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Whoa!

Kelly's world is... hairy.

All right, let's see here.

Kelly's house should be...

Oh! There it is!

All right. One small step for Marco,

and I'm not sure what I'm steppin' on.

OK. Just gonna pretend this is a normal house.

[grunting]

[doorbell rings]

You're killin' it, Diaz.

Oh! Uh, hi there. I'm Marco.

[Marco] Is... Kelly around?

And he's gone. Is this the right house?

Ow! [grunts]

Uh--

Stand and face me, boy!

Dad? What's going on out here?

This is your dad?! He was trying to--

Fight you? Oh, yeah.

That's just how us Wooletts say hello.

Dad, cool it. You're freaking Marco out.

Oh, right, right, sorry.

Well, now that we're acquainted, Marco,

let me give you a hand.

-[Marco yelps] -[Kelly] Dad!

Uh... hey...

So, Marco, what brings you here?

Well, we talked about making tortas a while ago.

So, I brought over a few ingredients.

At least, they were ingredients.

-Cool. Let's, uh, make some tortas. -[bell rings on TV]

I'm gonna comb you over real good!

Not if I get to those split ends first!

Jus-just kidding. Your-- you hair looks amazing.

[Wrestler #1] Thanks for noticing.

But I'll never reveal my conditioner!

-[bell rings on TV] -Is something wrong?

Sorry. I just haven't felt like doing anything

or talking to anyone lately.

Yeah. I know it's been hard since Tad... you know.

[cell phone vibrating]

Ugh! He just won't stop calling!

Uh, who won't stop calling?

-Tad! -Tad's alive?!

But he's still dead to me.

What happened?

After the battle, he ended up joining this creepy self-help group

and started acting all self-righteous.

He's become...a nester.

What?

-[phone beeps] - Namaste, Kelly.

How's it been? Just wanted to say

- how great I've been doing since we broke up. -Yeesh.

Now that I'm free of all that negative energy,

- I'm a provider now. -[birds chirping]

It's like, life isn't really worth living

unless you're really making a difference in the world.

-[mother bird vomits] - Anyways, gotta go!

- Mother bird provides. -[phone beeps]

"Mother bird provides." Ugh!

I'm sorry, Marco. I'm just in a weird place right now.

Besides, I got a bunch of boring errands to do today.

This library book's not gonna return itself.

Well, I don't mind running to the library with you.

Really? But it's so boring.

Then we can make it fun together!

All right. But don't say I didn't warn you!

Yes, ma'am!

Oh! Ugh! What is this?

You don't want to be caught outside

without your hair on, do you?

Besides, you're gonna need the extra padding.

Trust me.

Oh. That's not ominous at all.

Bye, Mom! We're off to the library!

Bye, sweetie! Don't forget the family ancestral sword!

Yeah, Mom.

Whaaaat?

So, the library's downtown. We'll need to take the bus.

Huh? Oh, man, I'm late for work!

Have a good day, sweetie!

-One, please! [groans] -I don't know why

I haven't gotten around to visiting you sooner!

Two for the downtown express, please!

Oh! Let me get 'em!

Two for the downtown expr-- [grunts]

So, there's no money used here?

Everything's done by fighting?

Yep! Everything.

Movie tickets are two punches,

a hamburger is a kick and a jab.

My uncle bought a yacht once. He's still in the hospital.

Excuse me, young man,

but c-could I fight you for that seat of yours?

Oh, no-no-no-no, please. Just take it.

Whaaa--?

[all gasp]

I-is something wrong?

Marco! You can't just turn down a fight.

That is the most shameful thing you can say to a Woolett!

Yeah! How dare you disrespect that old lady?

If you won't fight her, I will!

Hey! I was gonna fight the old lady!

I'll fight both of ya to fight her! [screams]

[all shouting indistinctly]

Let's get outta here.

[barking]

Sorry this dumb errand is taking way more time than it should.

I don't mind. I always have fun when I'm around you.

Thanks, but you don't have to say that.

Hey, since you guys are so into fighting,

do you have any Dojos around here?

What's a Dojo?

You know, a place you go to practice your sweet moves.

[makes fighting sounds]

Wool-hair-do!

Wool-what-now?

Wool-hair-do!

It's the ancient martial art of Woolania!

Whoa! This looks just like karate!

But hairier! In a good way!

My dad taught me to do these moves when I was a toddler.

It was the first fighting style that I ever learned.

Whoa, what's goin' on here?

Oh, that's Dual Mode. To do that,

you and your partner have to be totally in sync with each other.

Like, uh, two Wooletts with one mind.

Looks fun! You wanna try it out?

Oh, I've never been able to pull it off myself,

but how 'bout one of these guys?

Whoa! How is that even possible?

Yeah. It's illegal in, like, 12 dimensions.

[Marco] Well, I won't tell if you won't tell.

Wow. If I could pull off a roundhouse kick like that,

I'd just roundhouse kick all day.

[chuckles] That's the dream, right?

[cell phone vibrates]

Ugh! It's Tad again!

Why won't he just leave me alone?

You could just block him.

-Really? -Yeah, it's pretty simple.

Just press this button right here.

-Huh. I gotcha. -[phone beeps]

Wow. I cannot believe I didn't know about that.

Wait a minute. Is that the time?

The library closes in five minutes!

Hey! Hey! Don't worry.

If it's a fight they want, I'm sure we can take 'em.

Marco, no! We don't play when it comes to library fines.

If I'm late, I have to cut off my hair!

-What?! -Yeah. So let's book it!

[panting]

[beeps]

OK, you're all set, dear.

Oh, and could you tell your mother "hello" from me?

-[loud punch] -Aah!

[panting] Book!

[dings]

[beeping]

Oh, wow. This was due yesterday.

What?!

I'm afraid you'll have to pay the overdue fee.

Let's make this quick.

Now, hold on!

Don't bother, Marco.

Everything in my life is a mess right now.

What's one more situation that I can't control?

[sighs] Life is cruel.

-Yes, it is! -[Marco] No!

Uh, if Kelly doesn't want to cut her hair,

then she shouldn't have to!

Librarian lady, I challenge you to a fight!

If I win, you let Kelly keep her hair.

[laughs] You know, I've always wanted to fight a Mewman.

Actually, I'm a human.

Yeah, you are. A soft, squishy human

who just threw away his padded Hairsuit.

-Oh. -Well, I guess we're doing this!

OK. Just so you know. Librarians are extremely powerful

and fight pretty dirty, so, uh, use this.

Whoa! Is this your family's ancestral sword?

No! Why would I give that to you?

Found it!

This is my family ancestral sword!

Oh, dang!

Ready?

OK, you take the left two arms,

I'll take the right. And, uh, try not to die.

No promises.

[all grunting]

Take that!

[exclaims, grunts]

Ooh, that makes me angry!

[both grunting]

-Aah! -Kelly!

[grunts]

[all grunting]

Aah!

-[Librarian growling] -[Hair Ninjas exclaiming]

Hey, you know what might be a good idea?

Wool-hair-do?

Yah!

[all exclaiming]

-[Kelly exclaims] -[grunts] You punched my butt! Oh!

[Kelly and Marco] The Top-Knotted Double Fist!

[all grunting indistinctly]

[Kelly and Marco] Legendary Side Bang Sweep!

[growling]

Huh?

[Kelly and Marco] The Twist Out of Destruction!

[both grunt]

-Oh, my gosh! That was amazing! -Oh! You were amazing!

-Um, I cannot believe we just pulled off Dual Mode! -That twirling thing you did!

And then we were like, "whoosh" up in the air!

It was like I had your mind or something.

I didn't even know fighting could feel that way!

I've never felt that way before!

[both laughing]

[both sigh]

[cell phone vibrating]

Uh...

-[phone beeps] -[Tad] You, Kells. It's me again. Tad.

Your ex. Saw a tree, and it reminded me of you.

I thought you blocked him.

-[phone beeps] -[Kelly sighs]

I-- I couldn't do it.

I know it's not smart, and I am ready to move on, but...

Actually, I think I might know how you feel.

I mean, I don't want to have feelings for Star,

'cause they're getting in the way of... other feelings.

Oh. Wow, yeah, then, um...

I guess you do know exactly how I feel.

[chuckling nervously] Oh, yeah. Cool.

Sure is a bummer about the timing of these feelings.

-[fireworks explode] -[music playing]

♪ Your eyes, your eyes The light in your eyes ♪

[stammering]

♪ It's just like the sun Oh, it burns me alive ♪

But... if we're honest about it,

then maybe we could be break-up buddies?

What's that?

Well, you kinda help each other

forget your old feelings.

So you can move on.

Also, you can kiss. When the mood is weirdly romantic.

[chuckles] And you can hold hands.

You know, every time I come to the library,

I learn so much.

[Kelly shudders] We're hopeless.

[Marco] Oh, yeah, hopeless. Yeah, it's my middle name.

[Kelly] Huh. I thought it was "Ubaldo."

Yeah. "Ubaldo" is Spanish for "hopeless."

-Really? -No.

No, I-- I don't think I know Spanish, actually.

♪ She's a princess winning battles ♪

♪ Through the break of dawn ♪

♪ Don't worry when it's night ♪

♪ 'Cause she will keep the lights on ♪

♪ Oh There goes a shining star ♪

- ♪ Evil won't deter her - ♪ No, sir! ♪

♪ 'Cause magic flows through her ♪

♪ Star Butterfly ♪

♪ She is a shining star ♪