Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:10,978 --> 00:00:12,144
- I think it's so important
2
00:00:12,146 --> 00:00:13,879
for a family to find the time
to eat together
3
00:00:13,881 --> 00:00:15,447
and share their day.
4
00:00:15,449 --> 00:00:18,283
Did I share with you how many
meetings I had to rearrange
5
00:00:18,285 --> 00:00:19,551
so that I could be here?
6
00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:21,053
Not that I'm complaining.
7
00:00:21,055 --> 00:00:23,388
But who knows what impact
this will have on negotiations
8
00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:25,324
I'm not at Liberty to discuss.
9
00:00:25,326 --> 00:00:28,359
Jake, Quinn, daria,
this isn't a library.
10
00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:30,495
- Despite the presence
of fluorescent lighting
11
00:00:30,497 --> 00:00:31,830
and uncomfortable chairs.
12
00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:34,166
- Come on; Let's have
a nice chat.
13
00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:36,168
Daria, penny for your thoughts?
14
00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:40,105
- Well, I was just pondering
the idea that the negative
15
00:00:40,107 --> 00:00:41,606
which is the nothingness
of being
16
00:00:41,608 --> 00:00:44,776
and the annihilating power
both together is nothingness.
17
00:00:44,778 --> 00:00:48,680
- Oh, daria, that whole
"less is more" thing is so over.
18
00:00:48,682 --> 00:00:50,548
Accessories are back.
19
00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:52,017
- I just don't get it.
20
00:00:52,019 --> 00:00:55,154
If bc's a caveman, how can
he celebrate ash Wednesday?
21
00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:57,289
- Why do I bother?
22
00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:04,329
- Nothing.
23
00:01:04,331 --> 00:01:06,364
What's that red stuff?
24
00:01:06,366 --> 00:01:08,900
- Hmm, nothing.
25
00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:11,102
What do you think that is?
26
00:01:11,104 --> 00:01:12,237
- Cherry soda?
27
00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:14,772
- No, it looks more like
cranberry juice.
28
00:01:14,774 --> 00:01:16,141
- Nothing.
29
00:01:16,143 --> 00:01:17,142
- Well, hi, mom.
30
00:01:17,144 --> 00:01:18,276
- Hey, mom.
31
00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:20,245
- What is that,
strawberry syrup?
32
00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:21,947
- I'm guessing cranberry juice.
33
00:01:21,949 --> 00:01:23,215
- Cherry soda.
34
00:01:24,218 --> 00:01:27,418
- Who could that be?
35
00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:34,426
Wind, what an unexpected treat.
36
00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:36,361
- Mom, mom!
37
00:01:36,363 --> 00:01:38,363
Trent, Janie!
38
00:01:38,365 --> 00:01:40,532
It's so great to see everybody.
39
00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:41,934
Sorry I didn't call first,
40
00:01:41,936 --> 00:01:44,268
but I had to clear out
of the houseboat in a hurry.
41
00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:45,636
- When tidal waves strike?
42
00:01:45,638 --> 00:01:48,773
- No, Katie and I
are separating for a while.
43
00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:51,677
- Oh, honey, I hope
you two work it out.
44
00:01:51,679 --> 00:01:53,211
- Me too, mom.
45
00:01:53,213 --> 00:01:55,848
I mean, two alimony payments
a month are enough.
46
00:01:57,985 --> 00:01:58,984
Oh, god!
47
00:01:58,986 --> 00:02:00,752
I'll never learn how to love.
48
00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:02,521
- It's okay, sweetheart.
49
00:02:02,523 --> 00:02:04,389
We've got plenty of room.
50
00:02:04,391 --> 00:02:06,024
- Um...
- Uh-oh.
51
00:02:06,026 --> 00:02:08,927
- There were some phone messages
I almost forgot about.
52
00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:10,361
Let's see.
53
00:02:10,363 --> 00:02:12,664
Penny's coming in
from Costa Rica.
54
00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:14,833
Some kind of problem
with a volcano.
55
00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:16,502
And dad's finished
taking pictures
56
00:02:16,504 --> 00:02:18,337
of Celtic rock formations.
57
00:02:18,339 --> 00:02:19,838
He's on his way back to print.
58
00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,940
- What's that written
on your other hand?
59
00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:24,042
- "Change name of mystik spiral
60
00:02:24,044 --> 00:02:26,545
to something something
explosion."
61
00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:29,013
- Hey, do I smell cookies
baking?
62
00:02:29,015 --> 00:02:31,116
- Not bloody likely.
- The kiln!
63
00:02:32,119 --> 00:02:34,853
- Who could that be?
64
00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:36,120
Sis!
65
00:02:36,122 --> 00:02:37,389
Claudia threw you out.
66
00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:38,457
- Ha ha!
67
00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:40,592
Yeah, but that was years ago.
68
00:02:40,594 --> 00:02:41,926
I think you mean Katie.
69
00:02:43,030 --> 00:02:45,296
You--you ran out of pesos?
70
00:02:45,298 --> 00:02:46,498
- Colones.
71
00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,934
No, my native craft stand
was wiped out.
72
00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:50,035
Damn lava.
73
00:02:50,037 --> 00:02:51,603
- I'm so glad you're okay.
74
00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:53,705
- That's chiquito.
75
00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:54,706
He's very possessive.
76
00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:58,243
- Who could that be?
77
00:02:58,245 --> 00:02:59,444
- Thanks.
78
00:02:59,446 --> 00:03:02,147
I think I left my house keys
in cannamara.
79
00:03:02,149 --> 00:03:03,448
- Yahoo!
80
00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:06,751
- Go, you beautiful bastard!
81
00:03:06,753 --> 00:03:08,086
Three points, yeah!
82
00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:11,123
- Something wrong, honey?
83
00:03:11,125 --> 00:03:12,524
- Jake, do you ever worry
84
00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:15,793
that our children are becoming
strangers to us?
85
00:03:15,795 --> 00:03:16,794
- Stranger than us?
86
00:03:16,796 --> 00:03:18,230
What's so strange about us?
87
00:03:18,232 --> 00:03:19,631
Hey!
88
00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:22,834
- I try and try to keep the
channels of communication open.
89
00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:24,302
What more can I do?
90
00:03:24,304 --> 00:03:25,970
- Look under the mattress
for a diary?
91
00:03:25,972 --> 00:03:27,438
I mean by accident, of course.
92
00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:28,873
- Honestly, Jake, sometimes
93
00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:30,942
I wonder if you know even
the most rudimentary facts
94
00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:32,310
about our girls.
95
00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:33,811
How old is Quinn?
96
00:03:33,813 --> 00:03:35,813
- 11... ish?
97
00:03:35,815 --> 00:03:37,415
That was a guesstimate.
98
00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:40,752
- Jake, what's my middle name?
99
00:03:42,156 --> 00:03:43,788
- It's got a "k," right?
100
00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:44,889
- Ugh!
101
00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:47,426
- Honey, wait.
102
00:03:49,663 --> 00:03:52,431
Shoot, big man, shoot!
103
00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:53,899
- Is your toll collector
104
00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:57,636
wearing pants, a skirt,
or nothing but a smile?
105
00:03:57,638 --> 00:04:01,606
Cold breeze on the interstate
next on sick, sad world.
106
00:04:01,608 --> 00:04:02,774
- Hey, Jane.
107
00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:04,876
How long has the living room TV
been broken?
108
00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:06,377
- About two years, I guess.
109
00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:08,346
- Do you mind if I watch
a show in here?
110
00:04:08,348 --> 00:04:10,448
It's kind of
a marital emergency.
111
00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:12,250
- Actually--
- thanks.
112
00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,519
Welcome once again
to the living marriage,
113
00:04:14,521 --> 00:04:16,588
a holistic blueprint for loving.
114
00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:21,125
Oh, Katie, Katie, Katie!
115
00:04:21,127 --> 00:04:25,563
- I think I'll give daria
a call... Downstairs.
116
00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,500
Penny, going to be long?
117
00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:29,801
- Business.
118
00:04:29,803 --> 00:04:32,370
No, no, señor finance minister.
119
00:04:32,372 --> 00:04:36,374
Necesito dinero to reopen
my business.
120
00:04:36,376 --> 00:04:38,076
Your volcano wiped out hundreds
121
00:04:38,078 --> 00:04:40,311
of hand-fashioned tin
picture frames,
122
00:04:40,313 --> 00:04:42,146
and I'd like to know
how your government
123
00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:44,616
intends to compensate me.
124
00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:45,651
- All right, then.
125
00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:48,019
To my private office.
126
00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:51,957
- No, señor, I have not been
inhaling volcano dust.
127
00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,024
Hello?
128
00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:54,793
Hello?
129
00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:57,296
- Sorry, going to be a while.
130
00:04:57,298 --> 00:04:58,296
I'm developing.
131
00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,131
- Whatever.
- Oh, honey?
132
00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,300
Don't drink from that big bottle
in the kitchen.
133
00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,535
It's silver nitrate.
- It's poisonous?
134
00:05:04,537 --> 00:05:07,439
- Yeah, and I need it
for my prints.
135
00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:09,507
- Um, mom, can we discuss
136
00:05:09,509 --> 00:05:12,177
this family togetherness
nightmare?
137
00:05:12,179 --> 00:05:13,845
Wind's crying all over my stuff,
138
00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:15,613
penny's starting a trade war
in the kitchen,
139
00:05:15,615 --> 00:05:17,648
and dad's rinsing prints
in all the toilets.
140
00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:20,251
- Oh, Jane, everyone
will work things out
141
00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:23,188
in their own way
in their own time.
142
00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:25,123
Remember
when you kids were young?
143
00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:26,124
- How far back?
144
00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:27,458
Diapers creep me out.
145
00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:30,728
- The time Trent moved
into a tent in the backyard.
146
00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:31,762
- Oh, sure.
147
00:05:31,764 --> 00:05:33,331
It was my job to deliver
the sandwiches.
148
00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,399
- We just left him alone
149
00:05:34,401 --> 00:05:36,668
for six months
until he got bored.
150
00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,303
Summer once ate only pez
for a year,
151
00:05:38,305 --> 00:05:41,273
and look how beautifully
she turned out.
152
00:05:41,275 --> 00:05:43,642
You know, if you try to hold
a butterfly
153
00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:46,144
tightly in your hand,
it will die.
154
00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:47,445
You have to let it go.
155
00:05:47,447 --> 00:05:48,747
And if it comes back,
156
00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:50,548
it is truly yours.
157
00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:51,616
But if it doesn't,
158
00:05:51,618 --> 00:05:53,117
it never really was.
159
00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:57,122
- How about if you tear off
its precious little wings?
160
00:05:59,660 --> 00:06:00,758
Huh?
161
00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,027
Who could that be?
162
00:06:04,998 --> 00:06:07,865
- I'm not picky.
The manger will be fine.
163
00:06:21,581 --> 00:06:24,516
Jane!
164
00:06:26,152 --> 00:06:27,552
Oh, hi, Mrs. Morgendorffer.
165
00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:28,787
Didn't see you there.
166
00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:31,856
- It's okay;
Speed walkers have thick skins.
167
00:06:31,858 --> 00:06:35,260
Jane, since you're staying
with us and all, I thought,
168
00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:38,663
well, you're daria's
best friend,
169
00:06:38,665 --> 00:06:41,032
and she's--she's so hard
to talk to these days.
170
00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:42,233
- Maximum of three questions.
171
00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,368
No betrayals.
172
00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:44,969
Immunity from prosecution.
173
00:06:44,971 --> 00:06:45,970
- Agreed.
174
00:06:45,972 --> 00:06:46,972
Drugs?
175
00:06:46,974 --> 00:06:49,006
- Nope, unless you count TV.
176
00:06:49,008 --> 00:06:50,408
- Depressed?
177
00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,009
- No, just realistic.
178
00:06:52,011 --> 00:06:53,211
- Sex?
179
00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:55,247
Oh, that's too obvious.
180
00:06:55,249 --> 00:06:57,382
Can I have another one?
181
00:06:57,384 --> 00:07:00,952
- The walls are closing in.
182
00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:04,356
The ice is getting thin.
183
00:07:04,358 --> 00:07:07,792
No place to be alone.
184
00:07:07,794 --> 00:07:10,795
My house is not a home.
185
00:07:10,797 --> 00:07:12,631
Psychic refugee.
186
00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:13,698
Psychic refu--
187
00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:21,773
The walls are closing in.
188
00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:22,907
The ice is--
189
00:07:22,909 --> 00:07:25,243
- but, dad, I don't know
what else to do.
190
00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:27,379
I tried everything on that show.
191
00:07:27,381 --> 00:07:28,980
- Your mom and I have found
role-playing
192
00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:31,216
to be a super way
to work out conflicts.
193
00:07:31,218 --> 00:07:34,352
We also enjoy hitting each other
with large foam rubber bats.
194
00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:35,453
- I'd do it,
195
00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,121
but Katie isn't here.
196
00:07:38,225 --> 00:07:39,991
- Well, I'll be Katie.
197
00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:41,226
Trent, would you mind
198
00:07:41,228 --> 00:07:43,595
being the flirtatious girl
at the checkout counter?
199
00:07:43,597 --> 00:07:48,700
- Uh, I gotta go sharpen
my guitar pick.
200
00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:51,269
- Okay, I'll get Trent's tent
out of the attic.
201
00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:52,704
Bye.
202
00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:54,573
Courtney and Adrian
are coming for a visit.
203
00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:55,907
Isn't that great?
204
00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:57,409
- Does summer know?
205
00:07:57,411 --> 00:07:59,811
- She should, shouldn't she?
206
00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:02,213
- Well, she's kind of
their mother.
207
00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:03,648
Have you seen Janie?
208
00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,350
- No, hon, but if you find her,
209
00:08:05,352 --> 00:08:07,886
tell her I said hi.
210
00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:13,324
- Doesn't this feel great?
- Um...
211
00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,893
- Has anyone seen Jane?
212
00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:18,229
- She was just standing there
a few minutes--days ago.
213
00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:19,731
- Aha!
214
00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:20,832
- Good one.
215
00:08:26,706 --> 00:08:29,407
- Hey, thanks for setting
the table, Jane-o.
216
00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:30,441
- No problem.
217
00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:31,742
Thanks for letting me stay here.
218
00:08:31,744 --> 00:08:32,977
- Well, I know how it can be,
219
00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:34,679
being driven
from your childhood home,
220
00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:37,849
even if it was
a dark, depressing place,
221
00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:40,819
the air thick with oppression
and the constant threat of--
222
00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:42,053
- look, a ducky.
223
00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:43,488
- Hey, neat!
224
00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:46,358
Say, Jane, I know
you're daria's best friend,
225
00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:48,993
and, well, she's so hard
to talk to these days.
226
00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:50,261
I was wondering--
227
00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:52,096
- maximum of three questions,
no betrayals,
228
00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:54,098
immunity from prosecution,
229
00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:58,069
and talk your wife into finding
a new speed-walking route.
230
00:08:58,071 --> 00:08:59,904
- Done.
Age?
231
00:08:59,906 --> 00:09:00,939
- 17.
232
00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:02,807
- Uh, height?
233
00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:03,874
- 5'2".
234
00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:04,909
- Mm-hmm.
235
00:09:04,911 --> 00:09:06,811
- Favorite color.
236
00:09:06,813 --> 00:09:07,878
Black.
237
00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,581
- Oh, that's too obvious.
238
00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:13,017
Can I have another one?
239
00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:15,520
- I don't suppose you could
tear out a chapter for me.
240
00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:16,654
- Sorry.
241
00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:17,889
Library book.
242
00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,123
- Those milk trivia quizzes
243
00:09:19,125 --> 00:09:20,725
are really interesting.
244
00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:23,361
I'd like to try chewing
some of this cud sometime.
245
00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:25,496
- Why don't they just put
marmaduke to sleep?
246
00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:27,732
- Well, Jane,
since everyone else is occupied,
247
00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,901
why don't we have a little--
248
00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:32,203
- hey!
- Vitamin d, 200%.
249
00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:33,271
Vitamin a, 100%.
250
00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:38,276
- Who could that be?
251
00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:39,744
- Hey, daria.
252
00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,212
Janie here?
253
00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:44,415
- Um, yeah, hi.
254
00:09:45,484 --> 00:09:47,018
Smells good.
255
00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,018
- Trent?
256
00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:49,120
- Hey, Janie.
257
00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:50,488
I just stopped by to tell you
258
00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:52,690
I'll be living in the tank
for a while.
259
00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:53,825
- The tank?
260
00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:56,060
- It's a Van... Or it was once.
261
00:09:56,062 --> 00:09:57,094
Why didn't you phone?
262
00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:58,562
- Couldn't get near it.
263
00:09:58,564 --> 00:10:00,865
Hey, is that spaghetti?
264
00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:02,266
It's my favorite.
265
00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,502
- Actually,
it's fettucini bolognese.
266
00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:07,038
- Oh, yeah, that's my favorite.
267
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,407
It's not sticking together
at all.
268
00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:11,409
- Trent, my man, you want
to stay for dinner?
269
00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:15,480
- Well, it is nice and warm
in here, not like the tank.
270
00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:17,314
I bet your doors lock too.
271
00:10:17,316 --> 00:10:19,985
- Trent, would you like
to stay here tonight?
272
00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:22,621
- Eep!
273
00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:24,623
What?
274
00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:28,326
- Are you sure you've got
the concentration for this game?
275
00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:29,360
- Huh?
276
00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:30,929
Of course, why?
277
00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:33,598
- Well, just 'cause
you've only picked two letters.
278
00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:34,699
- Oh.
279
00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:37,635
Oh, yeah.
280
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,503
- You're an artist, right?
281
00:10:39,505 --> 00:10:41,306
- I've been known to push
the paint around.
282
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,307
Why?
283
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,642
- Art fascinates me.
- Uh-huh.
284
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,711
- So if you were contouring
the eyelids
285
00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:50,614
of, oh, someone with,
let's see, coloring,
286
00:10:50,616 --> 00:10:52,417
skin tone, and hair color
just like mine,
287
00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:55,719
would you go with a deep plum
or a rich mauve?
288
00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:57,555
- I'd have to see the actual--
- okay.
289
00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:58,656
- Don't touch my "q."
290
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,024
- What?
291
00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:03,828
- Hey, daria?
Seen Janie?
292
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,064
I need to borrow her toothbrush.
293
00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:08,433
- Uh, she'll be back
in a minute.
294
00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:10,901
- Guess I'll wait.
295
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:16,006
Hey, cool room.
296
00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:18,076
- Oh, thanks.
297
00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:20,478
- Comfortable bed.
298
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:21,946
Mark twain.
299
00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:24,716
Huckleberry Finn, right?
- Yeah.
300
00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:27,752
- I read that in high school...
I think.
301
00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:29,921
- Um, it's an American classic.
302
00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:32,957
Used to watch huckleberryhound when I was a kid.
303
00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:34,759
They didn't really
have a lot in common,
304
00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:36,894
now that I think about it.
305
00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:38,229
- Um, no.
306
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,832
Huckleberry hound
was much more of a joiner.
307
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,967
- Yeah, loser.
308
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,404
Why did quick draw McGraw
309
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:49,541
hang out
with that freaky little mule?
310
00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:51,575
- Whoops, didn't mean
to interrupt.
311
00:11:51,577 --> 00:11:52,844
- That's okay.
312
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:56,514
Hey, Janie, I need to borrow
your toothbrush.
313
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,449
- Take it; It's a gift.
314
00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,284
- Cool.
315
00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:01,986
- Wow, kismet!
316
00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:03,822
What were you guys
talking about?
317
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,356
- Comparative literature.
318
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,059
- Who could that be?
319
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,226
- Quinn!
320
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:13,331
Your date is here!
321
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,733
Wow, I really don't know
my kids.
322
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,602
- Hey, Trent around?
323
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:20,304
- Oh, you're for--well, then.
324
00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:23,408
Trent, your date is here!
325
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,410
- Thanks.
326
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:27,678
See ya.
327
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,614
- Trent, where are you going?
- Out.
328
00:12:30,616 --> 00:12:33,517
- And when are you coming back?
- Later.
329
00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:35,019
Bye.
330
00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:37,288
- Someone should talk
to that young man
331
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,690
about the lifestyle choices
he's making.
332
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:42,026
- Ew!
333
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,115
- Don't worry.
334
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,017
You're twice the woman she is.
335
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:08,286
- No, that would be a size 12.
336
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,121
Listen, daria, I always say
337
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,855
that just because a guy
has a girlfriend,
338
00:13:11,857 --> 00:13:14,158
it doesn't mean
he's off limits.
339
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,460
Unless you're the girlfriend.
340
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,994
By "you,"
I mean me, of course.
341
00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:18,329
Remember that.
342
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:19,430
- Mm.
343
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:21,165
Got any more Pearl drops
of wisdom?
344
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:23,734
- Daria, all you need
is a little confidence.
345
00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:26,904
Just close your eyes
and imagine what you want.
346
00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:29,107
Watch me.
347
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:33,845
- Quinn, looking
into your mauve-lidded eyes
348
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:36,580
makes me want to give you
everything you've ever desired.
349
00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:39,784
May I worship your heavenly
perfection until the end of time
350
00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:42,720
or until you meet someone
better, whichever comes first?
351
00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:44,422
- Oh, okay.
352
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:49,794
Oh, and could you get me a soda
in a crystal goblet?
353
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:53,264
It's only a matter of time.
354
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,599
Give it a try, daria.
355
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,234
Just use your imagination,
356
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:59,370
and picture your dream exactly
the way it will be.
357
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,839
- All right, but I don't
trust you enough
358
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:06,076
to close my eyes.
359
00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:08,679
Trent, honey, I'm home.
360
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,249
- Hey.
- Good day?
361
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,549
- Not much happened.
362
00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:13,818
- Don't worry, Trent.
363
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:15,153
I'm sure mystik spiral
364
00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:16,754
is on the brink of success.
365
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:19,523
- We really should
change the name.
366
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,292
- And I don't mind
working double shifts
367
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,728
at the gene-splicing lab
until you make it.
368
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:24,929
- Face it, daria.
369
00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:26,931
We're never going to get
our big break.
370
00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,666
I gotta get a real job.
371
00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:32,403
Um, I'll need some money
to get my tattoo removed.
372
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,805
- Honey, we have
to save right now.
373
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:37,909
Trent Jr. needs glasses,
thick ones.
374
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:39,243
- Don't you understand?
375
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,913
Every time I look
at this stupid tattoo,
376
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:45,216
it reminds me
how I've wasted my life.
377
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,617
But I'm not giving up.
378
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:49,353
I'm determined to lie here
on the couch
379
00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:51,122
until things turn around.
380
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,290
- Oh, Trent.
381
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,826
Whatever happened
to the man I married?
382
00:14:54,828 --> 00:14:57,028
- We never got married,
remember?
383
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,429
I overslept.
384
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:00,531
- Who could that be?
385
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:01,966
- That's for me.
386
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:03,234
Bye!
387
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,568
- You okay there,
388
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:05,769
sister-in-law?
389
00:15:05,771 --> 00:15:06,804
- Hmm.
390
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:09,573
I think
I just got over something.
391
00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:18,415
- Who could that be?
392
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,886
- Hey, that print
took me five hours!
393
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,624
- Whee!
394
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,059
Whee!
395
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:31,195
- Uh, children,
that's not really a ride.
396
00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:33,864
- You kids get off
that pottery wheel this instant.
397
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:36,567
- Summer, you've come
to take the kids home?
398
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,202
- Well, I figured
since I made the trip,
399
00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:40,972
I'd stay a few nights.
400
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,943
- Gee, how was today's
pre-breakfast run?
401
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,646
- Pre-breakfast speed walk,
right, Jane?
402
00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:50,114
- I thought we had a deal.
403
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,849
- Uh, huh!
404
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:53,384
- Good morning, Quinn.
405
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,919
- If you're wondering
why I overslept,
406
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:56,921
it's not because
I was out late or anything.
407
00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:59,056
My alarm clock
simply malfunctioned.
408
00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:03,361
- I certainly accept
your convincing explanation.
409
00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:06,130
- Trent?
- Hmm?
410
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,499
- What time did you
get in last night?
411
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,167
- Um, midnight?
412
00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:12,436
- I don't think so, young man.
413
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:13,537
Jake, was there something
414
00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:15,339
you wanted to talk
to Trent about?
415
00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:16,340
- Yeah!
416
00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:17,441
Trent, what would you think
417
00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:19,610
if tonight I tried
a little chutney shrimp?
418
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,579
I'm itching to break out
the old wok.
419
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:24,415
- Trent, I'm afraid
these crazy hours you keep
420
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,150
will make it impossible
for you to adjust
421
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,118
if and when you decide
to get a job
422
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,621
and join the rest of us
in conventional society.
423
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:33,423
- Doesn't anyone want to know
what ungodly hour I got in?
424
00:16:33,425 --> 00:16:35,292
- I meant to be home sooner,
425
00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:38,595
but Monique and I spent
four hours breaking up.
426
00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:40,564
- You guys break up
every other week.
427
00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:41,932
You don't belong together.
428
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:42,966
Figure it out.
429
00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:44,635
Right, daria?
- Um--
430
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:45,703
- Trent, one day you'll have
431
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:46,871
your own home, and you can live
432
00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:48,039
any way you choose.
433
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,707
But while you're under our roof,
young man,
434
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:52,409
you will respect the rules
of this household.
435
00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:53,745
- Yes'm.
436
00:16:53,747 --> 00:16:55,880
- Now, let's discuss
an appropriate punishment
437
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,148
for breaking curfew.
438
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,150
- But don't I deserve
appropriate punish--
439
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:02,120
I mean, um, just tell them
if they'll let it go this once,
440
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,154
you'll never do it again.
441
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:05,356
- I'm sorry I broke the rules.
442
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,691
We don't really have any rules
at our house.
443
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:08,993
Right, Janie?
444
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:10,928
- Well, there's that one
about not building a fire
445
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,630
in the rooms
that don't have fireplaces.
446
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:15,432
- You know, I once lived
in a tent in the yard
447
00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:16,834
for six months,
448
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:19,704
waiting for someone to invite me
back into the house.
449
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,772
- Oh, do I know
what that's like,
450
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:23,607
waiting for
your so-called loved ones
451
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:25,576
to acknowledge
your existence,
452
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,611
sitting alone in the dark,
453
00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:29,547
craving the love
of a heartless man
454
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,848
who keeps you
in a constant state
455
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:31,949
of fear and--
456
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:36,487
Who could that be?
457
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:37,889
- Hello, Helen.
458
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,557
- Why, Amanda.
459
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,826
I guess you've come
to claim your children?
460
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:42,827
- Are they here?
461
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,094
- Jane is free to go,
462
00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:45,363
but Trent is grounded.
463
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:47,331
- Oh, I don't believe in that.
464
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:49,700
You know, Helen, if you try
to hold a butterfly
465
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:52,670
tightly in your hand,
it will die.
466
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:55,105
You have to let it go and--
467
00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:56,607
you gotta help me!
468
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:57,908
I need my house back!
469
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,411
- Amanda, I may have an idea.
470
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:05,216
- Well, now that we'll all
471
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,884
be living under the same roof
for a while,
472
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:09,553
I thought it would be nice
if we sat down each night,
473
00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:10,855
ate dinner together,
474
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,389
and shared our day.
475
00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:15,159
Penny, keep that bird pointed
away from the vegetables!
476
00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:17,828
So what's new?
477
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,132
- Well, I'm thinking
of switching
478
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,201
from handcrafted
tin picture frames
479
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:26,070
to handcrafted gecko skin
coin purses.
480
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,671
- You still think
your little nicknacks
481
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:30,007
are going to save the economies
of the third world?
482
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:32,776
- Now, summer, some things
are worth saving.
483
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:35,246
- And some things
can't be saved,
484
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,448
like my marriage!
485
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,449
- It's okay, wind.
486
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,650
It's for the best.
487
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:40,851
- Really?
488
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,687
- Believe me;
You're much better off.
489
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,388
- What's that supposed to mean?
490
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,457
- Yeah, what do you know
about marriage?
491
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,526
- Well, I can't say I've had
as much experience
492
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,127
as either of you
in failing at it.
493
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,662
- Whoa!
- Wait a minute.
494
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:52,930
- Hey, guys, live and let live.
495
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,532
We want to go home!
496
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,734
- Then why the hell did you
run away and drag me back
497
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,502
to the last place on earth
I want to be?
498
00:18:58,504 --> 00:18:59,503
- Now, hold on a minute.
499
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:05,276
- I have such interesting
and articulate children.
500
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:09,847
- And grandchildren.
501
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:13,150
- So once again, the wandering
lanes scatter to parts unknown
502
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,653
as Trent and I return
to the benign neglect
503
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,888
that has served us so well
in the past.
504
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,424
- I guess no matter what style
parents you have,
505
00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:22,426
they will inevitably
drive you crazy.
506
00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:23,827
- Well said, amiga.
507
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:27,597
And so adios.
508
00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:30,234
- Well, it was fun.
- Yeah.
509
00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:32,236
Uh, sorry your date
didn't work out.
510
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:33,437
- Janie's right;
511
00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:35,839
Monique and I
just aren't meant to be.
512
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,409
Too bad you're not
a few years older, huh?
513
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,310
I could take you out.
514
00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:44,648
See ya.
515
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:52,356
Daria, you're the best thing
that ever happened to me.
516
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,258
- Damn.
35516
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof