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Love when we come together for family time.

I know we'll always weather the hardest times.

So go on, get it. Yeah, you've got to try

my family's pie.

Previously on Jizz World Family Vacation. There was a farmer who had a

Bingo was his name. B -I -N -G -O.

Uncle Will?

I made some lemonade, you want some?

Hey,

what's going on here? Where'd them all go?

They left, that wasn't fair.

Okay.

Hello? Hi!

You're in town? Amazing.

Of course I'll help.

I'm on my way.

Oh my gosh, this is so exciting.

Yay, we can do the whole face to ourselves.

Oh my god, this vacation is finally becoming fun.

Aren't you scared what your dad is going to say then? Oh, it doesn't matter.

He doesn't even notice anything.

He's too busy trying to plan out this stupid vacation.

I mean, you can always tell me now that you're done.

He would get in a lot of trouble.

I know, this is finally becoming a fun vacation.

There you

guys are. What the freak is wrong with you? You guys ruined the family

You guys couldn't freaking die.

You're the one that stole the car?

You know what?

I've sworn against violence.

I think I'm going to leave.

Enough is enough.

No, I was just trying to get a little word.

Wait, where are you going?

Come on, I can't be a dad.

I can't be the passive parent anymore.

What?

Dad, what the hell?

I told you. What are you doing? I'm not a fan of violence, but it's that time.

Oh, my God, Dad. You need to learn your lesson.

What? Ow!

Yep. Ow!

Mm -hmm.

What are you doing? Ow!

Ow!

You're going to learn one way or another.

You could have died today.

So now I'm going to make you pay.

You ruined a family vacation.

Do you think it's fun to ruin a family vacation?

I didn't ruin it. Yes, you did.

You think it's fun to steal a car?

Come on.

The car already barely works.

You could have died out there. Nope.

God.

I'm not fine. I wouldn't have died.

You could have gotten a car accident. I'm overreacting about this.

I kind of like it.

God, that's making me really tired.

Oh, goodness.

What are you doing?

We're in the hotel room all to ourselves.

What else are we going to do?

Yep, yep, yep

Ooh.

I can't be mad anymore.

um um

um um um

me out there.

Oh, we didn't know where you were. We were wondering.

Thank you.

I'm...

Thank you.

Oh.

What the?

What?

William Pounder!

This is one family vacation that I'll never forget.