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Oh my gosh, it's so good to just hang out with you without your mom away.

Because she's mom.

Well, I know, but I love her.

Yeah, but she never wants to have fun like you do.

She's always been like that. You told me that when me and her first got

together. You're like, you know, my mom is not the happy -go -lucky person like

you are.

Can I get some more, by the way?

Come on. Yeah.

We're starting early.

Yeah. There we go.

Go ahead and push them in there.

All right.

Oh, yeah.

Shut.

Shut, shut, shut, shut.

Well, cheers to being able to hang out. Exactly.

That was good.

I'm more strong.

That's all right. You know me. I can hang.

Oh, I'm happy I finished that.

Oh, shit.

Oh, man. So, what are you going to do later tonight?

I mean, I don't know what I'm going to do because your mom is going to be

calling me at 6 to see what I'm up to.

Just stay home. I mean, that's what I'm doing.

Well, tonight's a Thursday.

Nothing's happening, really.

So I might as well just... We can find a good movie to watch or comedy.

Oh, so you're just going to stay and hang with me?

Yeah. I thought you were going to go out with your friends.

Now, why would I do that when we're having so much fun?

I know. Damn.

I'm sorry, but you're...

That feels nice.

What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? No, no, no, no, no. I can't.

What do you mean?

No, no, no, no. This is wrong. I can't. Listen.

If you mouth on that about this, I am not trying to get divorced again.

All right.

Listen.

Nothing's wrong if no one finds out. No, no, no, no, no. I can't, I can't.

That wasn't anything.

No, no, no, no, no.

Whatever.

Yeah? Hey.

What's up?

Um, you know, my shower's having an issue again.

Uh, I told you, I'll look at it, um, as soon as I get done here. I'll take a

look and see what I can do.

But I need a shower.

Well, I'm just finishing up. I'm drying off and stuff. Give me like 10 minutes.

Okay.

What are you doing?

10 minutes?

What's the problem? What are you doing? I'll come look at your shower in a

second. But I need to take a shower now.

What are you doing?

Okay. And I can come take a shower with you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay.

Yeah. No, no. Listen, listen, listen, listen.

No, no, no. Stop, stop, stop, stop. Listen. I told you. I told you.

Put this on. Put this. Cover yourself up.

Jesus. Cover yourself up. Listen, I told you.

All right? If your mom finds out about this, I told you the other night. Stop.

Stop. Stop. Come on. Get out of here. Go, go, go, go, go, go. I'll look at

shower in a second.

What's up?

I kind of need to talk to you.

About what?

Well, it's kind of important.

I'm a little busy right now.

Yeah, well... What the fuck? What are you

doing? Just coming in my room.

Listen.

Why are you dressed like that? Where's your mom?

What are you doing? Where's your mom at?

First of all, I'm your stepdad, okay?

Second of all, you just are not going to take no for an answer, are you?

Listen, where's your mom at?

Out, doing whatever she does. Why does it matter?

Because you're coming into our room, and what if she was in here?

Oh, no, no, no, no. Well, she's not in here.

Are you okay?

Come on, you got to go. Get it. Come on. No, no, no.

I've been teasing you?

Yeah.

How have I been teasing you? You came into the shower the other day. You hang

out with me.

You make me feel great.

That's why I knew it was such a bad idea when we were drinking and then it got a

little inappropriate and now this is happening.

And this should happen.

You're not wearing any panties. You want it to happen, don't you? You're not

wearing any panties? I'm not wearing any panties.

And your dick's already hard.

My dick is hard, but that doesn't mean... Listen, this is, uh...

Just let me.

Please?

Oh, my God.

Holy fuck, it's all morning.

I've been

thinking

about this for a while.

That's right.

please see.

Do you want to throw a little messy?

Oh, get messy.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't

know.

How'd you learn to fuck like this, huh?

Why'd you learn to fuck like this?

Oh,

fuck.

Wondrous.

That was fucking crazy.

Oh my gosh.

I don't know if we should have done it. I don't know if this is... Oh, fuck.

It felt so good, but... Maybe we should clean up before mom gets home. How about

that? Yeah, we definitely need to do that.

Not a word of this to anyone.

Come on, let's go. To anyone.

No friends, nothing.