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Hi, I'm... Jill, how's it going?

College, 1967.

Keith Edwards, come on in. How you been doing?

It's great.

You sure look good.

Thank you.

What are you doing around here?

I'm selling the cyclopedias.

Oh, why don't you come in and sit down.

All right, far out.

How you been doing?

It's great.

Make yourself comfy and I'll get the coffee. Do you still take it black?

Yeah, sure do, babe.

Nice pet.

She's doing all right for herself.

Yeah, it's me.

Look, I'm going to be a little late for supper. How about hanging on?

I met an old roommate of mine from college.

Yeah, no, I won't be too late.

Are you talking to me, Keith?

Listen, baby, I'll see you in just a little bit.

Yeah, I was just saying what a nice pad you have here.

I really dig it. You're doing all right for yourself, babe.

Doing all right.

I'm sorry, how clumsy of me.

It's alright.

I'll be back.

It's been a long time since I saw you.

It's been a long time, ain't it babe?

It's kind

of

warm in here, huh?

You don't mind if I take my jacket off, do you? No, no doubt.

Oh, man, it hadn't changed at all.

Just like you were four years ago in college.

Why don't you take that thing off, man?

Oh, flowers, huh?

Flower child.

You like flowers?

Oh, I love them.

Love them, love them, love them.

Why don't we get rid of all this paraphernalia so we can relax?

Okay.

So you've been doing all right. You got a nice pen.

You got it together.

It's been really good lately.

Yeah, you can dig in.

I've been doing all right, but I haven't quite got it this far yet.

You're just as beautiful as you were.

Just as beautiful as you were.

Why don't you give me some head, babe?

You give head like you used to?

Better. Better?

All right.

Get it on down.

It's just like we were at school.

It's been a long time, baby.

Come here.

You still like being on top?

Yes. Yeah.

All right.

Step up for a second.

Don't lay down.

Put your back to me. Right.

Come on, baby, you're just improving with age.

You're going to treat yourself.

Who's that?

Quick, get your things. It's my husband.

It's fine.

Mary? Just go.

Wait a minute. Go into the closet. Jesus Christ.

Hi, George.

Hi. All day.

Oh, you look great.

So fucking horny.

All day at the office.

All I get is girls walking around with bouncing their tits.

Oh.

Oh, it's nice of you to come.

I wanted to take you closer.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I miss you all day.

I'm going to keep feeling real good now. Oh, I hope.

Give me some head.

What's up guys?

Nice and smooth.

Say, honey, did you notice a car out there in front?

Um, no.

I don't know. I didn't see any car out there.

How about the two coffee cups?

Susie came by this afternoon.

It feels so good.

Get some more.

It feels so good.

Come here.

Let me grab you a couple times.

Hi there.

Hi.

You have a nice screw with Mrs. Scott?

What? I said, did you have fun fucking Mrs. Scott?

Uh, I don't know what you're talking about.

Oh, no?

I bet Mr. Scott would be interested in license plate number BLT069.

Exactly what do you want?

I just want to show you something.

It'll only take two minutes.

Please? I live right over there.

And I promise I won't tell Mr. Scott anything, okay?

Yeah, all right, but just for a couple of minutes. Oh, good.

Well, it's really nice, but what is it exactly that you wanted to show me?

This.

Don't you like it?

Sure. Well, don't be afraid. It's not going to bite you.

Go on. You can touch it.

Go on.

You know, um...

I saw you and Jill bawling through the window.

And I thought it would be fun.

Dug it, huh?

Yeah.

To try you on.

Oh, yeah?

I think it's going to be a nice fit.

Yeah, I agree.

Kind of warm in here, huh? Yeah, it's getting that way, huh?

Yeah.

Help me figure that out.

Yeah, I just read it down.

It's real nice.

Let's see how it fits. Oh, yeah.

Oh, it's perfect.

It's pretty good, huh? Yeah.

real pro.

Oh, thank you.

Wow, babe, that was fantastic.

Wow. I always thought it would hurt a lot the first time.

The first time?

Mm -hmm.

Actually, I never thought anything this exciting would happen until I was at

least 16.

16? How old are you?

She's 14.

Aunt Lucy.

Aunt Lucy.

And who the hell are you?

I'm the guy who just got caught balling a 14 -year -old chick.

Well, you're going to be coming with me.

Julie, you stay here.

Let's go.

Never mind your clothes. You don't need them. Let's go. You won't be needing

them for a while.

happens now?

Well, there's two things I haven't told you.

One, that Julie is not a virgin, and two, that she isn't 14.

God, that's a relief. You guys really had me going, man. I thought it was the

end of the line.

The truth is that Julie's 18, and she's also an implomaniac, something she's

inherited from her mother.

Yeah, well, that's, uh...

Nice, but you know, it's getting kind of late. I really have to go. Wait a

second. There's one more thing I have to tell you. Julie's my daughter.

That means that you... I'm also an infomaniac and always in search of

gratification.

You're going to have to do it another way.

Give it to me. Give it to me. I'm doing the best I can, babe.

A good film, man.

Thank you.

Tight to be a mother in a net boat.

We'll just see how tight I am in six months.

Yeah.

Okay, baby, let's go.

Fuck.

Let's go.

Finally, some reinforcement.

How many men did you bring?

None.

You know, you look just like Jill's husband, George.

George, George. George is my brother, my twin brother.

I visited him about six months ago, and I've been here ever since.

Six months? You've been here for six months?

Yeah, five times a day for the last six months.

George takes him on a business trip to Europe.

You two are getting along very nicely. Now, why don't you two just come with me

and see how the suburbs really swing.

Let's go.

Hi. Hi, Julie.

Hi. Well, Julie, now that you've had a chance to screw

Keith, how about Jack, and I'll join in, too.

Oh, far out.

Okay.

Are you up? No. Me either.

Oh, this is the best I've ever had.

Hey, let me try something else.

You're not tired of us yet, are you? Oh, no.

Six months and still I love it.

Oh, good.

Ah, so good.

We wouldn't want you to do anything that you don't like.

No, I like everything you do.

So good.

It sure does.

Do you want to do something with it now?

Why do you think we've kept you this long?

Everybody just freeze where you are. Come on up here, Jackson.

Look, you take the gun. I'm going to go get dressed and make a phone call.

We'll get out of here in a little bit.

Okay.

Stay back.

Stay back. Come here, baby.

Come on. Come on, lover. Come back.

Come on.

It hasn't been so bad.

You don't want to go anywhere, do you?

Tell me you don't want to go anywhere.

Tell me you want to stay with her.

Oh, no.

You want to stay with her. Yeah.

Oh, no.

Uh, hello, honey?

Yeah, it's me again.

Hi, how's it going?

Yeah, look, I'm sorry to text alone.

Yeah, yeah, I had a real ball, but I'll be home pretty soon.

Sure I'm horny after nothing but business all day.

Yeah, as soon as I get home, we'll just screw and screw and screw, baby.

Yeah, okay.

Okay, bye -bye. See you in a little bit, baby.