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Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Well,

welcome to Jaleel, London, England. Up next is...

Action -packed scenes that we're sure you'll love. So stay tuned and don't go

away.

Rye, Rye.

Rye, Rye. Cheerio.

Bye -bye.

What's your name?

Sarah. Oh, Sarah, that's a nice name.

Sarah? My name's Vince.

Hi, how are you?

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Why are you talking to my ass?

Well, you know.

Very nice posture.

So where are you from?

Glasgow. Glasgow, Scotland?

Yeah. Wow.

Do you know any other Glasgow?

No, actually I just learned about Glasgow today as a matter of fact.

Oh, la, la. It's a very famous place. I hear. I hear about that. It sounds like

the place where they make columbos and marrows.

No. Glasgow.

Glasgow.

No, I just like boys. Thank you.

How many boys have you done before at

once? Oh, at once. One.

One? One at a time, yes. First time doing two?

Yeah. Don't blame her.

No, it's true.

You ask.

I told them before. It's number one time.

Number one. Three friends. Number one. Okay, suck it.

Love you a long time.

Anyways,

where were we? I feel very outnumbered with two boys and one of me.

He's cute.

Hello. Hello.

I'm fine.

Excuse me, could I ask you a question?

Could I ask you a few questions?

Who knows?

And how old are you? 22.

22? Yes.

Gosh, you must come from a good genetic family, huh?

No, I just don't... I'm stressed out a lot.

Oh, you're too stressed out. I'm terribly sorry.

Oh, I think you had something to do with it. Shall I lick him? Okay.

Okay.

Grazie. Grazie.

Oh, my old friend. Grazie, italiana.

Not this bag?

Not hard, gentlemen.

This bag you get when you're good, not when you're bad.

That's bad?

Dime, dime, dime, dime.

I'll lift the collar a little.

Oh,

if you look at it

Why are you finished?

I'm not finished yet, baby.

Oh, we're not.

Oh, yes.

Thank you.

Hmm. Hmm.

Thank you for watching Anabolic World Sex Tour.

I'm from London.

Ciao. Ciao.

What about her? You like her?

Yeah, she was very nice, very quiet. Very young.

Yes. Looked very young.

I think she was a retard.

Yeah.

Or she... No, a mute.

Mute. Mute. She didn't talk much. She didn't talk much, but, you know... She

just went... But she... Who needs conversation? Yeah, who needs

She didn't need to talk. She looked good, because she looked like she was

Yeah, I kind of felt like a little child molester, but it was okay, because it's

all her ID.

I still felt that one.

I still felt quite good afterwards. How do you know what I'm talking about?

I was just helping with that there. Oh, all right.

Something's crazy.

Anyways, what's Tiffany?

Watch her.

So who do we have here today? What's your name?

Tiffany. You loved her.

Tiffany. Tiffany.

From where?

Bournemouth. Bournemouth.

Bournemouth.

Bournemouth. Ball mouth? No, ball mouth. Ball mouth?

No. Ball mouth.

You're the ball mouth.

Ball mouth?

Ball mouth. How old are you, Tiffany?

20. No, that's telling people the truth. How old are you? 20.

No, come on. You can't fool us.

Now, have you shot one of these movies before?

No. Never? No.

Have you been with two guys before?

No.

Well, I only work with professionals.

Well, I need ID to buy cigarettes because they don't believe I'm 16.

You're not 16. You whispered in my ear. You said you're 14.

You mean you're 16?

No, I'm 20. You're 20?

Oh, shit.

My fantasy's gone now. Are you trying to trip her up?

Do you have any questions you want to ask us?

Yeah, what's your name?

I'm Tom Byron. This is Mark David.

Hello! I'm Don Jeremy.

No, I'm Tom.

And I'm Mark. Tom Mark.

Mark and Tom.

Mark and Tom.

Mark and Tom.

Have you been married before?

Uh -huh. How many times?

Three. And you're 14.

No, I'm 20. You're 20, that's right.

You've been married three times. Mm -hmm.

I'll marry you. When was the last time you were married? I don't know.

For obvious reasons. In the area.

Mm -hmm.

Was it the first time?

No. Was it the first time?

No. No, you won't remain a virgin.

Good one, lucky number four.

I'm tired of talking.

Yeah, me too. Why are you doing that? I want to start down here.

It's a little close.

I'm glad to see it.

Thank you.

You know what they say?

Well, I mean, I should know that. Let me ask. I'll ask if I can take a picture.

She's cool with that. We'll ask her for a blowjob.

Maybe.

We'll try.

It's freezing out here anyways.

We'd like to talk to you. Only if you wanted a... I'm sorry, finish your phone

call.

We just wondered if you, uh... I was judging my own pictures in here. These

your friends?

Would you want to come back and audition for a videotape?

Oh, yeah.

You would? I guess it's true.

Yeah, these are some of your friends. Not far.

This one here is a big homie.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know how.

How about Megabooth?

I wonder if you go to the phone booth and ask them to come back.

I think I'll turn to the phone booth and look at a tip. Yeah, I guess so. All

right, well, let's go.

Okay. As long as you want.

All right. By the way, do you like the butt?

Follow me.

What's your name?

Lenora. And you're from where?

Um, Yorkshire.

Yorkshire? Yeah. Oh, I heard some pudding from there once.

21. 21?

Yeah. So have you shot any movies like this before?

Um, not really, no.

I've done a few videos, but... Nothing like this? No.

So you're kind of a virgin.

Well, yeah. What kind of videos?

Well?

Um, just single stuff and boy girls.

No, with three boys?

No.

You've been with three boys? No.

How many have you had? Three American boys.

No. No, I haven't, no.

You've been with two?

Yeah. Oh.

So we've got one up on that.

So you've been nervous?

A bit, yes. Good.

My name's Vince.

I'm Mark.

Ron's your home.

Okay, enough talking.

That's practice on the radio.

You guys are quick.

You're busy.

Thank you.

How am I going to get in there?

Do you know?

Oh my.

Have you had two dicks before?

No. Have you ever had two dicks? Like one in your mouth and one in your clit?

No.

One in your mouth and one in your clit.

I'll fix that with that.

One in your two dicks and one in your clit?

Yeah.

One in your mouth and one in your clit?

Yes.

And DP was good for you?

Yeah. So you think you'll try that again?

I don't know.

Yeah?

Well, say goodbye to everyone out there.

Goodbye.

Until next time. Yeah.

Say goodbye from London.

Goodbye from London.

I just had a craving for a glazed donut.

We don't know where the fuck they are. You know where the whores in Soho are?

No, it's too expensive here. It's too fucking expensive.

No, we got, no, we got a many quid.

Many quid. We got a fucking whore in Soho. Look, girls.

My name's Vincent. I haven't changed it yet.

Does that note, that note, does the plastic have the skin off?

How old are you, Hayley?

28. 28?

Month.

Month?

28 months.

I'm an interpreter.

Bam, bam, pebbles.

Um, what's your sign?

My sign?

You mean my horoscope?

I don't, it's just a question.

What do you like to do?

It's American voice.

What are your hobbies?

Sex, do I have to rock and roll? Right, right.

Right, right.

Is that thing up my thingy? Is it in properly?

It's gone.

No, you might have to push it up a bit and then get it out later.

Right, right.

He's got to pull the straws to pull it out. We're pushing it forward with our

clubs.

I picked the straws to push it in.

What are your three bad habits?

Oh, God.

I don't know myself.

Anything.

I haven't got any. What's the strangest thing you've ever done, actually?

What? You shag like a rabbit. Oh, sorry. Yeah, I eat like a horse, shag like a

rabbit, and drink like a fish.

Wham, bam. Thank you, man.

Have you ever put any large pieces of furniture in your...

This man I went out with, he used to pick anything he could find on the side

me. Like aerosols.

Where's my deodorant? Now, you might find a submarine or diver in there

somewhere. Hi, Carl. Hello!

Hello!

Let me out of being here for 40 years. There's a search and rescue team in

there. 9 -9 -9.

Oh, 1 -1 -1 anyway. 9 -1 -1. 9 -1 -1. Is it 1 -1 -1 or 9 -1 -1?

Come on, one, one. Come on, one, one.

We've got a man trapped in a hole.

But he likes every minute of it.

He has a nice apartment in there. He loves it. It's warm, cosy. He doesn't

his money all the way to the back. It's raining in there, but he loves every

minute of it.

I'm done being an ashtray holder now.

This is my ashtray holder, guys.

And I've worn your leg out.

Oh my god, I have to do it. Okay.

Are we starting now, over here? I think so.

Oh, we're starting now.

Natural thing. You're going to lick your bottom and you're going to fuck my

dick. Oh, okay.

I need to put this over here. Can I lick your bottom?

You do whatever you like. You're going to lick mine.

I'm just going to go down here. Can I kneel for a second?

Yeah. Is it all right to kneel?

Sure. Why not?

We don't discriminate.

Oh, thanks.

That's... That's...

Oh, man.

ah hmm

Yeah, she wants to muck all this

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah, yeah

Come out now.

Just try it, because I like it like that. Or in your puss? Yeah.

You can.

There it is.

Yeah.

Oh. One more.

Oopsie. Yes.

Oh, that's nice.

Oh,

I can't be happy.

No,

no, no. I don't like that.

Get the fucking... Get the fucking... Oh, yes.

Who do you think you are? Oh,

yes.

Oh, someone's escaped.

Huh?

Want me to turn there?

I think so.

Tell us what's in your mind.

I might kill you all.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I love you.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

What are you doing tonight?

I don't know.

What? Yeah. Oh.

We'll see you next time.

I guess I won, guys.

What happened to you guys? Where'd the old girl go?

Told you. What girl? They were from the U .S. I didn't even get to name you.

What was your name?

Nancy. Nancy.

Hey, Nancy.

I was playing with you in the taxi. What was your name?

Jojette.

This is Tom. This is Vince.

I'm Mark.

How are you?

I was just too occupied with playing, you were like, I can't remember, I can't

remember. Oh yeah, I remember.

Is she more in underwear?

I don't know.

Yes, she is.

These are boys I was telling you about. I don't want you to come back and have

fun with them. Didn't I get any girls?

No, you didn't.

Too bad.

Maybe we can finally go for you later.

Right now, I think you just have to continue with the three of us.

Yeah, let's do this.

No. No.

If your eyes water, it's okay.

Hello.

I like that. I like that.

What's that one right here?

Can you get off your phone yet?

from London England

Sabrina. And if you like schoolgirls with long hair, long legs, little bum,

little tits, you'll like Sabrina.

That likes to fuck. Likes to fuck. So if you're into schoolgirls, check it out.

I'm just asking all these questions, shit!

I said, next time I come out of church, I'll be in a box. Yeah.

I won't spit it out, so I won't.

There you go.

Whoa!

Next question.

I don't think we need any more questions.

Who's going to be first to get the kit off, then?

Kit off?

Yeah. The what? Your kit. Get your kit off. Get your kit off.

Well, you're not straight into the point. I won't.

Figured it out.

Got it.

Oh, you should have been patient.

No. Did you want to look up there?

Oh yeah.

oh my god

Well, I've made a big mistake fucking in English, man.

So fucking American.

Um, would be fine.

You can't hear off.

That was a bit of fun, what?

I wipe it all over.

No, please don't.

Oh, sorry.

Can you swallow it?

Swallow it, yes.

Thanks for watching Anabolic World Sector from London.

think you try that again yeah okay well say goodbye to everyone out there

goodbye

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