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The world has gone full -blown mental.

One moment. I just need to send this email.

First, I nearly told my boss where he can go.

Then, I... Please. You know I can't multitask. One sec.

Traffic was a fucking nightmare.

And you know how he lives all the way on the east side.

Oh. Lest I forget to tell you, I had to take Janine from accounting home, and

that girl talks and talks and talks nonstop without ever taking a break.

You know I turned off my auto safe, right?

Janine says hey, by the way.

She wanted to be sure I told you, which I feel like is more proof that she's a

secret lesbo.

Hon, you gotta wash the dogs if you want me to rub them.

Come on, Annie.

I'm telling you, I had the worst day.

The worst day ever.

So what now?

I'm in the prime of my life.

I feel like I've just reached the full potential for erratic experience, and

Holly breaks up with me.

Oh, that she won't sleep with my... As soon as I got there, she had all my shit

packed up in boxes.

Three years of my life down the drain.

Well, maybe it's for the best. You and Hollywood never caught me together.

Okay, you're probably right, but what am I supposed to do?

Log into some app and find some random who's gonna help me?

So what's the rush?

God, Annie, it's like you're not getting it.

Sorry, maybe I'm still in work mode.

Ever since I had my first anal orgasm.

Analgasm? Ew.

Sorry.

It's like, I feel like I hardly know my body anymore.

Ever heard of masturbation?

God, you're so not fun.

I'm just being practical.

It's so hard to find a lesbian.

And not some drunk bar chick who just wants to kiss you for attention.

I feel you.

My dry spell is probably competing for the world record.

What happened to that hot milf, Amy?

Oh, she got back with her husband.

We're a fine pair of lesbians, aren't we?

I just try not to think about it.

Keep busy with work.

I just picked up on a new hobby. Did I tell you that I started taking a few

classes on the Y?

And, um... Do you still have those butt plugs?

What?

Lend them to me.

You're kidding, right?

What? Is that, like, gross to borrow sex toys or something?

You're kidding, right?

I'm being 100 % serious.

Now it's not gross, but... I don't know. I sanitize them.

But... Well, I need them. Lend them to me.

You're insane.

In the three years we've been friends, you've never returned anything I've ever

lent you.

Okay, okay.

Oh, no.

No. No!

No.

Oh, yes, and a banana.

I know what you're thinking.

Come on.

No fucking way.

Why not?

You're my best friend. You're like my sister.

Okay, we've seen each other naked like a billion times.

Well, seeing each other naked is a little different from playing with each

other's butts.

It's not romantic. It's practical.

I really want to explore this facet of my sexual life in you.

Well, you just need to get laid.

Thank you.

You make me sound like a desperate old crowd.

Okay, fine.

You don't have to do anything, but can I at least just see them?

Just a peek?

Fine.

You really never try one?

Do they hurt?

They shouldn't. Not if you're doing it right.

Is this, like, part of your normal playtime?

Don't call it playtime.

You have so many rules.

It's probably why you're a born -again virgin.

You're such a dick.

You make sure you're all looped up.

All warmed up and you should just slide in.

It's like a pop.

I've only ever really had a finger in there before.

This is different.

How?

You just feel fuller.

It's so good when a girl is going down on you while you wear it.

You have all kinds of different sizes.

Yeah, you work your way up.

You really have to trust the person you're with.

Well, you trust me?

Kate, I told you I'd show you them.

Okay, fine.

Well, I trust you.

I can't believe we're having this conversation.

It doesn't have to be a regular thing.

We can try it, and if it goes bad, we don't have to talk about it.

I don't know.

It seems risky.

I've always found you really hot.

And there's no one in the world I trust more.

to experience this whole anal thing when with you.

You really trust me?

Oh.

Mm -hmm.

Okay.

I'm gonna take my time.

I'll show you how to use them and you can do it for me.

Okay.

I love you.

oh my god

It's so good.

I want

to sleep with you.

I think your ass was ready to be planted.

Are you ready?

Yeah.

oh my

god

you're so tired

I think you're ready for the first toy.

I'm so

tired.

I think you're ready for the next song.

Thank you.

That's okay.

You're ready for the next one.

I'm a little bit scared.

Let's try it.

I'm going to take this off.

I'm growing bigger.

So big.

Just go slow.

Just go slow.

God,

I just want this all the way in. It's shaking.

Ugh.

I'm going to show you what it's like. Yeah? Yeah.

That was amazing.

Why don't you lay back?

Get these off of you.

Get these off.

Yeah. Get you more comfortable.

That feels good I love

that

Your tongue feels so good.

Oh, yeah.

oh my god it looks so perfect

oh my

god

oh my god oh my god

I have to go for some me though.

Can you feel that?

Thank you.

It's like you caught me.

Yes.

It's good.

How do you want me?

I don't know.

Yes, I feel so bad.

Oh, my God.

Mom, are you okay? Yeah, I feel so good.

Oh, my God, it was so tight around my finger.

I don't know how you make those toys fit in there.

Oh, yeah, that's good.

Oh, yes.

In and out, just like that.

Yes.

Do you feel good?

Yeah. It feels amazing.

Keep going. Don't stop.

Don't stop.

You're so naughty.

Oh my

god.

I feel so good in my arms.

I'm stretching out that little hole.

Oh my god.

Oh yes, right there.

Yes, please.

We need to warm up today.

Get ready for it. Get ready for it.

Don't forget what you ate.

Yeah.

That's why you can get back to me. Yeah. Yeah.

Just like that.

Nice and slow.

Just like that.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's right there.

Right there.

Oh my

gosh.

Yes, that's good.

God, it is so fucking tight.

It's so good being stretched.

Yeah.

Yeah, you fucking take it.

Yeah.

Are you ready for the heartbeat? Yeah. I'm so ready.

Fuck. Oh my God.

Oh my god.

Pussy just like, fuck.

Oh my god.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I got something to do.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

oh my god oh

my god

Yes, comfort.

You should bend over.

Yeah, it's my turn.

My

turn.

Thank you.

Oh yeah, that feels good.

I don't know.

I

don't

know.

I don't know.

oh my god

My face is just like...

I'm sorry.

What's on your mind?

I think you need to be mine.

Like girlfriends?

All mine.

So long as you keep getting me those amazing analgasms.

That word.

Thank you.