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The world has gone full -blown mental.
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One moment. I just need to send this
email.
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First, I nearly told my boss where he
can go.
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Then, I... Please. You know I can't
multitask. One sec.
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Traffic was a fucking nightmare.
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And you know how he lives all the way on
the east side.
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Oh. Lest I forget to tell you, I had to
take Janine from accounting home, and
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that girl talks and talks and talks
nonstop without ever taking a break.
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You know I turned off my auto safe,
right?
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Janine says hey, by the way.
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She wanted to be sure I told you, which
I feel like is more proof that she's a
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secret lesbo.
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Hon, you gotta wash the dogs if you want
me to rub them.
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Come on, Annie.
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I'm telling you, I had the worst day.
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The worst day ever.
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So what now?
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I'm in the prime of my life.
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I feel like I've just reached the full
potential for erratic experience, and
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Holly breaks up with me.
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Oh, that she won't sleep with my... As
soon as I got there, she had all my shit
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packed up in boxes.
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Three years of my life down the drain.
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Well, maybe it's for the best. You and
Hollywood never caught me together.
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Okay, you're probably right, but what am
I supposed to do?
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Log into some app and find some random
who's gonna help me?
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So what's the rush?
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God, Annie, it's like you're not getting
it.
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Sorry, maybe I'm still in work mode.
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Ever since I had my first anal orgasm.
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Analgasm? Ew.
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Sorry.
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It's like, I feel like I hardly know my
body anymore.
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Ever heard of masturbation?
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God, you're so not fun.
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I'm just being practical.
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It's so hard to find a lesbian.
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And not some drunk bar chick who just
wants to kiss you for attention.
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I feel you.
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My dry spell is probably competing for
the world record.
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What happened to that hot milf, Amy?
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Oh, she got back with her husband.
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We're a fine pair of lesbians, aren't
we?
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I just try not to think about it.
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Keep busy with work.
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I just picked up on a new hobby. Did I
tell you that I started taking a few
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classes on the Y?
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And, um... Do you still have those butt
plugs?
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What?
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Lend them to me.
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You're kidding, right?
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What? Is that, like, gross to borrow sex
toys or something?
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You're kidding, right?
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I'm being 100 % serious.
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Now it's not gross, but... I don't know.
I sanitize them.
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But... Well, I need them. Lend them to
me.
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You're insane.
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In the three years we've been friends,
you've never returned anything I've ever
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lent you.
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Okay, okay.
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Oh, no.
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No. No!
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No.
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Oh, yes, and a banana.
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I know what you're thinking.
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Come on.
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No fucking way.
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Why not?
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You're my best friend. You're like my
sister.
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Okay, we've seen each other naked like a
billion times.
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Well, seeing each other naked is a
little different from playing with each
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other's butts.
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It's not romantic. It's practical.
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I really want to explore this facet of
my sexual life in you.
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Well, you just need to get laid.
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Thank you.
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You make me sound like a desperate old
crowd.
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Okay, fine.
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You don't have to do anything, but can I
at least just see them?
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Just a peek?
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Fine.
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You really never try one?
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Do they hurt?
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They shouldn't. Not if you're doing it
right.
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Is this, like, part of your normal
playtime?
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Don't call it playtime.
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You have so many rules.
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It's probably why you're a born -again
virgin.
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You're such a dick.
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You make sure you're all looped up.
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All warmed up and you should just slide
in.
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It's like a pop.
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I've only ever really had a finger in
there before.
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This is different.
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How?
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You just feel fuller.
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It's so good when a girl is going down
on you while you wear it.
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You have all kinds of different sizes.
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Yeah, you work your way up.
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You really have to trust the person
you're with.
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Well, you trust me?
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Kate, I told you I'd show you them.
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Okay, fine.
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Well, I trust you.
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I can't believe we're having this
conversation.
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It doesn't have to be a regular thing.
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We can try it, and if it goes bad, we
don't have to talk about it.
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I don't know.
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It seems risky.
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I've always found you really hot.
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And there's no one in the world I trust
more.
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to experience this whole anal thing when
with you.
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You really trust me?
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Oh.
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Mm -hmm.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna take my time.
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I'll show you how to use them and you
can do it for me.
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Okay.
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I love you.
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oh my god
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It's so good.
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I want
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to sleep with you.
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I think your ass was ready to be
planted.
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Are you ready?
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Yeah.
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oh my
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god
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you're so tired
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I think you're ready for the first toy.
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I'm so
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tired.
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I think you're ready for the next song.
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Thank you.
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That's okay.
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You're ready for the next one.
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I'm a little bit scared.
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Let's try it.
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I'm going to take this off.
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I'm growing bigger.
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So big.
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Just go slow.
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Just go slow.
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God,
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I just want this all the way in. It's
shaking.
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Ugh.
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I'm going to show you what it's like.
Yeah? Yeah.
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That was amazing.
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Why don't you lay back?
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Get these off of you.
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Get these off.
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Yeah. Get you more comfortable.
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That feels good I love
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that
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Your tongue feels so good.
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Oh, yeah.
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oh my god it looks so perfect
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oh my
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god
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oh my god oh my god
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I have to go for some me though.
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Can you feel that?
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Thank you.
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It's like you caught me.
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Yes.
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It's good.
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How do you want me?
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I don't know.
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Yes, I feel so bad.
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Oh, my God.
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Mom, are you okay? Yeah, I feel so good.
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Oh, my God, it was so tight around my
finger.
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00:34:26,659 --> 00:34:30,800
I don't know how you make those toys fit
in there.
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Oh, yeah, that's good.
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Oh, yes.
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In and out, just like that.
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Yes.
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Do you feel good?
180
00:35:03,930 --> 00:35:05,330
Yeah. It feels amazing.
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Keep going. Don't stop.
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Don't stop.
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You're so naughty.
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Oh my
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god.
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I feel so good in my arms.
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I'm stretching out that little hole.
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Oh my god.
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Oh yes, right there.
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Yes, please.
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We need to warm up today.
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Get ready for it. Get ready for it.
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Don't forget what you ate.
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Yeah.
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That's why you can get back to me. Yeah.
Yeah.
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Just like that.
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Nice and slow.
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Just like that.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it's right there.
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Right there.
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Oh my
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gosh.
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Yes, that's good.
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God, it is so fucking tight.
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It's so good being stretched.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, you fucking take it.
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Yeah.
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Are you ready for the heartbeat? Yeah.
I'm so ready.
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Fuck. Oh my God.
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Oh my god.
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Pussy just like, fuck.
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Oh my god.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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I got something to do.
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Oh, yeah.
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Thank you.
220
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oh my god oh
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my god
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Yes, comfort.
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You should bend over.
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Yeah, it's my turn.
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My
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turn.
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Thank you.
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Oh yeah, that feels good.
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I don't know.
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I
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don't
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know.
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I don't know.
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oh my god
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My face is just like...
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I'm sorry.
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What's on your mind?
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I think you need to be mine.
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Like girlfriends?
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All mine.
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So long as you keep getting me those
amazing analgasms.
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That word.
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Thank you.
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