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What are you doing?
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Lab planning. Wow, what's up?
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Do you think you should be studying or
something?
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It's the weekend. Why would I be
studying?
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Well, I mean, maybe get a little extra
time cracking the books. I don't need
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My grades are perfectly fine.
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Yeah, I know, because you're a smart
one. That's why Mom and Dad sent you to
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college and I got to work.
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Yeah, no shit.
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So your grades are fine?
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Yeah, they should be perfectly fine.
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Well, as you know, I only have a high
school education.
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Uh -huh. So could you explain the term
academic suspension to me?
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Use small words because I'm pretty
fucking stupid.
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Wow.
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You should not be getting into my mail.
That's actually a federal offense.
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It's sent to this address.
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I live here.
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Sent to this address, but is it
addressed specifically to you? It
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residents. You're right.
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You're right. It was addressed to mom
and dad because they were paid with
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tuition.
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So, I guess mom and dad will punish me,
and I guess I could treat you to KPI.
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So I should go ahead and give this to
dad?
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No, you shouldn't.
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You sure? It feels like the right thing
to do. But I mean, I haven't taken my
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ethics classes. You don't know what the
right thing to do is.
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You're not that bright.
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So what should I do with this?
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You should tear that up.
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Put it in the shredder.
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Now I'm not good at thinking, but I
might have to think about that.
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No.
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So what have you been doing in college
all this time?
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I've been doing my classes.
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You've been doing your classes or you've
been, like, doing Fat Boys?
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Maybe both.
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Yeah. See, like, Mom and Dad never,
like, caught on to, like, the fact that
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you're the biggest star in school.
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Because you have, like, the grades and
your dad is a princess. But, you know, I
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didn't even know.
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Maybe.
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Some night.
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Why would I fucking show you, pervert?
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You're my brother. That's not right.
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If I can calculate, this is the you -do
-what -I -fucking -tell -you -to. You're
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a fucking jerk.
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I am.
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So, uh, you stand up.
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Take a shot.
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You're a short little fucking grass that
you walk around in.
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Happy?
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At least all the beer you've been
drinking hasn't made you fat.
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I mean, I think maybe you might want to
take, like, some fitness classes, but
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you still look alright.
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I look perfectly fine, and I don't think
I need to take any fitness classes.
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Thank you very much.
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Well, maybe you'd at least be able to
get paid in one of those.
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So, is this just, you just do underwear?
Because I'm pretty sure
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from what I've seen in those movies
about people tossing girls' shit in
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No. No. Fuck no.
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You're not seeing my fucking tits.
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Well, I mean, I've seen them. You just
didn't know.
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I just think you're in front of you.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
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I don't know. Get a degree and figure it
out.
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So, just to recap, what does this mean
again?
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That needs to be shredded.
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That needs to be fucking shredded.
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I think it means I get to see our tits.
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Fucking me.
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Okay, what the fuck ever. But you better
fucking shred that.
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Understood?
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Not that many
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people. God.
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No,
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you said you wanted to look.
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A little, yeah.
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I'm not.
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Yeah, I'm fucking sure I'm not pregnant.
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I would know better.
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I know my body better than that.
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No.
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No.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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You're not going to see anymore. This is
enough.
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Imagine if I didn't play your kids and
you still get fucking thrown out of the
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house.
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Fine.
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Don't be shy.
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I'm going to strut it like you did in
school.
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Different. How many walks this year have
you done?
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That's none of your fucking business.
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Yeah. I'm surprised you're not like a
common hanging out here pussy.
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Well, you use those at least, right?
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Maybe.
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Even barebacking?
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God, you dirty slut.
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That's good to know, though.
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Why is that good to know?
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So, um, let's move those hands.
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So, maybe if you, like, learn how to
just take care of yourself, you'll never
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get partying.
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I do take care of myself.
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Do you?
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Do you know what I mean?
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I think so.
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Maybe you're not doing it right if you
don't run around following these track
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books, because you're just cheating them
all.
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I'm sure I'm doing it right.
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Well, you know...
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I'm not really sure your judgment can be
trusted.
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Please stop waving that in my fucking
face. Oh,
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bullshit.
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You don't have any degrees.
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Now,
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since you're like one
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more bad grade away from being like a
stripper.
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Give me a little show.
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Give you a little show?
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Yeah, give me a nice little hustle
spread.
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No. No.
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I can't do that. This is fucking weird.
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You're a fucking pervert.
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Yeah, that's why you, like, love to walk
around in little dresses when it's just
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me and you home.
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And, like, ooh, you didn't know I was
home. You're laying out topless by the
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pool. Dude. You've been trying to
fucking ask me this for, like, the last
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years. No, I haven't.
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Sit back.
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Spread your legs.
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You look a little naked like a mermaid.
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Take your glasses off, because you're
not wearing any work at the strip club.
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Shut the fuck up, you asshole.
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I want to touch it a little bit.
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No.
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Quit pushing this so far.
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We're going to go a little further. Go
ahead.
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How much further?
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I don't know. Do a great job, I guess.
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That's probably a little bit.
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It puts you in a good mood.
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God, this is so wrong.
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This is not fun.
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Can I stop yet?
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Well, you haven't, like, kind of done a
good job at it yet.
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Dude, this is awkward.
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Alright, just pretend I'm, like...
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I love you.
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I don't think so.
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Just do it like you really do it.
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I'm trying. It's kind of hard with you
watching.
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It's pretty awkward. I don't see how you
can be an OSU pervert.
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I don't think I'm that wild I'm not that
wild
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Well, it's not that you're wild, but I
mean, maybe you just can't resist a
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I can resist.
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Really?
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Why don't you just jerk it for me?
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Really?
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That good?
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Happy about that?
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I think you can do better.
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You should just be happier getting it.
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Put some spit on it or something.
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Dude, you're selfish.
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Happy?
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I think you'll know what happens when
I'm happy. I'm sure you learned that in
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college.
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Well, it's already hard, so you're
already happy.
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You're not really that good with your
hands, are you?
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I'm perfectly fine with my hands. I just
don't care how much you get pleased.
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But you're going to be doing this like
all day.
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Well, you know what? I have a better
idea.
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Instead of like running your mouth, why
don't you use your mouth?
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Really?
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Really, dude?
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Or you could be fucking homeless when
mom and dad kick you out.
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That's why you don't use your hands.
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I'm going to fuck you, don't you?
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No.
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No? No.
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All right, I'll make you a deal.
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If your pussy's not super wet right now,
then I'll leave you alone.
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But if it is, then you're exactly the
kind of slut. Mm -hmm.
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I got to stick it right in.
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Exactly the kind of slut.
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Oh my god!
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haven't been fucking you right.
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a better fucking swallowing. What the
fuck have you learned in college?
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Are you fucking kidding me? Why the fuck
would you come in my mouth?
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Well, I'm not coming in your pussy.
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You're probably in my fucking birth
control.
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Fucking asshole.
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Well, why don't you go study? Get those
grades up.
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Okay? Okay.
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You better shred that fucking paper.
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Mm -hmm. We'll see what the next letter
from the cops says.
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