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I Dated a Robot
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You're entering a realmwhich is unusual.
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Maybe it's magic or contains somekind of monster. The second one.
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Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
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Please send the man round backand pick up Clyde Smith...
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... a professional gambler who 'sabout to have an unfortunate accident.
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A casino where I'm winning?
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That car must have killed me.
I must be in heaven.
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A casino where I always win?
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That's boring.
I must really be... in hell!
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No. You're not in heaven or hell.
You're on an airplane.
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A gremlin's destroying the plane!
You've gotta believe me!
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Why should I believe you?
You're Hitler.
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Eva Braun, help me!
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- Saw it coming.
- I just saw something incredibly cool.
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A big floating ball that lit up with
every color in the rainbow...
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...plus some new ones that
were so beautiful I cried.
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- In front of Discount Shoe Outlet?
- Yeah.
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They have a kid wear that
to attract customers.
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I don't care if it was
a dork in a costume.
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For a moment, I felt the heartbeat of
creation, and it was one with my own.
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- Big deal.
- We all feel like that all the time.
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- You don't hear us gassing on about it.
- How can you be so blas�?
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It's the year 3000, yet you sit around
like it's the boring time I came from.
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Boring? Wasn't that the period when
they cracked the human genome...
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...and boy bands roamed the earth?
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Yeah. But now it's the distant future.
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Why aren't we doing
everything I ever dreamed of?
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- You know what might be a hoot?
- No. Why would I know that?
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Let's take Fry to do everything
he ever wanted to do.
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- Everything?
- Except that.
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So your fantasy has always been
to destroys a planet?
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Yeah. What did they ever do for me?
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The most humdrum activities seem
almost exciting through your eyes.
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- What next?
- I wanna see the edge of the universe.
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- Sounds cool.
- Funny, you live in the universe...
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...but you never do these things
till someone visits.
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There it is! The edge of the universe.
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Far out. So there's an infinite
number of parallel universes?
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- No, just the two.
- Well, I'm sure that's enough.
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I'm sick of parallel Bender lording
his cowboy hat over me.
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Let's move on to Fry's next fantasy.
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Bow before your master, puny mortals.
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- Mommy, why is that man like that?
- Don't look at him.
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That was fun. Let's give him a treat.
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Keep your palms flat.
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The tongue tickles.
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These new hands are great.
I'll break them in tonight.
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It's been quite an hour and a half.
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Two fantasies left: to be invisible
in a chocolate factory...
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...and to be romantically linked
with a celebrity.
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I could pound your head till you think
that's what happened.
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Wait, hold on.
It is possible to meet any celebrity.
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- It is?
- Of course. You should read a blimp.
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"Download a celebrity."
What part of that do I understand?
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It's simple. You can download
a celebrity into a blank robot.
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I have an idea. Let's do that.
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Onto the Internet you go.
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While you're there, pick me up
a few credit card numbers.
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Kirk could kick Picard's ass.
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At least Picard had the guts
to admit he was bald.
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You take that back.
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eBay.
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Are there no further bids
for this exquisite galaxy?
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Sold to the being of
inconceivable horror.
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- Will a money order be okay?
- Yes.
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- Where's the celebrity dating place?
- Let's search the Web.
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Over there.
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Welcome to Nappster.
Let's see who we've got in stock.
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- Gwyneth Paltrow?
- Nah. I read she drinks human blood.
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How about Cleopatra, whose
beauty destroyed mighty empires?
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I'd prefer someone
with shaved underarms.
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Do you have anything with a
Lucy Liu feel to it?
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Nothing like that.
Although we do have Lucy Liu.
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Only woman to be named People's
Sexiest Woman of the Year twice:
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In 2003 and then again in 2063.
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I'd like the 2003 model.
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I found her! What do I do now?
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Download her. Let's just put
a blank robot in the drive.
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It worked.
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You're one sexy man, Philip J. Fry.
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It worked perfectly.
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Well, you downloaded Lucy Liu.
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Are you just gonna stare
vacantly at her?
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I find your slack-jawed stare
very attractive, Philip J. Fry.
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Hear that? She likes me.
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Well, duh!
She's programmed to like you.
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But this is Lucy Liu, the only
good actress of the 21 st century.
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She's more than software.
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Would you like to register me?
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- Not right now.
- I'll remind you later, you hot stud.
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So, what do you feel like doing?
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- Would you like to register me?
- I said later.
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When I feel so stuffed I can't eat...
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...I use the restroom,
and then I can eat more.
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You should write a book. People need
to know about the "can eat more."
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You're just like I thought
you'd be from your movies.
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My personality is mathematically
derived from my movies...
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...proportionately weighted
by box office receipts.
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- You're cute.
- You're cute.
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- You.
- You.
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Oh, dear. She's stuck in
an infinite loop and he's an idiot.
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That's love for you.
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Humans dating robots is sick.
You people wonder why I'm still single?
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It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters
are dating humans!
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This is Fry's decision.
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And he made it wrong,
so it's time for us to interfere.
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She doesn't love you. She can't.
She's a machine...
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Stay away from our women!
You've got metal fever, boy!
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So what if I love a robot?
It's not hurting anybody.
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He never took middle school hygiene.
He never saw the propaganda film.
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It's just lucky I keep a copy
in the VCR at all times.
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Ordinary human dating.
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It's enjoyable, and it serves
an important purpose.
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But when a human dates an artificial
mate, there is no purpose...
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...only enjoyment.
And that leads to tragedy.
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Neat-o! A Marilyn Monroe-Bot.
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You're a dreamboat, Billy Everyteen.
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Harmless fun?
Let's see what happens next.
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Do you want to walk your dog?
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I'd rather make out
with my Monroe-Bot.
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00:10:04,013 --> 00:10:07,244 X1:141 X2:577 Y1:456 Y2:516
Do you want to get a paper route
and earn some cash?
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No, thanks. I'd rather make out
with my Monroe-Bot.
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Do you want to come over?
We can make out together.
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Your house is across the street.
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That's an awfully long way
to go for making out.
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What went wrong in that scene?
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Ordinarily, Billy would work hard
to make money with his paper route...
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...then use the money
to buy dinner for Mavis...
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...thus earning a slim chance
to perform the reproductive act.
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But if teens can date robots,
why should he bother?
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Why should anyone bother? Let's look
at Billy's planet a year later.
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Where are all the football stars?
And where are the biochemists?
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They're trapped. Trapped in
the soft, viselike grip of robot lips.
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All civilization was an effort
to impress the opposite sex.
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And sometimes the same sex.
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00:11:03,813 --> 00:11:08,762 X1:145 X2:573 Y1:450 Y2:516
Now, let's skip forward 80 years
into the future. Where's Billy?
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Farewell.
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The next day, Billy's planet
was destroyed by aliens.
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Have you guessed the name
of Billy's planet? It was Earth!
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Don't date robots!
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Brought to you byThe Space Pope.
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Did that make any impression
on you? Fry?
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I knew I should have shown him
Electro Gonorrhea: The Noisy Killer.
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What is the world coming to?
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That Fry's a sicko pervert, I tell you.
Dating a robot, it's an atrosamacy!
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- But Fry's our friend, Bender.
- Will you stifle there, meat bag?
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- You stifle, Bender.
- Finally you're standing up to him.
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Although he is completely right.
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We've got to stem this
tidal wave of moral decay.
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It's time to shut down
Nappster. com.
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Who's in charge?
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If you're an investor, you can
dump your money in the hole.
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- Listen, you Internet nerd.
- Listening.
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Your company promotes wrong love.
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If you don't shut down, the only thing
wired about you will be your jaw.
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The Internet is about the free exchange
and sale of other people's ideas.
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- We've done nothing wrong.
- Help! I'm being held prisoner.
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Someone in trouble is.
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00:12:42,813 --> 00:12:48,524 X1:127 X2:588 Y1:455 Y2:516
No. Stay out. There's a guy going
for the Tetris world record in there.
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00:12:53,653 --> 00:12:55,211 X1:263 X2:453 Y1:456 Y2:516
- Who are you?
- Don't hurt us.
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00:12:55,373 --> 00:12:58,809 X1:157 X2:559 Y1:061 Y2:127
Help me! They've been holding
me prisoner for 800 years.
163
00:12:59,013 --> 00:13:02,847 X1:144 X2:571 Y1:451 Y2:516
The real Lucy Liu!
The one you can see a movie of.
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What's your problem?
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Those sweaty nerds are making
illegal copies of us.
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It hurts!
167
00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:16,723 X1:155 X2:563 Y1:450 Y2:516
Open this door. Don't make me
call the maintenance guy.
168
00:13:16,933 --> 00:13:20,289 X1:131 X2:584 Y1:061 Y2:122
- It's a bluff.
- We can't take that chance. Move!
169
00:13:20,493 --> 00:13:24,691 X1:115 X2:600 Y1:061 Y2:121
- Please pick me up before you go-go.
- She asked first.
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00:13:35,173 --> 00:13:37,368 X1:241 X2:476 Y1:490 Y2:516
Are you Lucy Liu?
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00:13:39,413 --> 00:13:40,402 X1:324 X2:391 Y1:495 Y2:516
Sure.
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00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:51,644 X1:130 X2:585 Y1:450 Y2:516
We're doomed! They got the head.
They uncovered the sign.
173
00:13:51,853 --> 00:13:54,321 X1:214 X2:500 Y1:451 Y2:516
The world will learn
we're cyber-criminals.
174
00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:58,572 X1:120 X2:595 Y1:450 Y2:516
We'd have gotten away with it if
it weren't for those meddling adults.
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00:13:58,733 --> 00:14:01,201 X1:120 X2:596 Y1:489 Y2:516
We'll stop them. They like Lucy Liu?
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00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:06,527 X1:103 X2:612 Y1:450 Y2:516
We'll give them all the Lucy Liu they
can handle. Hand me that backup disk.
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00:14:19,173 --> 00:14:23,405 X1:190 X2:528 Y1:061 Y2:121
Did you see me escaping?
I was all like:
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Thanks for rescuing me.
Especially you, Bender.
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00:14:27,413 --> 00:14:30,371 X1:141 X2:575 Y1:061 Y2:126
Quite a masculine piece of metal,
aren't you?
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00:14:30,613 --> 00:14:32,365 X1:188 X2:528 Y1:061 Y2:083
Don't look at me like that.
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00:14:32,533 --> 00:14:36,367 X1:171 X2:546 Y1:061 Y2:127
If you're thinking of crossing
the line, you can forget it.
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00:14:36,533 --> 00:14:38,330 X1:172 X2:543 Y1:061 Y2:088
Bender don't bend that way.
183
00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:41,212 X1:122 X2:594 Y1:061 Y2:088
Hey, look. It's another Lucy Liu-Bot.
184
00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:45,201 X1:125 X2:591 Y1:490 Y2:516
I am Lucy Liu. Give me your spines.
185
00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:49,164 X1:250 X2:467 Y1:490 Y2:516
Hey, what the...?
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00:14:49,693 --> 00:14:52,685 X1:110 X2:605 Y1:493 Y2:516
Take this, and that, and one of these.
187
00:14:54,173 --> 00:14:57,609 X1:137 X2:578 Y1:061 Y2:126
Cut it out.
I don't need this kind of publicity.
188
00:15:03,933 --> 00:15:08,723 X1:178 X2:536 Y1:061 Y2:126
All right, Liu. Time to kick
your frosty, well-toned ass.
189
00:15:18,813 --> 00:15:21,088 X1:193 X2:522 Y1:490 Y2:516
Then along came Bender.
190
00:15:22,253 --> 00:15:25,006 X1:141 X2:575 Y1:489 Y2:516
Looks like you're retaining water.
191
00:15:28,733 --> 00:15:33,568 X1:102 X2:612 Y1:061 Y2:127
That was incredible, Bender. You're
like Jackie Chan before he got doughy.
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00:15:33,773 --> 00:15:36,731 X1:114 X2:600 Y1:492 Y2:516
Shucks, I wasn't afraid of that robot.
193
00:15:36,933 --> 00:15:41,290 X1:133 X2:586 Y1:450 Y2:516
I'm pretty brave once you get past
my macho exterior...
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00:15:45,493 --> 00:15:50,567 X1:187 X2:529 Y1:450 Y2:516
- It's an army of Lucy Lius!
- They're horrible.
195
00:15:51,293 --> 00:15:54,330 X1:110 X2:605 Y1:493 Y2:516
Take this, and that, and one of these.
196
00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:58,446 X1:203 X2:512 Y1:451 Y2:516
- Robot Crouching Tiger.
- Robot Crane Style.
197
00:16:04,053 --> 00:16:07,728 X1:141 X2:577 Y1:450 Y2:516
Now that's a wave of destruction
that's easy on the eyes.
198
00:16:13,413 --> 00:16:17,452 X1:113 X2:601 Y1:450 Y2:516
This is the best movie I've ever seen.
It has a vampire and an explosion.
199
00:16:17,613 --> 00:16:20,730 X1:211 X2:503 Y1:450 Y2:516
It's amazing the way
you notice two things.
200
00:16:20,933 --> 00:16:24,482 X1:180 X2:532 Y1:451 Y2:516
No! Don 't open that coffin.It's ticking.
201
00:16:24,653 --> 00:16:29,124 X1:168 X2:547 Y1:451 Y2:516
I have to, Alex. That coffin 'snot going to open itself.
202
00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:36,689 X1:153 X2:563 Y1:061 Y2:127
Let's hide in here.
It'll add to my box office gross.
203
00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:40,723 X1:098 X2:617 Y1:061 Y2:126
- Fry?
- You guys came to watch me make out.
204
00:16:40,973 --> 00:16:43,009 X1:245 X2:469 Y1:061 Y2:082
That is so sweet.
205
00:16:43,173 --> 00:16:46,324 X1:216 X2:500 Y1:061 Y2:121
Wait, is that the head
of who I think it's of?
206
00:16:46,533 --> 00:16:49,366 X1:113 X2:605 Y1:061 Y2:087
Read the jar, Evelyn Wood. Doctor Z?
207
00:16:50,973 --> 00:16:55,251 X1:137 X2:580 Y1:061 Y2:126
A herd of Lucy Liu are destroying
the city. Is yours acting normally?
208
00:16:55,413 --> 00:16:57,529 X1:283 X2:432 Y1:061 Y2:082
Let me see.
209
00:16:58,773 --> 00:17:00,172 X1:211 X2:505 Y1:061 Y2:087
Yep. Why do you ask?
210
00:17:00,373 --> 00:17:03,968 X1:123 X2:591 Y1:456 Y2:516
If you want to see the real vampire,look in the mirror.
211
00:17:04,133 --> 00:17:07,091 X1:212 X2:501 Y1:490 Y2:516
I can 't. I'm a vampire.
212
00:17:18,773 --> 00:17:19,922 X1:322 X2:394 Y1:490 Y2:516
Why?
213
00:17:20,733 --> 00:17:23,327 X1:147 X2:569 Y1:451 Y2:516
And Nappster says illegal copies
never hurt anybody.
214
00:17:23,533 --> 00:17:25,808 X1:252 X2:463 Y1:061 Y2:087
Quick, this way.
215
00:17:29,733 --> 00:17:32,042 X1:161 X2:553 Y1:490 Y2:516
Sorry, ladies. Employees only.
216
00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:46,210 X1:195 X2:522 Y1:450 Y2:516
They're forming a human
pyramid... Of robots.
217
00:17:48,053 --> 00:17:51,932 X1:147 X2:569 Y1:450 Y2:516
We weren't counting on them
being as smart as they are sexy.
218
00:17:52,133 --> 00:17:54,124 X1:160 X2:555 Y1:490 Y2:516
A dangerous mistake to make.
219
00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:58,848 X1:142 X2:573 Y1:450 Y2:516
- At least we've got food.
- Dr. Zoidberg, cut open that bag.
220
00:17:59,053 --> 00:18:00,850 X1:246 X2:470 Y1:456 Y2:516
- Hooray!
- And don't eat it.
221
00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:10,048 X1:245 X2:470 Y1:451 Y2:516
- Data error.
- Do not compute.
222
00:18:15,653 --> 00:18:18,008 X1:188 X2:528 Y1:451 Y2:516
Life was bad,
but now it's good forever!
223
00:18:36,613 --> 00:18:41,767 X1:133 X2:582 Y1:061 Y2:124
You'll be safe in here, sweetheart.
Get lost, Pavarotti.
224
00:18:43,773 --> 00:18:45,729 X1:177 X2:538 Y1:494 Y2:516
If I don't survive the corn...
225
00:18:45,973 --> 00:18:51,047 X1:130 X2:589 Y1:451 Y2:516
...I love you as much as a man can
love a computerized image...
226
00:18:51,293 --> 00:18:52,726 X1:252 X2:464 Y1:495 Y2:516
...which is a lot.
227
00:18:52,933 --> 00:18:56,642 X1:158 X2:556 Y1:456 Y2:516
Oh, Fry. I love you more
than the moon and the stars...
228
00:18:56,813 --> 00:18:59,885 X1:199 X2:520 Y1:456 Y2:516
...and the... Poetic image
number 37 not found.
229
00:19:04,253 --> 00:19:06,209 X1:150 X2:564 Y1:490 Y2:516
What are you doing? Get down.
230
00:19:08,733 --> 00:19:12,806 X1:147 X2:569 Y1:490 Y2:516
Light hot. Oil temperature rising.
231
00:19:13,133 --> 00:19:15,169 X1:273 X2:442 Y1:456 Y2:516
- Oh, no.
- Malfunction.
232
00:19:15,413 --> 00:19:19,292 X1:251 X2:464 Y1:450 Y2:516
- This ain't good.
- System error.
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00:19:22,013 --> 00:19:24,447 X1:149 X2:568 Y1:490 Y2:516
You saved us. Are you all right?
234
00:19:24,613 --> 00:19:30,165 X1:147 X2:569 Y1:450 Y2:516
Yes, my love. I'll be just...
Massive corn clog in port seven.
235
00:19:30,373 --> 00:19:32,728 X1:165 X2:553 Y1:456 Y2:516
- Are you the last copy of me?
- Yes.
236
00:19:32,933 --> 00:19:35,322 X1:259 X2:457 Y1:456 Y2:516
- Erase her, Fry.
- What? No!
237
00:19:35,533 --> 00:19:39,572 X1:115 X2:601 Y1:061 Y2:126
When you downloaded her without
my permission, you stole my image...
238
00:19:39,733 --> 00:19:44,409 X1:119 X2:595 Y1:061 Y2:127
...and that's all I have. That and
the largest gold nugget in the world.
239
00:19:44,613 --> 00:19:46,843 X1:232 X2:483 Y1:451 Y2:516
I downloaded her
because I love you.
240
00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:50,762 X1:108 X2:608 Y1:061 Y2:126
If you love the real me,
not just what you've seen in movies...
241
00:19:50,933 --> 00:19:55,324 X1:139 X2:575 Y1:061 Y2:126
...genre-straddling lawyer shows
and articles in People magazine...
242
00:19:55,493 --> 00:19:58,644 X1:170 X2:547 Y1:061 Y2:088
...you'll blank out that robot.
243
00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:08,768 X1:296 X2:419 Y1:489 Y2:516
I'm sorry.
244
00:20:09,173 --> 00:20:11,812 X1:249 X2:466 Y1:490 Y2:516
Hug me, Liu-Bot.
245
00:20:23,053 --> 00:20:27,922 X1:162 X2:554 Y1:450 Y2:516
I'll always remember you, Fry.
Memory deleted.
246
00:20:29,893 --> 00:20:31,645 X1:209 X2:506 Y1:490 Y2:516
I know it hurts, buddy.
247
00:20:31,893 --> 00:20:36,648 X1:159 X2:555 Y1:450 Y2:516
But at least you're not
in a sick relationship anymore.
248
00:20:36,813 --> 00:20:40,567 X1:186 X2:532 Y1:451 Y2:516
And I guess now I can get
to know the real Lucy Liu.
249
00:20:40,813 --> 00:20:45,364 X1:133 X2:583 Y1:456 Y2:516
- Yeah, at our wedding.
- It's true. Bender and I are in love.
250
00:20:45,573 --> 00:20:46,608 X1:291 X2:426 Y1:495 Y2:516
But... But...
251
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:49,486 X1:214 X2:501 Y1:489 Y2:516
Don't be a prude, Fry.
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