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Whoa!
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Kelly's world is... hairy.
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All right, let's see here.
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Kelly's house should be...
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Oh! There it is!
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All right. One small step
for Marco,
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and I'm not sure
what I'm steppin' on.
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OK. Just gonna pretend
this is a normal house.
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[grunting]
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[doorbell rings]
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You're killin' it, Diaz.
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Oh! Uh, hi there. I'm Marco.
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[Marco]
Is... Kelly around?
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And he's gone.
Is this the right house?
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Ow! [grunts]
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Uh--
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Stand and face me, boy!
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Dad? What's going on out here?
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This is your dad?!
He was trying to--
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Fight you? Oh, yeah.
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That's just how us Wooletts
say hello.
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Dad, cool it.
You're freaking Marco out.
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Oh, right, right, sorry.
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Well, now that we're
acquainted, Marco,
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let me give you a hand.
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-[Marco yelps]
-[Kelly] Dad!
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Uh... hey...
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So, Marco, what
brings you here?
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Well, we talked about
making tortas a while ago.
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So, I brought over
a few ingredients.
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At least, they were
ingredients.
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-Cool. Let's, uh,
make some tortas.
-[bell rings on TV]
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I'm gonna comb you over
real good!
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Not if I get
to those split ends first!
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Jus-just kidding.
Your-- you hair looks amazing.
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[Wrestler #1]
Thanks for noticing.
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But I'll never reveal
my conditioner!
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-[bell rings on TV]
-Is something wrong?
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Sorry. I just haven't
felt like doing anything
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or talking to anyone lately.
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Yeah. I know it's been hard
since Tad... you know.
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[cell phone vibrating]
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Ugh! He just won't
stop calling!
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Uh, who won't stop calling?
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-Tad!
-Tad's alive?!
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But he's still dead to me.
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What happened?
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After the battle,
he ended up joining
this creepy self-help group
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and started acting
all self-righteous.
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He's become...a nester.
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What?
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-[phone beeps]
- Namaste, Kelly.
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How's it been?
Just wanted to say
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- how great I've been doing
since we broke up.
-Yeesh.
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Now that I'm free
of all that negative energy,
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- I'm a provider now.
-[birds chirping]
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It's like, life isn't really
worth living
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unless you're really
making a difference
in the world.
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-[mother bird vomits]
- Anyways, gotta go!
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- Mother bird provides.
-[phone beeps]
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"Mother bird provides." Ugh!
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I'm sorry, Marco. I'm just
in a weird place right now.
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Besides, I got a bunch
of boring errands to do today.
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This library book's
not gonna return itself.
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Well, I don't mind
running to the library with you.
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Really? But it's so boring.
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Then we can make it fun
together!
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All right. But don't say
I didn't warn you!
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Yes, ma'am!
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Oh! Ugh! What is this?
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You don't want
to be caught outside
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without your hair on,
do you?
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Besides, you're gonna need
the extra padding.
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Trust me.
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Oh. That's not ominous at all.
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Bye, Mom! We're off
to the library!
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Bye, sweetie! Don't forget
the family ancestral sword!
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Yeah, Mom.
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Whaaaat?
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So, the library's downtown.
We'll need to take the bus.
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Huh? Oh, man,
I'm late for work!
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Have a good day, sweetie!
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-One, please! [groans]
-I don't know why
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I haven't gotten around
to visiting you sooner!
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Two for the downtown express,
please!
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Oh! Let me get 'em!
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Two for the downtown
expr-- [grunts]
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So, there's no money
used here?
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Everything's done by fighting?
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Yep! Everything.
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Movie tickets are two punches,
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a hamburger is a kick
and a jab.
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My uncle bought a yacht once.
He's still in the hospital.
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Excuse me, young man,
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but c-could I fight you
for that seat of yours?
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Oh, no-no-no-no, please.
Just take it.
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Whaaa--?
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[all gasp]
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I-is something wrong?
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Marco! You can't just
turn down a fight.
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That is the most shameful thing
you can say to a Woolett!
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Yeah! How dare you
disrespect that old lady?
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If you won't fight her,
I will!
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Hey! I was gonna fight
the old lady!
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I'll fight both of ya
to fight her! [screams]
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[all shouting indistinctly]
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Let's get outta here.
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[barking]
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Sorry this dumb errand
is taking way more time
than it should.
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I don't mind. I always have fun
when I'm around you.
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Thanks, but you don't
have to say that.
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Hey, since you guys
are so into fighting,
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do you have any Dojos
around here?
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What's a Dojo?
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You know, a place you go
to practice your sweet moves.
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[makes fighting sounds]
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Wool-hair-do!
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Wool-what-now?
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Wool-hair-do!
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It's the ancient martial art
of Woolania!
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Whoa! This looks
just like karate!
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But hairier!
In a good way!
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My dad taught me
to do these moves
when I was a toddler.
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It was the first fighting style
that I ever learned.
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Whoa, what's goin' on here?
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Oh, that's Dual Mode.
To do that,
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you and your partner
have to be totally in sync
with each other.
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Like, uh, two Wooletts
with one mind.
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Looks fun! You wanna
try it out?
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Oh, I've never been able
to pull it off myself,
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but how 'bout
one of these guys?
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Whoa! How is that
even possible?
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Yeah. It's illegal in, like,
12 dimensions.
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[Marco] Well, I won't tell
if you won't tell.
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Wow. If I could pull off
a roundhouse kick like that,
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I'd just roundhouse kick
all day.
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[chuckles]
That's the dream, right?
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[cell phone vibrates]
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Ugh! It's Tad again!
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Why won't he just
leave me alone?
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You could just block him.
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-Really?
-Yeah, it's pretty simple.
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Just press this button
right here.
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-Huh. I gotcha.
-[phone beeps]
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Wow. I cannot believe
I didn't know about that.
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Wait a minute.
Is that the time?
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The library closes
in five minutes!
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Hey! Hey! Don't worry.
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If it's a fight they want,
I'm sure we can take 'em.
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Marco, no! We don't play
when it comes to library fines.
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If I'm late, I have
to cut off my hair!
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-What?!
-Yeah. So let's book it!
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[panting]
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[beeps]
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OK, you're all set, dear.
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Oh, and could you tell
your mother "hello" from me?
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-[loud punch]
-Aah!
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[panting] Book!
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[dings]
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[beeping]
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Oh, wow.
This was due yesterday.
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What?!
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I'm afraid you'll have to pay
the overdue fee.
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Let's make this quick.
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Now, hold on!
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Don't bother, Marco.
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Everything in my life
is a mess right now.
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What's one more situation
that I can't control?
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[sighs] Life is cruel.
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-Yes, it is!
-[Marco] No!
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Uh, if Kelly doesn't want
to cut her hair,
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then she shouldn't have to!
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Librarian lady, I challenge you
to a fight!
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If I win, you let Kelly
keep her hair.
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[laughs] You know,
I've always wanted
to fight a Mewman.
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Actually, I'm a human.
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Yeah, you are.
A soft, squishy human
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who just threw away
his padded Hairsuit.
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-Oh.
-Well, I guess
we're doing this!
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OK. Just so you know.
Librarians are extremely
powerful
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and fight pretty dirty,
so, uh, use this.
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Whoa! Is this your family's
ancestral sword?
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No! Why would I
give that to you?
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Found it!
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This is my family
ancestral sword!
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Oh, dang!
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Ready?
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OK, you take
the left two arms,
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I'll take the right.
And, uh, try not to die.
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No promises.
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[all grunting]
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Take that!
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[exclaims, grunts]
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Ooh, that makes me angry!
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[both grunting]
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-Aah!
-Kelly!
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[grunts]
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[all grunting]
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Aah!
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-[Librarian growling]
-[Hair Ninjas exclaiming]
201
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Hey, you know what might be
a good idea?
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Wool-hair-do?
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Yah!
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[all exclaiming]
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-[Kelly exclaims]
-[grunts] You punched
my butt! Oh!
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[Kelly and Marco]
The Top-Knotted Double Fist!
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[all grunting indistinctly]
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[Kelly and Marco]
Legendary Side Bang Sweep!
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[growling]
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Huh?
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[Kelly and Marco]
The Twist Out of Destruction!
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[both grunt]
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-Oh, my gosh! That was amazing!
-Oh! You were amazing!
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-Um, I cannot believe
we just pulled off Dual Mode!
-That twirling thing you did!
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And then we were like, "whoosh"
up in the air!
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It was like I had
your mind or something.
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I didn't even know fighting
could feel that way!
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I've never felt
that way before!
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[both laughing]
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[both sigh]
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00:09:04,581 --> 00:09:06,331
[cell phone vibrating]
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Uh...
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-[phone beeps]
-[Tad] You, Kells.
It's me again. Tad.
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Your ex. Saw a tree,
and it reminded me of you.
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I thought you blocked him.
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-[phone beeps]
-[Kelly sighs]
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I-- I couldn't do it.
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I know it's not smart,
and I am ready to move on,
but...
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Actually, I think I might know
how you feel.
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I mean, I don't want
to have feelings for Star,
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'cause they're getting
in the way of...
other feelings.
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Oh. Wow, yeah, then, um...
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I guess you do know
exactly how I feel.
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[chuckling nervously]
Oh, yeah. Cool.
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Sure is a bummer
about the timing
of these feelings.
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-[fireworks explode]
-[music playing]
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♪ Your eyes, your eyes
The light in your eyes ♪
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[stammering]
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♪ It's just like the sun
Oh, it burns me alive ♪
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00:10:01,621 --> 00:10:05,661
But... if we're honest
about it,
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then maybe we could be
break-up buddies?
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What's that?
243
00:10:09,871 --> 00:10:12,501
Well, you kinda
help each other
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forget your old feelings.
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So you can move on.
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00:10:16,961 --> 00:10:20,501
Also, you can kiss.
When the mood is
weirdly romantic.
247
00:10:20,501 --> 00:10:24,001
[chuckles]
And you can hold hands.
248
00:10:24,001 --> 00:10:26,251
You know, every time
I come to the library,
249
00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:27,791
I learn so much.
250
00:10:27,791 --> 00:10:29,791
[Kelly shudders]
We're hopeless.
251
00:10:29,791 --> 00:10:31,871
[Marco]
Oh, yeah, hopeless.
Yeah, it's my middle name.
252
00:10:31,871 --> 00:10:33,791
[Kelly]
Huh. I thought
it was "Ubaldo."
253
00:10:33,791 --> 00:10:36,251
Yeah. "Ubaldo" is Spanish
for "hopeless."
254
00:10:36,251 --> 00:10:37,871
-Really?
-No.
255
00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:40,251
No, I-- I don't think
I know Spanish, actually.
256
00:10:42,791 --> 00:10:44,621
♪ She's a princess
winning battles ♪
257
00:10:44,621 --> 00:10:47,661
♪ Through the break of dawn ♪
258
00:10:47,661 --> 00:10:49,621
♪ Don't worry when it's night ♪
259
00:10:49,621 --> 00:10:52,831
♪ 'Cause she will keep
the lights on ♪
260
00:10:52,831 --> 00:10:58,751
♪ Oh
There goes a shining star ♪
261
00:10:58,751 --> 00:11:01,081
- ♪ Evil won't deter her
- ♪ No, sir! ♪
262
00:11:01,081 --> 00:11:03,251
♪ 'Cause magic
flows through her ♪
263
00:11:03,251 --> 00:11:04,661
♪ Star Butterfly ♪
264
00:11:04,661 --> 00:11:08,661
♪ She is a shining star ♪
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