Original subtitles

[Star] Now that Seahorse is in prison for Queennapping Eclipsa,

Ponyhead thinks he's hot again.

But he's in jail.

They're never going to see each other!

-[clattering] -Hey! Glossaryck!

Glossaryck!

What?!

What are you doing?!

Uh, shopping for antiques.

No, you're not! This stuff is mine!

This is my secrets closet.

You don't get to shop in here!

Ohhh! Oh, I get it.

You-- You think that I'm the only person

who takes things out of your closet.

[laughing]

[laughing harder]

What are you talking about?

[laughing]

[gasp]

Oh, no!

The book piece is missing!

Who would need--

[gasp] Eclipsa!

Whoop!

[gasp]

[laughs]

Oh, you.

What took you so long?

I had to find the perfect box for your gift.

Oh, no, no, wait!

I'm taking you to a secret place.

[kiss]

[scraping]

Globgor, dear.

Oh! Yeah, of course.

Ha ha!

Whoop!

Oh, I like your earrings.

Thank you. They're new.

Wow. It's so peaceful out today.

I know.

No unsuspecting fishermen,

no beefy loggers.

I don't even hear any miners.

Too bad.

I used to get so many rubies stuck in my teeth.

[laughing] If I'd kept eating those miners, I'd be rich!

Ha ha ha!

It's a joke! It's a joke!

'Cause I'd never eat another Mewman,

even if it made me rich! Hee hee!

Uh, that was a terrible joke.

But you are a very good vegetarian.

Yeah. Well, it took me a while to get the hang of it.

You thought leeks were the same as leeches.

I mean, they still sound the same.

I mean, leeks, leech. Leeks, leech, you know?

And you thought potatoes were a type of rock!

It's a miracle you said yes to a second date.

Well, by then, I'd made up my mind anyway.

[bump]

My Lady.

Don't call me that.

Can we do the shoulder thing?

Whoaaa!

Wheee!

Ha ha ha!

So exhilarating!

Okay, my turn!

Oh, all right.

[both] One, two, three!

Yeah!

Whoo!

Ahh! How'd you know that was there?

I have some surprises, too.

-[strumming] -♪ When the sun has set ♪

♪ And the night has come ♪

♪ We'll creep out the garden ♪

♪ And go have some fun ♪

♪ 'Cause all I wanna do ♪

♪ Is sneak around Mewni with you ♪

♪ And all I want to see ♪

♪ Is you sneaking around next to me ♪

♪ I don't care if it's wrong or right ♪

♪ I'd do anything for one more night ♪

♪ Dawn breaks, our night fades away ♪

♪ Someday we'll get to stay ♪

♪ We'll get to stay ♪

♪ No more sneaking around ♪

♪ One day we'll ♪

♪ Have our day ♪

♪ We'll have our day ♪

♪ Have our day ♪

♪ Have our day ♪

I hope you like our spot.

Made it extra special today.

Ta-da!

Wait. Where is everything?

I had a picnic basket and a lawn blanket.

I made salads and lemonade!

Who-- Who would've done this?

I bet it was those miners.

Greedy little buggers!

They took our picnic for themselves!

Um, dear, you might want to...

[footsteps thudding]

Rrr! How's the salad, you little thieves?!

Knock knock. I know you're in there!

Come out!

Ah! Gotcha!

Oh, dear.

[grunting]

Ha! You thought it was a miner, huh?

Get it?! That's a joke!

'Cause I'd never do that!

Anymore!

Oh, Globby, you might want to tone down your jokes.

[thudding]

It's beautiful.

Yeah. Too bad it's not real.

How long have you known?

Well, I mean, this place is usually crawling with Mewmans.

Where are the Mewmans?

And then there's that.

[heroic fanfare]

What... is it?

That's Bananahat Musclewhale.

I'm afraid I don't know who that is.

[Globgor] Bananahat Musclewhale was the last crusader

against the evil tyranny of Lord Rygax,

Wizard Overlord of the kingdom.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Lord Rygax?

Yeah, but listen.

Bananahat Musclewhale was unprepared

for the Enchanted Skaddlings

that Rygax mind-controlled to do his bidding,

and Bananahat fell to their awesome powers,

leaving Lord Rygax to run the kingdom into darkness...

forever.

I missed this part of Mewni history.

This isn't Mewni history.

It's from my mind!

I created Bananahat when I was a little boy.

Oh. Makes sense.

Wait. Are we in my mind right now?

Yes.

Ohh!

That's creepy, boo!

I thought you'd be happy to see me.

Well, I am, but I don't wanna be in my mind!

I mean, where's my body?

Your body is still trapped inside of one of Rhombulus' crystals.

Bummer.

Then where are you?

Well, I'm free, basically.

So how'd you get in here?

I used a spell.

And, uh, Meteora?

She's wonderful!

She has my eyes and your beautiful fangs,

and she just learned how to crawl on the ceiling!

That's adorable!

It's less adorable when she vomits from up there.

That's my girl!

I wish I could see her.

You can.

What do you mean?

Mm!

My mother created a spell that'll break your crystal,

and I've done all of the steps,

except for the last.

All that's left is for me to pull the ribbon

from the beak of this rooster to make it crow.

Then you'll be set free.

You're so weird.

Are you ready to see your daughter?

Of course! But I don't know.

I mean, don't the Mewmans still hate me?

You're... controversial.

Even if the people let me come back,

they'd just be waiting for me to mess up.

And maybe I'm still not over what happened.

Maybe I'd prove them right somehow.

I want you with us.

Can you tell me without a doubt

that the kingdom is ready for me?

[sigh] I don't know.

When the kingdom is ready, you'll know.

Then maybe I'll be ready, too?

I hate it when you're right.

[sigh]

So looks like the book is back.

Oh! You got Glossaryck's silkworms

sliming it back together!

And what do ya know?

It's turned to that Crystal Pulverizing Spell.

Star, I can explain.

So when's he coming out?

He's not. He's not ready.

The kingdom isn't ready.

Yeah, no doi!

You stole that piece of the book from my closet.

Yes.

[sigh] How did you even know it was there?

I may have gone inside your mind.

That is... so creepy, Eclipsa.

Yes, people keep saying that.

Is there any way you can forgive me?

Are you seriously worried about what I think?

Eclipsa, why don't you ever worry about what your people think?

My people? They haven't even given me a proper coronation.

That's your excuse?

Okay, fine.

I'll give you a coronation.

What?

Yup. That's right.

Then they'll have to accept you,

and you will have to lead them.

Maybe then you'll think twice

before you get up to all this witchy stuff again.

[sigh]

Yes, I suppose you're right.

I know what it's like to miss someone when...

when you love them.

You do crazy things.

All right. Glad we had this talk.

[groans]

♪ She's a princess winning battles ♪

♪ Through the break of dawn ♪

♪ Don't worry when it's night ♪

♪ 'Cause she will keep the lights on ♪

♪ Ohh, there goes a shining star ♪

- ♪ Evil won't deter her - ♪ No, sir! ♪

♪ 'Cause magic flows through her ♪

♪ Star Butterfly ♪

♪ She is a shining sta-a-r ♪