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this gentleman is in the clean room and

here we complete the final assembling

and programming of the memory chips the

air you're breathing is filtered 19

times to ensure no contamination of

these electronics this is the function

of these devices the exact function

I'm not Chapman we gave you your

clearance yes sir I'm sorry sir he

becomes a habit these chips contain the

recall code for the new MX missile it's

quite a responsibility

now I understand that's a very good

habit well we go take a look at the self

project you know we're making some of

the radars jamming device

I'll be with you at that

could you tell oh the fishing controller

out to lunch Debbie sick Surabhi you all

right I'm fine I'm fine

all right I'll see you later

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you go scary I mean I looked up and

there was Chapman staring right at me

what he didn't see anything I don't

think so but he's looking at me all the

time I don't really think you specs

thought of a mark I don't know if I can

go through with it

of course you can't you already broken

the ice twice more and we're home free

I think we should stay here you really

think that we can [ __ ] this little

problem once they find out that we have

the MX software and I've prepared to

publish it they'll be forced to

negotiate with the Russians we won't

give them any choice don't look what

don't look mr. Chapman just walked in

you've got those men from the Pentagon

with him

cool the cheese I know Wow didn't know

this is one of your haunts it's not

really mark thank me Wednesday our

travelers website interview

Ronald Chapman betatron but I guess he

knows all about us

actually no she won't even tell me what

freeway she takes to work in the morning

yeah well enjoy your lunch

nice to meet you mr. Travers there's

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and enter the torture of homework I

think it's cheating

Alice instable machines were meant for

take the drudgery out of thought I don't

care what you call it

I still think getting off here

hey watch out

boy is he in some hurry the creep yeah

probably late for the Knicks live from

New York

lucky Creek certainly it's nice to have

your own satellite dish come on let's

get to work okay so what if in advance

find out I mean I don't know what you

guys are worried about all the reports

will look different let's start with the

Library of Congress I mean this is what

I call gnarly I didn't they had an

account there I don't

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this far Lina of course he knows that

raised him research on computer crimes

for ten hours on his account the first

keyword

how about okay next keyword classic good

lovin classic and I will say crimes of

passion Allen city ideas nothing

I'm gonna do my project the

old-fashioned way I'm gonna work on it

see you guys

I'm sure she'll be back in the dare to

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tragedy that should do it

okay now when the listings complete we

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anybody feel like a movie I've been way

to go while we're having all the fun

perhaps doing all the work

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Eric nothing yeah doors coming out at

night behind you we've got time to chew

their books all right ready

oh I just love to read Jane Eyre

Jimmy and my evening wouldn't be

complete without Anna Karenina that I

may read it twice

and for myself portrait of a lady

and

remember Frosty's and go right your PC

just gonna for relevant phrases like

swooning and hot flushes unrequited etc

Ritchie this is great Jeremy you want to

ride home with me you better believe it

I'm not gonna ride home alone with those

sewer mutants No

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it killed

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37 oh no not that

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shortly after 5:00 this morning Ralph

had a fatal systems there I tried to

reboot what did you mean it's real said

you could say that if desert a options

are operating your brother is just being

a little less melodramatic

because only seven don't scare like this

mom you don't understand all of us proms

will burn out well whatever it is I'm

sure you'll be able to fix it

proms are no problems I want you to

school on time

okay mom then you put new batter in the

clock yeah I've got a month ago

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let me scared half to death sorry check

how are you going to manage it now where

is it

will you relax it's right here thank you

it's right here okay calm down a second

everything is fine no everything is not

fine mr. Chapman knows something I'm

sure of it mark just because he saw us

having lunch no no no I'm not talking

about us having lunch together he wants

to see me I was leaving work last night

he said he wanted to see me today okay

team I get older yourself don't all the

pieces on it is really important to

everybody think of it a chance for peace

you're doing a great job honey

I'm wonderful just a little while longer

then we can be together you and me but

if I get caught what am i you won't get

caught trusting

trust me okay thank you time

Oh mark I'm late hey don't wait a minute

so you have to work tonight the first

place we met okay

I told you I got it there I told you

were good

you're not serious yes I'm serious you

mean Ralph didn't do any of the work I

already told you Ralph had a complete

system failure

everything was lost even my Christmas

list yes Alex even your Christmas week

that's just great now we only have a

couple of days but can't you fix Route

fight tonight I'll tell you after

computer class I'm gonna use a school

system to make a new buyer I said it

wasn't gonna work no you didn't okay

well I thought it in all my experience

with microprocessors what happened last

night it's kind of be the weird morning

Jane

okay hey morning we're doing that 1572

1580 okay

this date 71-72

mr. Chapman is mr. Horton for you Oh

tell him to wait 73 74

yes it's a horn no no we already

discussed that don't you think it's

kinda hot in here no but I wouldn't mind

if you took something off bet you

wouldn't would you please go check the

thermostat for you angel anything yes

yes I understand right yeah well they're

always gonna pack now we can step that

up

now all right goodbye

thank you all right Murr we remember 76

77 78 79 and 80 importance in a panic

the Pentagon wants two more of these

devices by tomorrow at your glove don't

worry about it I think we can get a

batch of these program today well if you

won't have time for our talk but it's a

between you and me I just wanted to know

whether you might be interested in the

little promotion promotion yeah

really I don't know what hey well it's

official so don't say anything then

thank you

I think that's gonna work back up this

pays off once more

you think graph will be okay we got a

chance of getting that work done

it looks pretty good I think it bothers

me as I still can't figure out what went

wrong in the first place

you mean it could happen again that time

Ephrata you know it's funny but we rap

about working this place seems kind of

empty

yeah like when you go on vacation and

you've already taken a job to the kennel

well hopefully this program will bring

off back

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and we just have to wait

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I think it's happening constructing

himself you didn't I can't believe you

did it

you coffee instead of bed yeah I heard

that slip of the tongue

I'll repeat I am ready now okay back in

business not a moment too soon either

Tara hey boys run the program.we fill

out some heavy-duty homework to get in

by Wednesday never fear I have breakfast

term off nothing else goes wrong it will

be done purely a second thief what's

happened to my car shooters out of the

shop

oh and reschedule that meeting with Jean

Phillips by the way what is she so jumpy

about teaching her find out

I need a red-haired maniac and a biker

in 90 on this road

okay

we'll take it

send a letter no make that a telegram to

general Perkins of the Pentagon tell

them that all programming will be

completed by

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you'll have a somebody

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they crash now

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missed you so much today you did yeah

glad you could so how do

oh we good I got the new chip and that

was wrong about Jacqueline how's that he

wasn't suspicious at all he wanted to

see me about a promotion you know I

think he likes me a little bit I really

wish I'd known that do I

you're jealous so you're jealous yes of

course I am it's just that I wouldn't

them worried about you

you know few more days we'll be home

free

I know it can't you think you know

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I know how important it is we have we

have 15 units looking yes sir as soon as

you know anything right past your

bedtime

what's the Marion bond yet so do well

Chapman from betatron

I don't know what you're babbling about

Farley you know these police scanners

are really something queen like this a

blue pheromone registration one dqd

three nine five handle code to occupant

possible abductions does it sound

something no you must have been working

on a very sensitive project don't you

think I'll tell you what I think I think

this is something you should not get

into hey I think you should do me a

favor do yourself a favor get ready a

little radio it's gonna get you into big

trouble good of like cheap

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we meanie up in life we mean you would I

just love the hair shorter Rajesh

appalachia there's my booth Regina dr.

Asha digital solution of dr. Peter with

acknowledge it would offend with Archie

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Shaniqua

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born with them I didn't make any

impression on you whatsoever did I what

are you doing here

what makes you think this is anything

other than what it appears the beach

which is a typical traffic fatality

since one of the lieutenant and Georgia

detectives deal with a typical traffic

without hot heat maybe I just needed a

change of pace maybe that's our car sir

thought you'd like to eat it I found it

on the seat Thanks

you know then

people tell me that this guy was

supervising in a real hush-hush project

for the government people talk too much

the things arm is too wet to work I

think the concern

no wind it back a little okay

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right here to mania gonna fight through

ninety on this road send a letter no

make that a telegram to general

pertinent Pentagon tell them that all

programming will be completed by

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oh and please schedule that meeting with

Jeanne sauvé by the way what she chose

to jump the efest see what you can find

out

Dean Philip

look

you got to sit on this one

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yeah what do you want hi my name is

Ritchie Adler I'm from across the street

I think we seem to be having some

problem with interference from your

satellite dish

don't be ridiculous it's a receiving

dish how can have you have it in defense

well I don't know but I know it's this

or Nia was pointed directly at our house

so we pointed at your house so what I

can point it anywhere I like

you got a problem take it the FCC I get

out

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give me the sword

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Oh yep automatic oil APD I'd like to

speak with you for a moment

okay about what

the curvy little privacy

could you

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sometime last night probably on his way

home your supervisor

Ronald Chapman was killed in a car crash

oh my god

all right wiring Darlington

you may have been the last person to

talk to him one of your co-workers saw

you talking to him just before he left

in fact yeah I was talking to him he was

gonna get me a promotion or he's gonna

help try to get me a promotion

would you mind my asking what is why

you're questioning me you just said it

was an accident no I believe I said it

was a car crash

I hope so I'm trying to find out if it

was an accident

hidden in drinking Eddie you know

you know I didn't think so

this was

have you been having any personal

problem for thee No

why would you ask that I support my job

well I think I found out what I needed

to know call me if you think of anything

you want to tell me

cake for you yeah

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Marja you cover for me for just a minute

mark I know sorry that I had to call you

listen um mr. Channing's death and there

was a toddler is asking me a lot of

questions and I got really nervous I

know if I can they have to offer gonna

true not

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are you kidding me it's a disaster

I have an end of the term paper for Mad

Max 2 math project for the crusher and

besides I promise to take back into

magic now

oh man that's nothing I got two term

papers from that that excuse me you guys

give me a head we get the other way to

get Tyrus off to yeah we can get the

whole thing done tonight

you don't have to program Ralph all over

no this time I got everything shut off

in time well I sure hope you're right

I mean let's face it we're looking at it

after here okay now the question is

what's Travers up to any light if he is

any signal for a descending maybe he's

phoning home maybe

you know it's my free computer time

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Northern Hemisphere

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34 degrees 8 minutes 118 degrees 30

minutes and now the mystery of what's

Travis playing edition

you'll say courier one being Canada

Alouette one saturd sa-7 in a stat 2d

okay i junked up there that's

unbelievable

yeah but up there isn't where it's

pointy of the dish hey my house about

due west of Travers and he pointed the

dish about three degrees above the

horizon

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okay Saturn sa-7 owl at one value six

Apollo 13 panel valued value would that

the Space Station

think it boys to the Russia

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weh-weh

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wait a minute

maniac on a bike

every learners all the books nothing

else goes wrong we should be in good

shape and here's something does go wrong

again you guys are too late to just

study the way I did yes we are we're

committed to making this thing one I

didn't understand that some people spent

days figuring out how to do something on

a computer and it would only take hours

with a pencil look at it this way

pencils are for computers are fun simple

we'll all right where's the spy I'm

ready

great finally what so far looks glad you

can make it are you doing

yucky fish and icy house and Volkswagen

bug in my motorcycle and a woman in a

hurry getting in there and what can I

say

incriminating father you've got to take

this seriously

the Travers points dish right it's

valued you know the Russian value yes

and we know he's transmitting stuff

because our homework keeps getting lost

all that frozen [ __ ] guys I I don't

know it maybe Travers is into something

we'll check it out tomorrow

what it's mouth too late the post

Travers is beaming stuff to Moscone well

that story would make my week thank my

year but Ricky it's just not enough to

go on a suggestion that you sleep on it

and see how it looks in the morning then

we'll check it out I promise

I got an hour if we're right got to go

to work if anything happens you you guys

call me okay

I don't understand how a man who told us

he believes in flying saucers can be so

square baby I'm sorry I got so scared I

had to call you yes I know where exactly

did you come from from paper in the

plant in the plant what difference does

it make why I called you something

different you stupid is that you were

followed today stupid it's an old trick

what your people call page one what are

you talking about my people a good

operative shakes up for suspect retires

observes reaction your reaction what to

call me maybe I don't know what you're

talking about but you really aren't

scaring me where's the chip the master I

really don't know what you're doing back

you really don't want any part of it

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we wake up rabies

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don't say it say what whatever you're

gonna say even call dispatch

make sure the morning shift gets a full

description of the VW and the bike

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dispatch this is Steve a VW and a bike I

got an idea what it's like to spend

hours learning the populists you know

and the FBI is involved the big black

bike yeah you know something about that

yeah I do

what go yeah it'll be official

- ooh which one are more yeah I'll take

Club Med over the Black Sea anything

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yes in the very touching

after the rats gaya Americans here the

Ryoga

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hey Jim

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if you can't solve it although your

weight

I was afraid that's what happened he's

meta from the government are you going

to arrest him they just give him a medal

all right right places Ritchie thanks

Jerry

way to go and I'm pleased to be able to

say the fact rendered very good work on

the whole however some members of our

class chose not to do the assignment

Ritchie Adler Hamilton Parker Jeremy

Soule Dena any fans we do have an

explanation but I'd rather tell you in

private

I don't think so Ritchie I think the

members of this class that did the

assignment are entitled to hear it we

decide to let Rob do some of the donkey

work donkey work yes ma'am

anyway weird things happen things became

magnetising clock stopped that type of

thing I know it sounds crazy but it's

really quite simple then tell it to us

simply the UHF radiation from the dish

the Russians were using wiped out Ralph

and our homework I see a Russian dish no

may have a Russian spy over don't worry

the FBI caught him Hamilton

Jeremy do either of you have anything to

say before I pass sentence yes ma'am we

have a note a note

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there's a note from the FBI apparently

congratulations are in order for the for

you but not for me I'm not the FBI and

since the three of you chose not to

complete my assignment there will be a

special test just for you on Friday 20

questions made up by me on the book I'm

going to assign you to read Hamilton

Little Women

Jeremy Jane Eyre

and richer since you were the ringleader

your test will be on both Little Women

and Jana

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