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I can't use this thing.

There's a whole big one here.

I think it's huge.

Come on, go on.

I think I got it.

I was airing it.

Uh, what's up?

What are you doing?

Um, trying to figure this out.

Figure what out?

How to put a condom on.

I just, me and my boyfriend want to have sex, so I just wanted to practice.

Okay, that's perfectly logical, but...

I guess we're not having vegetable soup for dinner tonight, then, huh?

Um, hey.

Um, can you help me?

Uh, help you with what?

Put one on.

I don't know.

Like... No.

Maybe you should talk to your real dad about that. Yeah,

but... No.

Why not? You're like the next best thing.

Whoa. Can you help me? Hold on.

What are you trying to do here?

Just learn how to put a condom on.

Winter, this is a little crazy.

Please, can you help me, please?

I won't tell Mom, please.

Just teach me how to put it on.

Well.

The first step, I suppose, is you're going to have to get your boyfriend

very hard so that the condom goes on properly, you know.

You mean like this?

Whoa.

What?

You haven't done this before?

Okay, should we put it on you?

Daddy's getting a little carried away already.

Such a good fucking girl.

Such a good fucking girl. Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah.

So, it's pretty hard. Do you want to try that condom thing?

Yeah. All right, well, make me your big test.

and putting it on there for after.

You did it.

Can we see what it feels like inside me?

I said we could do that, yeah.

Maybe you should turn around, stand up and turn around.

They are cute.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Fuck yes.

I fucking love it.

I fucking think it's so good.

Yes.

It's so fucking good.

This is so fucking good.

Fuck.

Oh my god.