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Hi, guys. This is Sarah Vandella for Missax .com, and I'm going to give you

my love.

Mwah.

I'm going out with the guys later, so I think I'll be getting food out there.

Okay.

What's this?

Oh, well, darling, when your father's away, I like to have a drink or two

I read my novel at night. Yeah.

Well, you know, Dad really does not like booze enough.

Well, then we won't tell him.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.

fill up tight about boozing now. I am only 21.

Only two more months, honey.

I bet you're really looking forward to going to those 21 and older clubs, huh?

Have fun and get silly, get drunk, and dance and kiss all the girls.

John, and then last year at Homecoming, Karen poured a bunch of peach

schnapps in the punch, and everyone got drunk.

I know, darling, but you haven't had a real drink yet.

So how about you have a drink with your old mother?

If you're going to get wild...

Between you and me, your grandfather, well, let's just say I started drinking

with him younger than I'd care to admit.

Papa? Yes, Papa.

Now listen here. I prefer a grain as opposed to a potato vodka.

And this brand, not only do they go through all of the impurities, it is the

best tasting on the market.

Really? Oh, yeah.

Pours almost like syrup.

Yeah. That, my son, is the sign of a perfect drink.

So, yes, that is the sign of a perfect drink. And not only that, my son, but

perfect for your first drink, huh?

Yeah. Cool.

All right.

See, your mom's pretty cool.

I can handle it. It just burns a little.

God, Mom.

Hmm.

Well, I suppose if you're here in the home and I'm supervising, then another

one won't hurt.

And what do you say?

Please, Mommy.

That a boy.

Cheers, darling.

Cheers.

Again,

please?

This is potent stuff, honey.

Listen, I'm a seasoned drinker, and I've developed a tolerance over the years,

but a new drinker like yourself...

This is a lot, honey. It's very strong.

Mom, I can hang, all right? I feel good.

Well, with that being said, I guess since you are under my roof and I am

supervising you, it wouldn't hurt.

So?

It might, however, it might hurt tomorrow morning.

Cheers.

Ah, ah, ah. Sip it, cowboy.

You're going to be sick.

Oh, come on.

Do it yourself.

I still think I should keep this with me, and I'm going to take it in the

room, and I don't think you should go out tonight.

You're definitely not driving.

No ifs, ands, or buts about it, young man.

I'm going to text my friends and let them know I'm not coming.

Well, that's great, sweetie.

But I don't want you to be on your cell phone all night either.

So I'll put this book down. What do you say we play a board game or we can

watch a movie, huh?

Yeah, sure, Mom.

That sounds good.

Well, what are you waiting for?

What are you waiting for?

What are you waiting for?

You waiting to play with mommy?

You like mommy's big tit?

Yeah, he used to suck on you when you were a little boy.

Now you're a big, big boy.

Well, what are you waiting for?

I don't know where you keep the board games, honey.

My guess is they would be in the back of your closet.

Um, yeah, yeah, right, uh, board games, Mom.

Hey, see if you can find a trivia or, you know, one of those word games, okay?

Found it. Very good.

What do you say, big boy? You up for another?

No, thank you.

Okay, well, I can drink yours if you're not up for it.

No, I mean, I could have another.

I'll have another.

Cheers. Cheers, darling.

Pace yourself.

Was that what you mean?

Mommy just wants to play.

Yes, yes, you just wrecked your first night drinking like a big boat.

I can feel you inside of me.

Let me see you come for mommy.

You may not come for mommy.

Give it to me.

Mommy knows.