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I'm Shauna. For over four years, I've worked as a production assistant on porn

sets, handing out douches and scrubbing cum off loveseats.

But now I want to try and make the leap from behind the scenes to performing in

front of the camera as a porn star.

Hey, Shauna. Hey.

All right, what's with the outfit?

Well, you're always getting mad at me because I wear the same thing, so I

thought I'd change it up a little bit.

What is that?

This is Lederhosen.

This is the official drinking garb of my people.

How long have you had this particular outfit?

Twelve years.

In the twelve years, how many times have you worn it before sex?

Before sex?

I don't know that I've ever gotten laid while wearing this.

I don't know that anybody gets laid wearing those.

Why are you wearing that today? In 2013, which is eight years ago, I was

covering FetishCon in Tampa, Florida, and I was going to a fetish party, and

was kind of like most people were wearing leather, and this was like the

leather thing that I had.

And I met this young redheaded woman in a skin -tight latex blue dress,

and her name was Jessica Ryan.

Hey!

Literally the same.

Literally.

We ended up dancing and we ended up making out. She didn't live in Tampa.

was only there for the fetish con.

That spring I moved to California and I haven't been back to FetishCon since and

I hadn't seen Jessica till about a week ago or two weeks ago when I shot her

for a scene and we caught up and so now she's coming here to

shoot with me.

I just grease them up. Plus my nipples are calloused.

What do you do with your nipples if they're calloused?

I get some sandpaper just to toughen them up for a scene.

I heard that was a thing in porn. That is not a thing in porn.

Why have I been calloused in my nipples?

What do you have that will complement what I'm wearing?

You know, actually, this is embroidered.

In reality, I'll probably not have this on me.

Yeah, dry cleaning, you know? Yeah.

And then... So this is like a jumper?

Yeah, that's like a jumper.

Maybe I don't know what the term for jumper means.

Romper, jumper, I don't know.

You like the shorts?

Yeah. Does that fit her look, her personality as much? Like, I feel like

more... I'm so fucking bubbly.

All right, well, I'll let you guys get ready.

All right.

Yeah. So do the dunk. What is it that we...

We like, don't like. We'll do your don'ts first, and then we'll talk about

do's. My don'ts first.

No, that's because I went prep for that today.

I mean, I'm usually pretty flexible on things.

I like most stuff, and I usually communicate if I'm not into it.

Good.

And this won't be, like, a rough scene. Yeah. Unless you want it to be rough.

But if you do want it to be rough, you just have to say it. I like a mixture of

things. Okay.

Like, more passionate.

Passion could be a little bit more intense. I like that touchy. I don't

my lip or mouth bit.

No nibbling?

For some reason, yeah.

You can nibble anywhere else.

Just my lip and my tongue.

Okay, okay. I think I've been traumatized and somebody bit it too

i like a lot of cuts and a lot of like like if i'm just in my underwear like if

you're rubbing me over under my underwear like making out okay you like

a lot of

I'm more of a penetration.

I'm pretty sensitive and click fun, but most people tend to go a little bit too

heavy for what will not be too much for me. I'm good with giving instructions

and communicating.

That's why when it comes to the do's and don'ts, don'ts are easy to communicate

and it's usually in the theme.

It's the thing you're like, yes, this I'm into.

It used to be underwear.

I didn't wear any makeup. I did.

I'm just gonna go into your heart.

I'm just going to rub my dick while I need you to censor your mouth.

And you make me want to bite your lip.

Are you like really soft lips on your clip?

I do.

Because I'm sensitive.

I'm pulling you up.

You know, I told you once, Sean. I told you a fucking million times.

I don't give a shit.

Just for you and for her. More for her.

Yeah, it's not that.

So you don't have to run to them.

Just shoot.

Oh, God.

Oh,

let me hug you.

You can hug me back a little bit, though. It doesn't mean that you're just

dick.

about to come. You have to kind of hold back a little bit.

You move your dick.

Great fun.

Okay.

What do you mean by her and the dog?

I mark things that are velvet.

Mm -hmm.

This is eight years later.

Yeah.

I think he hit the bullseye.

I think. Did he?

Pretty close. Yeah. All right.

All right, let's get cleaned up, and then we'll come back and chat.

So, how was it?

It was good. It was good. Yeah?

We had some funny moments.

The funny moments made it real, though, in a lot of ways. Because we've never

fucked. We've never fucked, right.

And I've never fucked on this piece of furniture either, which has its

complications. It is unique, because I can technically straddle it, but it's

a great... Why would you try to straddle it while fucking?

So, in the very beginning, when you were first, like, you almost came, and then

I stopped because I was about to come, so I was putting myself in a harder

position. Oh, okay.

Okay, I can see where, like, okay, method to your men.

I love this, especially, like, being able to have, like, more, like,

sex than just, like, opening up to the camera.

No, I mean, I like that we were, because we'd never had sex before, and we were

like, I don't necessarily know what you like or what feels right.

Yeah, yeah. I know you said before you didn't like your clit rubbed too much,

but. But then I'm like, yeah, then it just changed.

Right.

It changed all of that.

Yeah, that's why I don't like talking, like, it's like, there are, like, the

clear don'ts. Right. And, like, my hard limits and, like, the do's and don'ts.

It's like, unless I've, like, fucked. the person before um like i don't

necessarily know how i feel about it um and then like i don't know some days

like i just for some reason i'm into this like today like it felt really good

fucking you being like what is that position called it's like it's regular

cowgirl no it's like crab position what the fuck would that be called in a

sexual position the crab walk Well, speaking of, I guess, you know, we've

do the Sean Yelp review.

So two out of five, or, you know, out of the five stars. No, no stars.

What we want is things that did well, things that I could improve on.

Gosh, put me on the motherfucking spot there, man.

Or you can just do a general one.

Yeah, no, it was fun. I think it's a matter of exploring, and we did plenty

exploring. I think this thing is hard to fuck on.

It's really pretty, but...

You pointed to his lederhosen. No. I agree. His dick is hard to fuck on. No.

No. I enjoyed myself quite a bit.

All right, guys. Thank you for the scene. You guys are amazing as always.

All right.

I'm inspired now.

Yeah, the lederhosen is like a metaphor for me.

You know, it doesn't get used all that much. It just kind of hangs around

waiting for its chance.

And it's like... With this line, this is my chance, and I guess this is the

lederhosen's chance.