with it, too.

I am so pumped!

All I need is 50 more punches

on my Frequent Eater card,

then I'll win...

the mystery prize!

[gasp] I hope it's a t-shirt!

For 200 tacos, it better be a lot cooler than a t-shirt.

I think it's a shirt.

All right, Mariposa, I got your bottles,

your teddy, and your diaper bag.

So what are we doing today, besides eatin' tacos?

Do?

Summers are all about relaxing and doing nothing.

Ohh, okay.

After the year I've had, nothing is all I want to do.

I'm gonna get some tacos.

Tacos sound good.

[struggling]

Cloudyyyyyyy!

Aaah!

Welcome to Britta's Tacos.

Sensei?

And Oskar!

Hey.

What are you doing here?

Dude, I've been working here for the last six months.

But you'd know that if you hadn't just up and left.

I see you're a dad now. Figures.

Classic Mango.

Classic Mango.

Dude! This is-- This is my sister.

Oooh, I get it.

You're hiding it from Jackie.

Don't worry, your secret is safe with me.

I'm not hiding anything!

This is my sister.

And even if she wasn't,

there's no drama between me and Jackie!

[sigh] Can I just get ten tacos?

Hey, weren't we supposed to hang out, like, last summer?

Yeah. Guess so.

Whatcha been up to?

I got a job at Britta's Tacos.

Niiiice.

If I just pace myself,

I should have no problem knocking back all 50 tacos today.

That's four down.

Ugh, it's gonna be a long day.

Why don't you just have someone else eat them?

[mews]

All you need are the punches.

Aw, yeah!

[Southern California accent] Five lengua tacos, extra lengua.

Uh, excuse me. Could I have your punches?

-All right, kid! -All right, kid!

No, no, no! Your Loyalty Card punches!

I'm trying to get the mystery prize.

I dunno, man, I really wanna punch you!

C'mon, guys, can you say no to this?

[babbles]

Whoa! How could I say no to the father of such a cute baby?

Father? Oh, no, I'm, uh-- Never mind.

Awwww!

That mystery prize is as good as mine!

So you mean to tell me, I can't get apple slices with my que-sa-dill-a?!

Teachers? Oh no no no no.

I just ditched an entire year of school

while we were in Mewni!

Push me under the table, Marco!

-What? -Just do it.

Okay! Geez!

Well, well, well, Mr. Diaz!

Getting along well without an education?

Uh-uh-uh!

Read it and weep!

I got my diploma and everything.

Eww!

Oh, no!

Put that official business away, Marco!

It's summer!

Crandle?!

Did you follow me from Mewni?!

I don't know what a Mewni is.

I'm just here in Echo Creek

helping kids find their lifelong posts.

Uh, careers. Good lifelong careers.

Relax, m'boy! It's summer!

Well, since everything is cool,

can I have your punches?

Yeah, sure!

Okey-dokey.

Heh heh heh. I'm never going to school.

[ominous music]

[heavy breathing]

-Star! -Aaaah!

I thought you'd never come back to me!

Selfie!

And pout!

Now smolder!

If we're gonna do this, Mama needs a horchata.

Marco! Earth money!

Whoa! Nice baby!

Thanks.

I'm posting this right now!

Wait, oh, Marco, is it cool if I post this?

You know, because Jackie might see it.

Uh, yeah, of course. Why not?

Some people get really awkward when they run into an ex.

You know, it's, like, drama!

-[thud] -Oh!

Oops!

It could get really weird!

Everything's totally great between Jackie and me.

No weirdness here!

Oh, that's good! 'Cause it's Taco Tuesday.

Jackie always comes to Taco Tuesdays.

Well, I look forward to seeing her.

I gotta go to the bathroom.

-[splash] -Ahh!

What does Starfan know?

It's not gonna be weird to see Jackie.

We're friends.

I thought me and my ex were cool.

But last year, I ran into her at this very taco stand.

It was terrifying!

And she threatened to squeeze hot sauce into my eye!

And I've been hiding out in this here stall ever since.

Well, that's you, man.

Jackie and I, we had a healthy relationship.

Yeah? Well, why'd you break up then?

Oh, well, you know,

'cause she thought I was in love with my best friend.

Oh, brah, that's, like, way worse than what I did.

Oh, no! I was a terrible boyfriend.

-[Starfan] Yoo-hoo, Marco! -[pounding]

Guess who's here?! You have a visitor!

Marco!

[whispers] Jackie!

[Starfan] Marco! Marco! Marco! Marco! Marco!

Great work, Star!

Yeah. Yeah, you bet.

[Ferguson and Alfonso] Hey, Marco!

-Huh? -Ha ha ha! Marco!

It's so good to see you.

Are you all right, man?

You look a little freaked.

No, no, I'm fine.

I mean, I just thought you guys

were maybe Jackie or something.

Jackie? Naw, last I heard, she was studying abroad in France,

so I don't think she'll be coming by anytime soon.

I mean, unless she wants a taco.

Ha! Say hello to our new D and D group!

What up?

These guys play D and D?

Oh, being a nerd has gotten super cool since you've left.

Special delivery from Star!

-What the heck?! -[giggles]

Cool, Star and Marco had a baby!

No! It's not our baby--

Aw, cool! Star's here!

Guys, this is the one I was telling you about.

She does real magic.

Hey, Star!

Can you conjure a unicorn stampede?

Awww, unicorns.

Sorry, guys, she's kinda busy at the moment doing nothing.

See? Just like an old cat!

[crazed laughter]

I could do this all day!

Here's 30 tacos and 30 punches.

I'm getting really close!

Thanks for the punches, guys.

Naw, sure thing, Marco!

Hey, I'll see ya!

Gotta go crush some elves!

I'm sure we'll see you really soon though!

[crunch]

[swallows, exhales]

I just need two more punches.

Ohh! Why hasn't anyone else come by?

This is more of a lunch place, actually.

Wait! Janna!

She can get me a few punches, I bet!

Hold on there, bro.

Janna isn't welcome around here anymore!

She's banned for life!

Ugh!

Looks like it's up to you, Diaz.

Let's get this over with.

[babbling]

Two tacos, please.

Bad news, Marco.

You bought us out of every ingredient.

All we have to make tacos with

are these home grown Echo Creek white hot pain peppers.

[urp]

Haven't those been outlawed in, like, 16 states?

What am I? A cop?

Embrace the pain!

[sigh] Nah, man, I'm done.

My quest for the mystery prize is a bust.

Two punches! I just needed two!

Ow! Ow! Huh?!

You want chips on the side?

Jackie? I thought you were...

Hi!

Aww, who's this little lady?

Looks like you've been busy.

She's not mine!

I mean... she's-- she's mine,

just not, mine mine.

She's my sister.

[laughs] Classic Diaz.

Oh, hey, I've got somebody I'd like you to meet.

Bonjour!

Chloe. Meet Marco!

Oh, hi! How do you guys know each other?

We met in France.

She taught me all about the beauty of French architecture

and how to do sweet parkour off it.

Montre-lui, Chloe!

D'accord!

She's so cool.

Voila!

Now I'm showing her

the coolest of Echo Creek life--

skateboarding and pain pepper tacos!

Pain pepper tacos?

Hey, if you give me your two punches,

I'll buy them for you.

Dude, Diaz! What a gentleman.

Ready for ze pain?

[together] Un, deux, trois!

-Aah! -Oh, that's unreal!

Oh, my gosh, it's so spicy!

-[laughing] -[Chloe] It's so brilliant!

Well, Marco, thanks for the tacos.

It's really nice to see you.

Really? 'Cause I wasn't sure if things were cool between us.

Of course things are cool, bro.

You just bought us tacos.

I don't know.

I was in the bathroom, thinking about life,

and it dawned on me:

Marco, you were a terrible boyfriend to Jackie.

And you're Jackie.

[laughing]

What?

Nothing. You're just the best.

Look, as boyfriends go, you were pretty standard.

But you always knew how to make me laugh.

Standard?

You're not just saying that?

Look, I learned a lot about myself in France,

and we just weren't the best match.

And that's okay.

It doesn't mean we can't be friends.

Yeah, that's what I was hoping.

[sobbing]

-That's sooo beautiful! -[slapping]

Okay, Marco, well, we better get going.

Bye, Star!

Bye, Jackie!

Now, she's a special girl, Marco.

Make sure you don't mess that one up.

Stay amazing.

Au revoir.

Bye.

[gasp] Marco's got all 50 punches!

Prize! Now!

Sorry, the prize has been stolen.

[nervous laugh]

What?! Well, what was it?!

A t-shirt.

Said "Britta's Tacos" on it.

Pretty sweet.

You know, the real prize was getting to see all our friends.

[heavy breathing]

Friends!

[urp]

I think I just threw up a little bit.

♪ She's a princess winning battles ♪

♪ Through the break of dawn ♪

♪ Don't worry when it's night ♪

♪ 'Cause she will keep the lights on ♪

♪ Ohh, there goes a shining star ♪

-♪ Evil won't deter her ♪ -♪ No, sir! ♪

♪ 'Cause magic flows through her ♪

♪ Star Butterfly ♪

♪ She is a shining sta-a-r ♪