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Hi guys, this is Sean Alff, and today I am working with Hayley Reed and Dante

Cole. It's supposed to be a double penetration scene.

I don't think I'm the one getting double penetrated, but stranger things have

happened. I think it's Hayley.

If it is me, I need to up my pay.

I'm Sean Alff. For over four years, I've worked as a production assistant on

porn sets, handing out douches and scrubbing come -off love seats.

But now I want to try and make the leap from behind the scenes to performing in

front of the camera as a porn star.

They used to date, and we're still talking to.

And I've got like three hours of sleep maybe.

And I'm really not that anxious or worried.

It's like almost being a little bit angry or annoyed maybe helps

with the anxiety.

So maybe I should be more annoyed more often.

Coming. Hello.

sticker, you're at the right place.

Yeah.

Hi.

Did you guys write separate?

Yeah. Well, you have to get tested too, so.

Hi. Do you need help with anything?

No, I'm good.

I've never been in your house before.

Really? You haven't had sex here?

No. No, I have not.

How come you've never been in here?

You've never accepted the invitation to any of our parties?

I've never been invited. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. I've invited you.

No, you haven't. I think I invited you to our vegan Thanksgiving.

No.

My name is Dante Cole.

Mr. Sean fucking L. Damn, they're awful.

What's going on, man?

Now, Dante, you've had sex in my house before, haven't you? I have, yeah.

See? People have sex in my house.

Are you suggesting that you don't have sex in your house?

No, I said Hayley. I assumed she had had sex here before.

Hi.

Hi, hello.

Is that the standard you need?

Yes.

Imagine this, but more magical and just more straight, too.

It doesn't have as much of a thing. Tell me about your penis.

Oh, my penis is doing great.

It is?

I like straight penises.

They're just very visually pleasing.

Yeah, like, I feel like it's the kind of dick your sex ed teacher would show you

to, like, not be intimidated.

That's what a dick looks like.

What's your relationship with Haley?

We're dating.

But yeah, we just kind of started talking a few months ago and stuff, but

known each other for a few years, so it's kind of a cool experience.

And then getting to do this with a friend.

I love DP. I think they're fucking hot.

It works out.

The biggest issue with that guy tab is not being comfortable in the setting.

You get in your head, and then you start cycling, and then it just affects your

boner. But if you're just comfortable from the start, and it's just a fun

experience, then I think it'll be good.

I've got faith in him. I think he'll be fine.

I feel like because we're all friends, I don't know. Maybe it'll make it better.

Maybe it'll make it worse.

I don't feel like they're real because I'm not trying to break into their

relationship.

They're also very inviting and very pan -sexual and open -minded and they have a

pretty open relationship, so... I don't know, I feel as comfortable as I could

expect for given my personality.

Do you hide the vibrator over here?

Yes, it's mostly like a surprise, but you kind of ruined it.

Sorry.

Um, so yeah, are you all ready for sex?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

I'm nervous.

Are you really?

You don't even have to get your tech card. I'm just a shy person.

That's not what we need to be nervous about, Sean.

Really? It's not something I'm nervous about.

Oh, you'll be fine.

Even if it doesn't get hard. Right, yeah.

Work around it.

I'm the director now.

You're so nervous. I am nervous.

I feel like you guys' nervousness is, like, making each other mourn. Yeah.

You're just laughing at it. You're like, idiots.

Which one do you want?

I don't know. It was your thing, man.

Trust me. This one might be more stretchy for you.

Here, here.

Here,

get some.

That's how I always imagined it would be.

You're very uncaring.

That looks really good.

Wow.

Two men in cardigan. My dream come true.

This is exactly what you wanted it to be. This is lovely.

I have black on

my feet.

I like that.

Bashed in. Well, they were supposed to fix it yesterday, but then they ordered

the wrong part, and... I'm so sorry.

Don't take what you're trying to say. Oh, it's fine.

Oh my god, 87.

I'm gonna vibrate. I think it's called breaking.

That wasn't supposed to go there.

Is this what we're doing now?

Yeah.

This is advanced cuddling.

That's what the whole scene is gonna be. Just us sitting here.

In cozy cargans.

I'm the baby grandma.

No, she's the grandma. Oh, yeah, I'm the... We're the grandbabies. Oh, okay,

yes. I'm the grandma.

Grandpappy rain.

What was it like back in the 90s?

What was it like in the 90s? I don't know. I was a baby. I don't remember.

Well, you're killing the fantasy.

No, I'm going to sign up.

I don't even know how to start.

I feel like we're starting. Are we? Yeah. This is it. This is it. There's a

camera.

So let's go.

It can be a slow start.

This is the most central DP action ever.

I'm not complaining.

Yeah, I've done my cardigan.

Yeah, you like that grandpa?

That grandpa?

It means you want to dress me with your feet.

I don't know if I can.

Don't do it again.

Go for it.

No, I don't think you can.

Do it for me.

Don't keep crying. Hold on.

Mmm.

You're doing your very best, babe.

Me? It's easy.

No, I'm saying, like, you were, like, unzipping with one hand. Oh, yeah. You

a multitasking. I got this. Oh, wow.

You are doing multitasking.

You weren't kidding about being already wet. Yeah,

I've been wet all morning.

God bless.

Side by side.

We are going skiing.

Oh, we are.

This is just me practicing.

Take it step by step, right?

I don't know who put those there.

Probably Santa Claus.

Easter one.

I don't know.

I love

you.

I love you.

I feel like I took my cardigan off way too early.

You can put it back on if you want.

The cardigan stays on. It stays on.

You're outbranding me. That's my brand.

You got some strong pussy muscles this morning.

I was gagging on his dick.

No, no, no.

um um

What if I eat her out while you fuck her?

I wasn't asking you. What?

There you go.

I don't know what to do.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

I'm going to fucking fuck my ass.

Are you in here?

Do you want to be done there?

No, sure.

I want to crush your head. No, you're good.

Were your walls on his forehead?

No, they're high and tight.

Oh, God.

Yeah. Yeah.

you know

I'll put my cardigan back on.

Is this what you wanted?

This is exactly what I wanted. Oh no, I was talking to Hal, but thank you.

You getting this, Hal?

Don't cut.

He thought he cut.

Feels good.

You ever try that before?

How's that hanging?

Pretty good. Yeah? Yeah.

Welcome to the cardigan corner.

This is dudes masturbating in cardigans.

Did you talk about skydiving with Sean and how that went?

Oh, yeah.

I went skydiving with Sean.

Actually, the three of us went skydiving. Yeah, the three of us went

The aftermath was what was very surprising because you guys both traded

She was like, I want to go again.

It wasn't scary.

It was just literally the...

Fucking parachute when he's so nauseous. Yeah, like when they like crank down on

a turn. It's just like, whoa!

And you're probably going like 80 miles an hour like in a circular motion.

Bring the last one.

Go back in the middle.

I'm getting cold hands.

I'm getting cold hands.

He's good actually.

Now she's skiing.

I'm supposed to be the EY.

Should I take the car out?

The dog's baby's going for Carly.

No!

It's easy.

Oh fuck.

It's fucking hard.

You.

We can try it. Yeah. Okay.

I know my dick's not really... Don't wear that. But we can definitely try it.

You choose your holes.

I take to the assy teeth. Here

we go. Are you ready?

Yeah.

He's again in anger.

Right.

You can

go

back and forth

cardigan. No.

It stays on. It stays on.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

God, it's so fucking good going in here.

No, no, no. It's fucking hard.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Huff, huff.

I want to come.

You want to come? I want to come.

How do you want to come?

Just someone fucking me in my ass.

You're laying there?

Yeah.

She's got the dead kittens.

Grandpa's lasagna. Grandpa's lasagna.

How was the body so good?

Here, do you want to try deepening it like this?

So I really don't even play it on me.

Oh, I know what you're playing though.

Oh,

okay.

So we're both out of that? No, that's her and I.

You know, it's different, like, just riding normal.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank

you.

I've been in a DP situation that's like worked this smooth.

Yeah, this is going really well.

Oh my

god.

I'm doing an up and over?

Yeah. You guys want to come with me?

You want me to come in your ass or you want me to come in your pussy?

You want me to come in your pussy or you want me to come in your ass?

You're going to come at the same time.

I've never had that happen. That would be pretty magical.

I don't know. We'll see.

This is going to be crazy.

Good morning.

Oh, thank you. Oh,

you've been in my heart.

Thank you.

That was fucking crazy.

That was literally fucking crazy.

Oh my god.

Have you ever been too tired in both homes? No, never.

That was amazing.

That was like the best thing ever.

You killed it.

Fun, yes.

How did you manage the same time coming?

and that just made it feel much more fun. I think it went really well. Are

trying to say that you weren't having a great time?

I was struggling the whole time. I was like, this is awful.

I mean, this was more of, like, friends enjoying and having a good time and a

good experience.

Though, it's different experiences, if that makes sense. Because I don't want

say, like, the other one. Because I've had really good things and good

with people, and I had really good things and good chemistry with them.

It was just a different vibe.

May I have this banana?

Yeah, I didn't find it blind.

Do you want the one that I didn't finish?

I will also get that one. Oh, my God.

You're a little brown. This is like here.

Here, this one.

Oh.

Come on in.