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Hey.

Hey. How are you doing?

Fine.

How was your night last night?

It was okay, I guess. I just studied with a few friends.

Oh, you were studying with some friends?

Yeah. Yeah, cool.

Yeah, I'm kind of, you know, I'm a loser to family. I went out to strip clubs.

Oh, really?

Uh -huh. Yeah, not here, though, because, like, you know, I'm not finding

went to a strip club.

No,

I went one town over.

Oh. You know the real big strip out there?

Uh, I think I may have heard of it. Yeah.

One town over, you said?

You sure that's not where your study group met?

What are you talking about? Absolutely not.

Well, you know you're not allowed to take pictures or video while you're

but, you know, I'm a fucking rule breaker, so... Isn't, like, the Zoom on

camera fucking awesome?

What did you... Oh my god, how did you get that?

Uh, like, really careful with the voucher not watching?

Yeah.

What's funny is, like, because you're, like, on that, you know, backstage, the

other guys didn't really realize who you were.

But, I mean, I recognize you.

Like, not in a thong like that, but... Then I just thought, like, just to be

sure, are these your favorites?

I can't believe you. Where did you get those?

Like... Your stripper bag in your closet.

I go through your shit all the time.

I'm so going to kill you. I can't. Really?

Do I have to do that thing like the spy movies where if I die, this video gets

sent to everyone?

Shut up. Just. We can work it out.

No, there's no working it out. I can't believe you're showing me this right

Here's the thing. I'm really.

We didn't ask about it.

No. Because you're like his little angel.

And you know he has a temple.

Ugh, you wouldn't!

Yeah, I would. You've been like a little princess around here, and I'm like the

family of a stepchild and shit, so... Look, it's very simple. I work my ass

I mean, just over minimum wage, because I haven't gotten to go to college and

stuff. So I'm figuring I could be like your manager.

Like, I'll even help drive you there, because you're not a car.

And, you know, I think 40%.

Sounds fair. You can't just blackmail me like this. I mean, you getting minimum

wage is not my problem. It's funny, because I think this is exactly how

blackmail works.

So, what do you think?

They were making it rain on your ass, so I know you got home late.

God,

I knew you were the devil child.

So, the other thing, though, is like, you know, you could probably use some

pointers, so I wouldn't have to have you practice.

You're dancing a little bit. Because, you know, we're partners now.

And you can use a little work on your moves.

Pointers? Yeah, so if you could go ahead.

Put those on.

Are you serious? Yeah, play a little bump and grind. And you can, you know,

me what you got and what you don't got.

I'm a TNA kind of server, trust me. So let's just see what you got.

You're joking.

Yeah, no, I don't have much of a sense of humor, so... Fine.

Whatever.

Pointer.

I can't believe this is happening.

Come on. You've got to be up there moving, right? You're coming on stage.

It's a strip club, so, you know, you need to strip a little bit.

Shut up.

Seriously, like, we're in it now.

I'm pretty sure I'm more experienced than you are.

No, it's... See, I don't want to watch your clothes move, I want to watch your

body move.

All right, let's do this in the back.

You know, when mom and dad are around, you always dress like that. You're like,

you weren't asking for this to happen.

Whatever. You really honestly don't know anything about me. Don't even try to,

you know.

Uh -huh.

He's going to be learning more about me.

You're not getting away with this, by the way.

So... So what?

So let me see how you are with your lap dancing.

Absolutely not. I can't believe you would even ask me that.

That's what the freaking money is. I mean, stage is one thing, but it's the

that you're getting us paid, right?

You're not getting one from me.

Absolutely not. You can go there if you'd like.

So, are you going to stay at a friend's house when Dad kicks you out? I mean,

assuming, like, you're alive after Dad finds out?

All right.

Just whatever, like, so if there's some, like, old random dude wearing Old

Spice, it's like your brother was at the house.

No, I'm not doing that.

You know what? You should think about this way, like, I probably wouldn't want

this longer than you and I.

No. No way.

Listen.

You know it's going to happen.

And plus, you definitely won't be able to work at the club anymore.

Because you have to go down there and make a scene. So there goes all your

money.

All right, Mom and Dad can't know about this. No, no, no.

Absolutely. We're in this together.

Come on.

It's a lap dance, not a lap to sit.

I'm not Santa Claus.

I so don't deserve any of this right now.

Are you kidding me?

Ever since, you know, you grew up and you walk around the house in this creepy

clothes, you think I haven't thought about you on me like this?

That's what you want.

You're so fucking dirty.

Are you hard right now?

Really? You knew it, didn't you? You got on me.

I... Listen, you know that's what happens in the VIP.

The guys get hard and you grind on them and they probably usually come in their

pants.

But I don't... Oh my God.

Oh

my

God, I can't believe...

How hard you are right now.

I didn't know you were... dirty.

You're gonna get so good at this, God, you're gonna have to change your shirt

when you get on the dance.

God. What the hell?

Grind on it. It's not like fucking. It's like fake fucking.

Just pretend I'm a cousin of a lot of money.

Fine. Maybe I'll just jerk it.

Yeah?

That works for the back in the VIP?

What if it's like the champagne room, though?

No.

Absolutely not.

Nuh -uh.

I'll make you a deal.

If you say you don't like doing this, if you're not dripping wet, then you're

done. I'll just drive you to work. But if you're wet,

you're mine.

What? Dad, you know what?

Come here.

But seriously, you probably should go watch that app. Are you in a pill?

Oh, my God.

You made a mess everywhere. I can't believe you.

Oh, my God.

This wasn't part of the plan.

Well, we made a mess.