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Say, uh, Russ, you want to help your old man put the finishing touches on the

Christmas tree?

Uh, you know what? I would, Dad, but it looks like you've got it all handled,

and I just wouldn't want to ruin it.

Eh, nonsense.

How about you, Audrey?

You want to help your old dad put some finishing touches on the Christmas tree?

I would, but I'm afraid that'd be too lame.

Now's our chance. Let's go to the Christmas party at Brad's house.

Okay, but... What about Dad?

He's going to be so unhappy if the whole family's gone for Christmas.

It's not like we're his real family anyways.

Besides, Cousin Eddie has been a major creep lately.

And we've been cooped up in the house all Christmas break.

We're adults.

And I want to get fucked.

Shut up.

You're going to wake up Grandpa.

I want to get fucked.

Okay, then fuck me.

Ew!

Gross!

Well, what is it, Sparky?

I just don't get it, Ellen.

I can't seem to get the kids engaged in the Christmas spirit.

They're not the same as when we first adopted them.

Well, if there's anything that I know, it's that your Christmas spirit is

contagious.

Now, get over there and spread that holiday of cheer across Russ and

faces.

I can't believe I'm missing this fucking party right now.

What is so wrong with missing just one party out of the entire year? You don't

understand.

Brian invited a ton of whores tonight, and I wanted to be one of them.

He's probably ball -deep in some bimbo right now.

I mean, you could still be one of those bimbos.

What the hell are you doing?

You said you wanted to get fucked.

Ew! Gross!

Not by my brother!

Look, I had to miss out on all those words too, okay?

So, why don't you take off your top real quick and let me jerk off for a minute.

Come on.

I don't know.

You're not that -

What's the matter, honey?

The presents.

I can't remember where I put them.

Oh, well, didn't you put them in Audrey's room?

I know. I should go check.

I can't believe I'm actually doing this.

Take the top off, too?

A bra?

Fine.

Well?

Sorry, they're fucking great. I don't know if you're tits.

You wanna suck it?

Ew.

Don't be so gross.

Come on. Just real quick.

Fine.

I didn't think it'd be sucking your cock on Christmas.

What the hell?

It's not the spirit of Christmas.

Fine.

What are you doing?

Nothing. Just teasing off a little bit.

Is that a boner?

Thank you.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Yes!

Right there.

Well, I was excited because Danny was a new addition to the family.

The wedding went off great, and I had high hopes for her.

We had a great day.

The wedding was perfect.

But the problem started that night, the moment we got home.

My mom had told me what to expect on the wedding night, but I didn't really

know.

Whoop!

There's something wrong.

No.

I'm just being a good wife like my mom told me to.

I just, I don't think this is working.

Let me get Bunny in here to help you out.

Okay.

Well, Bunny never acted that way.

She was perfect from the get -go.

When Charles told me about the night of the wedding, he suggested I help out.

You know, give Danny some pointers.

So, our husband told me there's a little problem.

No, sister, I can do this.

You know, a woman's wedding night can be very daunting.

Especially if she's not experienced.

This isn't a contest, you know. We both want the same thing.

A nice, happy family.

Let me go get Charles.

So is she all set?

I think I can do this.

Why don't you show me how you kiss him?

Okay.

Oh, well, I think there's some room for improvement there. Why don't I show you?

Okay.

Why

don't

you try again?

Okay.

better. Here, you can put your hand down here, too.

Start to get him excited.

Like, um, like that?

Yeah, and you can keep kissing him, too, okay?

Yeah, and take your time.

Just be essential with it.

See, he's always enjoying it.

That's it.

You just want to please them.

Keep the family happy.

You can get it

out now, too.

Okay.

Let her do it. She needs practice, honey.

Yeah.

I think she's a quick learner.

You just put your whole hand on it. Don't be shy.

There you go.

That's better.

I don't know what.

Well, honey, why don't you get on the bed, I think.

Okay.

It'll be fine.

Are you ready?

I think so. Just show me how you do it.

Just give it a shot.

Well... Then we'll start with... Here.

Why don't I show you?

And then... Okay.

wet with your mouth and just, you know, put it all over.

Oh, wow.

You're really good at that.

The most important part, watch your teeth.

You don't want to hurt it. It's very precious.

No teeth.

Here, why don't you try now?

Just... Put your mouth on it. It'll be fine.

Okay, fine.

That's it.

Keep going.

And keep it nice and wet.

Like this?

Okay, better.

Now keep going.

Just being, you can go a bit deeper.

You lick it and suck on it.

You know, have fun with it.

Okay.

Here you go.

I think you did a great job.

teacher.

Yeah, perfect.

I told you you'd learn quickly.

She's gonna get good.

She is, really.

Thank you for teaching me.

I just love making our family nice and happy.

Whatever it takes.

Here, why don't we kiss your ass?

I want to show off your cute little body.

I've never seen that before.

Well, you know how it is with your wife. We just share everything.

Don't worry, nudity is perfectly natural.

Am I still doing this alright?

You're doing perfect, but I think we have something else to show you now.

Honey, why don't you fuck me?

Come here.

You're not going to lay on your back?

You can do it all different ways.

You know, whatever your husband likes.

Yeah. So you see, you just take a stick like that.

Pretty simple.

This is how you please your husband.

Oh my gosh.

Keep watching.

Do you want to know how to do it correctly?

You're up next.

You take it so good.

I've had lots of practice with our husbands.

She knows what I like.

I think so.

I mean, I think I can do it.

Oh, you want to make sure you do it right.

Oh, yes.

What do you think, honey? Is that her turn now?

I think so.

She's earned it.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm

-hmm. Mm -hmm.

Oh, wow.

How does it feel, sister?

Sister, it feels good.

Oh, it feels

really

good. Oh,

you're doing great.

Oh my...

Like that?

Yeah. You're doing a great job.

You did so much better.

Keep your mouth open.

Thanks, honey.

Wow, this relationship has become incredible.

Yeah.

I mean, she is such a quick learner.

Now that we've sorted out the teething problems.

Yeah, definitely glad we got that one figured out.

A room.

Bed.

Clean sheets.

The accommodations are pleasant.

But comfort isn't their number one priority.

Until they discover your fertility.

Then, they treat you like royalty.

Especially on ceremony days.

Why would one want to escape?

Tell me, my dear, have you performed a ceremony before?

Blessed be the fruit.

During your time with us, I want to see you as little as possible.

You can play your game, but let's not forget who's the wife and who's the

handmaid. Praise be. May I truly be worthy.

You may be his wife, but I'm the one he's fucking.

Praise be.

Praise be.

I feel so honored being at the ceremony. Thank you.

You're doing a great job, handmaid.

That's enough of that.

Remember what we heard.

You're doing great.

you to come it'll increase the chances of us getting a child oh yes ma 'am

You're doing great.

Everything looks perfect.

Thank you ma 'am

Remember we need you to come too.

Maybe you should write them.

and you didn't even finish inside of you?

Oops.

Go. Off to the Word Camp.

You're never gonna see daylight again.

Go.

Oh my God.

Hmm. Hmm.

Oh, that's so good.

Put it back, sweetie.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Just like that? Yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Just like that. That is good.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh

my

God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah, it's so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, baby.

You want me to come for you?

Here? Here?

Oh, baby.

Here. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Pugsley, what are you doing?

Practicing.

Why are your pants down, Pugsley?

Uh... You're being a complete pervert in front of your sister again.

Why are your pants down in front of Wednesday?

You know what that means.

No dungeon for a week.

But...

You know what that means?

You're going to have to go play in the sun.

No more dungeon for you.

Get out of here!

Oh, fuck.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Oh.

Okay.

Nice.

Thank you.

Don't be scared. I'm sorry I almost blew your dick off.

Come here.

Let me check if there's any damage.

Thank you.

Mwah.

Do you want to fuck me?

Yeah.

It's so good.

Fuck yes.

What?

Yeah.

Now go away, puzzling.