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I don't think... I've seen you feel nervous to have a friend over before.

I mean, I'm hoping it's not because you think your old stepdad is going to

embarrass you or anything.

I promise we'll keep the dad jokes to a minute.

It's nothing like that, Dad.

Okay, then what is it?

Bailey isn't just a new friend.

She's actually someone that I...

Have a bit of a crush on.

You know, she's really friendly and she's 21, just like me. So we get along

really great.

And she's bi and single right now.

So since I'm lesbian, I thought, you know, maybe I might have a shot at

her.

I just really want the night to go well to make sure that I leave a great first

impression on her, you know.

That's great. I mean, I know you've been pretty lonely since you came out, so I

promise I'll do everything I can not to embarrass you and to make sure that you

and Bailey have a great night.

Don't worry. The old stepdad has your back.

Thanks, Dad.

Hey, come on. Hey.

You ready for some serious movie time? You know it. I've been waiting all week.

Hey, girl.

Don't worry. I'm not going to get in your hair. Just wanted to bring you a

little snack.

This is my stepdad.

Dad, this is Bailey.

It's nice to meet you, Bailey.

You too.

So, uh, what are we watching?

It's that thriller I was telling you about. The one with all the weird time

jumps.

Oh, yeah. I mean, it looks interesting. A little confusing for my taste, though.

You're a smart man.

I'm sure it wouldn't go over your head.

Oh, Bailey, thank you. But you're giving me way too much credit.

Um, is there anything else I can get you all while I'm here?

No. It's okay, Dad.

Are you sure? Because popcorn is a gateway snack.

Like, it starts with that, and then you want, like, nachos and cookies.

Okay, okay, I get it, I'll get it out of your hair.

Wait, why don't you stay and watch the movie with us?

No, no, you don't want me hanging out with you.

I don't want to intrude.

Come on, you'll be fine.

Are you sure?

There's plenty of room, I'm sure.

Sophia doesn't mind.

No, not at all.

into it. So if he doesn't mind, sure.

It's cold.

I cannot turn up the thermostat.

This blanket is big enough for three of us.

You look a little stiff over there.

I mean, wiggling your fingers can help you feel warm if you're feeling cold.

I certainly don't mind.

Everything okay, Dad? We've been quiet.

Yeah, just trying to figure out the movie.

Wait, the movie's over? That's it?

Oh, yeah, they must have ended it on a cliffhanger for the sequel.

Not my favorite way to end a movie.

What did you guys think about it?

Yeah, the movie, it had definitely more twist than I was expecting.

Well, I should probably get going. It's really fun hanging out with you.

Why don't you stay the night?

Oh, well, I wouldn't want to intrude. Oh, you wouldn't be intruding. We could,

like, turn the couch into a bed for you.

Well, Bailey didn't pack anything.

I'm sure we have a spare toothbrush and stuff lying around. I mean, your dad

did, like, the hoard stuff anyway.

And besides, that'll give the two of you more time to really get to hang out.

Especially, like, over breakfast.

I can even make my special pancake for you.

Sounds great.

As long as that's okay with you, Sophia.

Yeah, that's fine.

Great, great.

I know it's not time to turn in yet or anything, and you've got your whole

bedtime routine.

So maybe you want to get started on that, and that way you have more time to

really hang out tonight.

All right.

I'll be back in like 15 minutes.

Sounds good.

Now we can pick up where we left off after she actually goes to bed.

Why wait?

She said she's going to be 15 minutes. And you know it always takes longer.

She could come back any minute.

Relax. She's swooning over me. So if she comes back early, I can easily distract

her.

All right.

Yeah. We just got to keep it down, just in case.

Right?

Thank you.

Suck your dick.

I'm gonna stop you.

Ha ha ha.

Don't you fall off again.

Yeah, that's okay.

I'll see you then.

Where were we?

That's better. Bring over your crushes more often.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

That is what he's doing.

Hmm.

Oh!

Thank you.

Thank you.

that medicine.

You should paste your stuff on me.

I wish they used to be in a survey.

Ready for more?

Sit down.

So good.

Thank you.

I'm going to come.

You know, Sophia is a really amazing girl.

I know she is.

It's just the thing is, she comes off as someone who wants something real

serious, real fast.

I'm not into that. I like to keep my options open.

Okay. Well, can you at least not let her down for a few days?

And when you do, can you be gentle about it?

She was so happy today. Like, happier than I've seen her in a long time.

You're such a sweetheart.

Even after clam -jamming her, you still want the best for her.

She deserves nothing but the best.

Well, she's lucky because she has the best dad in the world.