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Oh, here it goes.
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Thank you very much. Thank you very
much.
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Welcome to the show. My name is Kenan.
All right.
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I don't see kale.
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Kale!
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Kale!
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What?
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Read it. Man, I don't want to read it.
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Why don't you... Uh...
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Ladies and gentlemen.
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Uh... Please join me in welcoming the
master of funk.
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The king of cool.
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And the lord of love.
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Here.
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Give me my shower.
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Come here.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, I was trying to make a big entrance,
you know.
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Yeah. Well, do you mind if we get the
show started, man? Oh, sure. Go ahead.
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All right.
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Now, our show tonight is about how when
I'm... See...
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There comes a time in a young man's life
where he realizes it's time to grow up.
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Come here.
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I'm sorry. You didn't see I was talking,
man?
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I'm sorry. Go ahead.
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Take that stuff off.
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See,
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there comes a time in a young man's life
when he realizes it's time to grow up.
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He realizes what's important in life,
like family, love, friendship.
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Kenan, what are you talking about?
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Whoa, man, I'm late for work. Catch up
with me later. See y 'all all right.
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Get in the car.
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Kenan, but we can't drive.
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Oh, here it goes.
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What's up, boss? You're late.
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Why do you always have to be late for
work?
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Well, I had a problem with my car, man.
You don't have a car.
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Well, that's the problem.
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Well, get used to it. You're not old
enough to drive a car.
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What?
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All right, I brought my stuff.
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Oh, good, man. Bring it over here.
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All right, now, how does this junk get
us any closer to getting a car?
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Look, I told you. I only got 400 bucks
saved up, so we're going to have to sell
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some of this stuff. I don't know. Buying
a car? I mean, what if we get in
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trouble? Why are you always concerned
about getting in trouble? Because you
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always get me in trouble.
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Look, man, do you trust me? No.
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is going to be having our own car.
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You know, no more waiting for the bus,
no more walking to school in the snow,
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huh? And we get to go out on a date.
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I don't want to date you. Not me, man.
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Girl. Oh, girl.
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What you got for us to say? I got a
broken telephone,
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my old toothbrush, teddy bear. This is
my teddy bear.
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What? I left this at your house in
second grade. Oh, Teddy, I missed you.
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Oh, will this be all for you, ma 'am?
Yes, thank you. All right.
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Want to buy a cactus?
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No. Teddy bear? No!
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Mom, I want to open the Google Puffs
now.
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You can open the cereal when we get
home, sweetheart.
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Now! I want to open them now! Now, now!
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Kid's pretty hungry, huh? Oh, no. He
just wants to win the Google Puffs,
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thing. Yeah, if you find a golden monkey
inside a box of Google Puffs, you win
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$10 ,000.
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Thank you very much. Come on.
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Any more back?
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No, we opened our 700 boxes.
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Kenan, I need you to help me unload the
melon.
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Who violated the Google
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Puffs? Didn't you feel the earthquake?
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There's no earthquakes in Chicago.
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Wind, sure.
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See, where... Be quiet.
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Kenan, this was coming out of your
paycheck.
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Now clean up these puffs pronto.
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Cal, you're fired.
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I don't work here.
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Well, see to it that you don't.
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Chris, calm down, man. You're twitching
again.
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Why must you always point it out?
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Two million Google Puffs. And all we got
is 12 Super Bowls, 12 packages of
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removable tattoos, and a bunch of circus
tickets.
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Heenan, come here quick.
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Man, what you do now, man?
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What comic books are these?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I'll get them out of here. No!
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Where'd you get these?
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Oh, they were my dad's. He gave them to
me when I was a kid, but... What are you
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up on, like, Skankator or something?
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Not Skankator.
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Skunkator.
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Half man, half skunk.
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From the planet Pew.
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These were the first scratch -and -sniff
comic books ever to make it to the U
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.S. of A. Here.
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first -generation, original, skunk
couture.
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These are worth thousands.
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What are you saying, man, that we can
get thousands of dollars for them old
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funky, nasty, smelly, fake comic books?
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Sure. My uncle's a comic book dealer.
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He'd buy these for sure.
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All right, I'll tell you what.
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You sell those for all that you can get,
and I'll give you, uh, 5%. All right.
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You want another whiff? No!
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Stop sniffing the comic book.
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Now, what time can you bring the money
back?
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Uh -huh.
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Right. Cool.
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Later.
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So, what'd he say, man?
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Who? Chris.
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Oh, he said he's gonna bring the money
by Saturday, 10 a .m. All right, cool.
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Let's pick out a car.
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Whoa, look at all those cars for sale.
Uh -huh.
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And, I mean, what was that?
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I don't know.
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Take the closet.
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Nah. You were spying on me again,
weren't you?
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Prove it.
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Hi, Cal.
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What's up?
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You look nice.
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Well, you know, I have been working out.
Excuse me.
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What did you hear in the closet?
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I couldn't hear anything.
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Good. Time for you to go.
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But why are you buying a car?
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Kyra, you will not tell Mom, Dad, or
anyone that we're buying a car.
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I'll tell Mom you broke the TV.
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But you broke the TV. That doesn't mean
I can't tell Mom you did it. I'm not
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scared of you.
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Come here. Come over here and do this.
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I want you to come over here and do
this.
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Kyra, please don't tell.
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For me?
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Okay, Cal.
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For you.
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Okay, bye -bye.
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See you later.
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All right, so what do we do, man? All
right, check it.
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See, we just post a message telling
people we want to buy a car.
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Then we just kick back and let the
sellers bring the cars to us.
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Now I just tell the people to bring the
cars here on Saturday anytime after 10 a
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.m. Bring the cars.
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Dinner time!
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Wait a minute.
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What are your parents going to say when
the people start showing up in here with
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cars on Saturday?
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We got to get them out the house.
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Well, how are we going to do that?
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No.
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You know I got sent to the principal's
office. I didn't. I just figured I had a
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50 -50 chance.
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Keenan! Huh?
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Hey, Sheriff.
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Didn't you say you wanted some more
water?
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No, I'm cool.
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Now do you want some more water?
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No, I'm cool. I'm kidding, baby.
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I'm all right.
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Now do you want to tell us why you were
sent to the principal's office?
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No, thank you.
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Okay. See, um, today in school, we had a
substitute teacher.
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And?
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And, um, well, you see, I sort of
accidentally, on
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accident, um, I glued her butt to her
chin.
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That's funny.
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That's not funny. Yeah, Keenan, that's
not funny.
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Keenan, I want you to apologize to that
woman first. thing in the morning. Yes,
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sir. You're getting too old for that
nonsense.
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It's just a joke.
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I'll get it.
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Hello.
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Huh?
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Radio station.
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Oh, hey.
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It's WHBQ radio. If I answer the next
question correctly, we win three tickets
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to the Chuckerson Saturday.
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Okay, what's the question?
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Um, um, the question is, um, uh, what
time is it?
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What time is it?
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It's, um, 7 .43! 7 .43?
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We won?
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Yes, we won!
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We won!
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We're going to the circus!
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Hey, everybody!
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So, is the doorbell broken?
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I got front.
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Kyra caught it first.
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Oh, man.
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Kenan will be back by three. Okay, don't
rush. Yes.
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Behave yourselves.
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Bye, Cal.
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Come on, Cal.
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Man, I thought that was never going to
leave. Yeah, all right.
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Chris better hurry up with our money. I
know.
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Just imagine.
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In a couple of hours, we're going to be
cruising in our new car.
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Hey, Chris, come here.
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Don't sit on the car, man.
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Hey, Chris.
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Yeah, I saw the message you guys posted
about when to buy a car.
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Mine's that green one across the street.
Ooh, not bad. Come on in, man. Let's
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go. Thanks.
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You know, now, it's 12 years old, but
it's in really good shape. I'd like to
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about 6 ,000 bucks for it. Ooh, 6 ,000.
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What, something wrong?
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In your ad, you said money was no
object.
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Not a problem, man. Sit down. We'll talk
some business. All right.
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Excuse me a moment. Okay.
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I brought the comic books to my uncle,
but as it turns out, your skunk -a
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had been overly scratched and nipped.
Oh, Chris!
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I couldn't help myself.
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You guys looking to buy a car? Yes.
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Yes, we are, but we're a little short on
cash right now. That's all.
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Oh. Well, uh, how much do you have to
spend?
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About $400.
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Oh.
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Come here.
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You like that car?
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Ooh, that's fresh. Why?
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Well, it's my mother's car, really, but
she's getting a little too old to drive
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it, you know? And it's worth a lot more
than $400, but, uh...
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I think it'll be all right.
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Hey, you guys are over 16, right? No.
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All right, then.
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Want to do it?
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You're serious?
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You're going to sell us that car for
$400?
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Yeah, sure. I got the title and
registration right here.
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You guys have the money?
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200 right there, man.
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Oh, see, I got the other 200 at home in
my underwear drawer.
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No problem.
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I'll just come and get the rest of it
tomorrow, and you guys can go ahead and
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take the car.
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You're just going to trust her?
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Yeah, sure. You work here. I know where
to find you.
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I'll hang on to the title till we settle
up.
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Congratulations.
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Bye, guys. Hey, enjoy that car. Yeah, I
will, man.
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Yeah.
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Ah!
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We got a car!
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We got a car!
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Yeah, we got a car!
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Say what? Say what?
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What have you done, and who did you do
it to?
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No, man. We got a car, man. Check it
out. C -A -R -A. Hey, whose blue car is
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that parked out front?
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His. Huh?
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Hey, Chris, man, you know we not old
enough to drive a car.
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Yes, officer, it's my car.
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Is there a problem?
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Yeah, it's in a no parking zone.
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Oh. And it's stolen.
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So
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you say
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the guy who sold you this car is coming
back tomorrow for the rest of the money?
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Um, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.
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All right.
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I'll tell you what.
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You help us nail this guy, and maybe I
can let you off the hook.
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I might be able to even get you your
$200 back.
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I think we can help you out.
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Okay. All good? Yeah.
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Bad boys, bad boys. What's that thing?
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That's a wireless microphone.
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It'll let us hear everything you're
saying.
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And where will you be?
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We'll be right across the street in that
van.
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Okay. Officer, what should I be doing?
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You know that Chinese restaurant on the
corner of 6th and Lincoln?
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Yes, I do. Then go get us some lunch.
This may take a while. All right.
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Okay, so, um, what's the plan?
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As soon as he hands you the title and
takes your money, you say the code line.
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Right.
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What's the code line?
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The code line is, the chipmunk has
pneumonia.
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Oh, what chipmunk?
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There's no chipmunk. That's the code
line. What happens when I say the
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has pneumonia?
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Well, that's our cue to rush in and
arrest the bad guy.
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Okay. I got it. Yeah.
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All right, kid. Good luck. Stay loose.
And remember, we're right across the
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street. Hey, don't go far, please.
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Thank you. The chipmunk has pneumonia.
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get the rest of the money.
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the chimp has a banana?
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Yes, I did.
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Why?
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I don't know.
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Well, looks like all 200's here.
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All right.
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The chicken has a fever.
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The choo -choo has a mucky fish.
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Come a, come a, come a chameleon.
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What are they saying?
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you should count the money again. No, I
don't think I should count the money
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again. Oh!
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Hey, hi, Kenan. Hey, son.
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Mom!
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Dad!
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What are y 'all doing here?
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We came to pick up some pistachio nuts
for your aunt's birthday.
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Uh, yeah, she has pneumonia.
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Pneumonia! Man, the chip might have
pneumonia!
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Don't call your auntie a chipmunk.
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And next time you buy a car, try to make
sure it ain't...
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Your daddy grounded us both till we 30
years old. Well, at least we were able
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to, uh, salvage most of the Chinese food
and... You still got the khakis?
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Man, can I help it if the Dumbo police
forgot to take them?
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What's my name? Tell me twice.
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Man.
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We still got the Chinese food. Get my
grab on. What the fuck?
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was recorded in front of a live audience
at Nickelodeon Studios in Orlando at
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Universal Studios Florida.
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