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Cyber House Rules
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I gave the cookies you madeto the kids. They couldn 't believe it.
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They were delicious. But, I digress.
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Tremble, puny earthlings!One day my race will destroy you all!
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Can one of you guys get that?
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It's a doorbell baby!
Hello, little guy.
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- I was abandoned as a baby too. So...
- Garbage, huh? I'll take care of it.
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- Bender, stop! It's a baby!
- A baby what?
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It's just a card from
the orphanarium I grew up in.
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Leela, you're invited to a reunion...
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... at CookievilleMinimum-Security Orphanarium!
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Please stand clearof self-destructing basket.
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A reunion at your old orphanarium?
You gonna go?
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No way, Jose-bot. I never want
to see those orphans again.
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Not after the way
they used to pick on me.
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One-eye! One-eye! One-eye!
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Nice depth perception, One-eye.
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How can you make fun of me?
You're blind.
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My eyes may not work,
but at least I got two of them.
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That's terrible, Leela.
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Imagine the look on their faces
when we eat all the hors d'oeuvres.
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Well, I wouldn't mind rubbing
my success in a few faces.
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Set a course for adventure!
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What a dump!
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Just like old times.
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Gosh, the bars on the windows
seemed so much thicker back then.
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Mr. Vogel, remember me?
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Leela, you're worthless,
and no one will ever love you!
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- You used to say that all the time.
- Oh, those were happier days.
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The gristle in a blanket
isn't half bad.
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Try the Popsicle sticks.
They've absorbed a lot of flavor.
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Hey, look, it's our old group picture.
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- I don't see you anywhere.
- That's me over in Cootietown.
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Get a load of this
average-looking guy.
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That's Adlai Atkins. I used
to have kind of a crush on him.
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- One-eye! One-eye!
- Stupid as a French guy!
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Well, it's time to say hello
to the old gang.
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So, what you been up to
since you left?
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- Living in a box. You?
- Selling kidneys, teeth, whatever.
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And what am I up to, you ask? Why,
I'm a very successful space captain.
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- Wow.
- How nice for you, Leela.
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That's so good for a person
with one eye.
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Hey, you can't feel sorry for me.
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I'm a space captain,
and you're a bunch of losers.
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Right, right. We're the losers.
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Well, if it isn't old One-eye.
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- Oh, yeah? Well, shut up, cane-boy!
- He can't hear you. He's deaf now.
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Leave her alone.
She's leading a normal life.
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She's not gussied up,
duded out or where it's at.
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Now, run along.
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Thanks, Adlai. I guess you never
outgrow being an eyeball. Oddball.
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Nonsense. You're a captain.
That's a fine profession.
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Well, it's just for a package
delivery service.
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A package is just a box
until it's delivered.
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I'd never thought of it that way.
What do you do?
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- I'm a doctor.
- A tall doctor, you say?
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Sir, you seem stable.
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- Have you thought about adopting?
- No.
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It's a great way to have
a kid without sex.
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Really?
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The government will help
with $ 1 00 a week.
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A hundred dollars a week?
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I'm so sorry I teased you.
Let me make it up.
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- I'll fix it so no one teases you.
- By beating them up?
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I broke that blind kid's nose,
and it made no difference.
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No, I specialize
in phaser eye surgery.
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I can build you a paraffin eye
and graft it on.
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It won't be able to see, but you'll
look like a normal two-eyed person.
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Me? Perfectly normal?
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Sons, daughters, meet Uncle Fry.
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Why are they with you?
Do you have candy?
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No. It's called parenting.
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Come on, dumplings, we've got
1 2 government stipends to collect.
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Our daddy's a giant toy!
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Phaser eye surgery is a capital idea.
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I'm sure Leela's tired of morons
gaping at her eye all the time.
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Cosmetic surgery's great.
I used to be too cute...
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...so I had cuteness reduction
surgery here and here.
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You're crazy! Leela doesn't
need surgery. You look great now.
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That's so sweet, Fry. But for once,
I just want to look normal.
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You're better, you're abnormal!
You shouldn't care what people think.
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I'll start by not caring
what you think.
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I'm getting the surgery.
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- Thattagirl!
- Wonderful!
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You can also get an ink pouch
to help you escape your enemies.
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That's the stupidest idea
I've ever heard, you imbecile!
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Now we'll find out if the operation
was a success. Hold on to your hats.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
This is the wrong patient.
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- Those eyes look so great on you!
- She looked fine before.
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- No.
- Wrong.
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Wow, look at me!
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- I don't have the hang of blinking.
- You will.
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I try not to blink too much, because
it's flashy. But when I do, I enjoy it.
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I did it! I blunk!
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Just in time
to screw up this picture!
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Hooray!
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I've never felt so unremarkable! Today
I actually blended in with a crowd!
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- Kids, meet the jerk-bags I work with.
- Hello, jerk-bags!
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- They're so cute! What are their names?
- Kids have names?
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- My name's Nina, and his name's Albert.
- Now you're all named Bender Jr.!
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Look! My first government
stipend check.
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Twelve baby humans, 1 200 wing-wangs.
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Daddy Bender, we're hungry.
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What is it with you kids?
Every other day, it's food, food, food!
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Oh, fine. I'll get you
some stupid food.
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- Can we have Bender burgers?
- The cat shelter's onto me.
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Hello, Leela.
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I was getting one of my shirts toned
down, so I dropped in for your exam.
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- That's handsome of you.
- Follow the light with your eyes.
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Perfect. A guy could fall
head over heels for you.
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- I'm interested myself.
- What are you saying?
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I'm not good with words,
so I'm in a delicate conundrum.
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- Will you go out with me?
- Sure.
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I don't know what else to say, so I'll
just say it. Okey-dokey, see you then.
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This is so unfair.
I liked you as a cyclops.
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- He's only interested in your eyes.
- You're just jealous.
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No, I'm not! Wait, I am!
But my point remains valid!
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I want to try dating a man,
who if you go somewhere with him...
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...no one says he's crummy.
I deserve that once in life.
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Be careful with that Adlai.
He's a doctor. They're poor.
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- Most doctors are rich.
- When did this happen?
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You're joking, right?
That's not funny!
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They got everything you need:
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00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:56,484 X1:196 X2:523 Y1:451 Y2:516
Booze, peanuts, they got
a crapper in the back...
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- That's something you do, right?
- Yeah.
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00:10:59,173 --> 00:11:01,892 X1:195 X2:519 Y1:490 Y2:516
Then knock yourself out.
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00:11:02,253 --> 00:11:06,007 X1:187 X2:530 Y1:451 Y2:516
Only eat and drink enough
to keep yourselves alive!
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00:11:06,253 --> 00:11:09,290 X1:150 X2:566 Y1:489 Y2:516
I'm trying to make a profit here.
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00:11:12,133 --> 00:11:17,082 X1:165 X2:551 Y1:455 Y2:516
- Daddy, Bethany's hitting me!
- Here.
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- These kids yours?
- Yeah.
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- I like a man with responsibility.
- That's me, baby.
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Let me ditch the kids in an alley,
and we can go have some fun.
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00:11:30,413 --> 00:11:33,211 X1:187 X2:529 Y1:451 Y2:516
- Daddy Bender?
- Daddy's trying to score...
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00:11:33,453 --> 00:11:37,890 X1:146 X2:572 Y1:451 Y2:516
...with a cheap floozy right now,
so cram a Tinkertoy in it.
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00:11:38,093 --> 00:11:41,483 X1:190 X2:525 Y1:490 Y2:516
I love you, Daddy Bender.
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- What the hell? Quit hugging me!
- I guess you're busy. Catch you later.
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You morons! I've got half a mind...
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00:11:49,933 --> 00:11:54,165 X1:119 X2:598 Y1:451 Y2:516
...to hug each and every one of you,
and see how you like it!
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Come on.
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I'll take you someplace
no one could object to.
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That sounds wonderful.
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00:12:12,053 --> 00:12:17,081 X1:133 X2:582 Y1:061 Y2:127
I'd like an extra-beautiful bouquet
for my extra-gorgeous sweetheart.
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Average, please.
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Adlai, I've had
a wonderful time today.
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No one's stared at me or avoided
staring or tried to burn me.
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You make me feel so not weird.
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Leela, you're 999,999 in a million.
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Thanks for coming to get
to know Adlai. Isn't he dreamy?
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Totally.
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Listen, I want you all to know
your Leela's one standard lady.
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Oh, Adlai, stop.
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00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:09,689 X1:163 X2:554 Y1:450 Y2:516
What's wonderful about Leela
being normal? We aren't.
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00:13:09,853 --> 00:13:12,925 X1:171 X2:543 Y1:450 Y2:516
That's what makes us great.
Like Dr. Zoidberg.
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00:13:13,173 --> 00:13:16,961 X1:089 X2:626 Y1:450 Y2:516
- He's a weird monster who eats garbage.
- Damn right.
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00:13:17,173 --> 00:13:21,132 X1:170 X2:546 Y1:450 Y2:516
And the professor's a senile,
amoral crackpot!
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- Hermes is a Rastafarian accountant.
- Tally me banana.
157
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Amy's a klutz from Mars.
158
00:13:27,853 --> 00:13:31,084 X1:144 X2:572 Y1:450 Y2:516
- And you've got that brain thing.
- I already did!
159
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Leela, do you want
to be like us or like Adlai...
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...with no severe mental
or social problems whatsoever?
161
00:13:39,053 --> 00:13:41,442 X1:134 X2:580 Y1:489 Y2:516
That's the dumbest question ever.
162
00:13:41,653 --> 00:13:43,769 X1:257 X2:458 Y1:450 Y2:516
- She's right.
- Daylight come.
163
00:13:44,493 --> 00:13:48,247 X1:125 X2:591 Y1:451 Y2:516
- Coming through. Watch your head.
- Help, I'm under attack!
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00:13:50,573 --> 00:13:55,089 X1:126 X2:589 Y1:451 Y2:516
Remember your manners. Forks in
the left pocket, spoons in the right.
165
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:59,081 X1:153 X2:563 Y1:451 Y2:516
Which one of you cutie muffins
gets the spicy squab?
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00:13:59,293 --> 00:14:00,885 X1:335 X2:381 Y1:495 Y2:516
Me.
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00:14:01,213 --> 00:14:04,603 X1:076 X2:642 Y1:456 Y2:516
- What do we say when you get something?
- About time!
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00:14:04,773 --> 00:14:06,684 X1:260 X2:455 Y1:489 Y2:516
That's my boy!
169
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:09,288 X1:168 X2:546 Y1:489 Y2:516
And here's your check. Bam!
170
00:14:10,693 --> 00:14:11,921 X1:246 X2:469 Y1:490 Y2:516
I gotta go poopy!
171
00:14:12,093 --> 00:14:15,130 X1:183 X2:533 Y1:455 Y2:516
You should've gone before
it was time to run.
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Go! Through the kitchen!
173
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You little crooks! If I catch you,
I'm gonna make cutie-muffin gumbo!
174
00:14:23,533 --> 00:14:27,048 X1:178 X2:537 Y1:451 Y2:516
Seeing that robot force
children to do his bidding...
175
00:14:27,213 --> 00:14:32,207 X1:160 X2:556 Y1:456 Y2:516
...makes me think about kids.
- Us? Me? You? Kids?
176
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:37,043 X1:141 X2:574 Y1:455 Y2:516
It's time to stop living this
vida bachelor loca and have kids.
177
00:14:37,253 --> 00:14:42,486 X1:175 X2:540 Y1:451 Y2:516
Oh, Adlai. This is the most
beautiful moment of my life.
178
00:14:51,293 --> 00:14:53,329 X1:151 X2:565 Y1:490 Y2:516
Daddy, I want a piggyback ride!
179
00:14:53,533 --> 00:14:57,685 X1:167 X2:551 Y1:450 Y2:516
Daddy's tired. Let's just have
another dog pile on Fry.
180
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:05,884 X1:156 X2:559 Y1:451 Y2:516
- Tell us a story, Daddy Bender!
- Story!
181
00:15:06,133 --> 00:15:10,524 X1:161 X2:554 Y1:451 Y2:516
- All right, fine. Gather around.
- Yeah! Story!
182
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We want to hear this one again.
183
00:15:15,293 --> 00:15:19,047 X1:198 X2:521 Y1:451 Y2:516
"Bender's Arrest Record,
by the police.
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00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:23,246 X1:150 X2:565 Y1:451 Y2:516
On March 3, at 2 p.m.,
Bender was caught shoplifting."
185
00:15:23,413 --> 00:15:25,881 X1:182 X2:533 Y1:490 Y2:516
Yeah, show us the picture.
186
00:15:27,773 --> 00:15:28,888 X1:281 X2:434 Y1:495 Y2:516
There he is!
187
00:15:29,093 --> 00:15:31,732 X1:110 X2:605 Y1:489 Y2:516
It's 9:00, you know what that means.
188
00:15:31,933 --> 00:15:35,892 X1:207 X2:510 Y1:450 Y2:516
Daddy's sick of looking
at you, so go to bed.
189
00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:40,088 X1:179 X2:536 Y1:454 Y2:516
The grownups have to talk.
Come on, Ma.
190
00:15:43,093 --> 00:15:47,132 X1:124 X2:594 Y1:451 Y2:516
Now to figure out how much money
I'm raking in off those kids.
191
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,642 X1:229 X2:487 Y1:456 Y2:516
- I need a calculator.
- You are one.
192
00:15:55,853 --> 00:16:01,485 X1:124 X2:593 Y1:451 Y2:516
I mean a good calculator. Minus the
food, the bunny-rabbit wallpaper...
193
00:16:01,653 --> 00:16:05,362 X1:197 X2:518 Y1:451 Y2:516
I get 1 00 bucks a kid,
and they're costing 1 1 0!
194
00:16:05,533 --> 00:16:09,651 X1:122 X2:593 Y1:451 Y2:516
- There goes my cabinets.
- I won't go to another PTA meeting!
195
00:16:09,813 --> 00:16:11,690 X1:198 X2:517 Y1:490 Y2:516
The kids have got to go!
196
00:16:11,933 --> 00:16:17,291 X1:174 X2:543 Y1:451 Y2:516
- Daddy, how do I flush you?
- Just go to bed!
197
00:16:28,573 --> 00:16:31,849 X1:203 X2:515 Y1:451 Y2:516
Doing this jigsaw puzzle
of a pacifier factory...
198
00:16:32,013 --> 00:16:34,481 X1:110 X2:607 Y1:495 Y2:516
...makes me want children even more.
199
00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:39,721 X1:119 X2:597 Y1:450 Y2:516
I was thinking. Since we're orphans,
maybe we should adopt a child.
200
00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:42,493 X1:137 X2:577 Y1:489 Y2:516
Adoption? Yes, that's acceptable.
201
00:16:42,693 --> 00:16:46,652 X1:178 X2:538 Y1:450 Y2:516
It's more than acceptable.
It's adequately satisfactory.
202
00:16:51,213 --> 00:16:56,333 X1:125 X2:593 Y1:450 Y2:516
Imperial Dragon restaurant? I've got
a herd of you-know-whats for sale.
203
00:16:56,933 --> 00:17:01,006 X1:114 X2:602 Y1:489 Y2:516
Let me check. Oh, aren't you a cutie.
204
00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:03,892 X1:240 X2:474 Y1:490 Y2:516
About 35 pounds.
205
00:17:04,093 --> 00:17:05,685 X1:317 X2:399 Y1:495 Y2:516
What?
206
00:17:06,973 --> 00:17:09,533 X1:133 X2:582 Y1:489 Y2:516
Bender, we'd like to adopt a child.
207
00:17:09,733 --> 00:17:11,325 X1:236 X2:478 Y1:490 Y2:516
This is the place...
208
00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:15,122 X1:144 X2:575 Y1:450 Y2:516
...because Bender's Orphanarium
means discount orphans.
209
00:17:15,373 --> 00:17:19,605 X1:138 X2:579 Y1:451 Y2:516
What do I have to do to send you
home with 1 2 orphans?
210
00:17:19,853 --> 00:17:24,210 X1:137 X2:579 Y1:450 Y2:516
- I'm afraid we only want one.
- I'll show you what I got in stock.
211
00:17:24,413 --> 00:17:26,131 X1:253 X2:462 Y1:495 Y2:516
I remember this.
212
00:17:26,373 --> 00:17:30,969 X1:155 X2:559 Y1:451 Y2:516
They trot you out, and parents
judge you like a piece of meat.
213
00:17:31,173 --> 00:17:33,528 X1:268 X2:448 Y1:450 Y2:516
- I'm Albert.
- Kind of fatty.
214
00:17:33,733 --> 00:17:39,091 X1:112 X2:604 Y1:451 Y2:516
Then how about this little number?
Purebred human. No vampire in there.
215
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:44,363 X1:180 X2:536 Y1:455 Y2:516
If you're strapped for cash,
consider this unit.
216
00:17:44,573 --> 00:17:50,011 X1:106 X2:609 Y1:456 Y2:516
Cursed with a third ear but full of
an emotion I understand is called love.
217
00:17:50,253 --> 00:17:53,290 X1:151 X2:565 Y1:490 Y2:516
One time, I did 1 00 jump ropes.
218
00:17:54,013 --> 00:17:56,925 X1:187 X2:528 Y1:455 Y2:516
I can't decide.
We have to think about it.
219
00:17:57,133 --> 00:17:59,772 X1:188 X2:526 Y1:456 Y2:516
Grownups gotta talk now.
Time for bed.
220
00:17:59,973 --> 00:18:04,489 X1:239 X2:476 Y1:450 Y2:516
- But it's 1 0 a.m.
- I said hit the hay!
221
00:18:08,613 --> 00:18:12,128 X1:176 X2:539 Y1:455 Y2:516
- Oh, they're all so adorable.
- Yeah.
222
00:18:12,373 --> 00:18:16,651 X1:185 X2:531 Y1:450 Y2:516
It's times like this I can
hardly bear to let them go.
223
00:18:16,973 --> 00:18:21,763 X1:135 X2:580 Y1:451 Y2:516
Good night, you princes of Maine,
you kings of New New England.
224
00:18:22,253 --> 00:18:25,882 X1:139 X2:575 Y1:450 Y2:516
You're under arrest
for child cruelty, endangerment...
225
00:18:26,133 --> 00:18:30,331 X1:131 X2:583 Y1:451 Y2:516
...selling children as food
and faking the weight of livestock.
226
00:18:30,533 --> 00:18:33,764 X1:173 X2:543 Y1:451 Y2:516
If you had kids of your own,
you'd understand!
227
00:18:35,693 --> 00:18:38,651 X1:225 X2:491 Y1:451 Y2:516
Would it be all right
if we adopted a kid?
228
00:18:38,853 --> 00:18:42,687 X1:169 X2:549 Y1:061 Y2:122
Might as well. They're gonna
rot in the evidence locker.
229
00:18:43,173 --> 00:18:45,129 X1:301 X2:414 Y1:495 Y2:516
Nice ear!
230
00:18:45,373 --> 00:18:47,762 X1:248 X2:468 Y1:490 Y2:516
Hey, freaky ears!
231
00:18:48,853 --> 00:18:53,881 X1:096 X2:620 Y1:450 Y2:516
- I've made up my mind. Let's adopt her.
- But there's plenty of normal ones.
232
00:18:54,093 --> 00:18:57,005 X1:187 X2:529 Y1:451 Y2:516
Come on, she could
really use a mom and dad.
233
00:18:57,213 --> 00:19:01,570 X1:205 X2:513 Y1:451 Y2:516
Ear-face, Ear-faceSally won the ugly race
234
00:19:01,773 --> 00:19:05,129 X1:177 X2:538 Y1:456 Y2:516
They have a point.
She has an ear on her face.
235
00:19:05,373 --> 00:19:10,049 X1:127 X2:589 Y1:451 Y2:516
So what? She may be different,
but she still deserves a good home.
236
00:19:10,253 --> 00:19:14,804 X1:115 X2:599 Y1:450 Y2:516
If you want her, I'll give her
an operation to make her acceptable.
237
00:19:15,013 --> 00:19:18,642 X1:153 X2:561 Y1:450 Y2:516
She doesn't need an operation.
She's fine this way.
238
00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:22,482 X1:105 X2:612 Y1:451 Y2:516
- And you were fine the way you were?
- Damn right I was!
239
00:19:23,573 --> 00:19:27,009 X1:189 X2:527 Y1:451 Y2:516
Shut up, Fry! Look, Adlai,
I'm proud to be different.
240
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:30,245 X1:214 X2:505 Y1:450 Y2:516
I wish I'd realized that
when I was her age.
241
00:19:30,453 --> 00:19:32,444 X1:247 X2:469 Y1:495 Y2:516
I also have a tail.
242
00:19:32,653 --> 00:19:36,168 X1:178 X2:537 Y1:451 Y2:516
Take me to the hospital
and put my eye back. Now.
243
00:19:36,373 --> 00:19:37,726 X1:214 X2:502 Y1:490 Y2:516
Why should I do that?
244
00:19:37,893 --> 00:19:41,852 X1:140 X2:574 Y1:451 Y2:516
By the end of the day,
one of us is gonna have one eye.
245
00:19:43,373 --> 00:19:47,491 X1:161 X2:553 Y1:450 Y2:516
In recognition of Bender's
generous gift of 1 2 orphans...
246
00:19:47,693 --> 00:19:50,287 X1:106 X2:610 Y1:490 Y2:516
...and a check for 1 200 wing-wangs...
247
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:56,284 X1:109 X2:605 Y1:451 Y2:516
...I hereby rename this building
the Bender B. Rodriguez Orphanarium!
248
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:03,770 X1:167 X2:548 Y1:450 Y2:516
It's good to have
the weird-looking Leela back.
249
00:20:03,933 --> 00:20:08,404 X1:124 X2:592 Y1:450 Y2:516
You're a true friend. I guess there's
nothing wrong with being weird.
250
00:20:08,613 --> 00:20:11,605 X1:217 X2:499 Y1:450 Y2:516
Leela, there's nothing
wrong with anything.
251
00:20:11,813 --> 00:20:13,246 X1:258 X2:457 Y1:489 Y2:516
We'll miss you.
252
00:20:13,453 --> 00:20:18,288 X1:108 X2:607 Y1:450 Y2:516
We know robots don't have emotions,
but we drawed you this picture.
253
00:20:18,493 --> 00:20:23,487 X1:144 X2:574 Y1:451 Y2:516
So if you ever miss us, even just
a teeny bit, you can look at it.
254
00:20:23,693 --> 00:20:27,003 X1:220 X2:496 Y1:451 Y2:516
Hey, I smoke a cigar,
not a candy cane.
255
00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:49,366 X1:250 X2:467 Y1:490 Y2:516
Hey, what the...?
256
00:20:49,773 --> 00:20:55,405 X1:161 X2:557 Y1:451 Y2:516
Get away! Come on! I just got
all the gum off of there!
257
00:20:55,613 --> 00:20:59,162 X1:194 X2:522 Y1:490 Y2:516
I hate you! I hate you all!
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