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Coo. Coo.

Coo coo coo.

Coo-coo!

[all cooing]

Is-Is this a bad time?

Oh, Janna. [chuckles]

You'll have to pardon me.

I'm just brushing up on my pigeon

for the dinner party tonight with the rich pigeons.

Thank you for offering to babysit.

[baby talk]

Hey, anything for the Queen of Darkness.

I would've asked M-A-R-C-O,

but I get the sense she doesn't like him very much.

Yeah, who can blame her? Marco!

[roars]

[chuckles] Exactly.

Ooh. She really does take after her father, doesn't she?

You be good, my darling.

I'll be back by 8:00.

If you're not, I charge double for overtime.

Well, let the babysitting begin.

[video game beeping]

[giggling]

-[Glossaryck] Psst! Meteora. -Hmm?

Down here.

Hello, Princess.

[exclaims]

Oh, geez.

You would not believe the day I've had today.

[exclaims]

Oh! Oh, yeah, yeah. My arm.

Just a little boo-boo. Nothing to really worry about.

[sobbing]

Oh, no, no, no. Don't cry.

Your buddy Glossaryck's okay. Look. Look.

I've got another arm. Plus I've got a silly hat.

[baby talk]

Now, as your guide

to all magical matters,

are you ready to continue our lessons?

-[exclaims happily] -Have you been practicing

the "dip down" exercises I taught you?

Dee-daa!

No, no. A little longer

and a little louder.

Di-i-i-i-i-i...

No, no, no. That-That's all wrong.

It's just "dip down." Two short words.

Di-i-i-i-i-i...

No. Now-Now you're just getting louder.

No, no. No, no, no, no, no.

I know how much joy this brings you.

Let's get going.

[exclaims]

Wait. Wait! Don't go in there without me.

-[game beeping] -[muttering]

Oh! Triple burger bonus! Yes!

Welcome...

to the Plains of Time.

To complete your lesson, we got to go back in time.

And we need Father Time for that.

[exclaims]

Oh, yes. Yes, yes.

I can go back in time.

But I can't take a passenger with me.

That's why we need Father Time.

Where is he?

[wind gusting]

[ticking]

[baby talk]

Yes, of course I knew he wasn't going to be here.

If he was here, it would've been easy,

and you wouldn't learn anything.

[baby talk]

Um, sure, there's another way to time travel.

I just, uh...

I really don't want to see Reynaldo today.

[baby talk]

Reynaldo the Baldpate,

ferryman of the River of Time.

Uh... Okay.

Let's just get it over with.

Look, look, he's gonna talk and stuff.

Uh, just... don't interact, okay?

[exclaims]

All right, Meteora, pull up a seat.

This might take a while. Sometimes--

[cries out] You know what?

Never mind! He's here!

For passage through my timely sea,

this question you must answer me.

Who speaks in rhyme and wanders time

with none to call his family?

No phone calls, cards or--

Thank you, Reynaldo. Please be quiet. Just,

we're in a hurry, and we need to get going.

What doth bring you to my land?

A passage through time, swift and grand?

Up-bup-bup-bup! We don't have time for riddles today.

Princess Meteora and I need to go back.

An inch, a pinch, the years unravel.

How far dost thou wish to travel?

The length of something short and flat,

-or perhaps something-- -We just need to go...

to the Age of Butterflies.

With haste we must depart this place

and skim the flow of time and space.

Away we go and briskly float.

We ride, us three, upon a...

Boat.

And boom goes the dynamite.

At this point, I don't even know what you're getting out of this.

What's dank and musky like a foot

and falls apart when overcooked?

In soups and stews this foulness lingers.

If you must touch, don't smell your fingers.

Meteora, I really must apologize.

Father Time's wheel would've been so much faster

and less... Reynaldo.

But why don't you practice your "dip-down"

while we're waiting?

Dee-daa! [exclaims]

Dee-daa! Dee-daa!

Okay, that's good.

But try it with more emotion.

[exclaims]

A-All right. You're getting closer.

I can fill a room or just one heart.

I cannot be shared, only apart.

-What am I? -Loneliness.

Ah. You want to get back on the Magical High Commission.

-[whinnies] -I don't think so, Reynaldo.

The riddle thing, it's... Look.

Just because I created the commission doesn't mean they listen to me.

[sighs]

You have arrived at the time you seek.

Okay, great. Thank you!

Come on. Let's go, Meteora.

Bye.... Dad.

[groans] Oh, my goodness.

They keep you well fed, don't they.

All right. Are you ready for your lesson?

'Cause we're he... Oh, no.

-Waa! Waa! -Waa! Waa!

Waa! Waa!

[shuddering]

Wh-Where are we?

Who are we?

[groans] Reynaldo brought us back too far.

Let's go, Meteora.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Do you...

Do you know who we are?

Uh... yes.

Can you help us?

[groans] Fine.

Let's just do the abbreviated version here.

A long time ago arrived the first settlers of Mewni.

That's you.

-Wow! -Whoa!

A modest people with noble pursuits--

life, liberty and... corn.

The end.

Oh.

One more thing. Mind if I borrow your rattle?

[yawns]

Eenie, meenie, Mewni, moe.

Okay, you, Moe. Here you go.

Uh...

Ooh!

Congratulations!

-You can do magic with that thing. -Okay.

Come on, Meteora. We've got to hitch another ride with my weird son.

Oh, and another one more thing.

There's a storm coming,

so y'all might want to huddle around that stump.

[thunder crashes]

Through darkness, slumbers,

toils, solemnly alone,

no game of catch, no father, no home.

-Hey, Reynaldo? -Father!

Yeah. Can we just go forward in time a bit? Thanks.

Thou makest haste like wind, we shall arrive and--

[Glossaryck] Oh, geez, just go. Just go.

[sighs] Here's a free extra lesson for you--

Don't have children. [chuckles] Oh, looks like we're here.

Boss, is this really necessary?

Rasticore, if you're too weak for this,

you'll never survive against a Mewman.

Do it.

[screaming]

Oh. It's kinda tingly.

Great. On to the last part of your lesson.

Now, they may have magic,

but we are invincible.

-[Glossaryck] Hey, Toffee! -Who said that?

Oh. Hello again.

Sorry for interrupting your weird meeting,

but I'm trying to teach this little girl a lesson.

What are you trying to teach her? How to get your arm broken?

[all laughing]

[baby talk]

Yep, that's the bad boy who broke my arm.

-[snarls] -Whoa. Hold your horses.

I'm sure Toffee had a good reason for doing what he did.

You were making that stupid leaf hat, so I snapped your arm.

Okay. Not the best reason.

But that doesn't mean he has to keep doing terrible things.

If he did, he'd... break my other arm.

Oh, that's a good idea.

[exclaims, snarling]

Maybe that baby isn't the one who needs to be taught a lesson.

Maybe we came to teach you.

Well, what are you going to teach me?

[shouts]

Okay. That's enough, Meteora.

-Meteora! -[giggles]

-[thud] -[giggles]

[gasps]

See? This is the threat of magic.

This is what we're at war against.

I guess you learned two lessons today--

how to "dip down,"

and that jerks like him never learn.

[exclaims]

-[electronic beeping] -Not again!

Ugh. Now I got to restart from the pickle factory.

[electronic beeping]

-[door opens] -Oh, hey.

How did it go? Any trouble?

Yeah, I keep getting stuck on this one jump on level 43.

-Oh, come on! -Dee-daa!

Did she just say "Daddy"?

-[giggling] -Did you just say "Daddy"?

Oh, my darling!

Oh, what a genius!

You know,

I think magic's in pretty good hands.

♪ She's a princess ♪

♪ Winning battles Through the break of dawn ♪

♪ Don't worry When it's night ♪

♪ 'Cause she will keep The lights on ♪

♪ Oh, there goes A shining star ♪

♪ Evil won't deter her ♪

♪ 'Cause magic Flows through her ♪

♪ She's a shining star ♪