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[snoring]

[snoring]

[whispering] Marco. Wake up.

[sniffs, sighs]

No.

[whispering] I know the solution to getting back to Mewni.

It's Janna!

Janna? [groans]

Let's not talk about Janna until I've had my morning tea.

-[thud] -Ow! Oww!

-Don't you remember? Huh! -Oh!

Janna mysteriously showed up on Mewni without a portal.

Oh, yeah!

We gotta wake up Tom.

-Tom, wake up! -[snoring]

Tom?

Oh. Look up.

Ugh!

[female voice] Calling Janna.

C'mon, Janna. Pick up your phone.

-[ringing] -Pick up, pick up, pick up!

Aw, she'll never pick up.

She's probably someplace super weird.

Like a monster truck graveyard.

-Yeah! -Yeah.

[Janna] Hello?

Oh, thank goodness, Janna!

Okay! Okay, listen to me very carefully!

We are stuck on Earth. The portals aren't working.

You gotta tell me, how did you get to Mewni?

Yeah! We gotta get back, like, now!

Something really bad is happening!

[Janna] Wait, can you say that louder?

[grunting]

Yeah, the reception here is pretty bad.

I'm at a monster truck graveyard.

Listen to me carefully!

[deep breath]

How. Did. You. Get. To. Mewni?

I don't know. Bye.

No, no, Janna, wait! Ugh!

Arrrgh! Janna!

Now what?

We gotta wait for the beast in her cave.

[clock ticking]

It's so nice to finally meet our Janna's friends.

And each as unique as her it seems.

So did you meet before the Canada trip?

What's a Canada?

Oh! Did I pronounce it wrong?

Tala and I have never been, so, you know.

Janna says it's lovely.

[sip]

[sip]

-[sip] -Are any of you dating?

[chokes, coughing]

[door opens and closes]

Hey, Mom, hey, Dad.

Hi, sweetie!

[all] Janna!

Oh, geez.

N-nice-- Nice meeting you, Mr. and Mrs. Janna!

I hear Vancouver's nice.

[all] Janna!

I thought you kids respected others' personal space.

Welcome to my room, I guess.

Wow, sweet digs.

It's nicely creepy.

Soo, how's the breakup going?

What? That just happened!

How did you even know that?

Oh, I hid a camera on Marco's body.

What?!

Tom! Help me find this illegal surveillance!

No, no, dude, I don't wanna get bugged!

Guys! We can't get distracted by her...

Jannanigans.

Janna Banana,

you know the seriousness of this situation.

And you know you're our last hope.

So, please, how did you get to Mewni?

I don't remember.

Aaahhhhhh!

No, really. Look.

All I remember from that day is that it was a Thursday.

A totally normal Thursday.

All right. I'm scared to ask.

But what is a "normal" Thursday like for Janna?

Thursday is garbage day.

So you bring your garbage to your neighbor's garage?

To feed the possums.

[both screaming]

You're not supposed to feed these things!

If I don't, they'll come to my garage.

No! No! That's my leg!

-So what happened next? -[Tom and Marco screaming]

Well, usually these rascals

-tear up my hat. -[shredding]

And then I have to go get a new one from Needles.

Who's Needles?

He's the man who runs these streets.

Whoa, whoa, Janna!

You know the boss isn't happy with you.

He who gives shall never need.

He who takes shall forever bleed.

It ain't my fault if you leave here in crutches.

Come on.

I don't like the sound of this Needles.

-Hey! Quiet in the back! -Show some respect.

Janna! What's up!

Hey, Needles.

Looks like you need a new hat.

Looks right.

But you still owe me for the last one I made you.

Don't forget, you're in the red.

Oh, dang. I never got you the goods.

Yeah, that's right.

And you know what that means.

Omega One doesn't have any tennis balls!

Tennis balls?

Yeah. Needles knits my hats

that I pay for with tennis balls.

Standard back alley deal.

Yeah, standard back alley deal!

You know what it is.

A normal thing. That's how we do it.

We don't have time for this!

We gotta get to Mewni!

Well, guess what? You better make some time.

Or Bland Man over here

is gonna get broke like a breadstick! Crack!

What? Who? Me?

Or maybe we can make a deal for these sweet horns!

I could make a real nice hat with those.

-Hand 'em over! -Hey!

Cool it, Needles. My crew and I will get you the goods.

Oooh, that's a fresh one.

Just about a hundred more to go!

Man. A week ago, I was staring at a thousand sunsets

in the dimension with a thousand sunsets.

And now I'm here picking up tennis balls.

Yeah, sorry it ended like this.

It's cool.

And you know what? We're cool.

Wait, were we not?

Well, with Star and I broken up now,

just saying, it's cool if...

If what?

I mean, if you and your best friend

ended up being something else,

I wouldn't be mad.

What? Tom!

The Blood Moon Curse has been lifted.

I mean, you were there.

Come on, dude. I think we both know that what you two have

is something better than a curse.

-Guys! -Aah!

I think we gotta... What are you staring at?

Uh. [mumbles gibberish]

I think we gotta put some pressure on her.

This is getting ridiculous.

Janna! How can you not be taking this seriously?!

Mewni might be in trouble!

You're wasting so much time!

Well, excuse me, Bland Man! Geez!

Hey! That's not my name!

What part of "I don't remember how I got to Mewni"

do you guys not understand?

You guys just do not get it!

I am the author of my own weirdness!

But forgetting how I got to Mewni

was totally out of my control,

and it freaks me out!

[sighs]

Aw, Janna...

I'm sorry I can't help you guys out,

I really am. I just cannot remember

what happened that day for the life of me.

Janna, I'm... I didn't realize

how much all of this was affecting you.

Plus, I didn't realize that you actually had human emotions.

Yeah. Me, neither.

C'mon. Let's-- Let's just take a break.

Well, collecting tennis balls does make me hungry.

[peppy instrumental music playing]

Okay, party people, I got your grub.

Taco-o-o-o for Mango-o-o-o!

Ha ha, all right.

And for the lady... wait a second!

Your name wouldn't happen to be Janna, would it?

No. It's Banana.

Okay. Cool.

All I know is I'm supposed to refuse service

to someone named Janna.

Can't be too careful!

I know, right? Dangerous world!

But, as they say, "Enjoy your horchata."

[sipping]

So you just havin' horchata today, huh, Star?

I'm just too stressed to eat right now.

I mean, we have no idea what's happening on Mewni.

Why do you have to put hot sauce on every bite?

Why don't you just put it on the whole taco all at once?

Whoo! Habanero sauce makes me sweat like a beast!

Pfft! Hey! That's my shirt!

What are you talking about?

This is the 200 taco punch card Mystery Prize!

And it's mine!

Just look at it!

See?!

[gasp] Guys! I remember.

You remember stealing my shirt?!

No! Shh, shh, shh! Marco!

You'll break her train of thought!

After I collected the tennis balls,

I stopped by here on my way back to Needles

and saw a promo for the 200 taco Mystery Prize.

And I figured, "Hey, this girl has eaten

at least 200 tacos over the course of her lifetime,"

so they already owed me the prize.

But they didn't see it that way.

So I claimed what was mine.

I went to the back door and...

Omph! Omph! Omph!

Hello? Huhhh!

Okay, at Britta's, they always keep the Mystery Prize

in the supply closet, so I forced open the door.

Yup! Sure enough! Forced entry!

And this is where it gets weird!

I went down this creepy ladder.

[Tom and Marco groan]

Yeah, I think they age their meat down here.

Oh, yeah, this is looking familiar.

Are those dinosaur bones?

Man, this place is downright homey!

Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Oof!

-[gasp] Tennis balls! -Tennis balls!

Ah, and here it is!

Where I got my new shirt!

And then I guess I saw this dumb wall with graffiti.

Whoaa!

[Marco] I don't think that's graffiti.

Glossaryck?

Janna, what happened next?

[chuckles] I guess I was here.

-Aaah! -[splash]

[all scream]

[grunts]

[straining]

Are you okay?

Yeah. I just, uh, fell into some secret sauce.

Uh, I don't think that's secret sauce.

[gasp]

-Oof! -Oof!

Hey!

Let's see what's up there.

[straining]

You guys, I've seen these before!

This is a well

that leads to the magic.

[gasp] Now I remember!

♪ She's a princess winning battles ♪

♪ Through the break of dawn ♪

♪ Don't worry when it's night ♪

♪ 'Cause she will keep the lights on ♪

♪ Ohh, there goes a shining star ♪

-♪ Evil won't deter her ♪ -♪ No, sir! ♪

♪ 'Cause magic flows through her ♪

♪ Star Butterfly ♪

♪ She is a shining sta-a-r ♪