Original subtitles

Oh.

Is that front page?

Page three.

Oh, that's you getting in the ambulance, huh?

Yeah, page seven.

Once again, I was beat.

Three times I was beat. More stab wounds.

Page three, page seven.

Color. My picture's larger, though.

A little empathy from page seven.

They probably didn't have enough print on that page. Enough advertising.

Pull it up a little bit.

You guys are like Hungarian news.

What happened to your cameraman?

Well, you know, he helped me out a bit.

Quite a bit, I should say.

Took a stab to the chest.

How far did that go in?

No, that would be 10 centimeters.

Roughly 5 inches.

Wow.

That's okay. Got one in the leg?

Yeah, it's also in the leg over here.

Ouch.

Hey, check out my hose.

Look at my hose.

Oh, man. You got a hose.

What's that do?

I don't know. It keeps something in something.

The good news is it only hurts... In my blue ball? Check it out.

My dick is like black and blue. What happened? I kicked in the ball.

Wow, ouch.

You think you're going to find anybody to blow you with that? It doesn't hurt?

It kicked me. And I think when they kicked me, by the time it all went down,

was already so white out of it, I didn't feel it. I didn't even know what

happened. Hey, welcome to Budapest, in a word. Yeah. How about that?

Welcome to Budapest.

Yeah, you got some bruising in there, too. You can see it.

This is the one where the guy missed your artery by an eighth of an inch. Oh,

look. My Band -Aid is already down.

Budapest blue.

You better check my cameraman's dick. Make sure it's not black and blue. No,

dick is good.

Vince, your blood is red. You're American.

This one doesn't look too bad. The blade went five inches into your chest.

Motherfucker's trying to kill you.

Everybody thinks it's easy being a cameraman for Anabolic, you know.

Yeah, probably.

Tell the world what's outside your door.

We are being protected by the police, which is very good.

Two armed guys at your door, man. Two armed guys at the door.

He just pours it right into the trench. How good was that, Ian?

Perfect. Pretty good. Pour it right in there? Yeah. Yeah, no problem.

This is going right into the world.

So we got like a three or four inch wound with one stitch in it.

Let's get one there and one here. This is going to hurt me more than it hurts

you.

Believe me?

All the state -of -the -art equipment here from the 1930s. Reminds me of a

Eastwood World War II movie. Hold on, Michael.

Can you?

Okay.

We're glad you guys lived.

The original... Yeah, you too? It's cool stuff.

It's cool stuff.

Living's good.

Judith's better.

Julianna's better.

Judith's better. You'll see for yourself. Julianna's better.

I had them both.

Judith's the one.

Julianna's better.

Blonde.

Redhead. Why don't you watch? You judge.

Bye.

Look in the camera, it's good

Whew.

Okay.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Don't do your best with me.

Thank you.

Very slowly, okay?

And then this way. And then this way.

Yep.

Go ahead, Lex.

I got it.

Can you go up to the legs?

I say sex. Yes, please. Yes, please.

Name.

Vince Boyer.

Age. None of your business.

Sex. Yes, please. Who is great?

Sylvie.

Sylvia with red hair, big thick ass, big thighs.

Just like in every black man's life. Remind him he could not even take half

dick. She ran away from that.

No, she ran from the dick, but I'll tell you.

If you like thick women, women, not girls' bodies, but women, you'll like

Sylvia.

Red hair.

Dude, she fucking worked you like a fucking flute.

That's all right. She played you like the flute.

I'm going to bring her home and do this.

See that?

Loser.

He's going to get used to the fact that the girls are players.

And they make you think they like you.

We just want the fucking money, bro. Hey, do you hate to tell you the bad

What? She worked you.

I'll tell you what. She made you think she really liked you.

Why? Because that way you wouldn't fuck the shit out of her with that big dick

of yours. I'll tell you what. That's what happened.

And it worked. You only gave her half the dick.

But she got paid for a full scene.

Anabolic outlawed. No, no, no, no. I should take the other half of the money

from him, I'm thinking.

I paid you for a full scene, not a half scene. You see? You gave her half a

dick.

At the casting call, when we picked her, she walked in the room and she saw me.

And he bought it.

From the very, very beginning.

She's on my shit.

I don't mean to sound cocky, but watch the scene.

Keep your left hand free and keep the loop close.

Told by a true professional.

Oh. Oh.

Hell yeah.

Ah.

No, no, you're good. You guys were fine. All you have to do is move your arms so

I can see her.

Where do you meet God?

in a movie.

Wow.

Friendly. Rejection for Vince Boyer. Friendly girl.

I resemble that. But he's black.

He's black.

Brigitte was which one?

One that you loved?

Brigitte was a small brunette.

Beautiful eyes.

Ass like a dream. Too small?

She's bigger than me.

I'm small.

What's as big as the one with the bangs and the blue?

The one we fucked yesterday.

Oh, in the garden.

The garden.

The garden of Tomas. Long black hair.

Big woman's ass.

Good attitude, but I feed better.

Yeah, it's like a fucking dream. I've seen better. Yeah, it's like a fucking

dream. I've seen better.

Yeah, it's like a fucking dream.

Oh, whatever.

Sit, Ubu, sit.

Is this real?

No. That's real.

Wow. So, how old are you?

19. 19?

Yes. Wow.

Do you realize how old I am? Very old.

However, what if maybe we dropped him?

Stop the grin and drop the linen, huh?

Wow.

Woo -hoo.

It certainly looks better without your hand on it.

Wow.

Thank you, man.

You all right?

Yeah.

Mama.

Up and down.

There you go.

Wow.

What size are they?

I don't know.

34D?

Maybe. Yeah? Okay, we'll go with that.

34D.

Wow, I'm getting chubby.

This is called chubby?

Does anyone want to do some looking there, buddy?

Yeah, do it.

Welcome.

Okay.

It's a good doggy.

Mm -hmm.

Thank you.

No, I know.

No, you know?

No, I know.

Because... Okay.

Why? Why?

Because... This.

No. No.

Even... He's... Too big for me.

I'm going to do it.

If he goes only a little bit or it's... No.

Your preference. I want you to be happy.

You will make him, this man, cry.

How about ideas?

If he is on the bottom and you control, you want to try that way? It's okay or

no? I know.

Yes.

Because if you control, he is flat.

Maybe. Maybe it's okay.

You try. If it's no good, we stop.

The dog? The dog says he likes to see you make anal with this boy.

You here?

Greg, you want to get behind her or are you better down there?

Slowly, slowly.

Is she positive?

Yes. Okay. No problem.

Open your mouth. Open your mouth.

Open your mouth wide.

Yeah.

I'm mad. Say when.

Oh, yeah.

I can speak.

Yeah, you can speak. It's okay.

What?

Let it roll out the side of your mouth. Just let it roll out your mouth.

What to say? I can't say.

Thank you for watching.

Me? Me? Me. Get it fucked.

Get it fucked.

In Budapest.

Budapest. Okay, one more time.

Suck the cock and then say it.

Thank you for watching.

What was that? Regard the camera.

Yeah, one eye.

Continue. And go.

Thank you for watching. Wait, wait, wait.

Open your mouth.

Okay. And watch the camera. Go.

Thank you for watching my... Let's try it again.

Just continue. Even if you say it wrong, continue.

Thank you for watching.

Thank you for watching me get fucked in Budapest.

Thank you for watching me get fucked in Budapest.

See ya.

See ya. Say see ya.

Bye. See ya.

You have fun, big guy?

Once again, anabolic.

Budapest.

Hard to kill.

Fucking Vince Voyer, man.

Fucking Vince Voyer.

Do you have sperm?

I'm going to put my dick in a thing and let the sperm come. Fucking Rambo.

Command bro.

Usually you're all clean shaven and ready to fuck, yeah.

Don't get stabbed. It's not fun.

Well, getting stabbed has been fun, but how about the hospitals in Budapest?

They saved your life. They did, actually. They took really good care of

it's almost like being in a World War II movie.

With the piece of wood that hangs above you can pull yourself on and shit.

They had everything.

What else did they have in there?

They had nurses with no bras. I noticed that.

A lot of Hungarian devils in there waiting on us and stuff.

But they took care of us good, I gotta admit. How was the food?

It was... They took care of us.

Cool.

The food wasn't great.

A piece of bread for breakfast if you can blow on that.

They're good.

We're glad you lived.

Well, I finally got to get my luggage after four days in Budapest.

Budapest. Budapest.

I'm finally getting my luggage.

One on the right.

Let's see.

Oh, wrong answer.

That's real shaving cream in that one.

This one, uh... Uh -oh.

My socks walked. They left me already.

Uh -oh. Uh -oh. No underwear for... Four and eight.

Contraband? Stoned again. Is this contraband in the bottom of your can?

again. Paper towels?

Stoned again.

Somebody stuck paper towels in my... In your can of stuff, yeah. Stoned again. I

don't know. It's contents under pressure. Under pressure, yeah.

Well, that's... So everything's intact in your bag?

Yeah. Oh, you're fucking... Stoned again. Stoned again.

Greta was the best.

My professional opinion?

She rocked. She had a woman...

A woman's breath, not a little girl's breath. You know what I mean?

She had a woman's breath.

They had weight to them.

Beautiful, cute little face.

I couldn't believe I was in her ass.

Couldn't believe I was in her ass when I was in her ass.

Perfect ass. I was in the ass, too.

It was nice.

But it wasn't a big enough butt for the bro over here.

No, no, no, no. It was small. I had that little girl appeal. See, I thought I

was molesting a fucking 14 -year -old. Well, I just ended up renting another

at home for you.

But Greta? Yes, please.

I'll take some more of that.

Anytime. Yeah. Greta was hot.

Hello! Hi!

How are you?

I'm fine, and you? I'm fine, and you? I'm fine, and you?

I'm fine,

and you?

I'm fine,

and

you?

Wow, I have blue dick for you.

Yeah, yo

Oh, yeah.

But...

Anya.

Oh, shit.

Sorry.

Yeah.

Big

All right, go ahead, Lexi. It's like my bed.

Oh, yeah.

It squeaks.

I like that.

Just light in that thing.

Do you have anything?

Kata, I love you.

I'll get back to you on a cold day. I'll get back to you on a cold day.

I'm gonna slip.

Oh, yeah.

mm -hmm

She's got muscles down there, man.

She's using these muscles down there.

What's your foot like?

Yeah,

because your foot's all curved up.

Wow.

Oh.

Oh.

Jeez, this is the best fucking animal I've ever seen.

Ugh, ugh.

This is fucking... Is it that good?

It's that good.

Better than a stabbing?

Much better than a stabbing.

That would be the side.

And I'll be right back.

Yeah.

Thank you

Oh, yeah

Oh.

Oh.

She went.

Oh, fuck. Fuck that.

Thank you for watching me.

Actors, we are not.

In

any

event, for those who don't know me, who enjoy watching the world's sex tours, my

name is Lexi Steele. I'm like the rookie on this team.

You'll be replacing me real soon.

I'll be in retirement real soon.

No one's even stabbed you yet, man.

That I know about. You been stabbed? I've done some stabbing. I've seen.

You buy a real lighter.

I know.

Lighter sucks.

For those who don't know, hard to kill.

Here we are in Budapest with a Budapestian lighter.

A variant.

A little comic relief there, courtesy of Lex Steel. Watch, lewd conduct.

And just remember this, Lexington Steel.

I'm still trying to light my fucking cigar here in Hungary.

Sweet, petite, fresh, and innocent, you'll love Ava.

Three, two.

If you like sweet, petite, fresh and sweet, and innocent, and what else?

Hang on, that was stupid lines.

Hang on.

Well, next up is Ava, all the way from, is she from France?

No, we met her in France.

She's from Budapest. Well, let me think about this for a second.

Good.

Three, two.

Well, if you like sweet, petite, fresh, and innocent, you'll love Ava. So stay

tuned.

All right, it worked.

How many kilograms is she?

40?

88 pounds.

And how many years?

19.

19. She's so beautiful.

Her boyfriend has a large cock or a small cock? I saw him. I remember he's a

handsome man. Cute, I mean. Yeah.

Do you make anal with your boyfriend?

They never try. They never try?

Would she like... Slowly?

Okay. One more time.

Okay.

She's very pretty.

And would she like to try anal with her boyfriend?

Or does she think it's possible?

She says that they can try.

Okay. How many actions has she made in video so far?

Which one could I help you with then?

Hello.

Hello.

How am I supposed to get my eyes out?

If you put your hand like this, you'll get it in your mouth and you won't be

able to breathe.

Eva, was it okay?

Was it okay?

You have fun?

Yes. Your makeup is ruined.

New makeup.

Huh? New makeup. New makeup?

New. Ah, new fashion. All the girls should have makeup like this.

What are you saying in English?

English. In English, what are you saying?

My eye.

Your eye? I'm sorry.

It's your boyfriend.

When you go home, you have to beat him, okay?

Okay.

Bye -bye from Budapest.

Bye -bye.

No paparazzi?

No paparazzi.

We made it.

We're at one feet.

It may look like a mere limp. I have four holes.

Including my butthole, that's five.

How's your back feeling?

Better. Better? I had hoses in my back

for two days. That was not comfortable.

How many?

I have three, four hoses in me.

Ouch. One for a hole, except for my ass. You guys are walking all right, man.

Well, my leg's okay. He's kind of limp.

Well, he got gadded in the leg. Yeah, he got gadded in the leg.

I got bruises everywhere.

They're roughly five inches deep into the chest, right under here. You might

just have a band -aid there. You're probably... Five inches.

My lung feels great. So what happened when you asked Vince to throw you that

book last night?

Well, Vince can't be that sick if he's still noticing this stuff.

Is that a cheerleader?

This is Vince Boyer, otherwise known as Vince Boyer.

Hard to kill.

Now,

Sonia was the blonde, right?

Fucking best ass.

Almost as good as Greta.

Greta had a good ass, too. Greta and her had the best ass. Illegal's ass was so

soft, the skin was like cotton.

Nelson. Cotton? Yeah.

What do you know about cotton?

Don't even go there. Don't even go there.

Don't even go there. Don't even go there.

Put it in there.

If you have as much fun watching as we had filming and doing the scene.

You're going to love Sonia and Ildiko. You're going to love them. Late. Anal,

problem. No problem.

DP,

no problem.

Okay.

And. See, she's smart. She knows to breathe deeply. No problem.

Sperm in the mouth is okay?

No problem.

Black boy, okay, no problem.

No, thank you.

Because they used to be.

Well, we're in Budapest. You realize the only reason why I had these two girls

is because I was injured, right?

There's only one reason why I had these two girls.

There's actually two reasons.

A, because my dick is big enough for both of them.

Or B, because Mr. and Mrs. Boyer has had a commission.

Or C, all of the above.

My boot is with C.

But here we are booted with... Just make me proud.

And... I don't have to stunt for anybody.

What are their names?

Sonia and... Say it to the camera.

Name? Your name?

Sonia. Your age.

Age? 21?

22?

18? 15?

12? 18?

23.

18. 19.

18.

No.

Thank you.

Oh, man.

You're fucking a fool to blow that in your ass like that.

Have you tried to argue?

No.

and very happy.

Okay.

Ugh.

It's Buddha paste.

The hospital built up.