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All right, let's get this meeting started.

Hello, everyone.

Is everyone in here already? We can get started in about 30 seconds, if that's

okay.

There's a lot of people in here, so if we could all just put our mics on mute,

that'd be great. I don't want it to be too noisy for everyone.

Yeah,

come over, though. We're having a pool party.

Yeah, no.

Karen, do you want to go?

Hang on a second.

Watermelon shit, or maybe like colorful pizza shit. I don't know what it is. But

I got it. If you want to go ahead and start with the agenda, that'd be great.

I have this unicorn. We can just... I'm going to go ahead and put myself on mute

so I can find... And I just got the beer pong table, bro.

Sorry, it's not working.

I think I'm having... Yeah, but bring everybody.

Bring cups, bring all that shit.

We want live girls.

Grab a speaker. I don't have a speaker.

I'm going to go handle something really quick. Okay, cool. Just bring everybody.

I'll just log back in. So, Karen, why don't you go ahead and take over? Yeah,

brought the new house.

Okay, yeah, just one minute.

It's like 10 minutes per month.

Come on.

Ethan! Hold on.

What's up? I'm on a call.

It's my house.

I have a work meeting right now.

Go inside.

It's outside. Why are you not out here doing work meetings? No, I need the

internet out here.

Hold on.

Hold on. I'll stop you. I'll stop you.

I'm not making it up. It's a real thing. My dad married a woman and her sister

is over at my house yelling at me.

Hold on, bro. Hold on.

What's up? I'm sorry.

I need to take this meeting right now. If you could just keep it down a little

bit. Yeah.

No, no, no. We're going to come up with a new speaker.

Last time you guys had a new speaker.

Flag. No.

We're not doing that. No. Ethan, I have to have this meeting for the next hour.

I have people coming over. Why can't you go inside? I feel like you don't even

like me.

Why are you talking to me like that?

Thank you.

Come sit down.

Guys, hold on. Yes, just come over. Come over.

Okay.

Just come sit down.

I feel like you don't even like me.

I do like you. Well, you're calling me your step -aunt.

What else are you?

Well, I have a name.

You're right, Melissa. I'm sorry. But it's just weird. Like, the step -aunt

thing, I don't even understand it. It's like very, you know.

I know.

I know it's weird. But, I mean, I thought we were cool.

You know, you like my sister, and, you know, they have a great relationship.

Yeah, we are cool. I mean, I was a little inconsiderate. I'm sorry. But

hot, and I really do want to have a football game.

I mean, that's fine. I can figure out somewhere else to go, I guess.

Okay. I'm not trying to be mean.

So, we're good then?

Yeah, of course. What do you mean?

How good?

I mean, I think we're friends.

Yeah, good friend.

Well, I mean, I just don't really know what you think of me.

I think that it's weird calling you my step -aunt because we're like the same

age.

And that is weird.

All my friends think you're hot. I also think you're hot.

You think I'm hot?

Yeah, look at you. What do you mean? You know you're hot.

That's cute.

What else do you think is hot?

I mean, you have really nice eyes, a pretty smile.

Really? Yeah.

What about my feet?

Do you think my feet are hot? Yeah, your feet are cute.

Yeah. And you should rub them.

I'm going to rub your feet?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, you need to give me a little foot rub since we're friends.

Mm, that feels so good.

Am I doing it right?

Thank you. Yeah, you're doing a great job.

It feels really nice.

Oh, okay, cool.

Yeah, thank you.

You're really good with your hands.

I don't really massage feet, so. Yeah.

Well, I appreciate it.

Of course.

Maybe you do like me after all.

I told you we're good.

Thank you.

Of course.

This is what I can do for being an asshole, I guess.

No, you weren't an asshole.

But what else do you think is hot about me?

I'm in, like, everything. It is hot.

Everything? Yeah, you have, like, a really nice body.

I mean, you look like this. Like, your body is beautiful.

Oh, my God.

Like, my tits are hot.

What? Your tits are so hot. Yeah.

Wait.

Is this, like, a prank? What is this?

No. What's happening right now? No, I just wanted your opinion.

I'm gonna say your whole tits are out at me right now.

Yeah.

I don't know. I just...

Like the compliment.

Oh, okay.

Nothing serious.

Yeah, he's super nice. Can I touch him?

Yeah, you want to touch him? Wait, actually?

Yeah.

Holy shit.

I've never touched titties like this. These are so nice. Never?

Never.

Feels good when you touch them.

These are so nice.

Thank you.

Oh, wait.

I think my sister had cameras out here.

Yeah, it's right there. Yeah, she might get mad.

Let's go inside.

You want to go outside with you?

Do you want to sit out here by yourself?

No.

I'm going to the bedroom. Yeah, come in here.

Okay. There's no room in here.

So, now we can do whatever we want with a little privacy.

Wow, these are so nice. Yeah.

Of course.

Yeah.

Maybe you should kiss him. I could kiss him. Yeah.

This is so crazy. I can't believe we're doing this.

Yeah?

Yeah,

it'll be fun.

I mean...

What would be fun? Only if you want to.

Yeah. Will you do it?

Yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm. Thank you.

Yeah.

It was so good.

You're so hot. I'm sorry I was mean.

Thank you.

I understand.

I hope my sister doesn't find out.

That'd just be funny, I think.

It's not that crazy.

Yeah, I don't really mind if we piss her off.

We piss her off.

Oh my God. Yeah.

Look what you did.

Did I do that?

Uh -huh.

Maybe

you

want to help me get out of these clothes?

Yeah.

This is crazy.

Yeah.

It's really not that crazy.

Oh, for me?

Oh. This is like a dream come true.

I always thought you were cute.

Kiss me somewhere else? Yeah, sure thing.

This is a

clip? Mm -hmm. Oh, crazy.

Take them off. This one too?

Yeah. What?

You've never seen panties like that before?

Uh -uh, you've... Lots of surprises.

Right there on my clit like that

You know what you're doing, don't you?

Yeah, get it nice and fluffy.

Yeah, I love when you get sloppy with it like that.

oh my god

oh yes yes

I don't want to do it just like that, but... Oh, fuck, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yeah, you love me in this pussy, don't you?

Yeah, maybe I should return the favor.

Like a blow job?

Yeah.

Let me get your dick out.

Okay.

Yeah, let's get these boxers off.

Wow.

I didn't think you were that big.

That feels so good, that.

I feel

so

hot in my face

You're so hard

I love playing with my pussy while I suck your cock

Yeah, that feels so good.

You're so wet.

Yeah, I love sucking dick.

It's such a nice butt.

Maybe I should write it for you then.

Yeah. Yeah.

You are so tight.

Holy shit.

Oh, fuck. I love the way you stretch me out.

Oh my

god,

you're so fucking deep.

I love it when you smack my ass

harder

Oh, yes, like that. Fuck.

Fuck,

yes, yes, yes.

You can feel it, your pussy gets so tight when you cum

Oh, fuck yes.

Right there. Right there. Oh my god.

I'm bouncing on that big dick.

Yeah, you like it when I pound you like that?

Fuck.

Oh, yeah, right there.

Fuck.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, it's so sexy. Yeah.

I love when you cackle my dick.

You like that?

Yeah. You like when I choke on your dick, huh? Yeah.

Oh my god, nice and juicy.

Oh, your ass is so nice.

Oh, yeah.

So good.

You're making me sweat.

my pussy just like that

pussy while you fuck me oh my god oh yeah it drives me fucking crazy

You're spitting all over me. I'm serious.

Do it again.

Just spit all over me.

Oh, my God. You're so sexy.

Fuck. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck. It feels so good.

Yeah.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

Fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Yeah, right there, right there.

Oh, my God, yes.

You're so fucking deep.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Yeah Oh my

god, I'm

going back

It's so good.

Fuck. Yes.

Oh, this is so good.

That was so rude.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I'll take off my pussy. Like, fuck me.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

fuck you.

Can I take off my pussy till I cum?

Yeah, cum.

Fuck.

Yeah.

It's so good.

You're taking it so deep. Yeah.

Oh, my God. You made me take it.

Oh, my God.

Yes. Mm -hmm. Yeah.

So good

Fuck. Yeah, don't stop till you cum.

Yeah.

Fuck, I want you to give me that cum.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

yeah, right there, right there. Fuck.

Oh, my God. Yeah, tell me when you do your cum.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah, you're so fucking deep. Oh, yeah. Yeah, does that make you want to

cum? Yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, yeah, pull my hair while you pound me. Fuck, I love that.

Yeah, fuck, you feel so good.

Oh, fuck, yeah, it made me cum.

Yeah, fucking cum for me. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck, you feel so good. Yes. Oh, fuck my pussy too. Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, you just made me cum so much.

Oh,

shit. I'm sorry.