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that this house is possessed by spirits?
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Yeah, I know. I found a bottle of
bourbon in the cupboard.
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No, not that kind of spirit.
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I'm talking about the spirits that come
out at night time and they have a sheet
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and they go... Well, yeah, you're
wearing a sheet.
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Yeah, but I'm wearing a sheet so the
ghost don't see me.
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Believe me, don't you?
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Yeah, yeah, sure.
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Listen, will you do like that for me?
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Sure.
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That started jumping all over and
everything.
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Yeah. I was thinking about it.
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I mean, it's such a cool universe.
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Well, don't remind me about fucking. I
mean, there's no men in this place. It's
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getting so.
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But it's true. We're just step sisters.
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So what we're about to do is all right,
right?
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Thank you.
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Oh,
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oh oh oh
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I kept your mind up and go.
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Listen, honey, grab me that phone book
over there.
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What is the phone book doing in the
bathroom?
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Don't ask me. I didn't write this dumb
script. I'm just reading my line.
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Yeah. Well, I hope there's at least a
line in the script to tell us how to get
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out of this situation, you know?
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Grab me that phone book. Let's see.
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And the yellow page is under Exorcist.
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Come on, what are you going to do? Hire
somebody to teach us how to do jumping
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jacks? No, silly, not exercises.
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Exorcizers. Like in the Exorcist.
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Oh, okay.
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Right here it says, we will screw the
spirits out of any mad -eating house.
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We specialize in first -time encounters.
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That's us for sure.
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We use modern techniques and classic
equipment.
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Ladies, call us first because we'll
never take seconds. We're the first
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investors. All right. Think they can
help?
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God, I hope in more ways than one.
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Yeah, me too. I hope so, too.
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Let's go call them. All right, let's go.
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That was the emerging bunch.
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Come on in!
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Ghosts, huh?
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Yeah, you have heard of them, haven't
you? Oh, we've heard of them, ma 'am.
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We've heard of them.
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We've seen them.
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Smell them.
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But the few, too.
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If these spirits are on the earth,
they're unfulfilled spirits.
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Unfulfilled spirits?
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How?
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Well, lots of ways, ma 'am.
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But the ones we deal with, they're
primarily sexually.
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Virgin, ma 'am.
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You can't move on to a higher plane
until you've put a few notches in that
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bed coat.
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The worst thing a consenting adult could
do would be to try to move on without
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at least having had the chance to
consent.
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I bet you've consented once or twice,
haven't you?
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Once or twice, yeah.
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But you know what? Not since I've been
in this house.
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Well, ma 'am, you give us about an hour,
and we'll have this place totally de
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-spooked. De -virginized, he means.
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Yeah.
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You check the bathroom.
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I'll take care of the bedroom.
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All right. Well, come on. I'll show you
the play, then.
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This way?
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This is the room where my sister
encountered the ghost.
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I mean, it's a virgin.
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There's a lot of seismic activity.
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What was she doing?
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Humping like a bucking bronco.
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Oh, yeah?
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I suppose we could recreate the scene in
order to draw the spirit out.
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Would you be willing to... Hmm.
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I suppose so.
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Oh.
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Follow around a bit, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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You're cocky.
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I love you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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um um
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Okay,
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daddy.
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Hey!
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I don't know
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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What are you doing?
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Listening for virgins.
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What do they sound like?
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They squeak when they walk.
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Not enough movement.
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Funny, I don't hear anything.
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The virgins must have found something
that they like better.
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What?
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A man.
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By himself.
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Alright, I've got you where you want me.
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I'm the only one that can set you free.
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You talk too much.
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You set me up.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Definitely feels good.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Bye.
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I want to come back to mom.
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Oh, dad.
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Oh, come on, daddy.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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Oh, yeah,
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baby.
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Thank you.
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oh god oh yeah
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Thank you.
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She's going to come soon.
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Oh, that's good.
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um um
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Where did you go?
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I don't know Maria.
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Melinda, where did you go?
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Stay here, I'll find you.
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I'm coming to work, Virginia.
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Hard to believe, isn't it?
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It's not like you should be in an X
-rated video. You're not wearing a
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belt. I'm not wearing one anymore.
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Pretty job I've got, but I guess
somebody's got to do it.
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No.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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um um
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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um um
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um uh
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Hmm.
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Yeah.
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