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I don't think... I've seen you feel
nervous to have a friend over before.
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I mean, I'm hoping it's not because you
think your old stepdad is going to
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embarrass you or anything.
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I promise we'll keep the dad jokes to a
minute.
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It's nothing like that, Dad.
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Okay, then what is it?
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Bailey isn't just a new friend.
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She's actually someone that I...
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Have a bit of a crush on.
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You know, she's really friendly and
she's 21, just like me. So we get along
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really great.
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And she's bi and single right now.
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So since I'm lesbian, I thought, you
know, maybe I might have a shot at
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her.
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I just really want the night to go well
to make sure that I leave a great first
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impression on her, you know.
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That's great. I mean, I know you've been
pretty lonely since you came out, so I
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promise I'll do everything I can not to
embarrass you and to make sure that you
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and Bailey have a great night.
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Don't worry. The old stepdad has your
back.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Hey, come on. Hey.
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You ready for some serious movie time?
You know it. I've been waiting all week.
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Hey, girl.
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Don't worry. I'm not going to get in
your hair. Just wanted to bring you a
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little snack.
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This is my stepdad.
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Dad, this is Bailey.
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It's nice to meet you, Bailey.
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You too.
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So, uh, what are we watching?
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It's that thriller I was telling you
about. The one with all the weird time
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jumps.
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Oh, yeah. I mean, it looks interesting.
A little confusing for my taste, though.
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You're a smart man.
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I'm sure it wouldn't go over your head.
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Oh, Bailey, thank you. But you're giving
me way too much credit.
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Um, is there anything else I can get you
all while I'm here?
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No. It's okay, Dad.
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Are you sure? Because popcorn is a
gateway snack.
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Like, it starts with that, and then you
want, like, nachos and cookies.
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Okay, okay, I get it, I'll get it out of
your hair.
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Wait, why don't you stay and watch the
movie with us?
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No, no, you don't want me hanging out
with you.
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I don't want to intrude.
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Come on, you'll be fine.
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Are you sure?
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There's plenty of room, I'm sure.
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Sophia doesn't mind.
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No, not at all.
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into it. So if he doesn't mind, sure.
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It's cold.
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I cannot turn up the thermostat.
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This blanket is big enough for three of
us.
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You look a little stiff over there.
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I mean, wiggling your fingers can help
you feel warm if you're feeling cold.
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I certainly don't mind.
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Everything okay, Dad? We've been quiet.
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Yeah, just trying to figure out the
movie.
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Wait, the movie's over? That's it?
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Oh, yeah, they must have ended it on a
cliffhanger for the sequel.
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Not my favorite way to end a movie.
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What did you guys think about it?
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Yeah, the movie, it had definitely more
twist than I was expecting.
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Well, I should probably get going. It's
really fun hanging out with you.
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Why don't you stay the night?
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Oh, well, I wouldn't want to intrude.
Oh, you wouldn't be intruding. We could,
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like, turn the couch into a bed for you.
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Well, Bailey didn't pack anything.
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I'm sure we have a spare toothbrush and
stuff lying around. I mean, your dad
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did, like, the hoard stuff anyway.
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And besides, that'll give the two of you
more time to really get to hang out.
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Especially, like, over breakfast.
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I can even make my special pancake for
you.
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Sounds great.
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As long as that's okay with you, Sophia.
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Yeah, that's fine.
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Great, great.
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I know it's not time to turn in yet or
anything, and you've got your whole
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bedtime routine.
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So maybe you want to get started on
that, and that way you have more time to
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really hang out tonight.
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All right.
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I'll be back in like 15 minutes.
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Sounds good.
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Now we can pick up where we left off
after she actually goes to bed.
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Why wait?
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She said she's going to be 15 minutes.
And you know it always takes longer.
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She could come back any minute.
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Relax. She's swooning over me. So if she
comes back early, I can easily distract
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her.
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All right.
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Yeah. We just got to keep it down, just
in case.
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Right?
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Thank you.
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Suck your dick.
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I'm gonna stop you.
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Ha ha ha.
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Don't you fall off again.
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Yeah, that's okay.
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I'll see you then.
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Where were we?
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That's better. Bring over your crushes
more often.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.
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Oh, my goodness.
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That is what he's doing.
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Hmm.
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Oh!
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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that medicine.
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You should paste your stuff on me.
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I wish they used to be in a survey.
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Ready for more?
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Sit down.
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So good.
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Thank you.
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I'm going to come.
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You know, Sophia is a really amazing
girl.
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I know she is.
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It's just the thing is, she comes off as
someone who wants something real
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serious, real fast.
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I'm not into that. I like to keep my
options open.
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Okay. Well, can you at least not let her
down for a few days?
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And when you do, can you be gentle about
it?
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She was so happy today. Like, happier
than I've seen her in a long time.
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You're such a sweetheart.
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Even after clam -jamming her, you still
want the best for her.
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She deserves nothing but the best.
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Well, she's lucky because she has the
best dad in the world.
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