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Oh, you're such a stud.

Just trying to take advantage of my helpless female urges to satisfy your

personal gratification.

Wait a minute.

As I recall here, this whole thing started when you attacked me in the

So what are you going to do about it?

Well, being the gentleman that I am, I guess I'll just have to make you come

many times before morning.

Sounds good to me.

Bye.

have to be on top.

Does it always have to be your way?

It's easier that way.

I'm gonna take a little time and reminisce about the places that

I have missed and all the places that I once knew

and how they all led me here to you.

I'm gonna lay my head in your hands Surrender all of my

wild and plan And as each one falls from view

It's so clear how they all led me here

to you

They all led me here to you.

They all led me here.

They led me right here to you.

I'm gonna give the only love I know.

I'm gonna hold you close wherever I go.

And like a train running down its track.

I'm gonna throw all my schemes away.

I'll save them all for some other day.

And from your head down to your heels.

All that I want is to feel you.

I just want to feel.

I just want to feel

Good morning, sexy.

Good morning.

I don't think she meant you.

Definitely not.

You better be careful or all that blood's going to leave your brain again.

Give me a break.

You're too late.

I'm already lightheaded.

You're always lightheaded.

Don't you two ever quit?

Sounded like dogs in heat last night.

Sorry about that.

I thought you had a date with Janet last night.

Shit of a plan.

So what's on your schedule later today?

Nothing interesting. Just meeting with a new author.

I bet if you're as good to him as you were to me last night, he'll sign.

Jill, you shooting anything interesting today?

Just another boring, beautiful, perfect specimen of a male.

I'm doing the Angel Devil series today, alright?

Perfect specimen.

Too bad you can't appreciate him.

Being gay and all.

Maybe I'll drop in and appreciate him for you.

Maybe you won't.

Please, don't.

You know I need my camera back soon.

No problem.

Well, I'm going to go take a shower.

You want to join me?

No.

You're lost.

So, you didn't tell her.

The time just wasn't right.

Oh, maybe because you were all naked and nasty last night.

That's just a coincidence.

Right.

Yeah, I had a great time too last night.

Sure, we can use fruit sometime.

You are so naughty.

Oh, hey, Mum.

Mum, gotta go.

Yeah, boss just walked in early.

Yeah, say hi to Dad.

Send him kisses.

Bye.

Interesting relationship you have with your, uh...

Mom? Well, you know, a family that plays together, stays together.

Right.

We still on for lunch?

I'm planning on it.

Good.

I'll be ready right after my meeting with Miss Michaels.

Oh, yeah.

I hear she's great looking.

I don't care what she looks like. It's what she writes like.

Good morning.

Good morning, Harry.

Morning, Alice.

Morning, Harry.

You, you're looking lovely as always.

Thank you.

So, did we do our reading last night?

No.

After the offer.

This is it. This is the winner. This is the one.

I get the most of it.

Oh.

We need... We can really use Miss Michaels as a client.

No problem, Harry.

I'm sure I can get her to sign.

Good. Good.

That's really good.

I see that you do so.

Alice, hold all my calls, huh?

I've got some reading to do.

Pick.

Michael.

I love your book, Michael.

Thank you.

Please call me Donna.

Okay.

Donna.

You wouldn't leave a man at the altar, would you?

No.

Mark's expecting you.

Mark, Donna's with you.

She's got you calling her Donna already.

Sorry. Miss Michaels is here to see you.

You still look good.

And I'm surprised to get your call.

Seems like you've been busy since we last saw each other.

You're still as crazy as you used to be.

Have you grown up a little bit?

I shouldn't even be talking to you after what you did to me.

What I did to you?

How about what you did to me?

I never could resist.

Why'd you do it, Mark?

Hmm?

Something to remember old times.

You know, uh, you're, uh, still beautiful, Donna.

I would have made her a wonderful bride.

Too bad you didn't see how beautiful I was.

Well, I couldn't take the spying.

You should have trusted me.

That was a long time ago.

You never forget being left at the altar.

Well...

Enough of the old times.

Have a seat.

No, thanks. I'm still not good at sitting.

Trying to be the eccentric writer, huh?

Oh, do I detect a note of jealousy here?

Jealousy?

I'm three times the writer you'll ever be, and you know it.

Please.

I know this is a mistake, but...

Here's the contract.

Well, I like the idea of a smaller agency.

More personal attention.

Well, just how personal do you want to get?

Very personal.

Well, I still like to be on top.

I'll still have to do things your way, I see.

Well, it's easier that way.

Well, I'll have to think about this.

This could be a very easy thing.

But... Why don't you stop by my place later and we'll talk, okay?

Interesting doesn't even begin to cover that.

Pam, you do this for me, and we're definitely square.

Oh, and give my love to Jake.

Okay, see you later.

Excuse me.

I'd recognize that best -selling face anywhere.

I'm Nancy Freer.

It's a pleasure to meet you, Nancy.

Do you work in this building?

Yes. I believe you've been meeting with one of my co -workers.

Oh, yeah, you work with Mark.

And I just want to assure you that if he isn't able to deliver on...

Any level.

I'm here to help fill the void.

Oh, it's very nice to know, Nancy.

Thank you.

So when you get bored, call me.

Anytime.

Anywhere. You won't be disappointed.

Sex is never disappointing.

Great. What a sweet.

I don't think that's such a good idea. I guess I'm not even attracted.

Did you pretend it?

I never said you were unattractive.

I make love to people like a body.

I... I can't. I have feelings for someone else.

It's all right. I won't tell. I promise.

I'm sorry. I can't.

Look, let's take a break for now.

We'll take some more shots later.

You

look

like an angel who's ready for a piece of heaven.

I look like I'm ready for a big piece of heaven.

Party time, pencil town.

Party time.

Party time, pencil town.

Party time, it's time.

Everyone's looking for an...

Reaching out for a little mercy.

We're all good people now.

That's right.

Sometimes I wish to lose this body.

I won't.

I don't want.

Party boys,

party girls, who are hiding out in a party world.

It's monkey feet, monkey do, it's killing me.

I just don't want to think anymore tonight.

It's party time.

It's gentle time.

All the dreams in the making.

You can hear the hearts breaking.

And it's party time.

It's gentle time.

Party time.

Party time.

Gentle time.

I can't believe I turned him down.

I hope he's not mad.

I mean, models who get naked for free are hard to find.

Okay.

Party time.

It's your time.

Party time.

I don't want to cheat on Cindy.

Why? She'll cheat on you if she hasn't already.

No. I keep her too busy for that.

There's no such thing.

If the opportunity comes up, she'll take it.

No. No.

Not my girl.

Which girl?

Donna, Jill, or Cindy?

That's very funny.

I mean, Jill's gay, and Donna, not an option.

Well, gay or not, I like her.

Yeah. She has always been there for me.

It's too bad she's gay. You guys would make a great couple.

I think I'm in love!

And I know that he will drop me when I show him those pictures

of her.

Have him fetch with Greg.

Right.

The only problem I see with your plan is, he thinks you're gay.

Oh, that is a small inconvenience.

But you're the one who told him you were gay so you could rent a room in his

house. If he finds out you're not gay, he might ask you to leave.

No, he would not kick me out.

We went to high school together.

We're buddies.

And that's all you will be as long as he thinks.

You're gay.

Damn.

So if you had your choice between Donna, Cindy, or a straight Jill, which would

you choose?

Why is this so important to you?

Which one?

Probably Jill.

If she weren't gay.

Woo!

Hold on.

Woo, thank you. I mean, we've been friends for a long time, and...

She respects my privacy.

Is that so insanely important to you?

It's kind of funny, I mean.

It's like we're a couple already, except for the lack of nookie.

Does she know you feel that way?

She's gay, remember?

If you say so.

I'm sorry about earlier. I got a little excited.

It's okay.

Have you ever been with a man?

Only while I was experimenting in college.

Well, if you ever decide to experiment again, you're man.

I'll keep that in mind.

Let's shoot.

My writing doesn't impress you. My wealth doesn't impress you.

Why the hell are you here?

Curiosity.

You took our story, you turned it into fiction.

The least you can do is sign with my agents.

Hmm.

Well, maybe I'll find another way to repay you, huh?

Still can't afford a decorator, I see.

Come on, you're a bit excited about this meeting.

Donna, you know you'll always excite me.

But so do donuts.

Come on.

Sexual excitement made me into a best -known author?

That's gotta make you just a bit curious.

Huh?

Now, this feels the same.

I forgot what a great kisser you are.

I just wanted to remind you of what you passed up back

in college.

You left me.

You spied on me and you cheated on me.

So what happens now?

You sign with my agency and we both live happily ever after.

So you're willing to marry me so you can get me to sign?

I said we both live happily ever after.

Better yet, I live happily ever after.

And you'll be an even richer bitch?

Wow.

As good as that sounds, you know, I think I'll have to think about that.

Don't think about it too long.

Our office might get forever.

You really think you're something, don't you?

Yeah, I do.

I write a very essential, erotic novel.

I make millions off them.

If you hadn't left me at the altar, you'd be sharing that with me.

Yeah, in the form of nice, fat, alimony.

Not my idea of a good wife.

We'll talk about business later.

I'll call you.

Still playing the dutiful secretary, I think.

I've done great with Peter. You know it.

You really think one author is going to get you promoted to agent?

Well, Harry said it would.

Well, if you help me out, then make sure you get the promotion.

Thanks, but I'm not interested.

Oh, you will be.

Unless you want to play secretary your whole life.

Which, if that's the case, why don't you run and get me some coffee?

You're right.

This was a great idea.

You look like you could use a good soak.

Yeah. You lesbians are so sensitive.

Why don't you hop in here and scrub my back?

I don't think that'd be a good idea.

Since when do you get so shy on me?

Come on, take off those clothes, grab a bar of soap, and get in here.

What kind of trouble could we possibly get into?

Uh... Yeah.

Why not?

You know, uh...

This would be awkward if you weren't gay.

Yeah.

Guess so.

So, how was your love life?

Let's not talk about me. How was your day?

A little stressful.

Old flame not quite as hot as you remember?

Just the opposite.

If I weren't dating Cindy, I'd be going for her right now.

Thank God, that feels good.

What is it that she's got?

She's exciting, adventurous, sexy,

has an amazing body, and perfect being.

I thought Min always said that more than a mouthful was a wave.

I'm just being polite.

Didn't know I had that effect on men.

Well, maybe that's why you're gay.

Thanks a lot.

I think it's time for you to go to bed.

Joe, my friend.

I forgot to tell him.

Let's take a break.

I thought we had an agreement here.

Well, you know, I'm looking awfully hard for free, and I think it's the least I

could do.

that you would invite.

We both know.

It's not a

Am I interrupting something?

She thinks this is so hot.

Oh, and you don't?

Donna hasn't changed since college.

Her sexuality's all an act. She thinks that if she acts sexy, she'll be sexy.

And Cindy's better?

Oh, she is just so incredible in bed.

I still like Jill the best.

Yeah, but Jill's on the wrong team.

And I still think of her as a little sister.

Anyway, I know three other guys that dated Cindy, and you've put up with her

longer than anybody.

She cheated on them, and she'll cheat on you, too.

This is coming from someone who's never had a steady relationship in her life.

I'm still searching.

Yeah, right.

So,

uh, how's Peter's account coming along?

Oh, he's on the verge of greatness.

Your publisher called?

Supposed he wants a progress report.

You're two months behind schedule.

He knows I can't make that stuff up.

I have to live it before I write it.

Tell him to kiss my ass.

So how's it going with Mark?

Hmm. There's definitely a story there.

What if we combine the story with erotic photos?

That's an interesting idea.

Maybe we can put erotic photos in front of every chapter to give the reader

something to fantasize about, huh?

You know, Carl, if you weren't engaged, I would take you to a deserted island

and make you a happy man.

If I wasn't engaged, I'd have a better sense than to get involved with you.

You know me too well.

So personally, I liked your naked female angel better.

You like the naked woman part of the naked angel.

That too.

So do you really think you're in love?

I do.

Sorry. I forgot how you hate those words.

So how are the wedding plans coming?

Wedding? What wedding?

Don't even joke about that, okay? I can't get my deposit back for the

Don't worry about it.

It better be.

Hello,

Mark.

Harry.

You'll never guess what just happened.

I just got off the phone with Peter.

Looks like he may be jumping ship.

No. He wouldn't do that.

I mean, Alex has treated Peter like a king.

He's become a best -selling author because of Alex's marketing strategies.

Anyway, though, it seems a little strange.

Really wouldn't give a reason why.

It's a good thing you got Donna Michaels to sign.

We'd be in trouble.

You need at least one bankable author to keep this company afloat.

Did get her to sign, didn't you, Mark?

But we haven't really gotten around to them yet.

Do I need to impress upon you how important this is?

No, sir.

I'll get her to sign.

That's what I wanted to hear.

Remember, Mark.

Winner. Be a winner.

Yeah, winner.

Go get them.

What's the occasion?

Uh, I just thought this would be fun for a change.

I, uh, I kind of like it when we eat TV dinners and watch old movies.

You know, Alice was, uh, was teasing me, but you didn't.

Oh? Yeah, yeah, she, uh, she thinks that, uh, you want to be more than

roommates.

I told her she's crazy. I mean, you being, you know, gay and all.

What if she's right?

Hold that thought.

How are you doing, sexy?

Cindy.

Jill, hi.

I didn't know you were around.

I thought about you all day long.

Yeah, yeah.

I thought about you, too.

How's it going with that good -looking author?

Her name's Donna, and things have been going fine.

Actually, I've got another meeting with her tomorrow night.

Is she really as weird as I hear?

What do you mean?

Well, I mean, you gotta hand it to her. She sure knows how to get a lot of guys.

Isn't that some great accomplishment?

It is to me.

Hello? Hi, Jill. It's Donna.

Uh, Mark's a little busy right now.

Actually, I called to talk to you. I was wondering if you might have some time

to get together.

Alone, that is.

Sure. I really just don't see why not.

Great. So, when do you want to do this?

I'm not doing anything right now.

I'll see you soon.

Hi there.

What do you want, Donna?

I met Nancy yesterday.

She's very sexy.

Yeah, if you like the submissive type, she's all right.

I'm interested in you, Mark, not Nancy.

I'm already taken.

Mark, you have some choices to make.

Meet me in front of your office early in the morning.

And if you don't show up, I'm sure Nancy can handle my needs.

Yeah, I know she handles herself a lot.

Come on, Mark.

I'll be the one in the slutty outfit.

Sweet dream.

Hey.

Cindy sleeping over again?

Yeah. I'm really sorry.

Hey.

It's your house.

I just wonder what you see in her.

She's very sexy.

Has an incredible body.

And she's not afraid of using it.

Is that the most important thing to you?

Well, it doesn't hurt.

And what about your Donna?

That's confusing.

What do you mean?

Well, there's definitely a spark there.

I just don't know if I should ignite it or not.

You still have feelings for her.

Maybe it's just the sexual excitement of seeing her again.

I'm still a little pissed off about what she did back in college.

The something that made you leave her at the altar?

I thought I'd always be angry at her.

Maybe it's just me being jealous.

She became the author that I always wanted to be.

Why do I suddenly feel like such a loser?

I'm sorry.

Come here.

I know that your book is going to be wonderful.

When can I take a look at it?

Uh, when I get off my lazy ass and finish it.

Come on. It takes time.

Sometimes I don't think I have what it takes.

What? Your work is the most beautiful, romantic,

erotic work I've seen in my life.

I am torn between wanting to put out a book that expresses what I feel

And wanting to make all of the money in the world.

What I think is if you really believe in your work, you can accomplish both.

I hate moving off you all year.

Well, you could have gone with a different agent. Oh, no.

I like the one I've got.

Remember back in high school?

We would sit up all night.

And make fun of the popular kids.

Yeah.

I'm sure I had some great times together.

Doesn't she have her own place?

Forget I said that.

I know you're under a lot of pressure.

So if there's anything I can do to help, just let me know.

Thanks.

Just having a friend like you to come home to is enough.

I'm tired of just being the friend.

Very nice.

I'm glad you decided to drop by.

I wouldn't miss this for the world.

Good. Now we can start having some luck.

Get in.

Now

what?

I want you to watch me be a hooker.

I'm disappointed in you.

I expected something a little more challenging.

Hmm.

So you don't think I'd go all the way with it?

You have this habit of kind of toying with the menu, but you never seem to get

to the meal.

Take me somewhere we can come right away.

So you are the wild one I remember from college.

What college? I'm a hooker.

See how far you're willing to go.

Am I the subject of your next book? Only if you surprise me.

So you're offering a percentage?

Oh, you'd have to shock me for that, and I've seen everything.

Yeah, I bet you have.

Oh, yeah.

Let me ask you something.

Last time you masturbated, what'd you think about?

Hmm? You don't think I'll go through with this, do you?

I don't know.

You're not as crazy as you were in college.

You've changed.

Yeah, well, not as much as you think.

Oh. Why don't you tell me something? What's that?

What do you think about when you masturbate?

Ooh.

I think I see a man and a woman making love.

Another man catching them by surprise.

He promises not to tell her as long as they let him participate.

And they let him.

He gets interested to see his two beautiful naked men stay in front of

And she begins to stroke both of them.

Faster and faster. And the one that just went behind.

And while she devours the other one.

And he rams really hard into her.

Really hard.

And? And?

And she comes.

So...

What would your friends think if they saw you like this, huh?

They'd say I'm a sucker for great technique.

Mark, I want you.

Like the old times.

You know I never liked the old times.

Then we'll do the new times.

I gotta go.

Hold it. Why don't you come over tonight and we'll talk about it, please?

Yeah. We'll see.

Great.

Wow.

But he should see those pictures of Cindy and Greg.

He really needs to know.

And I know that you were dumb for after that.

And I'm still second in line to Donna.

Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

You know...

You might start by telling him you're not gay.

She is probably going to do him tonight.

What, do you have a charter?

My boyfriend is going to sleep with the nut.

Hello. He's not your boyfriend.

Minor technicality.

There's nothing you can do about it.

He needs to know more about it.

Okay, what do you want to do?

I'm going to snoop around his place.

You know he left a woman at the altar because she was spying on him.

I am not spying on him. I'm spying on her.

Not smart.

Since when is love smart?

Peter, I thought you were going to drop out of Mark's agency.

Yeah, you know, I don't give a damn.

We hang up, you do it right then.

All right?

What's wrong?

I did a really great job with Peter.

I was supposed to get a promotion.

So what's the problem?

He quit the agency.

What?

Did he give you a reason?

No.

And now I lost my promotion.

It's not your fault, okay?

We'll figure something out here.

Thanks.

If you were my husband, you could have decorated this place.

Are you proposing?

Are you accepting?

Being someone's slave doesn't appeal to me.

I think we could do a lot for each other.

Did you get a chance to take a look at the contracts I sent over?

Yes. And?

I'm not going to sign them.

Not after what you did to me.

I can't believe you're not going to sign.

As I recall, you didn't sign our marriage license, so why should I sign

contract?

Are you in love with me, Donna?

I'm just trying to help, Mark.

Yeah.

Like you did with your brothel back in college.

It takes money to survive, all right? You know, I was just trying to give us a

future.

How is your trying out every guy and girl in college going to help us?

I don't want to talk about the past.

I want to talk about the future.

You know you're the baldiest woman I've ever known.

Mmm.

What's this?

Hello?

Hi, Cindy.

Mark, it's Jill.

Are you okay?

Very okay.

Is that why you're... You feel so good when you work your way down my body.

How do you feel, Cindy?

Well, that guy should be paying $1 .95 a minute.

You want me to get the door?

Yes.

Well, it's sad. I just love you.

What it would be like if I was inside you right now.

I don't need a way.

What would it be?

My pleasure would be so much that you almost couldn't stand me.

I can hear your excited voice

Anytime I can help.

Don't hesitate to call.

Yeah, bye.

That was interesting.

I knew you couldn't resist.

Yeah, neither could Jill.

What? That wasn't Cindy?

No, she wasn't home.

Jill answered the phone.

I guess I'll have some explaining to do when I see her.

Looking for something?

Yeah, something Mark borrowed that I need back.

I see.

You are one of the most barbarous women I know.

So?

I, uh, I like that in one of my employees.

Yeah, but you like it better in your mistress.

True.

So, who do I have to screw to get Donna's account?

Nancy, I, uh, I have to be fair.

It was Mark's idea, so, uh, I have to let him run with it.

But I don't like playing fair.

That's one of your charms.

So, are we still on for tonight?

I don't know.

Am I going to be a partner soon?

Oh, I think you're in a real good position to make partner. Real soon.

I think you forgot to wear something.

They just get in the way.

Hey, Alice.

Hey. Any messages?

Yeah, just a few.

I'll see you later.

And how are your notes here in your office?

Great.

Hi, Mark.

Harry's all warmed up for you.

And you're always warmed up for somebody.

I wonder why this stuff sells.

Yeah. Every man's fantasy.

Did we, uh... She'll come through.

We've been, uh, busy negotiating.

Negotiate. Mark, you're really starting to disappoint me.

Listen, I am going to give you one more week to sign her.

And if you can't, you're going to have to put Nancy on it.

What is going on in that feeble little mind of yours?

Hey, how's it going?

I think I'm going crazy.

What's wrong?

I think I'm falling for Donna again.

Not like in college, I heard.

I know.

She's... Pretty amazing.

Every time I meet with her, we try to outdo each other.

I never know what's going to happen next.

So what's the problem?

I don't want to cheat on Cyn.

And I'm getting some weird feelings from Jill.

Well, Jill's your soulmate.

Cyn's having a coffee later.

Yeah.

He listed.

I didn't think you were the nervous type, Nancy.

I'm the type who gets what I want.

And I want you.

Hmm. Do you want me to sign a contract or do you want my body?

Well, I expect to get both.

Before you get too far into this, what's the price?

No price. This one's on me.

I just want you to know when you get tired of Mark.

But I'll be waiting.

Carl will be sitting in for me, okay?

Whatever you want.

And then we all came.

And he hung up.

Damn, I wish we could get that on tape.

What does it mean?

I don't know. You'll have to ask him that.

I'm afraid to.

I think you should start with telling him how you feel. And more importantly,

that you're not gay.

He will hate me for lying and then kick me out.

Take a risk.

Holding out on them, Harry?

What about it?

Mark's roommate doesn't have a deal with our company.

Mark paid the advance himself.

Why didn't you tell me that?

That has nothing to do with signing

Donna. Oh, that has...

Everything you do is fine, Donna.

So, uh, what are you going

to do about it?

Well, thanks to this, I'm going to get Donna to sign with our agent.

Wait, get it?

Can't this wait until tomorrow?

Mark, do you want to talk about the phone call last night?

I'm sorry.

It was a little bit out there, huh?

At least she seems to be playing into my hands.

Yeah, she seems to be falling for it.

Thanks for sounding so excited.

Glad you enjoyed my performance.

I have something to show you.

Well, I hope it's some exciting photos for your book.

I don't think so.

Are you okay?

Yeah. You know, this is almost a relief.

Is there anything I can do?

You know, These aren't bad.

Thanks.

I really hate to leave, but I've got Bob's bachelor party tonight.

That's okay.

I'm just going to break up with Cindy and get drunk.

Well, if you're still drinking when I get back, I will join you.

Well, if I'm still drinking when you get back.

It's all a matter of when you can make her a man.

Haven't finished that thing yet?

It's taken longer than usual.

Got boring.

Intense.

Can't take the heat?

I thrive on the heat.

So how was your bachelor party?

Fun.

Some fun for a lesbian, I bet.

And how was your breakup with Cindy?

Fine.

As far as breakups go.

Do you want to talk about it?

I already drank all the scotch.

Well, at least the business end of your life is going okay.

Donna is drawing up contracts for me to shoot the photos for her next book.

I asked for a cashier's check on signing.

And Nancy thinks that you're really not signed with me.

All I have to do is sign the paperwork and she is yours.

Thanks for all your help. Oh, helps me too.

Can I ask you something?

Of course.

Did you have fun with Donna?

I mean, in bed.

It was...

Fun in the moment, but not what I'd call fulfilling.

I can live with that.

Let's change the tradition.

I'll run you a bath.

Okay.

But just don't let me drown.

And the water or so pity.

You're such a good friend, Jill.

Thanks.

You know, for the first time in my life, I'm experiencing what a love -hate

relationship is.

Donna?

Yeah.

Passion's great. I mean, it's amazing, even when we're fighting.

Is passion all she has to offer?

You know, I think so.

Why don't you try falling for someone who offers more?

Someone who will be a friend.

Someone who will be faithful.

Someone who will be supportive.

I've always loved you.

And I'll never hurt you.

I've never had that.

I thought you were gay I've always loved you

a place to start the way you held my

heart in your hand it was more

than I could understand you made me

see myself for what I am

and the truth

a frightening thing and awaken

I will stand by you wherever you are.

There are oceans wide that we will cross.

And if at times it seems we face the end,

can we start again?

I can be selfish and sometimes confused.

I'm only human if that's any excuse.

For sometimes hiding my heart so well.

That you couldn't.

Jill around?

Yeah, but she's really busy right now.

Doing what?

Packing.

Hi,

Jill.

Mark's not here.

No, he's probably off.

Yeah, banging Donna so he can keep his job.

You're a real bitch, you know that? Yeah, well, that's not what I came for.

You might as well throw away all those pictures you've been taking for your

book. No one's going to want to buy that useless stuff.

I already have a publisher.

No, what you have is someone who's deceived you.

There is no publisher, Jill.

Those checks came from Mark's savings account.

Yeah, thanks.

Aren't you angry? I already knew all about that.

Well, thanks for stopping by.

One down, one

to go.

Mark, how are you?

How are things going?

Just peachy.

Mark, your roommate spied on you.

Your girlfriend cheated on you.

You have me left, is that it?

Hardly. Oh, and there's something else you don't know.

Your little roomie, Jill, I signed her to do photos for my next book.

She's not with your agency, so she's with me now.

In fact, she started already.

Jill, how could you do this to me?

If I can't have love, I might as well have money.

Jill, all you have to do is sign the bottom, and you'll be doing photos for

book.

Jill, don't do it.

Sorry, Mark.

I guess I have your naked butt in my book now, huh?

Well, that's not the reaction I expected.

Jill, let me take a look at those contracts, please.

What do you mean?

What he means is that Mark and I faked those papers that Nancy found.

Turns out I'm with his agency after all.

Well, how does that affect me?

Since you just signed to do your next book, and she signed exclusively with my

agency,

you can't publish your book without us.

So you're saying I can't publish my book unless I do a deal with you?

Mark sexual here.

Have you ever had an original idea in your life?

I can't believe you'd do this to me.

That's all right. I love it.

Sorry I invaded your privacy.

Shall we? We shall.

Oh, now you guys are going to go out and celebrate?

No. I thought we had to take a bath.

Sounds good to me.

Perfect.

And all the places that I once knew, now they all lead me

here to you.

Hi. Pardon me for the intrusion, but these are part of the honeymoon thing.

thank you.

Miss Davis, may I trouble you for an autograph as well?

Who do I make it out to? Well, my friend, Jerry Johnson.

There you go.

Jerry is your number one fan.

Thank you.

Here's to doing things your way.

They all led me here to you.

They all led me here.

They all led me here to you.

Like a train running