Original subtitles

[breeze blowing]

Hello, honey!

[chatting]

[laughing]

[contented sigh]

Aah! Oof!

[Villagers arguing]

-This is everybody's river! -No, no!

It's everybody's river!

Thursdays are my day to do the laundry!

I never agreed to that!

What is going on here?

Carl is stinking up the river with his dirty laundry

when he's knows it's my day to do the wash!

Water is free, man!

Not when it's full of your dirty underpants!

[Carl] This water is for everyone.

[man] This is our day for washing, not yours!

Moon, can you use your magic to make more water?

I have a better idea!

This chart clearly shows everyone's turn to do laundry,

so there won't be any more confusion.

Thank you, Moon!

You're so good at coming up with solutions!

Now, I'm sure you're all perfectly capable of--

[Carl] Whenever we had problems with the monster village,

Eclipsa was all, "Love it or leave it, man."

Really? She said that?

Well, no. We never actually talked to her or anything.

But why would we?

Yeah, everyone knows she only cares

about her precious monsters!

-[Queen Moon] Hmm. -Not like you though!

This is so much better than living in New Monsterton!

Or in the ruins of Butterfly Castle!

I heard that place is a real deathtrap nowadays.

Well, if there's nothing else I can help you with...

Uh, Jeremiah and I have the same jacket,

and he keeps wearing it whenever I do.

I bought mine first!

Um...

And my husband never takes out the recycling!

We don't have recycling!

We don't even have a garbageman!

Also, we need garbagemen!

[villagers all shouting requests]

Hm, hm. Hmm...

Hmm.

[squeaking]

I said hold still!

Uh, I think I have to go back to Butterfly Castle.

What? Why?!

To get my day planner.

These yurt people need structure!

Maybe if I organize them just this once,

I'll have some peace and quiet.

But, but, but... noooo!

I like how carefree our life has become since we moved here.

Look! I'm becoming an accomplished painter!

Uh-huh.

Moon Pie, it was your job

to take care of others for so long.

Maybe it's time you were a little selfish!

Also, according to the Maisley kids,

Butterfly Castle is haunted!

Eclipsa put a curse on it.

Well, which is it? Haunted or cursed?

I think it was cursed with a haunting.

Oh, wait, no, it was haunted with a curse!

Or maybe it's just a ghost that curses at you.

You know what, I'm gonna go double-check with the Maisleys!

Great, while you go do that, I'm going to get my planner.

Be careful!

Don't talk to any ghosts!

They curse at you!

Hey, check out all these great doorknobs I got.

Great! Put 'em in the fire!

Whoo! A customer!

Me? No, no, no, no!

Say! You look like Queen Moon!

It's just "Moon" now, thanks.

Queen Moon! Can I interest you in a sack of doorknobs?

Um, no.

Or this giant centipede?

No! I'm just going to the castle.

I don't need... paraphernalia.

The castle? That place gives me the creeps!

It's definitely haunted.

No, I'm pretty sure it's cursed.

No, man, it's haunted.

[sigh] I'm just going to get my day planner.

It shouldn't take more than five minutes.

[man] Did someone say "day planner"?

Boy, have I got a planner for you.

Oh, more stuff, delightful.

Look at that, it's Hazel's birthday today.

Who is Hazel?

I dunno, but her friend sure had a nice day planner!

Trade you for some doorknobs!

No! That's stolen!

"Scavenged."

Ugh, how did things get so bad here?

"Bad?" Excuse you, these are quality planners!

No, this!

Less than a year ago, this was a thriving village square!

Now...

Yes! Free curtains! Whoo-hoo!

That's anarchy for ya! Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

[somber music playing]

[creaking]

♪ ♪

-[wings fluttering] -[gasp]

Oh.

[creaking]

Well, at least one thing is where it ought to be.

Hello? Is someone down here?

What in the world...

-Hello, Mother. -[noise]

Hello?

-[cawing] -Aah!

[caw]

[caw]

Oh! You're just a crow! Ha ha.

[thump]

And you're just a stone crow.

[gasp]

[gasp, frightened whimpering]

Aaah!

Moon? Is that you?

Uh... yes?

Oh! I didn't recognize you with the, uh, new 'do!

Unh! It's me! Mina Loveberry!

Welcome home, Your Majesty!

Mina? What are you doing here?

Protecting Butterfly Castle!

I've been runnin' off any hooligans even thinkin' about lootin' the place!

And the ones who don't run?

I give 'em a taste of the ol' one, two!

Speaking of which, how come you didn't blast me with your magic?

Y'know, I coulda killed you!

I left the blasting behind along with my crown.

Wowza, you sound glummer than an octopus with no legs!

Ha! I'll show you something that'll get your blood pumpin' again!

Ta-da!

You wanted to show me... Solaria.

The Monster Carver herself!

So it was you who fixed these.

Oh, that's not the only thing I'm fixing!

What is this place?

Gaze upon its beauty!

Are these... ?

Yadda yadda berries. Grew 'em myself!

Oh! Why?!

To get rid of Eclipsa, of course!

But that tricksy queen fooled Manfred into eating them instead!

You tried to yadda yadda Eclipsa?

Isn't that a bit extreme?

I'll tell you what's extreme!

Lettin' a bunch of dirty monsters ruin our beautiful kingdom!

It's like she doesn't even know who the real Mewmans are!

This would have never happened in the old days,

when there were a hundred Solarian super warriors like me

protecting the realm.

Now, well, it's just me left.

[cawing]

Like this fella! [kissing sounds]

All the other morons ate the berries and turned into stone,

but this one's stronger than that.

He outlasted all the others and became my loyal servant,

just as I outlasted all the other warriors to become yours!

Well, I-- Oh!

Mina Loveberry, reporting for duty!

Let's dethrone Eclipsa once and for all!

Let's restart the Solarian program together!

[sigh] Oh, Mina.

Your loyalty is truly admirable.

Nobody has defended Mewni so selflessly for so long!

But the Solarian Program was a dark time in our history,

and its soldiers paid a terrible price

for what was done to them.

You don't have to let that define you.

You can be more than what you were made for.

-No! -[caw]

I'll always be a soldier,

just like you'll always be the queen!

Where's you're loyalty to your peeps?

I have loyalty!!

Lies! I took an oath,

and as long as the enemies of Mewmans exist,

I will never stop fighting them!

Hee! Hah!

Come, Sebastian! Mina's got work to do!

[caw]

Ahhhhh!

Ahhhh!

Hmm.

Ah, perfect!

Moon Pie!

Well, what was it, a ghost or a curse?

Neither. It was Mina.

That's worse than I thought.

And she's trying to dethrone Eclipsa.

Oh, no! How are you going to stop her?!

I won't.

You... what?

I told you, it's my turn to get the firewood!

No, it's mine!

Here, this should help you schedule your chores.

You were right, River.

It isn't my job to take care of everyone.

Eclipsa is queen now.

And that means...

she'll just have to deal with Mina on her own.

[cawing]

♪ She's a princess winning battles ♪

♪ Through the break of dawn ♪

♪ Don't worry when it's night ♪

♪ 'Cause she will keep the lights on ♪

♪ Ohh, there goes a shining star ♪

- ♪ Evil won't deter her - ♪ No, sir! ♪

♪ 'Cause magic flows through her ♪

♪ Star Butterfly ♪

♪ She is a shining sta-a-r ♪