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♪♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna have a good time ♪
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♪ I ain't from round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another woo-hoo! ♪
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♪ Yea-ah ♪
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♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪
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♪ I'm talking puppies ♪
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♪ Puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-
puh-puh-puuuhh ♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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Hello, Star Butterfly!
I have a special delivery for--
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Oh-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!
Rainbow Fist Punch!
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[grunts]
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Star, why did you just
punch that lady?
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Uh, that is
the ransomgram lady.
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She's here to ransom us.
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No. I also deliver the mail.
Sometimes.
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This is just mail.
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Oh. Sorry!
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No, it's fine.
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People, uh...
People do that--
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OK, thank you, bye.
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-Oh, no!
-What is it?
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Quest Buy is closing!
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They're having
a Going Out of Business sale
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right now!
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Quest Buy is closing?
[gasps] Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Yeah! All right!
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
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All right! Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
All right!
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[screams enthusiastically]
Yeah! Oh!
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[stammering] What are you
so happy about?
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This is the Going Out
of Business sale!
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That means Quest Buy
is closing down forever.
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It's, like, the happiest day
of my life. I hate Quest Buy.
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Yeah, but what happens, say,
if something happens
to your wallet?
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If there's no Quest Buy,
you can't get another one!
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Wait, you mean my dab coat,
bad lab, bad to the bone,
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tri-tone, triple-locking
thumb print activated
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-surity security wallet
impression blue?
-Oh, yeah, baby.
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Which I purchased
on a previous trip
to Quest Buy?
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-Uh, yeah, baby!
-Based on the rate of decay,
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if I'm gonna live to be 100,
I'm gonna need...
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[whispering]
one, two, three,
four, five, six...
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sixteen of these things!
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We gotta go to Quest Buy.
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Classic Diaz,
doin' the math.
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What?! Janna?!
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[gasps] Janna!
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So, are we doin' this thing
or what?
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Wait! W-w-wait a second!
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H-how did you get here?
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[chuckles] Wouldn't you
like to know?
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Yeah, I would like to know.
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That's why I asked
the question.
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No one cares, Marco!
The important thing is
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Janna's here!
Let's go, guys!
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Fine. But we're gonna
come back to this.
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Huh?
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[straining]
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It's-- it's like
there's something--
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Come on, Diaz!
Suck in that gut!
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[straining]
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[all shouting indistinctly]
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Oh, my gosh. What is going on?
This is crazy!
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[Sloth over P.A.]
Attention, customers.
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Don't miss our Going Out
of Business sale.
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Uh, this is way more people
than I'm comfortable with!
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Wait. Head count.
Where's Janna?
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Janna! Where are you?
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I'm good, I'm good.
Yeah, and, uh, don't wait up!
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[screaming]
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-That's my Man Mower!
-[chirping]
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Ya porpoise!
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OK, Marco, let's just grab
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your 16 wallets
and get outta here.
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OK, right there!
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Wallets!
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[sighs] Bye-bye.
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Oh, look! More wallets
right over there!
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-[all gasp]
-Wha--?
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[silence]
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[all shouting indistinctly]
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[groans] We're never
getting these wallets.
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[Janna]
Do you ladies need help
with anything?
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-Janna, who's Stu?
-Who's Janna?
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Uh... what do I do?
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You're fired.
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Ugh, I'm doing him a favor.
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Come on, let's go!
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Whoa.
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[Janna]
"Keep out."
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Something tells me
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they don't want us
to go in there.
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Oh, wait. What's this?
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"Employees only."
Nope, we're good!
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Behold.
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Stock room! Or whatever.
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[Star]
Huh.
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Where's all the stock?
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[Janna] Don't ask me.
I just work here.
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[Marco]
What's with this place?
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I'm never gonna get
my wallet!
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Why do I live?
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Uh, Marco. Look.
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Wait, what?
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[counting quickly]
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[gasps] There are exactly
16 wallets here!
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What?!
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It's like this place
can read our...
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Read our what?
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[gasping] Unicorn cake!
Unicorn cake!
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Do you see? Unicorn! Unicorn!
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I have always wanted
to do this.
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-And I've always wanted
to do this.
-Aww.
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Aah! [groaning]
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Aw, don't pay that no mind.
It's only raspberry!
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You guys,
this place has everything!
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It's true!
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Shopping spree!
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Ermahgerd.
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I've always wanted
one of these.
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Just a second.
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Please, continue. [slurps]
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[humming and singing]
♪ Going on a shopping spree ♪
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- ♪ Everything's wonderful
and-- ♪ [gasps]
-[Hamster Band toy playing]
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No. Way.
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[Hamster Band song continues]
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I love you! I love you.
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[Hamster Band toy]
♪ Yeah! ♪
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Ahh. Convenience.
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-Aah!
-[Janna] Sorry. My bad.
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The crossbow's got
a hair trigger.
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Janna Fanna Fo-Fanna!
Just look at these boots!
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Hey, guys! Check out this
amazing item of relaxation!
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What does it do?
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I don't even know!
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I love this place so much!
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Yeah, it's like everything
we've ever wanted just appears.
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You know, people keep saying,
"Don't wander in creepy places,"
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uh, but it's working out
pretty fine for us.
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[slurping]
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Uh, guys? I think
we're about to be busted.
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That's my favorite part!
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Oh, don't mind me. [slurps]
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[gulps]
I'm just waiting.
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-What are you waiting for?
-[echoing] What?
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[echoing]
I said, "What are you
waiting for?"
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Sorry. The acoustics
are really bad in here.
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I'll come to you. [slurps]
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[slurping continues]
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I'm waiting for your brains
to go gooey. [slurps]
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What?! Why would our brains
go gooey?
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Well, why didn't
you tell 'em, Stu?
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You know that everybody
who wanders back here's brain
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turns to goo.
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Oh, yeah. Sometimes,
Stu's brain goes gooey.
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[laughs] Classic Stu.
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Well, our brains feel fine,
thank you very much.
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Well, yeah.
They're fine, for now.
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You're in a magical room
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that turns all
your needless desires
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into pointless realities.
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Your 16 wallets,
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your vibrant fashions,
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your...uh...
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Yeah, I don't know either, dude.
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So, whatever we want
just appears here.
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[slurps] Pretty much.
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Cool. [straining]
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-Janna?
-[motor running]
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I'm baby Marco, and I got
wheels for hands!
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Whee!
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Why?!
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'Cause I can.
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[straining]
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I'm baby Marco, and I got
wheels for hands! Whee!
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-Janna.
-Aw, come on. That was
for you, too, girl.
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See? Your brains just keep
makin' stuff you want,
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you're never gonna
wanna leave,
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then your brains turn to goo.
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It happens to everybody
that wanders back here.
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[Hamster Band toy playing]
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Whoa. How did we not see
all those cages?
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What kinda creepy stuff
are you pullin' here, bub?
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We're just keeping
these people safe.
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-They can leave whenever.
-[controller beeps]
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[whimpering]
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Maybe just one more song.
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[squeals]
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[slurps] They just don't want
to leave their stuff.
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Well, I'll start getting
your cages ready.
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Oh, you hear that, guys?
He's gettin' our cages ready.
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Yeah. It's like he thinks
this is the first time
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we've been trapped
in a back room.
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Hey! My dude!
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We're pros at these, uh,
"situations."
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I don't think
we're gonna need the cages.
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Yeah, we're just gonna
head on out.
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Sure. The exit's
right over there.
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But you're never
gonna make it
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without filling up
these shelves
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with needless desires.
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[scoffs] OK, bub.
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Feels like you're
not really gettin'
who we are.
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We don't need stuff.
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I mean, sure, a little
dancing penguin baby
would be tight.
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[chirping]
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Yeah, that's pretty tight.
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But I don't really need it.
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Yeah, and I've always wanted
a talking bike named "Wheelie."
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I'm right here, Marco!
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But Wheelie's not really
what's important.
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What?
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And I think we all want
an evil Marco
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with a mole
on the other side of his face.
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I am Ocram!
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I think we want hundreds
of Ocrams.
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[all]
I am Ocram!
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[Janna]
But we don't really care.
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Look, I'm sure
a lot of people
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get caught up
in whatever this is,
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but we're not a lot
of people.
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We're three people.
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We've got everything we want
right here.
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Come on, guys. Let's get
out of here.
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Whew! What a crazy place,
am I right?
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Yeah. You can make, like,
whatever.
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That was a pretty cool bike
you made, Marco.
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You named him "Wheelie"
and everything.
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But, hey, you told them,
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"Who needs stuff
when you've got friends?"
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Yeah! It's not like stuff
ever cares about ya.
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[Star laughs]
Yeah!
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[both]
Bye, Marco!
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[bell rings]
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[sighs] You know,
I'm really gonna miss Quest Buy.
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We have got so many
memories here.
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Yeah. It's a shame
it's gonna be wiped
from existence.
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-[Janna] Never to be
seen from again.
-Wait.
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I need to go get something!
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I'm sorry, but Quest Buy
is now closed.
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But... but I need to save
the babies!
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Thank you, local customers,
for shopping at Quest Buy.
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Have a good... whatever.
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What a weird, weird,
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sometimes terrifying,
magical place.
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