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Good job!

Hi,

John in Utah?

Your 9 o 'clock appointment is here.

Special Agent John Utah, day number one in L .A. Welcome aboard.

We're going over your personnel records. Very impressive. Thank you. You may

very well have been in the top 2 % of your class at Quantico, but quite

son, out here you have exactly zero hours of experience in the field.

You know nothing. In fact, you know less than nothing. If you even knew that you

knew nothing, that'd be something, but you don't. Yes, sir.

You need a solid breakfast, Utah? Sir? All the food groups, avoiding caffeine,

sugar. I like to make sure that all my people maintain sound cardiovascular

fitness. We don't drink and we sure as hell don't smoke. Sir, I'd take the skin

off chicken. Good man.

This is us.

Bank robbery.

And you are now in the bank robbery capital of the world. 1 ,322 last year

.A. County, up 26 % from the year before. That's correct.

And we nailed over 1 ,000 of them. Miss Deer, take a look at that for me.

Thank you.

Do you know how we nailed the bad guys, Utah?

Do you know how we nailed them?

By crunching data.

Good crime scene work, good lab work, and most importantly...

Good data -based analysis.

Special Agent Utah, are you receiving my signal?

Zero distortion, sir.

I love these things.

You're a real blue flame special, aren't you, son?

Young, dumb, and full of calm. I know.

What I don't know is how you got yourself assigned out here to Los

us.

I mean, how?

I guess we just must have ourselves an asshole shortage, huh?

Not so far.

Okay.

Pappas. Yeah.

Here, put on the blindfold.

I want to see you retrieve at least two bricks off the bottom.

One.

Two.

I've been in the field for 22 years.

I've fired my piece over 19 times in the line of duty.

I got no idea what a blind man fetching bricks from the bottom of the pool has

got to do with being a special agent.

Added to which indignity, I have been saddled with some blue -flamer Quantico

cat, some quarterback punk, Johnny Unitas or something.

The shit they pull, huh? Yeah. Hey, Angie.

What? Here's your guy.

Punk. Quarterback Punk.

Welcome to SeaWorld, kid.

Good luck, Pappas.

Two bricks coming up.

Little hand says it's time to rock and roll.

Everybody freeze!

Nobody move!

Keep your eyes down!

Regulation, Mr. President.

Time, Mr. Carter. 60.

LBJ. We're styling.

not solid professionals.

Good moves.

Yeah. They control the room well.

And they stick strictly to the cash drawers.

They don't go for the vault?

No, they never go for the vault. They never get greedy.

Smart. You burn time in the vault. Yep, that's right.

Reagan usually does the driving.

Stolen switch guard. They leave it running.

On the curb, it looks parked from a distance.

When they run, they dump the vehicle and they vanish.

Like a virgin on prom night.

I mean, they vanish.

Surgical. Look at them separate the dye pack.

Dick and Ronnie know their jobs.

Yeah, the ex -presidents are the best I've ever seen. Ever.

Anytime you two are finished jerking off watching MTV, we need to get a look at

these tapes. Hey, Pappas, you, uh, tell the kid your theory on the president?

Just take the tapes and go about it.

Hang ten, Pappas, like totally right, dude.

I tell you, the department loves it.

What's he talking about, Angelo? I found the drop car up on Mulholland Drive.

We'll go work it.

Oh, no.

Angelo.

Come on.

Thank you.

We'll go work it.

Good. Excuse me.

This car doesn't have any seat.

It was a scorcher.

Sweat secretions in the seat backs.

Are you through, Mr. Wizard?

Let me know if you find Jimmy Hoffa under the seat while you're at it.

Oh, look at this.

It's 7 .30.

Why, the night is still so young. The way you're going, you're going to be

to solve this case and start another one, huh?

Drop the car on my ass.

You've been working bank robbery, what, 22 years?

Yeah, 22 years.

Man, L .A. has changed a lot during that time. The air got dirty and the sex got

clean. Uh -huh.

So a guy with that kind of timing must have some theory about these guys.

Leave it alone, Johnny.

Okay, fine, you've given up. Fine.

It doesn't mean I have to.

Hey, hey, listen.

Forget about it, kid. They are ghosts.

Yeah, of course.

What am I thinking?

If you couldn't crack it with all your years of experience, it's impossible to

conceive that I might have something to offer, right?

Well, maybe I can do better than some over -the -hill burnout.

Watch your mouth. Maybe you ought to just take some early retirement right

and get some rent -a -cop night security job. Tell mom stories.

Listen, you snot -nosed little shit! I was taking shrapnel and caisson while

were crapping in your hands and rubbing it on your face!

You mad?

Yeah, I'm mad! Good and mad!

What do you want to do about it? It feels good, doesn't it?

Like you're still alive, right? Yeah!

Well, since you're still alive and you're not in the box just yet, why

tell me this theory of yours and we'll go get these guys!

Okay, hot shot.

You want to nail the bank robbers and be a big hero?

Definitely.

Definitely. Then here it is.

The ex -presidents are surfers.

Surfers.

Surfers.

It's in our face.

Look at the tan line on this guy.

Oh, well, he must be a surfer.

Well, yeah.

So last year, Nixon discussed the counter when he's going over.

So there is a soil sample.

Non -specific mud.

Traces of asphalt.

Traces of oil.

Traces of sand.

Carnuba wax.

So I've become a wax expert.

Now, there's 80 -some uses for this stuff.

Something like 500 products.

Candle wax, car wax, mustache wax.

Could be anything.

Guy's waxing his mustache at the beach.

Gets sand in him.

Takes it off with a shoe.

Shoe scuffs the counter.

Would you just shut up for a minute?

Just listen to me. Maybe you'll learn something. The lab gave us three

matches. This is one of them.

Sex wax.

Yeah. You're not into kinky shit, are you, Angelo?

Not yet.

Surfers use this. They rub it on their boards for traction.

Thanks for the tip.

You're welcome for the tip. Here's another tip.

Check out the dates on these robberies. It's strictly a summer job for these

idiots.

Four months.

In October.

And the year before.

That's right.

We have one more month.

We won't see him till next summer.

They're traveling on the money, going where the waves are.

That's right.

The experts rip off bikes to finance their endless summer.

Hey,

man, a lot of guys your age are learning to surf.

Cool. There's nothing wrong with it.

I'm 25.

That's what I'm saying. Never too late.

Hope you stick with it.

Surfing's the source.

It'll change your life. Swear to God.

Why can't I just walk around with this thing under my arm and act stoned?

Ask a few questions.

Well, look.

Look at them.

Like some kind of tribe.

They got their own language.

You can't just walk up to those guys. You have to get out there and learn the

moves. Get into their head.

Pick up the speech.

You're trying to tell me the FBI is going to pay me to learn to surf.

It's either you or me out there on the board.

You get my drift? Angelo, this is for little rubber people who don't shave

Come on. You're the quarterback, Jock.

It's all balance, right?

And coordination.

How hard can it be?

I want someplace else.

This pig boy piece of shit.

is your surfing contact?

Female. Blue eyes.

Black hair.

5 '6". 119 pounds.

God, Utah.

Not bad, Utah.

Tyler Ann Endicott. Born 11 -27 -64.

Exhibition of speed.

And decent exposure inside moving vehicle.

Hot. Very hot.

What else they got on her?

I still haven't found anything I can really use. I gotta find an approach. Go

way in.

Here we go.

Both parents deceased.

Airplane crash.

San Diego, 84.

Yeah.

See you later, man.

Nick.

What do you want?

Shrimp and fries.

I mean, what do you want? Why do you keep hanging around here?

I need you to teach me.

Give me a break.

Uh, shrimp and fries.

Go.

Would you like something to drink with that, sir? I'm serious.

I can see that you're serious.

Forget it.

Stick to tennis.

I don't know, whatever you do at miniature golf.

130 ,000. You don't understand.

I'm going to learn to surf or break my neck.

What is it?

You all of a sudden got this bug that you just have to go surfing?

This is a line, right?

No.

No.

My whole life, I've done things for other people.

In high school, I played football because my old man expected me to.

And my parents always figured I'd go to law school.

So I did.

Football scholarship, a five -bit at Kappa. Is this going to take a really

time? Wait.

So I'm a big hero to my folks, right?

But two years ago, they were killed in the car wreck.

You can't imagine it.

Your whole life changes.

And I suddenly realized that all my goals had been their goals.

And I hadn't been living my own life.

So I wanted something for myself.

So I come out here from Ohio a month ago.

I've never seen the ocean before.

Any ocean.

I never thought it would affect me so much.

I'm drawn to it.

Something.

I want to do what you do.

It's the truth.

All right.

Okay. Tomorrow, here, 6 a .m.

If you are one minute late, I'm gone.

I said I didn't take you on a raid, so I'll teach you a few things, and then

after that, you're going to be on your own, okay?

Stop here.

Do you agree to do exactly what I say when I say it? Sure.

Pop!

Pop! If you stay up straight up, you're just going to fall right over. So let's

try it again.

Start over. Let's do it again.

Hey!

Let's do it!

Just do it again. Pop up.

You've got to stay low. You're going to bite it.

Drag the knee that time.

Just wipe out.

You're dragging your foot. You're going to be fish food.

Both feet have to land on the board at the same time.

That's it.

That's it. You're surfing.

I will not

We'll see you next time.

He's a modern savage he's a real searcher What's he searching for?

The ride.

The ultimate ride.

Guy's even crazier than you, Johnny.

Put me down.

Uh, we know each other.

That's, uh, that's a surfboard, all right.

Looks like a 57 Chevy I used to have.

Uh, Tyler, come here.

So, uh, where's the guy you replaced me?

Hey, Frank, where you been?

I surfed real well.

He's from Kansas or something.

He's from Kansas? Yeah.

Good catch.

I'm sorry, man. I didn't mean to get in your face. Man, I knew I knew you. It

was the Rose Bowl. Three years ago, you beat FC, right? You?

You did this? Yeah. That was one hell of a game. Don't you get hurt?

Yeah, but you got nuked in the last quarter or something. Yeah, I got my

folded back about 90 degrees the wrong way.

Whoa. And that's why you never went to Rose?

Two years of surgery. Missed my window.

Lived through law school instead.

Law school?

You're a lawyer?

Wow.

Well, life's not over yet, man. You're surfing.

No, you don't, sir.

This one does.

A slice of football!

Special Agent Utah, this is not some job flipping

burgers at the local drive -in.

Yes, the surfboard bothers me.

Yes, your approach to this whole goddamn case bothers me. And yes, you bother

me! And Pappas!

Oh, for the love of Christ. Just how the hell did I ever even let you talk me

into this whole boneheaded idea to begin with? Harp, we're working undercover.

It takes time. We produced a few... No, no, no, no, no, no!

Let me tell you what you've produced.

Over the last two weeks, you two have produced exactly squat!

Squat!

During which time, the ex -presidents have robbed two more banks!

Now, for Christ's sake, does either one of you have anything even remotely

interesting to tell me?

Caught my first tube this morning, sir.

God damn it.

Why did you leave that thing in the car? It sticks out so I can't lock it.

Anyway, what's this problem?

We're handling our caseload. I'm surfing on my own time.

I know it. Just don't rub Harp's nose in it. Look, Angela, you think I joined

the FBI to learn to surf?

This was your lame -o idea in the first place. You gotta back me up on this.

Johnny, we better come up with something real quick.

My friend.

Encino savings and loan. Guard grabbed LBJ's ponytail.

28 robberies. And what did we get from it? One fucking hair.

Angelo. What? Pay attention.

There's going to be a test afterward.

Lab is showing traces of toxins in the hair.

Selenium, titanium, and arsenic. The beaches are always being closed because

waste spills, right? Yeah.

And surfers are territorial. They stick mostly to certain breaks.

If we can get some hair samples and get a match at a certain beach...

We'd know which brake the ex -president surf.

You buying this?

No. No.

But let's do it anyway.

It will bug the shit out of Harp.

My man.

Yeah.

Hey, when you two are done making out, I need to talk to you.

Put this fucking narco -intravener what, dude?

Not exactly, dude.

Well, shit. Well, shit. Make it a wig for my girlfriend.

Thank you.

What the fuck?

That's a narc, man.

Did he cut my hair?

So what? He can bust us. Did you fucking cut my hair?

Brock. Brock.

Don't move.

Got some huge sucker crawling right into your ear.

Got it. Hey.

Leave the fucking hair, man.

Okay.

Saved your life, bro.

Close blind.

PCB, selenium, titanium, arsenic.

The percentages look right.

Here's a match.

It's a match.

Gotta go beach.

Nice point break.

Long workable rides.

Serves up ace.

Stay off my way.

Journalist, try to drop in.

Paddle, paddle, paddle

We'll lighten it down, asshole.

Go back to the valley, man.

Angelo, I've eaten shit 47 times. I've got my lights punched out by some psycho

local. And there must be 20 guys out here with ponytails.

Patience, hotshot.

Patience. We'll be settling this here at all.

There'll be a group within the group.

These guys are a real tight unit. You'll see them. You'll know it.

This the guy?

Yeah.

Okay.

I know.

This is where you tell me all about how locals rule and yuppie insects like me

shouldn't be surfing with break and all that, right?

Nope.

That would be a waste of time.

We're just gonna fuck you up.

to pick up any bait.

Back off, he's with me.

Kiss my ass.

Back off, war child, seriously.

Thank you.

Stay out of this, Bodhi.

What's your name?

Bunker. Bunker.

Listen, Bunker.

I'm actually really glad you found me. Yeah?

Why?

Hey!

Hey, Dad!

Let's keep walking.

Hold it.

Look.

You two guys see the kid run through here with a car stereo? He stole it from

me. No, but there's four guys back there you might want to check out.

Thanks, buddy.

Hope you find him. Don't worry, I will.

You like to start shit, don't you?

Who are those guys?

Nazi assholes.

The guy you dropped is Bunker Weiss. The big one is War Child, a .k .a. Lupton

Pittman. The other two, hell, I don't know.

They think there's some kind of death squad around here.

What's their program?

Brains are wired wrong. They're into some bad shit.

Like what?

Illegal shit?

Maybe. I don't know.

That's not what I'm talking about.

They only live to get radical.

They don't have any real understanding of the thief, so they'll never get the

spiritual side of it.

Hey, you're not going to start chanting or anything, are you?

I might.

This is me.

So, uh, you still haven't figured out what riding waves is all about, have

It's a state of mind.

It's that place where you lose yourself when you find yourself.

You don't know it yet, but you got it. It's right there.

And I saw you with those guys. You're a pit bull. You didn't hesitate, and they

didn't back you down an inch.

And that is very rare in this world.

Well, thanks for stepping in.

See you later.

Later. Oh, hey.

I'm having some people over at my house tonight if you want to come. Sure.

Where?

Come with Tyler. She knows.

All right.

Next time you leave your piece of shield in the car, you stay inside, okay?

Okay, Dad.

Yeah, I need you to run a plate for me.

Two Denver, four Sam, niner, five niner, late 70s cheese.

But he belongs to a Bunker Weiss, my buddy.

Guy's got quite a chic.

Yeah?

Yeah, skip all that. Give me the greatest hit.

Felony possession of cocaine. That's good.

Felony B &E.

Three months in juvie.

Felony assault.

Postgraduate work at Chino.

Excellent. I'm loving it. These guys really fit the profile.

I say we lay down hard.

Here comes the night shift.

This is bullshit.

This is a bullshit lead. This is totally bullshit.

Hart must be fucking desperate if he's listening to YouTube plays.

You're very nearly, guys.

Yeah, right.

Cold pizza for you. It's good for breakfast.

See you.

When did Harper say we'd get the warning? He's gonna push you through

thing. You better get some sleep. This could be an interesting warning.

I like it.

Watch yourself. She's a wild one.

Make yourself at home with mine is yours.

Jack's up.

Drop down into the pit. 25 feet straight down in your balls, man. Your

balls are about this big.

And the whole thing's fucking wrong.

It's the ultimate rush.

Nothing that comes close to it.

Not even sex.

Maybe that's because you're not doing it right, Roach.

It's a total commitment.

You can't just call time out and stroll on into the beach if you don't like the

way things are going.

So what's the biggest?

Waimea. Ridden? Yeah.

Haha. Gain of points.

Bells Beach, Australia.

Well, no way Bells is bigger than Waimea, bro.

We'll be next year.

Odie believes the 50 -year storm is coming next year.

The 50 -year storm.

What's that?

That's kind of a legend.

No, it's real.

It's absolutely real.

Everything moves in cycles.

For twice a century, the ocean lets us know just how small we really are.

A winter storm comes out of Antarctica, tearing up the Pacific.

And it sends a huge swell north 2 ,000 miles.

And when it hits Bell's Beach, it'll turn into the biggest surf this planet

ever seen, and I will be there. So will I.

the ultimate gotta be willing to pay the ultimate price not tragic to die doing

what you love now i want to go hell i ain't gonna live to see 30 too

much testosterone here

Bunch of goddamn adrenaline junkies.

Hope you're not buying into this bonsai bullshit like the rest of Bodhi's

movies.

What are you talking about?

You got the kamikaze look, Johnny. I've seen it.

Bodhi can smell it a mile away.

He'll take you to the edge.

Pass?

Hey, buddy. Johnny has his own demons.

Don't you, Johnny?

What's going on?

Here. Time for a little stealth mission. You up for it?

Let's do it.

Barely do this in broad daylight.

Come on.

At least nobody's going to see how bad you are.

I don't think he's ready for this.

Nah, he'll be fine.

I

gotta

be fucking crazy.

But are you crazy enough?

I can't see shit out here. I'm going to die.

Just feel what the wave is doing.

Then accept its energy, get in sync, and charge with it.

You don't need to think.

Yeah, right. Vision is highly overrated.

Okay, Johnny, we've got your number on it. Let's jam.

Go, boy, jam.

Die now.

Fucking die now.

Whoa,

you're surfing, man.

Isn't that the best feeling on Earth?

Yeah!

Woo!

Woo -hoo! Woo -hoo! Woo -hoo!

It's great, Johnny.

All right!

Yeah!

Woo!

Looks like we lost

somebody.

You hungry?

Leave the fire for them.

You want to get something to eat?

Yeah. All right, yeah.

It's dark.

Hey, Nate.

Nate, put my clothes back on.

You had enough?

Yeah.

I just want to sit out here for a minute.

Look at you.

What?

Well, usually you have this intense... Sort of scowl of concentration on your

face, like you're doing all this for a school project or something.

Or like you've got something driving you.

Look at it.

It's gone.

If I didn't know better, I'd say you looked almost happy.

I can't describe what I'm feeling.

Peace pumps.

Holy shit. What?

Shit.

I'm really late.

You know, I'm really late.

Oh, shit.

Shit! Oh, shit!

I'm really good.

You guys need any help? I can't believe you're late to your own raid. What a

flake. Has that worthless quarterback punk partner of mine shown up yet? Right

here. Well, very good of you to show up, hotshot.

Now, watch it. God, you're going to tear my skin. God damn it.

I'm ready to rock, Angela. Where do you want me?

Okay, here's how it is.

Babbitt and Albrecht are going to go in the back door.

Cullen's going to back me up. I want you at the side window by the hedge.

Now, you're strictly back up. I don't want to burn your coverage. You got

Got it. Good.

Now, take your position.

It's showtime.

You see the little dog? No, I'm not. No dog?

Kirby, come on!

What the fuck? Get up there, get your guns, and someone at the front door,

Yo, what?

Oh, hi.

Oh, uh,

have you seen my dog? I got a little dog I'm missing. It's a cockapoo -like

thing. I don't know anything about your fucking dog. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Call them. This is Utah.

Get Angelo out of there. They're pulling out a fucking arsenal.

Utah, repeat.

Say again.

Colin, you copy?

Colin!

Alvarez!

Don't let him pull his badge!

Fuck! I can't hear jack shit over the lawnmower. I'm racing.

Going down, man. This ain't right.

Fuck out, man. Nothing.

Will you shut the fuck up?

Check the window, bro. Do it.

I told you, I don't know anything. Hide the shit!

Wait, wait, wait.

Are you sure it's not in the backyard? Look, I'm telling you, I got time with

it. There's two guys out the back, man. Suck down! Oh, shit, shit, we're fucked!

That fuck comes through the door, I'm gonna pop him up, man.

Swear to Christ.

Well, are you sure it's not in the backyard? I'm telling you, he ain't back

there. Well, is there anybody else around who's seen him? Get the fuck out

face! FBI, gorgeous.

FBI,

drop it! Fuck you!

into the microphone, squid brain.

until the day, huh?

It's no different, Johnny.

Just a little more to clean up.

You did all right today.

You did real good.

God damn son of a bitch!

I hit a cowboy's eye. Hit a real cowboy's, right? Batman and Robin.

You know what this is, huh?

You know what this is?

Punk with two keys.

Uncut. Crystal man.

in Utah.

I'd like you to meet Agent Dietz.

Works at the DEA.

He was working deep cover until you... You think I like this hair, man?

You think I like these clothes?

My wife wants me to stay at Ramada. I've been working on these fuckers for three

months!

Three months!

Now I finally got him wanting to play Wheel of Fortune with me so I can find

who the supplier is and you fucking cowboys show up.

Nice tattoo, Dean.

Oh, you like that, Pastor, huh? Fuck you!

Here's a record of your suspect's movements for every day over the last

months. All I want to know, smart guy, okay? All I want to know is how are

guys robbing Tarzana City National Bank on August 2nd when they were in Fort

fucking Lauderdale August 2nd. I want you to figure that out.

It's not an easy thing to do, is it, Utah?

Fucking jerks.

Oh, shit.

Leave it.

Hey, if I put walls and heroes, let's go.

Hey, Tyler.

Hey, buddy.

So let's go.

Time's a -waitin'.

See you, Doug.

I gotta go. You got a what?

Listen, I forgot all about a meeting I have this morning. A new client.

I got a jam. Sorry, really.

I'll call you later.

So I started trailing him.

With a Zen surf master?

Bodhi, yeah.

I'm on him all day, right? He goes here, he goes there. He goes to Tower

Records, buys some CDs. He has lunch at Patrick's Roadhouse.

He goes into the Assure Trust Savings and Loan. Did he rob it?

Cute. He's inside 20 minutes.

The other guy, Roach, waited in the truck. They were scoping it out, right?

Well, they were scoping it out or they were cashing a check.

Wait, wait.

Then they go back to their beach house and they box up all their shit.

Yeah. See, summer's over.

They load it in Bodie's truck and they take it to a public storage unit.

And I lost them after that, but the house is empty. They're definitely out

here. God damn it. Why didn't you call me?

They're probably halfway to Maui.

Uh -uh, no.

They've got to pick up some traveling money first.

Assured trust tomorrow.

Next day, outside the latest.

I definitely got a feeling on this.

You got a feeling? Last time you had a feeling, I had to kill a guy. And I hate

that. It looks bad on my report.

San Angelo, I'm right this time.

We can still win this one.

Okay.

Tomorrow morning, first thing, we'll be at the bank. Like stink on shit.

This Calvin and Hobbes is funny. Orange, sir. Take some oranges.

You want some oranges?

No. No, no. We got a lot. We got a lot. Dollar, sir. No, thanks. Good luck.

God.

For a turkey cemetery.

Oh.

It's time for lunch.

Angelo, it's 10 .30.

Right around that corner, there is a sandwich shop.

They sell meatball sandwiches.

Best I've ever tasted. Would you go get me two?

Come on, partner.

Two.

Thank you.

Utah, get me two.

Hi, how you doing? Hi.

Can I have two meatball sandwiches, a tuna on wheat, and two lemonades,

One tuna on wheat, two lemonades at $7 .84.

Thank you.

Oh, boy.

You scared me.

Here. Here's the one that looks like a roadkill. A roadkill? Troy, thank you

very much.

Here's your lemonade.

Ah, thanks.

What's up, Lincoln? Pull up.

I'm so hungry I could eat the ass in out of a dead rhino. I should have had you

get me three of these things.

What, Lincoln?

Goddamn!

He's still behind us!

Yes!

That's it!

Say again, 41.

Roger that, 41.

Cal plate 562, SAM Ida X -ray. Base out.

Nothing?

Nothing.

Johnny, I want to see you in my office right now.

Unit 23, Unit 23, see the manager, 4650 Wilshire.

I want you to know something.

When you shoot, you don't miss.

I missed.

No.

I believe you're either scared or you're getting too goddamn close to the

surfing guru buddy of yours.

I don't believe you're scared.

Hey, I want you to go home and get some rest. You look like hammered shit.

And if I get anything that resembles your boy, I'll beep you.

So what's the other guy look like?

Never saw him.

Just a basic hit and run.

You look like you got a train wreck.

Stupid jerk just kept driving.

Ouch. Baby, I'm sorry.

Johnny, what is it with you?

Got that look again.

You're about to tell me something, and then you don't.

Or you can't.

There's something I wanted to tell you.

It's important.

It could really affect things between you and me.

Man, this is harder than I thought.

Men are so bad at this.

Shh.

Somebody tell him.

You act like nothing happened.

Relax, Nathaniel. Don't tell me to relax!

Bodhi, he's a fucking federal agent!

Should have shot him when I had the chance. I'll deal with that fucking cop.

No, Rosie.

Do you realize that we have hit 30 banks in three years and they haven't been

able to touch us?

And all this does is up the stakes of the game.

Fuck the stakes, Bodhi! I mean, the only person this is a game to is you, man.

This is real.

I mean, this is serious shit, and I... I'm scared, okay? So I say we get the

fuck out of here now, tonight.

Run, you die.

Come on, think about it.

This was never about money for us. It was about us against the system. That

system that kills the human spirit.

We stand for something.

To those dead souls inching along the freeways in their metal coffins, we show

them that the human spirit is still alive.

So you trust me?

Okay.

Then don't worry about this guy. I know exactly what to do with him.

I'll bet you lied about everything.

I'll bet you lied about your parents.

You just tell me the truth, Johnny.

Did your parents die in a car accident?

Did they?

They live in Columbus, Ohio.

I work bank robbery. The guys I'm after are surfers. I needed you at first, but

after that, I didn't... Thank you.

Tyler.

Tyler, wait!

Tyler!

Leave him at this. Tyler, look, I fucked up, okay? I know I fucked up.

I wanted to tell you, but I couldn't.

I was afraid you'd leave.

Good guess, huh?

Fuck! Why can't I ever say what I really mean?

I lied to you. I'm an asshole.

But I need you, Tyler.

I want you to know that I've never known anyone like you before in my life.

And I hope you change your mind.

Tyler, wait, I'm coming.

Howdy, bro.

Come on, we're rolling.

What's going on, buddy?

Whoa, what happened? You cut yourself shaving?

I don't think I want to surf right now.

Surf?

Oh, this is different, Johnny. This is really different. You are going to love

it. So we got to get your stuff and get out of here.

Okay, uh, time.

Here.

Uh, shoot.

Step on it, Chuck.

I've got to go. Life on shorts.

You're going to love this.

100 % pure adrenaline. Other guys snort for it, jab a vein for it, and all you

got to do is jump. Sure, it's a blast, but listen, I sort of screwed my knee up

yesterday. Oh, yeah, yeah, I noticed you limping, but hey, don't worry about it,

bro. I don't worry at all. We're not going to land on land.

Oh, well, fine, then.

I feel so much better.

Okay, let's fly.

One last beep, sir.

Oh, by the way, you might want to pull that little orange thing sometime.

The life you save may be your own. So, uh, who packed my chute? I

did. Why?

You don't trust me?

You gotta earn trust.

Okay, we'll earn it together. Here, take mine.

Why don't you take young grommets here? How'd that be?

Nah, you don't want this one, man. This one's good for a neck breaker.

You're probably better off something like this.

You're gonna jump or jerk off.

Close as you'll ever get to God

Johnny

be just fine. Yeah

Pack off the shoulders.

Take it back. Step out of it. I'll pack that for you, buddy. Okay, thanks.

Johnny, come here. There's nothing you need to see.

Ben.

Okay, but... What's this?

This is an insurance policy.

It will sting a bit, but it's for your own growth, Brock.

Press play.

He is a wild one, isn't he? He speculates in Utah.

Fucking dead man!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold it, man. Think. Think it through, man.

I'm the only one that knows where she is.

I'm the only one.

So let me talk.

Let me talk.

Talk.

He'll be fine.

Rosie won't do anything as long as I meet him at a certain place in time, six

hours from now. You call him right now and tell him to let her go!

Sorry, I can't do it, bro.

They're on the road.

And where they're going, there are no phones, so you are shit out of luck.

Oh,

man.

I hate this, Johnny.

I really do. I hate violence.

Don't you see that's why I need Rosie?

I could never do that, man. I could never hold a knife to Tyler's throat.

was my woman.

We shared time.

But Rosie is a mechanism, you know?

Once you set him in motion, he will not stop.

He's like got this gift of blankness.

But when three o 'clock comes, he will gut her like a pig and try not to get

on his shoes, and there's nothing I can do about it unless I get there.

So I guess that makes us partners, because we both have the same goal, to

where I need to go, right?

We're wasting time.

Oh, that's what I love about you, Johnny. You are just as sharp as a

Murphy, get the plane down to Santa Monica, top off the tank. All right.

you guys, party time. Let's move it. All right.

before 90 seconds of your life, Johnny. That's it.

See, it's basic dog psychology.

If you scare them and get them peeing down their leg, they submit.

Yet if you project weakness, you draw aggression. That's how people get hurt.

You see, fear causes hesitation.

And hesitation will cause your worst fears to come through.

So it's simple.

You project strength to avoid conflict.

T, through superior firepower.

Oh.

There you go.

Can't have you walking through those doors with your dick in your hand,

I can't do that.

Sure you can.

Who knows, you might like it.

It's a killer rush.

Brody, this is your fucking wake -up call, man.

I am an FBI agent.

I know, man. Isn't it wild?

But you know, that's what makes it great, Johnny. We can exist on a

plane. We can make our own rules.

Why be a servant to the law when you can be its master? Fucking A. I love this

fucking job.

Okay.

90 seconds, door to door.

A small price to pay for someone who loves you.

She does, you know.

Not her style to fall so hard.

I don't think she did with me.

Okay. Mr. Carter.

LBJ.

Looks like you don't get to be brethren.

I'm ready!

Rock and roll!

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. May I have your attention, please?

We are the ex -presidents.

And as you can see, we are in fact robbing your bank.

So with a little cooperation, I won't have to blow your heads off. So I need

just a couple of minutes of your lives and we're gone.

Dick. Dick, go to the vault.

Uh, you, Miss Jennings.

Would you be a dear and open the gate for my associate now?

Mr. Duggan's got the key.

Why are we going to the vault? We never go to the vault.

Just do it.

Lyndon, go with them. We're heading to the vault, man. Go, go.

Who's Mr. fucking Duggan?

Mr. Duggan.

Do you want to open the vault, or do you want me to do it?

Do whatever they want, Terry.

Take the fucking key!

me how we doing 65 what's happening don't worry man it's fine fine it's

Hang on man.

You can't take them with us. Don't!

Damn it. Who's in charge of this camera crew? It's a crime canary for Christ's

sake. Get him the fuck out of here. Come on. Out.

You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

If you so desire, an attorney will be provided for you free of cost.

Now, do you understand these rights I've just given you, Utah?

Do you understand?

Do you understand the rights I've just read you, Utah?

Hey, he understands his goddamn rights.

Jesus Christ, kid. Are you okay? Here, stand up. Get these cuffs off him. Leave

the cops alone now. Get them off. Leave them off! Oh, boy. Your partner's an

accessory to murder. You understand that, Pappas?

Utah, there are three dead people. One of them's the police officer, huh? Let

show you something, pal.

How does that sit in your stomach, huh?

Take your hands off me right now.

Look at me.

Look at me.

Don't fit him in with a black and white like some punk. Let me ride him in.

Yeah, sure, Angela. Why not?

I mean, that's why I put you two screw -ups together to begin with.

You deserve each other, don't you?

I mean, you're just as bad as he is.

Only you're a little fatter, you're a little slower, and a little more

Christ's sake, it's like the blind leading the blind with you.

Harp, I want to tell you something.

I was in this bureau when you were still popping zits on your funny face and

jacking off to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog.

Is that right, Pappas? Yes, that's right, Harp. And there's one thing that

learned out of all these years that you still haven't got. Yeah?

Why don't you astonish me, shitface?

Respect for my elders.

Plain and simple. Come on, kid. Let's go.

Get out of here.

Come on, please.

I know where they're going.

I figured you did.

Send them all to the airport fast.

But we got one minor problem.

What? We can't arrest them.

Or shoot them.

Did you set the altimeter?

Uh -huh. What?

1 ,000!

Set the reading, okay?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

FDR.

But you're not alone.

Good guess.

There's a gun on you right now.

Where's Roach?

Around somewhere.

So listen, Johnny, we are in kind of a hurry. What do you need?

You've got to tell me where she is.

Oh, and let my policy expire. Good idea.

Look, Bodie man, people are dead. The ride is over.

Oh, no, no.

I'd say when it's over.

The guy you killed was an off -duty cop.

They'll nail you wherever you land.

There's a new thing called radar. Maybe you've heard of it.

What is your... Daniel, get in there.

Get back to the cockpit.

Yes.

Shit happens.

Look, you got a death wish. You want to ride to glory, fine, but don't take

Tyler with you. I'm begging you.

Tell me where she is, and I walk away.

You walk away? I walk away.

That is beautiful, Johnny.

Just hang on. Just hang on.

It'll be all right.

I'm not flying you guys to San Felipe, man.

I'm fucking flying.

Start those engines!

Oh, good. Tell him where we're going.

Let's go, man.

Well, you're gonna ride this all the way, Johnny. You and me. So let's go.

Tyler's waiting!

Go, go, go!

Start the engines now!

Air Force One, do you read me? Do you read me, over?

Look, man, we've been over Mexico for the last half hour. Can I quit mowing

lawn here?

I'm getting more bushes in the wheels than I usually like. Shut your mouth and

take it to 4 ,000 feet on this heading, all right? All right. I don't think

that's such a good idea, man.

We'll pop up on their screens.

Doesn't matter.

We're almost there. Just got to get you to a safe jump altitude.

Hey, let's get your rig on.

Hey, man, I'm cold.

Really cold. I got you a jacket.

I got you a jacket.

Easy. Oh, fuck!

I know, I know, I know.

Easy.

Hold on, I'm gonna tell you.

Oh, man, no, no, no, no, no.

Johnny,

throw me that money back.

because all the blood is running out of your body, Roach. You're going to be

dead soon.

I hope it was worth it.

Don't listen to him. He's just scared.

Just keep thinking about all the cineritas and margaritas. Let me nurse

to health.

Okay? What the fuck are you looking at?

Okay, there you go.

Do you copy? Do you copy? Over.

Copy. We have a visual on you.

Tell them to release Tyler.

Do it. Do it now.

You won. You got what you wanted.

What if your shoot failed?

Cancel the order.

One, two, three. A little more,

a little more. Keep it clear.

Okay.

But not this time.

Pull the shit, Boney!

You're crazy!

Pull the fucking show!

Why don't you pull it?

No games, Boney!

Pull the cord now!

Nah, you pull it.

Go ahead, Johnny, pull it. You gotta drop the gun, right?

If you use your other hand, what are you gonna hold on with?

Pull it right now!

Or I'll blow your fucking head off and pull it myself!

The only way it's gonna happen, my friend, do it! I swear to God, I will!

man! Do it or you're gonna die, Johnny!

It's gonna be meat waffles!

Five!

Four! You're fucking crazy!

Three!

Jesus Christ.

Goddamn, you are one radical son of a bitch.

Get out of here, Johnny.

That knee again, huh?

Too bad.

Looks like this time you won't be getting your man.

This game we both lose.

by the time.

Cyclone warning is now current for coastal areas between Torquay and Cape

Experts are saying this is potentially one of the worst storms in Australia's

history. Heavy rains will continue into the night, with destructive winds

reaching up to 150 kilometres per hour.

The centre of the cyclone is now expected to cross the coast between

and Fairhaven early tomorrow morning.

Residents are advised to prepare for evacuation.

Anybody been out there?

No one's been out. No one's going out. It's going to be fucking crazy, man.

Death on his dick out there, mate.

Knew something, brah?

Specialized in Utah.

I knew I could count on you.

I've been to every city in Mexico.

Came across an unclaimed piece of meat in Baja.

Turned out to be Rosie.

Guess you picked a knife fight with somebody better.

Found a passport of yours in Sumatra.

Missed you by about a week in Fiji.

But I knew you wouldn't miss a 50 -year storm, Bodhi.

Yeah.

Too bad.

Finally get your wings and it's totally closed out.

Waiting for my fit.

You gotta go down.

Cross the line and people will trust you and they die.

Yeah, went bad.

Went real bad.

Life pure has a thick sense of humor, doesn't it?

Feel syrupy?

Every day.

Come on, buddy.

Time to go.

Now you gotta go back.

Sorry,

my friend.

Handle the cage, man!

I don't care!

You gotta go down!

It's gotta be that way!

Okay, man.

Okay.

I'm screwed.

I'm going to go to jail, and I'll pay, and Johnny Utah gets this guy.

Right?

Good for you.

That's real good.

I'm going to be a big hero now.

But look at it, Johnny.

Look at it! This is a once -in -a -lifetime opportunity, man.

Just let me go out there. Let me get one wave before you take me. One wave.

I mean, where am I going to go, man?

Cliffs on both sides. I'm not going to paddle to New Zealand.

My whole life has been about this moment, Johnny.

Come on, compadre.

Come on.

Vaya con Dios.

Vaya con Dios.

when he comes back in.

He's not coming back.

Get back.

you know