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Birdbot of IceCatraz
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Those cookies are fresh-a-licious,
but they produce a lot of trash.
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That head spray makes
your antenna smell nice.
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- Thank you.
- But it's damaging the planet.
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So? It's not the only one we've got.
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Good news! I'm sending you
on an extremely controversial mission.
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- Controversial?
- Oh, my, no.
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For this highly controversial mission,
you'll be towing the Juan Valdez...
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...an orbiting supertanker
full of Colombian dark matter.
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Oil? What if we hit something,
and the tanker leaks?
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lmpossible.
The tanker has 6000 hulls.
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So, unlike me,
it's entirely leakproof.
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Once you've hauled the tanker
past the protestors...
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- Protestors?
- Correct. Six thousand hulls.
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Why do we fly within three feet
of this penguin preserve?
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To avoid the tollbooth.
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She's restocked with emergency jam.
Let's get going.
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At the risk of sounding negative, no.
I can't participate in this mission.
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What are you yapping about?
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Your reckless disregard
for the environment!
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I'm gonna join those protestors.
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This is an outrage. I demand you
hand over your captain's jacket.
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This is my normal jacket.
I've had it 1 0 years.
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I said, hand it over.
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Well, Fry, or should I say
Captain Fry?
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No, I shouldn't.
Bender is the new captain.
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- Bender?
- That's right.
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Being captain
is about intuition and heart.
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A good captain can't have either.
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That's why cold, logical Bender
is perfect for the job.
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I do think of human life
as expendable.
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No fair!
Leela was training me to be captain.
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She let me sit on her lap and steer,
in this comic I drew.
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The new one's out!
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The title of captain
may inflate the human ego...
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...but it's beneath the notice
of my mighty robo-logic.
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Now, look spry, men.
We launch at six bells.
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Greetings. I'm Free Waterfall Sr.,
founder of Penguins Unlimited.
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No applause.
When you clap your hands...
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...you kill thousands of spores that'll
someday form a nutritious fungus.
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Just show your approval
with a mold-friendly thumbs up.
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Please hold your thumbs until the end.
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It's time to stop that tanker
with a nonviolent human circle.
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Why resort to nonviolence?
Can't we kick their asses?
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Little lady, those people's asses
are living things too.
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We're hitched up tighter
than Davy Jones' U-Haul.
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- At ease, men.
- I am at ease.
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I like to give my first mate
an informal nickname.
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From now on,
you'll be known as Wiggles.
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The hell I will. Have you even read
the captain's handbook?
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I have now. What's Peter Parrot's
first rule of captaining?
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"Always respect
the chain o' command," captain.
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Correct, Wiggles. You've just earned
an invitation to the captain's table.
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The captain's table? What an honor.
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Our peace ring has them trapped
like a tiger in a washing machine.
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- Get ready.
- Look at that. Here they come.
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Didn't you realize spaceships
can move in three dimensions?
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No, I did not.
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That tanker gave us the slip,
but we'll stop them here on Pluto.
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If you're cold, rub your bodies with
permafrost. It's nature's long johns.
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If rubbing dirt in your crotch
is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
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This here is our penguin preserve.
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They're so cute, like if puppies
and kittens could have babies.
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We use hand puppets around young ones
to simulate a natural environment.
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That's adorable.
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It's this medal I'm most proud of.
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I won it for saving the children
of Earth from a giant kangaroo.
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It was on Australian news.
You didn't see it.
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- Brilliant.
- Would you cram a sock in it?
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Those aren't even medals. They're
bottle caps and pepperoni slices.
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Thank you, steward.
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Weren't you about to toast
your gallant captain?
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Fine, I've got a toast.
To Captain Bender. He's the best...
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...at being a jerk, and his ugly face
is as dumb as a butt.
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I've heard better.
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If I were in charge,
I wouldn't treat you like this.
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You're nothing but a blowhard.
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Sir, you forget yourself. Shut up.
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Being captain is more important to you
than being my friend. I'm going.
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Going? But a captain can't drink
without his first mate.
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- You can drink with me, maybe?
- I don't feel like drinking.
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Then if you'll excuse me...
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...I see some ravioli
that only has two shoe prints on it.
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Three.
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Please have some liquor.
Robots need alcohol to function.
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I once knew a guy...
You look like him.
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He wasn't neither...
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- I'm a good captain.
- Please, I love you like a father!
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Oh, I hope they read my sign!
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- Bender's too low and upside down.
- He must be talking on a cell phone.
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- What's happening?
- All 6000 hulls have been breached.
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Fools. If only they'd built it with
6001 hulls. When will they learn?
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Continuing our coverage of a tragic,but faraway, story.
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The crisis on Pluto worsensas dark matter spreads.
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The images are truly horrific.
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I don 't think any of us can understandhow those poor penguins feel.
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Oily humanoid.
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At the time of the crash, the captainhad an alcohol level of. 08 percent...
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... well below the legal limitfor robots.
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As your lawyer, I declare y'all
are in a 1 2-piece bucket of trouble.
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But I struck you a deal.
Five hours of community service...
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...cleaning up that mess.
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Five hours? Couldn't you have
just gotten me the death penalty?
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I'd have done better,
but it's hard pleading a case...
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...while awaiting trial
for incompetence.
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Good luck with that.
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Now, you stay away
from those Puffin twins.
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00:09:32,135 --> 00:09:36,094 X1:102 X2:614 Y1:451 Y2:516
To avoid frostbite,
put your hands between your buttocks.
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That's nature's pocket.
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- I'll check on Bender.
- Watch so he doesn't pick your pocket.
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Can't beat fresh-squeezed.
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Bender, can you at least pretend
you're being punished?
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Clean the black parts too.
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Are they black with white feathers...
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00:10:00,935 --> 00:10:05,690 X1:128 X2:588 Y1:451 Y2:516
...or white with black feathers?
- Don't matter. They're all beautiful.
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Yo, screws, more Tegrin over here.
What's this?
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Man, he got away.
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00:10:30,495 --> 00:10:32,133 X1:131 X2:584 Y1:490 Y2:516
This is why chief says no hugging.
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00:10:34,415 --> 00:10:37,646 X1:163 X2:552 Y1:451 Y2:516
Good work, everyone.
I suggest you get some sleep.
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00:10:37,895 --> 00:10:44,414 X1:106 X2:613 Y1:450 Y2:516
I'm gonna stay up singing songs about
penguins in a fine, piercing tenor.
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00:10:44,615 --> 00:10:50,053 X1:138 X2:578 Y1:454 Y2:516
Has anyone seen Bender? Bender!
Here robot, robot, robot.
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00:10:51,895 --> 00:10:54,853 X1:150 X2:567 Y1:450 Y2:516
Why weren't you Kong donkeys
cleaning up?
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00:10:55,095 --> 00:10:58,770 X1:153 X2:561 Y1:451 Y2:516
They sent us inside
for doing an unsatisfactory job.
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00:10:58,975 --> 00:11:02,285 X1:187 X2:528 Y1:456 Y2:516
- And eating penguin eggs.
- You ate most of them.
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00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:07,649 X1:107 X2:610 Y1:450 Y2:516
Where's Captain Bender?
Off catastrophizing some other planet?
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00:11:07,895 --> 00:11:13,447 X1:114 X2:601 Y1:450 Y2:516
- Damn it, Fry! He's still your captain!
- He didn't come back with the group.
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00:11:13,695 --> 00:11:14,810 X1:288 X2:430 Y1:455 Y2:516
- He didn't?
- No.
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00:11:15,015 --> 00:11:18,803 X1:121 X2:595 Y1:450 Y2:516
It's 20 degrees below absolute zero.
I better go find him.
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00:11:19,015 --> 00:11:23,293 X1:098 X2:617 Y1:456 Y2:516
Wait. Bender and I have disagreements,
but we're still friends...
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00:11:23,495 --> 00:11:26,805 X1:184 X2:534 Y1:455 Y2:516
...and I'm gonna show him
what that means.
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00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:28,924 X1:280 X2:435 Y1:490 Y2:516
To the ship.
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00:11:29,175 --> 00:11:32,611 X1:145 X2:571 Y1:450 Y2:516
Why don't you walk?
He was only 20 yards from here.
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00:11:32,855 --> 00:11:34,686 X1:154 X2:562 Y1:493 Y2:516
Madam, I am in command now.
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00:11:34,935 --> 00:11:39,565 X1:182 X2:535 Y1:453 Y2:516
Such a man. I'd follow him
to hell and back, I would.
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00:11:53,575 --> 00:11:55,213 X1:282 X2:435 Y1:495 Y2:516
What the...?
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00:11:58,775 --> 00:12:03,212 X1:149 X2:567 Y1:450 Y2:516
What's this water made of, ice?
Forget this!
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00:12:44,455 --> 00:12:48,926 X1:100 X2:615 Y1:450 Y2:516
I don't think we're on Pluto.
We may have left space as we know it.
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00:12:49,175 --> 00:12:50,403 X1:226 X2:491 Y1:495 Y2:516
Then where are we?
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00:12:50,615 --> 00:12:55,006 X1:115 X2:600 Y1:451 Y2:516
- You said you knew how to navigate.
- Stop yelling at me.
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00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:13,005 X1:117 X2:600 Y1:450 Y2:516
It's worse than we thought. It seems
dark matter is nature's sex drug.
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00:14:13,255 --> 00:14:18,807 X1:096 X2:620 Y1:450 Y2:516
It's like a mix of penguin estrogen,
penguin Viagra and Spanish penguin fly.
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00:14:19,055 --> 00:14:21,888 X1:169 X2:546 Y1:455 Y2:516
- It's making them ultrafertile.
- How ultra?
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00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:25,212 X1:195 X2:522 Y1:451 Y2:516
A garden-variety penguin
lays one egg a year.
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Since the spill, our penguins
lay six eggs every 1 5 minutes!
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00:14:30,095 --> 00:14:33,007 X1:106 X2:608 Y1:490 Y2:516
Also, the eggs hatch in only 1 2 hours!
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00:14:33,215 --> 00:14:36,013 X1:149 X2:566 Y1:490 Y2:516
Also, the males are laying eggs!
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00:14:37,735 --> 00:14:40,613 X1:188 X2:527 Y1:490 Y2:516
This man has overgasped!
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00:14:40,975 --> 00:14:44,047 X1:169 X2:548 Y1:456 Y2:516
Soon, there will be too many
birds to count.
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00:14:44,255 --> 00:14:49,727 X1:111 X2:603 Y1:451 Y2:516
Before long, they will exhaust
their food supply and starve to death.
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00:14:49,935 --> 00:14:55,009 X1:140 X2:574 Y1:450 Y2:516
If only we hadn't flown penguins
to Pluto and dumped oil on them.
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00:14:55,215 --> 00:15:00,972 X1:109 X2:609 Y1:450 Y2:516
- Can't we stop them from multiplying?
- Yes. Thankfully, we have a plan.
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00:15:01,175 --> 00:15:04,850 X1:160 X2:556 Y1:450 Y2:516
- What is it? We'll do anything!
- Grab your guns.
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00:15:05,055 --> 00:15:09,333 X1:144 X2:573 Y1:451 Y2:516
I declare penguin hunting season
officially open!
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00:15:18,415 --> 00:15:21,964 X1:171 X2:546 Y1:450 Y2:516
Isn't there some way
to keep them from breeding?
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00:15:22,175 --> 00:15:25,292 X1:195 X2:522 Y1:455 Y2:516
Cold showers don't work
on Antarctic creatures.
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00:15:25,495 --> 00:15:30,364 X1:133 X2:583 Y1:456 Y2:516
Surely, a quick semipainless death
is better than weeks of starvation.
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Well, I suppose.
158
00:15:33,055 --> 00:15:37,367 X1:144 X2:571 Y1:451 Y2:516
But I joined Penguins Unlimited
to love penguins, not hunt them.
159
00:15:37,575 --> 00:15:39,293 X1:154 X2:561 Y1:495 Y2:516
The two are one and the same.
160
00:15:39,495 --> 00:15:44,091 X1:125 X2:592 Y1:451 Y2:516
Now, are you with us, or are you
gonna let innocent penguins suffer?
161
00:15:45,255 --> 00:15:50,045 X1:169 X2:546 Y1:450 Y2:516
Oh, God, it's inhuman!
It's like Hong Kong! I'll do it!
162
00:15:51,495 --> 00:15:55,488 X1:142 X2:573 Y1:455 Y2:516
That's a good old-fashioned gun.
Rifle check!
163
00:15:55,695 --> 00:15:58,607 X1:276 X2:439 Y1:451 Y2:516
- Oh, yeah!
- Wee doggy!
164
00:15:58,815 --> 00:16:00,692 X1:223 X2:491 Y1:489 Y2:516
You're enjoying this!
165
00:16:00,895 --> 00:16:06,174 X1:119 X2:598 Y1:451 Y2:516
Look, if you have to shoot penguins,
you might as well enjoy it.
166
00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:10,288 X1:173 X2:543 Y1:455 Y2:516
Sorry, if it's fun in any way,
it's not environmentalism.
167
00:16:10,535 --> 00:16:15,290 X1:111 X2:607 Y1:454 Y2:516
- Really? How about blowing up dams?
- Yeah, that is fun.
168
00:16:15,495 --> 00:16:17,326 X1:247 X2:469 Y1:494 Y2:516
Let's conservate!
169
00:16:20,895 --> 00:16:23,728 X1:107 X2:608 Y1:489 Y2:516
It's been an honor to serve under you!
170
00:16:30,215 --> 00:16:32,524 X1:184 X2:530 Y1:490 Y2:516
This is for their own good.
171
00:16:32,775 --> 00:16:37,087 X1:199 X2:515 Y1:455 Y2:516
Don't leave orphans.
Gotta kill entire families.
172
00:16:40,255 --> 00:16:46,728 X1:111 X2:603 Y1:450 Y2:516
They're so cute. No! You can do this.
It's like murdering a little butler.
173
00:16:46,975 --> 00:16:49,887 X1:280 X2:435 Y1:494 Y2:516
I can't look.
174
00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:58,494 X1:178 X2:537 Y1:493 Y2:516
Oh, no! What have I done?!
175
00:17:02,295 --> 00:17:04,684 X1:233 X2:482 Y1:490 Y2:516
You poor little guy!
176
00:17:05,015 --> 00:17:07,290 X1:201 X2:515 Y1:489 Y2:516
I'm so sorry l... Bender?!
177
00:17:15,815 --> 00:17:18,648 X1:111 X2:606 Y1:490 Y2:516
Were you hiding out with these guys?
178
00:17:18,855 --> 00:17:21,005 X1:167 X2:548 Y1:490 Y2:516
Of course not! Filthy ice rats!
179
00:17:21,215 --> 00:17:22,807 X1:281 X2:433 Y1:495 Y2:516
Scat! Shoo!
180
00:17:23,495 --> 00:17:25,406 X1:152 X2:563 Y1:490 Y2:516
What are you doing? Get away!
181
00:17:25,615 --> 00:17:29,654 X1:200 X2:516 Y1:454 Y2:516
- They love you.
- Well, I don't love them.
182
00:17:35,175 --> 00:17:38,485 X1:151 X2:564 Y1:455 Y2:516
I don't know why,
but when I look at their faces...
183
00:17:38,695 --> 00:17:42,483 X1:171 X2:546 Y1:451 Y2:516
...it makes me want to puke!
In a good way.
184
00:17:52,535 --> 00:17:54,605 X1:223 X2:492 Y1:490 Y2:516
Stop! Stop shooting!
185
00:17:54,815 --> 00:17:57,568 X1:261 X2:455 Y1:450 Y2:516
- It's me! Leela!
- Sorry.
186
00:17:57,775 --> 00:18:01,688 X1:158 X2:558 Y1:450 Y2:516
Why aren't you firing at them?
Don't you want to help them?
187
00:18:01,895 --> 00:18:06,366 X1:109 X2:607 Y1:451 Y2:516
- Not this way.
- You're not a tree-hugging kook at all!
188
00:18:06,575 --> 00:18:09,965 X1:139 X2:578 Y1:450 Y2:516
I don't know if shooting penguins
will help or not.
189
00:18:10,175 --> 00:18:15,568 X1:117 X2:598 Y1:450 Y2:516
But the decision shouldn't be in the
hands of people who kill just for fun.
190
00:18:15,775 --> 00:18:19,404 X1:174 X2:540 Y1:451 Y2:516
You may just be farming
some free-range truth there.
191
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:24,167 X1:140 X2:577 Y1:451 Y2:516
But we already made 200 pounds
of batter for penguin tempura.
192
00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:28,288 X1:171 X2:545 Y1:455 Y2:516
- Okay, boys, it's them or us!
- No!
193
00:18:29,055 --> 00:18:31,125 X1:238 X2:479 Y1:456 Y2:516
- Where did they...?
- Attack!
194
00:18:47,495 --> 00:18:50,726 X1:161 X2:557 Y1:451 Y2:516
Make sure they use every part
of my body!
195
00:18:50,975 --> 00:18:53,170 X1:180 X2:536 Y1:489 Y2:516
I'll avenge your death, son!
196
00:18:53,655 --> 00:18:57,443 X1:156 X2:561 Y1:451 Y2:516
They used to be peaceful.
I suppose this was your doing?
197
00:18:57,655 --> 00:19:01,887 X1:172 X2:546 Y1:450 Y2:516
I taught them if it ain't black
and white, peck and bite.
198
00:19:02,095 --> 00:19:05,485 X1:159 X2:557 Y1:490 Y2:516
Now, to take off my tuxedo...
199
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:12,490 X1:123 X2:592 Y1:489 Y2:516
Guys, it's me, your lovable dictator!
200
00:19:19,055 --> 00:19:20,966 X1:183 X2:533 Y1:490 Y2:516
If only we had a toboggan!
201
00:19:23,575 --> 00:19:25,884 X1:265 X2:450 Y1:495 Y2:516
Faster! Faster!
202
00:19:41,135 --> 00:19:45,287 X1:152 X2:563 Y1:451 Y2:516
Right, they can swim.
It's all coming back to me now.
203
00:19:50,415 --> 00:19:52,133 X1:296 X2:421 Y1:450 Y2:516
- It's Fry!
- Wiggles?
204
00:19:59,775 --> 00:20:02,733 X1:204 X2:511 Y1:450 Y2:516
At least it'll help
reduce their population.
205
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:06,894 X1:170 X2:545 Y1:490 Y2:516
Yeah, life is hilariously cruel.
206
00:20:12,015 --> 00:20:14,483 X1:172 X2:546 Y1:456 Y2:516
- Permission to come aboard?
- Granted.
207
00:20:14,695 --> 00:20:18,483 X1:107 X2:608 Y1:489 Y2:516
We can't take off without our captain.
208
00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:22,405 X1:200 X2:514 Y1:490 Y2:516
And bring my toboggan.
209
00:20:25,695 --> 00:20:30,325 X1:115 X2:602 Y1:451 Y2:516
- Were you able to help the penguins?
- Sure. I mean, not really.
210
00:20:30,535 --> 00:20:32,969 X1:185 X2:530 Y1:495 Y2:516
Nature will work itself out.
211
00:20:33,135 --> 00:20:36,286 X1:176 X2:542 Y1:450 Y2:516
It can't screw up any worse
than we did, right?
212
00:20:36,455 --> 00:20:37,444 X1:271 X2:444 Y1:494 Y2:516
I don't know.
213
00:20:37,615 --> 00:20:44,054 X1:104 X2:613 Y1:451 Y2:516
Quit worrying! Thanks to my influence,
those stupid birds will do just fine.
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