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Remember when our parents thought we'd never get into college?

I know. Look at us now.

In the run to join the sorority.

But the best part of all of this is I get to spend a lot of time with my

favorite stepsister.

Aww. It's so true.

And we made a new friend, Kimora.

Isn't she amazing?

Oh my gosh. I love her.

But I'm afraid if we bring her home...

That brother's going to have a huge crush on her.

Well, she could be useful, especially if we need a favor from him.

True, true.

Oh my gosh.

It's the announcement of the final trial to get into the sorority.

All right.

We did the endurance run and healed.

Totally crushed it. A hundred percent.

Reciting the founding sister's name while holding a plank.

Did that while putting on lip gloss.

Strip poker?

I don't even know how to play cards. Only nerds and, like, old people know

to play that. I have no idea. What are we going to do?

Fuck. Nerds, nerds, nerds.

Nade. Nade?

Nade's a nerd. He knows how to play poker.

He does?

We could ask him, but he never likes to tell us of anything.

You're right.

Well? Guess we'll have to beg him.

Let's do it.

Let's go.

Nade!

No. Who's our favorite brother?

No.

You don't even know what we're going to ask.

Let's begin with, can you help us?

Yeah.

Then the answer is no.

Look, we're trying to get into, like, the hottest sorority ever, and we gotta

a couple challenges, and we need your help. We really need your help. And if

help us, we'll get you with, like, the hottest girls ever.

We promise it'll be worth it.

Please?

Whatever. What do you two need help with?

Strip poker.

Strip poker?

I'm not helping my sisters learn how to play strip poker. That's freaking

disgusting.

Messed up.

Just come

on.

Alright, alright, whatever.

If you guys can get at least one hot girl, maybe I'll help them, but no

promises.

We know just who to call.

Well, remember, if she's not hot, then I don't need to help y 'all, because that

was part of the deal.

Well, she's here. You can think for yourself.

Good to see you too.

And who is this?

This is our brother, Nate.

Hi, how are you? It's so nice to meet you.

You're so cute. I'm excited to play with you.

Nice.

Let's get started. You can sit right here. Thank you.

All right, well, the first rule of Poker 101 is if you think that's all

about bluffing, then you're already losing.

I'm really good at losing, Michael.

Kimora!

You're so naughty!

It's simple. It's a five -card draw. The highest hand is the winner, and the

losers have to remove an item of clothing.

Wait, what counts as an item?

In this case, shoes count, socks count. I don't want to see my sisters naked.

You're so lame.

Girl.

First you shuffle it.

All right, there you go.

What do we got?

I don't even know what this means.

It makes me feel bad.

Are you guys even listening at all?

Show me them.

Is that good?

Well, that's trash.

Hair jack, that's not too bad.

But it looked like Gia won.

I did?

You did.

So that means you two need to take off an item of clothing.

Um, I mean, what about you?

I'm not playing, I'm just teaching the rules.

Nah, that's not fair.

We have to get naked, you have to get naked too.

In fact, let's just change the rules.

thoughts and shoes don't count.

I don't think we want to see our brother naked.

Well, I mean, you guys gotta remember, not only is the winner that gets into

sorority anyone who impresses the big sisters.

We don't have time to play it safe.

Okay, I'll go first.

It's not that...

Do you want to get in?

You're right, you're right.

I think you should. Come on.

To my sorority.

What?

What? Well, didn't you lose too?

You need to take off one of your items of clothing too.

No, I don't. I'm not actually playing.

Period. Oh.

If you guys want me to strip, we're going to have to play for something

like some money or something.

Uh -huh.

Really?

We can go with about it. Yeah. Fine.

Whatever. I mean, sure.

All right, great. Show me the money, then.

All right, I think it's our turn to deal.

Yeah. Your turn?

Do you even know how?

Yeah. We've learned enough.

We're part.

All right.

You need to come over here because we're going to keep a close eye on you.

Mm -hmm.

You're it? You can cheat. Come on.

Okay. We all know what you're doing.

Mm -hmm.

Sit here.

And I'll deal.

Okay. Yeah.

Now we can keep a good eye on you. Yes.

Okay.

Hey.

Thank you.

Good job.

Oh, hey.

Do I look okay? Do I have anything?

Oh my god.

Did you win?

I won.

Oh my god. I knew it.

I guess I'm getting better.

Told you we're quick learners.

Whatever.

Beginners block ideas.

What losers have to do.

Come on now.

I'm betting more.

Oh my gosh.

Guys, I think I'm getting really good at this game.

Yeah.

I won!

Are you kidding? Yes!

Good job.

See, I knew we could do it.

Whatever.

Whatever, it's your turn.

Hey!

I ran out of tokens.

So... Guy?

What?

I won!

Bullshit! Yes!

See? Oh my god. I knew you could do it.

Yeah, you know what happened.

Mm -hmm.

More?

Mm -hmm.

You wear shorts under their frickin' pants.

On my underwear, we're dirty.

Oh. Okay.

Wait, do you have a boner?

No. Ew. That is disgusting.

Well, it's all y 'all's fault for producing me.

What?

out of here. You guys shouldn't even be looking at that.

He's been so nice to us. You know, he taught us how to play strip poker.

Like, girls, we owe him something.

It's really not that bad.

I mean, what if we have to do stuff like this in college?

It's really not that bad.

Like, what if we have to do stuff like this? It's our final challenge together

in the sorority.

Come on, ladies.

We're sisters.

We have to do everything together.

Everything? Everything.

Oh my gosh.

Not that bad.

Are you going to try at least? Don't you want to get into the sorority?

I mean, all right.

Exactly.

It's not that bad.

You're so naughty, Cora.

I can't believe we're doing this. Right?

There you

go.

Oh my gosh.

This isn't so bad.

Thank you so much. Thank

you. So hot.

So much fun.

Yeah. I can't wait to be a third sister.

Oh yeah.

You did so well.

They're just helping each other out, ladies.

It's so hot.

Oh, my God.

So fucking high.

There you go.

Your turn.

All on this tip like you were doing, guys?

It's so fucking hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And it's so pretty. Oh, my God. It's so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, you got so pretty on.

I'm going to get it against my tongue.

Oh, yeah.

I love you.

Alright,

I think I want to thank you even more than just a VJ.

Oh my

God.

I love you.

I love

you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Are you like rubbing my sister's pussy while I fuck it?

oh oh

Yeah, right there.

Fucking good.

You're right.

Oh, fuck. You're right there.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah, they're just like that.

Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Right there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

shit. Oh, fuck. Oh,

right there.

Oh, fuck you. Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh my God.

It's about time you get some.

Oh, my God. Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

grind on him just like that.

I love watching you go in.

Yes, yes, yes.

Your cum all over that coffee is so fucking hot.

That coffee is so good.

She

can

barely take it.

It came out of my shoulder, that thing.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my

God. Oh, my God. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

oh my god

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, my God.

We are going to give you that story.

Yes,

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