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For some people, a hurricane is an occasion for a party...

especially if they are...

Checking in

Parked about a few miles

West of the coast.

Wanda's beginning to throw her outermost bands

To this area.

I actually have a band coming through right now.

Oh, nice.

Don't shoot!

You’re out here watching the sky like I am?

Man, that’s something alright.

We call those “super cells”.

Super cells?

All right.

-Want a beer? -No, thank you.

So, uh...

What brings you around here?

Came out from Tampa, headed North.

I know Tampa!

Used to...

Run to Tampa to get parts.

You know, for the boss...

Well, St Pete.

Same thing, right?

So which way’d you come from?

-That way -If you keep on this road...

You’ll hit a little place where I live called Yankeetown.

It's kind of a blink and you miss it sort of place, but...

It’s nice.

You know, Elvis filmed a movie there once.

Filmed it right there where the Waffle House sits now.

What was the name of that...

Follow Your Dreams

I haven’t seen it.

Yeah, me either.

So what’s all this gear for?

Campin’?

Going to the coast.

That’s wild, man.

You're the only one driving towards a hurricane.

Well...

Guess I'll leave you to it.

If you’re ever, uh...

You know, when you're coming back

If you need a place to stay, we got an extra bedroom

Just, uh...

Give us a call.

You have a good night.

This is about from, what...

-Here to the lake at our house? -Here to the other side of the lake, I’d say.

I don't think it's that far.

You think it's that far away?

That’s a beast, isn’t it?

That's a big tornado.

Come here, Taylor!

Com’here, com’here, com’here!

-Like a selfie? -Yeah. Come here, man.

Hey, can you film us, dude?

Just film it, just hold it.

Taylor and I...

Beast of a tornado right behind us.

-Got it? -Yeah.

Thanks.

Hello?

Hey, how was it today?

Empty.

Oh...

Well, what are the numbers?

Sixteen.

-Sixty? -Sixteen.

-Sixteen dollars? -Yeah.

Huh...

That's not very much...

What’d you sell?

Two of those flip flop earrings

And one of those...

“Beachin” thingies.

-The “Beachin” coasters? -Yeah, those.

Yeah, good.

-What else? -That was all.

All right...

Wow, well...

You’d think people would want to buy souvenirs at a time like this.

-Yeah -Okay, well...

If there’s anything you see and you want, you know...

Go for it.

-All right, thank you. -Sure, sure.

What, uh...

What time did you say you and your family were leaving?

Probably tomorrow.

Okay, good.

Linda and I, we’ll probably leave tonight, so...

Please take what you can downstairs, and uh...

-The sand balls, especially. -Okay.

Okay, um...

Thanks for everything, and...

-Be safe, yeah? -I will. You too.

-Okay, bye. -Bye.

Parking is ten dollars, closes at eight.

Have a good night.

And Rob, in terms of speed

Is this storm going to pass quickly?

Or is this the kind of thing that’s gonna sit there for a while?

It gets off shore as early as tomorrow morning...

It’s actually what the pro skaters call this.

Oh, Mike!

-What’s up, man? -What’s up dude?

-I’m fired up! -Yes, sir.

Hello, yes.

I'd like one roasted pheasant

Three quail eggs, a fig leaf

Some bradberries, and what’d you like?

Do you guys have any underaged boys back there?

Amazing, and an espresso. Perfect, thank you.

That's basically the beaches for me.

That’s the best way I can put it.

I love coming out here, I used to have a friend

Who literally raised a group of turtles

-By himself, he like... -Yo!

Trash!

Pardon me?

You’re trash! You’re ass!

I'm ass?

Hot ass, bro!

You suck.

Yes, get out.

Sir, would you like to come

Take your grievances up to the stage?

You seem so,

You want to be part of the show so bad, why don't you come up here?

-I ain’t tryin’ to embarrass you, bro. -No, please, be my guest...

Sir.

All right.

Everybody, give it up for this guy.

Thank you for...

Your active participation, I appreciate it.

You’re welcome, man.

What's your name, stranger?

Mike.

Mike? Where you from?

Jacksonville, born and raised...

-What highschool’d you go to? -Jean Ribault.

Senior high.

I used to have the biggest crush on a girl from Ribault.

She was on the track team, she was tall...

Black girl...

-Ashley -Ashley! Yes, Ashley!

I used to be in love with Ashley, oh my god...

She was, like, perfect. She was like Miss America.

It's a shame with the whole incident but like she was one...

Wait, wait... What incident?

You don’t know about the whole...

It was a whole scandal!

Okay. I mean, she...

She, Ashley, I guess...

After practice every day was, like...

Giving blowjobs to a bunch of dudes on the basketball team

And, like...

People found out about it, and she had little underbites

So people would go in the hallway, doing the underbite thing...

-Ashley Jones? -Yeah, Ashley Jones!

I mean...

Kudos to her

She held her head high and she, like you know...

Stood tall throughout the whole ordeal

Which I guess now thinking about it is kind of ironic...

-Cause’ she was on her knees... -Hey, man! That’s my sister!

-Ashley Jones is your sister? -Yeah!

You don’t even look like her!

Wait, get on your knees for a second...

-Show’s over! -Relax, relax...

Please, chill out!

Okay, folks...

The show’s over.

Thank you “Will I Am”

Let’s give it up for “Will I Am”.

I don’t have to move

Baby I’ll just stay

Keep’on singing songs

In Duval County, FLA

Oh, I don’t have to move

Duval County...

I'm gonna die here

I’m never gonna leave

Duval County, I’m never gonna leave...

Du-

vaaaaaaal

Couuuunty...

-I thought he was pretty good. -Hey, hey...

Yeah, I...

He was fine, he was fine.

Hey man!

All those songs are the same thing.

“My home this, my home that...”

“My girl back home...”

“My truck with my girl in it...”

Y’all have a good night.

You too man! You did good!

All right, man, be easy.

It's about country music and how he likes doing it.

Simple as that.

Yeah, very simple.

I understand what the song is about.

-I just mean, all that stuff... -Hey man, get your own fries!

I don’t understand why all those songs are about

Cars and stuff...

Like, trucks...

See...

Now I ain't got no fries.

-I told you to get your own, damn! -Look...

I was hungry.

All right, man.

Come on man, not this shit again.

I’m for real, though, Come on, let’s do this!

I'm being real.

I gave you a sound proposal.

Just think of it as a little trip, man.

Man, this makes sense!

All the delivery guys are already gone

If I don’t come to work tomorrow

My boss is not gonna notice, neither will yours...

And what are they gonna say?

We're gonna come back...

Just not right away.

You’re overthinking it!

I ain't going nowhere.

-I’m staying my ass right here. -And what?

Watch the parking lot fill up like a kiddy pool?

It’s getting late.

You done with that?

All right, how about this...

If by tomorrow...

At 5 p.m, the storm hits Crawfordville...

Let’s do it, we leave.

We get in my car and we leave.

-The hell is Crawfordville? -The place by Tallahassee...

With the gators, where that guy got...

Bitten.

Leave where?

Let's go North.

North?

If anywhere I’m going South.

Philly.

What the hell?

It’s past eleven, we gotta get going.

You're gonna see me at your door tomorrow.

[In French] Why are you doing that?

I don’t know, they... Just asked me to do it.

What’s up?

Crawfordville, baby.

-What? -It passed!

It passed Crawfordville!

The storm! It passed Crawfordville!

-Man, cut this shit out. -Mike...

It is literally just a trip.

We're gonna come back.

It's just a trip.

We’re, literally...

We're going to Philly.

We’re not going to Mars!

I have a life here.

We're going to Philadelphia

You can come back to your life.

Philly?

My friend Ben...

He works at a venue...

He can connect me, connect us

And we have a place to stay.

You can call them.

They're gonna go too, you can call them!

You can call them, Mike!

Man, come on!

Screw you, Will.

Ok, we got...

Cans of all kinds of stuff in the back there.

I think we should stop and get some more, though.

Bruce is expecting us tomorrow night.

He's great, by the way.

He’s, like, the man. He’s real cool.

And I got two sleeping bags

I got my bag

I got my dad's flashlight, I think it has batteries

But we should go to the store just in case.

-And we need some bug spray. -I’m really thinking we should...

Switch up the act, like...

I'll write some new stuff in because...

It’s obviously gonna be a different, like...

-Audience up there... -I hear you, I hear you.

Bruce, I mean, I think you’re gonna love him.

He's, like, real good people.

What are we gonna do up there?

I don't know, man, we could do all sorts of things.

I think we should stop in D.C., cause it’s right there.

Check out some comedy clubs, maybe like...

Hit a couple friends up...

There's, like, so much to do in Philly.

Philly's got a cool music scene...

There’s like...

Great bars and stuff...

I think we should do the Rocky steps.

The Rocky... We should do the Rocky steps!

We should film something there, honestly.

-I think that’d be kind of funny. -Yeah, yeah.

I said “turn left on the light”.

The light!

-Turn left right here -You were singing!

Turn left right here.

So you’re already at the gym, but you decide...

To just go to a field later, and run?

I don’t do it necessarily on the same day.

-When did you go do to the field? -I have a life outside of your...

Outside of your...

Eyes, Mike.

I understand but why are you going to the field if...

Oh yes, new trick!

-Hey, how are you? -I’m good, how are you?

I appreciate the short notice, and I'm sorry about the venue.

I’m gonna get right to it.

We’re gonna lose a lot of ground

When this thing hits.

And we've mulled it over, and we’ve...

The only option we could come up with...

Is we gotta let you go.

I’m gonna get all your, uh...

Your termination letters together

And out for you.

I'm leaving tonight.

Steve's leaving with me.

I had to be honest with everyone.

I wanted you to know what's coming.

And now that you do...

Maybe you put your lives back together.

This ice cream shop here

Trying to ease some of the tension with a little bit of humor

But the reality is the focus right now is on mass evacuations.

Hundreds of thousands of people being asked to leave their homes

As the hurricane is strengthening...

[In Spanish] Well, I don’t know...

What’s happening is that not one place in the city

Has enough room for me to be alone.

So, nothing... I decided to stay in this hotel.

And there’s only one room left

So I have to share it with this lady.

I don’t know, silly...

I never met the lady!

I hope she’s a good person, but who knows...

Wow

That's cool.

Yeah

You think some...

Dark shit happened here?

No, this place is a scam...

Nobody interesting comes here.

So?

That don’t mean it ain’t interesting.

Look...

What if you come here...

And you on the run.

Or...

You come here, and you hiding out

From some dark CIA shit.

I saw a hot dog eating contest sign in the back.

This is for tourists.

Okay, okay. All right.

What if, hear me out...

What if some, back in the day, some dark shit happened

And people know some dark shit happened

So they come here, trying to live out the dark shit

For one night

So their lives ain’t boring.

I guarantee you this place isn’t more than ten years old.

Whatever, man, I think it's cool.

It's a little kitschy to me though, you know?

I like the lights.

Red and the green.

Builds character.

They just charge you all this money

For this...

Kooky shit, you know?

It’s... It’s...

So they can tax you.

Every night, right?

This guy, right? At 7:30...

He’ll just be booming music.

Speakers boomin’

Playing music real loud.

But the two rooms next to him

They’re empty

So, you know, I don’t bother him too much.

All curtains always open, so I can see what he's doing.

It's this...

Tall, bald-head, white dude.

With his dirty...

Tank-top, like he been eatin’ in it for days, right?

And, some uh... swimming trunks.

He's just in there doing push-ups, just...

Pushing them out.

Boom, boom.

Right?

It's crazy...

Cause he fat as hell!

It’s crazy, man

That reminds me of...

Mr. Peanut.

-Who? -Remember Mr. Peanut?

The old dude who used to hang out

At the Citgo on Mayport?

Oh, old head!

I got you, I got you...

He was a trip...

He was always hanging in a little folding chair

Next to the, um....

The vending machine.

If you walk through his vending machine,

He leans forward...

You’re gonna be there for an hour.

Him talking to you, like :

“They told me my car’d be done in 30 minutes...”

-He didn't have a car! -No car.

He was there every single day

Just to try to talk to people

And my sister was the one who called him Mr. Peanut first

Because he was always in a three-piece suit

Like he was headed to...

His inauguration.

All he missin’ is his monacle, right?

In my head, I picture him with a top hat on.

He's wearing a formal top hat, in my head.

They've been together since they were fifteen.

They probably took each other's virginity.

And they're gonna stay together forever?

They don't want to have like a different...

Partner any point in their life?

It’s love, man, that's beautiful.

When you found the right person, you want to stick beside them.

You don’t need nobody else.

Sure...

How long have your parents been together?

Twenty-five years.

But like, they're doing their sixties, right?

So they got together in their thirties?

That means they had...

Twenty years

That’s love, sometimes you’re just...

With somebody

And like that...

You know.

You think so?

How could you know if you’ve never been with anybody else?

He hasn’t even left Jacksonville, she hasn’t even left Jacksonville...

That's what's exciting about it.

You know?

That's what life is all about, taking chances.

No one knows nothing anyway.

Yeah, that’s what I’m saying

They're not taking a chance by marrying the girl

You’ve been with since you were fifteen.

That’s a recipe for disaster.

What if in twenty years he’s like...

If they’d had more time...

But you don't wanna throw away something beautiful

Because you're curious of everything else.

Hey June

[In French] Did you see the letter over there?

What letter?

Like a break-up letter or something.

Tornado Genesis here

What if we got into...

Canadian and there’s tornado sirens going off?

-What would you do? -Uh...

What would you do, dude?

Get out of the way?

Move to a storm shelter...

Move to the closest substantial shelter

And protect yourself from flying debris

That sounded kinda scary.

Holy crap!

Shit, dude!

Wow...

Dude, stuff’s flying by, man!

-Debris? -Yeah!

Tornado siren is going off.

Tornado siren is sounding.

There's no power.

I’m gonna tell you right now...

It's dark

And...

This is more than I ask for.

This is scary as hell.

All right, well, look...

Taylor, you know what?

We need to get inside this store or something.

I’m back live

The town is changing already.

The power’s out in a few places.

I should be within the eyewall...

Four hours at most.

This could potentially be the biggest strom I’ve ever chased.

[Unintelligible murmur]

Didn’t we pass that already?

Nah, I ain’t... I ain’t seen that.

No, the gas station.

We passed that already.

Are we still on A1A?

Did you not get off at the bridge? Follow the exit at the bridge?

The little roundabout?

Mike, how long has it been since we passed the bridge?

Like...

Forty minutes?

Bro, we're going backwards!

It's not fucking funny!

I'm serious!

I'm not gonna let you keep driving.

Hey, man, I'm not...

It's not like I'm trying, you know...

To get lost...

My brain can't calculate spatial orientation.

To be fair, I can’t see shit right now.

It’s like...

Arizona or something.

How would you know what Arizona looks like?

You know what I mean, man, it’s...

Desertic.

-It’s ‘desertic’? -Yeah, but with...

But with palm tress.

A Floridian desert.

A Floridian...

The Hills Have Eyes

Okay, please just... Find a place to turn around.

All right, man, stop crying.

The Florida Keys, Miami and Fort Lauderdale

Are now out of the storm’s expected path.

But authorities warn most of the Sunshine State

Remains in the dreaded count of uncertainties.

Don't make any assumptions

Remain vigilant, and be prepared.

Even if Florida doesn’t take a direct impact

We’re expecting impacts like significant storm surge

And potential flooding.

Yo.

Let’s eat.

You hear anything?

Bruce texted me, he said “all good”.

“All good”, that's it?

Yeah, I mean, we’re all good, he said...

He probably went to bed, it’s late.

He didn’t text you nothing else?

No, he said “all good”.

We’re fine.

All right.

Same bullshit, man...

I paid four dollars for this bag of chips.

Three chips in there.

Basically sold me a bag of air.

How come you only folded one of these sleeping bags?

I folded my clothes, you didn’t.

-No, okay. Let’s turn around... -What?

-I don’t want to do this anymore. -Ain’t nothing out here!

I don’t want to do this anymore.

I'm not sleeping out here...

It’s just miles of this

We're in the fucking swamp, there’s gonna to be fucking snakes!

Ain’t no snakes out here, man!

I’m not sleeping out here, I’m turning around.

What, you scared or something?

I’m not scared, I’m being smart. I’m not sleeping out here.

It is nothing wrong with being out here.

Campin’ outdoors.

Ain’t nothing gonna hurt you.

Will!

This is cool, man.

I'm glad we’re here.

And I know...

I say I'm busy and all

And I don't show it

But we've had some good times.

And...

For what it's worth

I think you’ll do great in Philly.

And I get it.

I think it's cool.

You know what’s weird?

Io...

Knew this was gonna happen.

Like...

I hoped for it.

For something.

Like an excuse to do something.

And I'm excited we're doing something.

You still asleep?

Tornado Genesis here

Storm might have wobbled a little bit to the north

But I'm not concerned about it, because...

Some of the models

Indicated something like this

But still brought the storm straight to Atlantic Beach.

It's pretty remarkable, actually.

The sky, the atmosphere...

It's a constant attempt at balance.

A mandatory evacuation has been ordered

Please leave this area

Sir?

Sir, this is a coastal area

And we’re asking residents to evacuate immediately.

You're on your own, sir.

Guys?

Guys!

June, wake up.

Henry!

Henry, wake up buddy.

He’s sleeping.

Hey, buddy.

I need you to wake up, ok? Can you wake up for me?

All right, we gotta go, we’re going in an hour.

I'm not going to say it again. Come on, up! Let’s go!

Big smiles.

Wow!

That was cool!

Colt, get close to it, baby.

All right, that’s fine. You’re good.

Colt, you're doing amazing.

I got it, I got it, I got it.

Yes, I got it, I got it!

Colt,

I'm recording.

The whole time.

Oh, two of them!

Two of them!

Twins!

Oh my god, oh my god!

Twins! There’s twins!

Yes! I’ve been recording the whole time!

I’m zoomed in on’em!

I cannot believe this!

You are kidding me!

There’s ham and grits inside, if you’re hungry.

Come on, follow me.

You live in that car out there?

I’m a storm chaser.

Long range models that we like to look at that

Predict where these storms will go far east of the official track.

I would expect this trend to continue

Not good news for the Carolina coast

Like it is good news for the Florida coast.

Tonight, a dramatic shift in the forecast.

Hurricane now expected to just scrape Florida's Atlantic coast.

Looks like a monster to me.

That is an update literally that came through

Just in the last minute or so.

It’s the first time I'm seeing it and...

It’s the first time I'm taking a look at the new track.

So I’d expect over time, the National Hurricane Center

Is going to shift it even farther east away from the Florida coast.

Chris and Dominic, what a difference 24 hours makes!

We had huge 4 to 5 foot waves crashing on the coastline,

Tonight, looks relatively calm.

And instead of people preparing for a major storm, tonight,

They’re actually out here preparing for a beautiful night on the beach.

At high noon today...

Authorities cancelled mandatory evacuations...

ANBC News fans, thanks for...

Yo

The power’s out.

I ain’t got no signal either.

We going this way?

Let's just go home.

What?

The storm is not coming.

It's not gonna be as bad as they thought it was gonna be

They said it on the news.

So? Let’s just...

Keep going forward.

I feel great... I mean I feel really lucky...

Back live on the beach right now with the Lanzaro family enjoying themselves...

Schools in Duval, Saint John's and several other counties

Are reopening after serving as shelters

A welcome relief to residents cautiously assessing the beach this morning

Unsure of what they would wake up to...

So what are we doing now?

What were you gonna do in Philly?

“Were”?