Original subtitles

From two dots, you get a straight line.

Simple and direct.

It's like throwing a punch.

When I think the time is right,

I use the most efficient way to solve a problem.

Not everyone will agree with me, but that's me.

I'm Fallon Zhu,

as in Jimmy Fallon and Fallon Fox.

A 145-pound kick-ass policeman.

I honestly did not do it.

I'm going to kill you, you little bitch!

Please don't hit me anymore!

"I am innocent, Ms. Ling."

I am innocent, Ms. Ling.

Get out!

Chloe Song, are you ready yet?

- How many times must I rush you? - Yes, I'm ready. Coming!

You took all that time for just makeup?

We're all set, waiting for you!

Do you think you're a superstar?

Hurry up. Run faster!

The director is waiting!

Yes.

Sir, I'm ready.

Hush. The director is thinking.

Hurry!

Are you done? Don't move!

- Is it ready? - Not yet.

- Hang on a minute. - Hey!

- Hurry! - Phone.

Hi, Chloe! Have you wrapped?

Just one more shot left. Are you out of bed yet?

Remember to get the money to my mom,

and be at the wedding studio before 1:00 p.m. or I won't marry you.

I'll be doomed if you won't marry me.

If you know that, then don't be late, please.

Also, I've got your suit ready in the wardrobe.

Remember to wear it, you hear me?

That's it! That suit!

What?

What the heck do you know about fashion?

Okay, I have to get back to work. See you later.

Bye.

Move.

Sir, aren't you just taking a close-up shot?

This will only work if it's one continuous shot.

One continuous shot?

No, I'm scared of heights.

- Can we wait for my double to get here? - I'll help you.

Here you go!

Why did you jump? The camera's not even rolling!

Again!

Lowell, Wayne! What a coincidence!

- There's an operation today. - We're just getting buns and milk tea.

- Need help? - Mr. Huang is hungry.

We're on our way to catch some crooks.

Need help?

- No. - It's just a small job.

Aren't you on leave? You're all dressed up!

I'm having my wedding photos taken today.

Remember to come to my wedding next month.

- Of course! - Congratulations!

Hey, stay safe.

Understood. What is the most important?

Staying safe!

You're eating pineapple buns again?

You will get fat easily.

I'm just going after a bunch of crooks today, not bank robbers.

- Do I look good? - Of course...

Not!

You look like a restaurant manager.

Are you taking your wedding photos with Chloe in a restaurant?

What the heck do you know about fashion?

People getting married are all crazy.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

Our privileged guest, please wait.

Why are there so many people?

Sir.

Sir!

Sir!

Calling Headquarters.

There's a van illegally parked at Queen's Road Central.

Please send a tow truck. Thanks.

Friend, do you have a lighter?

No. Try 7-Eleven down the road.

Thanks.

Idiot.

May I have your name, sir?

Shing Huang.

Mr. Huang, your date of birth is...

March 27th, 2000.

Sir, you do look mature for your age. ID number, please.

What do you want?

I am a Hong Kong Traffic Warden, Obstacle Huang, UI71337.

You have violated the parking regulations and will be fined 320 dollars.

You can settle it through online banking,

pay by cash, or you can remit the money by check.

Your driver's license, please.

I can sue you for obstructing a police officer engaged in duty.

May you perish in the line of duty.

Honey, it's me. I'm queuing up now.

So you haven't gotten the money.

I ran down the stairs immediately.

So it's my fault for rushing you?

No, I was slow.

Then are you done yet?

I told you I'm queuing.

So it's my fault now, is it?

No, it's my fault.

Our three very privileged customers...

Have you got the flu?

If you sign up for our "influ-surance plan"...

- The signal's dead. - Everyone, don't worry.

It's fine.

Help!

Mr. Jim!

Get down!

Take out your valuables and non-valuables, everything!

Take the money out of the vault!

I don't have a duplicate of the key.

Do you think I'm a fool?

- Take it out! - Quick!

Do you want to end up like him?

Don't hit my face!

No...

- Give me back my car. - Hey, buddy.

I just want to borrow your toy car for a bit.

Will you lend it to me?

- Why are you snatching his car? - Don't cry.

Don't take his car.

Kill him!

- Everybody was happy with chipping in. - This is crazy.

But you have to make me kill somebody.

Stupid restaurant manager, come out!

- It's the siren. Run! - Come out!

Quick!

Out of the way!

Hey, you. Wait!

Hold it there, stupid cop!

Police! Don't move!

- Is this the car? - Get in!

- I don't think so. - Whatever.

- Let's move! - Buddy, please let me go.

Don't hit me.

Shake him off!

Fallon Zhu?

Yes, he is still tackling the robbers.

Send assistance immediately.

Reduce casualty to minimal. Do not impact the civilians.

Shoot him down!

Yes!

Stupid manager.

Did you think I would give up easily?

Are you all right, Mr. Huang?

Fallon, be brutal. Beat them to death!

Let's get him!

Fallon, here's your chance.

Give him your death blow!

Stop the car! Right now!

Go to hell!

Who told you to be a bad guy?

I'll give you one last chance.

If you surrender now,

I will consider pleading to the judge for your commutation,

or you will end up like them.

You're the one who forced me!

Stupid cop, you're a dead man!

You just forced him to use his killer move!

You have now lost your final chance!

Banana Daily cares about everything, keeping you company 24 hours a day.

I am bringing this to you live.

We now see a great-looking bank robber

in a vigorous hand-to-hand fight with a groom.

The whole of Hong Kong supports you!

Yes, sir? What's up?

What?

A lot of people are watching? Extend the duration?

Roger that!

Let's help each other. Take this!

Let go!

A big hello to the viewers of Tomato Daily.

You must want to see what's going on.

Let's have a look.

A happy groom is in a hand-to-hand fight with an impoverished robber.

Let's take a look at the groom who is indulged in happiness.

And the robber is really impoverished-looking.

Why don't you two keep fighting? A lot of people are watching you live!

Hey, Baldie! You're in my shot!

- Hide your bald head! - Who are you calling Baldie?

- I am calling you, Baldie! - You dare say it again!

Robber, how are you feeling now?

You son of a bitch!

Groom, do you have anything to say?

To hell with it!

Speed up!

Hurry!

Banana!

I'm doomed.

Hang in there!

Are you all right?

Tomato, thank you for your concern.

The situation is quickly heading south.

It will impact the seven million civilians

- of Hong Kong anytime. - The police headquarters?

That's quick!

What's going on?

Get out of the way!

Get out of the way!

Yes!

Are you okay, sir?

Thank goodness, you're not harmed! I was so worried about you.

Fallon Zhu!

Wait a minute!

Today,

I rushed all the way from Shenzhen to Hong Kong

to have our wedding photos taken.

And what did you do?

You stood me up and you were doing a live broadcast!

What choices did I have when Shing's life was at stake?

I couldn't just watch him die.

- He is my buddy, and I am also a cop. - What cop?

Are you the only cop in Hong Kong? Are the other cops dead?

We've been together for more than ten years.

You promised you'd let me be the star for once.

And what happened?

I am now the laughingstock of Hong Kong. How will I face the world?

- It could be good publicity for you. - Publicity your ass!

You have never been promoted.

How can you support my living?

If you can, I shouldn't have to work anymore!

Hey, I keep telling you not to work.

Of course I can support your living.

Who will support me if I don't work?

I'll shut up.

- It's okay, speak. - No.

- I'll let you speak. - I don't want to speak anymore.

Speak!

Actually...

Why do you want to be an actress?

It's not even a proper job.

As an actress of a TV station,

you keep getting beat up again and again.

Why torture yourself?

You have only one expression from beginning to end.

What did you say?

Don't force yourself.

"One expression"?

"One expression"!

Let me show you ten expressions then!

Look.

You dare to hit me? You bastard, Fallon Zhu!

- But you hit me. - So you're being calculative.

I haven't even started yet.

Sure, let's lay all our cards on the table.

On my mom's 60th birthday, you jumped into the sea.

- I was saving lives. - Saving whom?

- And what did you wear to the party? - Swimming trunks.

It was the underwear I bought for you!

I was so embarrassed!

Do you think you're Superman? Will the earth stop spinning without you?

You're the one stopping the earth from spinning!

What is that supposed to mean?

You're more concerned about the bad guys than me.

Let me ask you. When did we meet?

- Answer me! Quick! - July 8th, 2006.

- What's my favorite color? - White.

- What are the name of my dogs? - Sunny, Dolly, Bobby!

- When did my parents meet? - October 7th, 1957.

How do you know that and I don't? That doesn't count.

Who is my favorite male star?

- Brad Pitt. - Wrong!

- Gary Oldman. Al Pacino. - Wrong!

Just last week you said you liked Al Pacino.

- You changed your mind in a week? - I don't like him anymore this week.

- Is that not allowed? - You're just messing with me.

I am messing with you. I even want to hit you!

Right now!

Be careful! Hey!

There are more than 30,000 policemen in Hong Kong.

Why did you have to crash the car into the Chief Superintendent?

You know he is petty.

He told me he wanted you out of the way.

I've tried my best to talk to him.

Tell me.

You should remember the incident with Tony and his two brothers.

It was at Nam Sang Wai.

I fought the three of them single-handedly

and destroyed the whole organization.

I did sweat blood on it.

But you also burnt down half the place.

Environmental protection groups have been complaining to him

about how you ruined the environment and killed the birds there.

What about the incident at Prat Avenue?

I had to face the enemy alone in the alley.

And I was only given a stupid baton.

That blond kid was a National Martial Arts Champion.

I almost died in that fight.

You got the wrong person.

- Don't try to deny it! - I'm not him!

It's you!

- I'm only wearing white! - It's you!

Why does this happen every time?

I crack the case and save the hostages, yet you get promoted and I get demoted.

The badges on my shoulders are yours too. Don't take it too seriously.

Now even my wife has left me.

What has become of the world?

I told you not to go after those TV stars. They're fickle.

An actress is a profession

that brings entertainment to people.

It is a respectable profession, okay?

That's still a second-tier TV star.

Anyway...

How long do I have to stay in that department?

Seven months?

Seven o'clock tonight.

Dinner at Fook Lam Moon to celebrate my promotion.

Don't be late.

Salute!

Don't worry about me.

Remember these three things.

Stick with your belief, maintain our professional image,

and work out all the time.

Fallon.

Staying safe is the most important.

Take care, everyone. Stay safe.

Don't worry, I will take over your cases.

Take care of yourself.

Here's another piece of news.

Next month, don't get me wedding gifts.

From now on, we can leave on time!

- Yes! - Yes!

Thank you.

All yours now, Mr. Zhu.

Why do we always go biking during the holidays?

Can't we go to the spa for a change?

Hey, I heard that the South Asian gang is rousing trouble again.

Reinstate me quickly.

I'm really worried that our men will be in danger.

Fallon, think about this.

If a hero has to destroy half the planet to save the earth every time,

has peace ever been restored?

What are you trying to say? Be specific.

Since you transferred, our colleagues have livened up.

I get into less trouble,

and everybody can leave on time and enjoy dinner at home.

The earth has to keep spinning.

Look at the beautiful trees.

Let's slow down and enjoy the view, okay?

There's no need to go so fast. It's not Tour de France.

It's important to go with the flow,

seek comfort, and enjoy life.

No, I'm going to throw up.

"Seek comfort and enjoy life"?

Bullshit!

Who will plant the trees then?

If no one is constructing, who will build the roads?

I'm not going to back down!

Go!

Hey! Who built this stupid road?

There is no shame in temporary failure.

As long as there is hard work,

even occasional setbacks should be glorified.

I didn't come up with that.

He did.

Golden Dragon Fist, movement four.

Dragon seeks path.

"Dragon whips its tail."

Dragon whips its tail.

You've been nominated for Worst Actress in Golden Berries Award again.

So? Do you feel the need to improve?

What the heck do you know about acting?

- Keep striving, Chloe. - Let's talk about your ex.

Has that "Jackass of the Century" called you recently?

- Actually... - Did you call him?

Actually, I don't like to talk about my love life.

Shall we talk about my work?

- I wish to expand my career to Japan-- - Hey, Dodo is over there!

FALLON ZHU

Hurry up, Fallon Zhu. I have to go out for lunch.

One moment.

Found it.

Is it this one?

Yes.

Great.

Great. All set!

- Stay safe! - I'm going to lunch.

Happy birthday to me

Happy birthday to

Fallon Zhu

What is the most important thing in life?

Staying safe.

- Good evening, Boss! - Good evening.

- Good evening, Boss! - Good evening, Boss!

- Good evening, Boss! - Good evening, Boss!

- Good evening, Boss! - Good evening, Boss!

Little bitch!

I'm going to kill you, you little bitch!

The contract of Tsukiji's management right transfer

will be ready next week.

You old moron had better sign it like a good boy.

Master!

- You're here, Shimakura. - Good evening.

Be quiet! I can't hear!

Come here and watch this.

Get her to join the opening ceremony at Tsukiji next week.

That's Yuji over there.

The one throwing the banana or the one catching it?

Are you messing with me? The thrower.

This Japanese guy is one of the injured in the bank robbery.

He is also a porn director.

Some blood stasis in his right brain is causing pressure on certain brain tissues.

It's not fatal, just a temporary loss of memory.

Hey, this way.

About this case,

the Japanese police have evidence

that he is involved in a car accident in Tokyo.

They want him extradited to Japan.

I am putting you in charge of this.

Here, the documents and air tickets. You'll leave the day after tomorrow.

So soon? Day after tomorrow?

You fool. The sooner the better.

If you can handle this, I can write a good report

- to have you reinstated. - Really?

- Of course. - Thank you!

- Here's your chance, Fallon. - I'm counting on you!

You know I always take good care of you.

Hey. Why are you running?

- What's going on? - Nothing.

- Where are you going? - Nowhere.

I'm not done talking. Hey!

Sir, we've been looking for you.

You haven't settled the fee for your checkup.

Don't worry, he'll settle it for me.

Fallon, get it done.

Don't get me into trouble.

Hey, I'm counting on you to get me my job back.

Thank you, Shing.

Sir, over here, please.

How much is it?

The total is 58,000 dollars.

The charge for hemorrhoidectomy has been waived.

I want candy!

- I want candy! - All right.

- Don't fight. - I want candy!

Hey!

Chloe, what a coincidence.

Fallon Zhu?

You've gained a lot of weight!

Have I?

- You've put on a lot of weight! - Just a little.

Am I really fat?

I almost couldn't recognize you.

I have been transferred

to the Evidence Room.

You know, I just sit there all day.

The longer I sit, the more I eat.

This is the outcome.

I will go on a diet when I get back.

Where are you going?

I have a job in Japan. How about you?

Me too.

Remember to be careful.

Don't try too hard, and most importantly...

Stay safe.

That's right, recently...

Congratulations! Your show has very high ratings.

I'm watching it too.

Thank you.

Dear passengers, thank you for waiting.

We are about to take off.

I have to get back to my seat. Bye.

Chloe!

Let's meet up for dinner some time.

Chloe.

The plane is about to take off.

This is my friend, Fallon.

And this is my client.

Mr. Fallon, nice to meet you.

Hi.

Okay. Bye.

Bye.

Good afternoon!

This is Mr. Endo. He is in charge of the extradition.

I am Maggie, the interpreter.

- Mr. Fallon, please. - Thank you.

Sorry.

Hey.

Did you fart?

- No. - Was it you?

Not me.

- It's you. - Not me.

- I haven't eaten anything bad. - What a nasty smell!

- He pooped in his pants! - No!

Let's go to the toilet.

- No problem? - I will take him there.

- Okay. - Come.

Mr. Zhu, would you like a drink? My treat.

Sure!

- What about you? - No, I'm okay.

Good. Thanks!

Mr. Zhu, is this your first visit to Japan?

No.

- You came with your girlfriend before? - Yes.

But we broke up.

It's past tense.

- Sorry. - It's okay.

I don't need to poop!

I know. It was me.

Go.

You're doomed!

Gosh!

Don't come to me!

Ouch! My neck!

In fact, being an interpreter is just a part-time job.

Actually, my real dream job...

is being a tap-dancer.

But I've changed my mind.

Now,

I'm more interested in being a helicopter pilot.

- Okay. - Oh, yes.

Hey, a nudist!

He ran away, Mr. Fallon!

Grab him!

My neck!

- Are you okay? - It hurts!

Such lousy luck!

Did it follow me to Tokyo from Hong Kong?

Move!

Hey!

Hey!

Stop!

- The car in front, stop! - Hey!

Mr. Endo, wait!

The fugitive at the back, please put on some pants!

- Come back! - Hey!

Shit!

That's my car!

AZABU POLICE STATION

Hello, Mr. Huang.

I am Maggie, interpreter for the Japanese police.

I'm Chinese.

I studied at University of Tokyo.

Not University of Beijing. It's University of Tokyo!

Excuse me.

I'm 22.

Hey.

- Excuse me. - Where is the best hot spring?

I like hot springs too!

- Mr. Huang. - What's up, Fallon?

Very good.

Everything is going fine.

Everything is going fine.

- Great. Did you get what I asked for? - Yes, face masks and slimming pills.

All on me.

But there is this one thing.

The...

The suspect got away.

He got away?

Shit!

- Listen to me. Don't worry. - How did he get away?

The suspect is only 150 pounds. How did you let him get away?

Do you want me to be with you in the Evidence Room?

How could you put me in such trouble?

- How could you? - The Japanese police are very capable.

They promised me

that they will get him back within the next two hours.

I will call you right away if there's any news.

You had better pray that they find the suspect.

- No problem. - Or you won't even keep your job!

- This is how good guys are repaid? - I will call you if there's any news.

Hello?

Ouch.

Chief.

Thanks for the effort.

- Mr. Fallon, sit down. - Did you find him?

Okay, come on.

Come, sit down.

Did you find him?

- He is gone. - What?

He's gone? What do you mean he's gone?

- Until tomorrow-- - No!

- I cannot go back to Hong Kong. - Okay.

- The Japanese force is very strong. - No, I don't understand your English.

I will be demoted. I don't want to sweep the street.

- I don't understand. Translator. - It's fine.

- Maggie, come here. - Maggie.

- They can't find him. - Yes?

- What now? - Your bag. Come on.

Hey, Mr. Endo!

- Hello? - They say they've lost the suspect.

Why did you lie to me? Damn you!

- How did you know? - I told him.

I'm warning you, Fallon Zhu.

- I know where you live. - Sir, listen.

- If you lie to me, you're doomed. - I will update you if there's any news.

I promise.

If I can't find him, I won't return to Hong Kong, okay?

- Yes, sir. Okay. - I got Thor to help you.

- If you need anything, let him know. - Okay.

- If you don't have money, ask him. - I'll take care of it.

- Remember his name, it's Thor. - Okay. Thank you, sir.

This is screwed up.

Mr. Endo, this is not my bag!

Excuse me!

- Fallon Zhu? - Who are you?

Thor!

Hello.

We finally got him.

Good. Bring him here. Sure.

See you later.

Ouch.

My fart can come in handy sometimes.

It's so stinky!

- You mean there? - Yes.

The chestnut stall is mine.

- That's right. - Is that Iron Palm?

Keep it up!

- I will work hard! - I will work hard!

Can I take pictures of it?

- Go ahead. - It's not hot.

They are never hot. It's fake, just for show.

As long as we make money, who cares? Everybody's happy.

I live upstairs. Let's go.

How can they do that? You don't have to do business like that.

What brought you to Japan?

I will tell you later.

I've been here for more than ten years.

Your boss Dirty Shing and I were buddies in the academy.

I used to be a cop in Hong Kong too.

My nickname was Hard Boiled.

Your nickname

is very famous in the field.

Dirty Shing told me everything about you.

No need to hear it from him.

Recently, I make headlines every day.

This is a great place.

It's a good thing I meet you today.

How about returning the 200,000 yen he borrowed?

What 200,000 yen?

He said you would pay me back for him.

I paid for all his expenses the last time he came to Japan with a girl.

That's not right.

He said I can borrow money from you.

You know I've lost my luggage.

Damn! He is definitely messing with us both.

There's no point jumping up and down.

You still have to pay me back.

No. I need to use the toilet. Where's the toilet?

Why didn't you say so? In the corner over there.

Welcome.

- Over here. - Hello.

- Welcome. - Hey.

- Welcome. - Hello.

Ma'am.

- One beer, please. - Sure.

This place is closed today.

Get out!

I am here to look for the owner.

Get out!

Get out!

- Get out. - All right, come again.

Hey.

Welcome.

Get the sake, quick!

I know you are here for the gambling money.

Please give me a few more days.

You have to pay what you lost betting on the soccer games.

Five days.

Four days.

Three days.

Pay up right now!

Please take the interest first.

Are you messing with me?

Do you want your business to close down?

Can you be a bit more rational?

How can I make money when you mess up my business?

How can I pay you back when I can't make money?

Give me the money now, idiot!

You idiot!

You can take my life, but there is no money.

Tear this place down!

Go for it!

Have some chestnuts, everyone, my treat.

It's delicious.

Sorry.

Who the heck are you?

What are you doing here?

Bastard, you can't hit him.

Only I can hit him!

- Let's talk it out. - What did you just do?

- Who do you think you are? - Go to hell!

- Die! - What are you doing?

What?

What is this?

- Hey! - I'm sorry.

What are you waiting for? Beat him up!

Hey, kid!

You guys can't even handle a kid!

- Don't hit him anymore. - Come on!

This all I have. Please take it for now.

It's not about money anymore!

- What do you think you're doing? - Stop fighting!

All of you, stand by the wall.

And show me your ID card.

What the heck are you saying?

Get him!

Shit.

Hey!

Get him!

Where are you running to?

Got to lose some weight when I get back.

Hey, don't move!

Out of the way.

- Hey. - Come up.

Hey, are you okay?

- I'm fine. - The cops are here.

Just in time. Let's go down.

- Tiger. - These cops,

they always arrive when the fight is over.

Just watch.

Over to you.

Let's go.

You're kidding me.

That's enough.

Director.

So we finally meet.

I didn't expect to be on the same flight with you.

I'm not sure if I'm the lucky one or you're the unlucky one.

The film you were shooting that day was quite a form of art.

No!

- Very good. - It was?

Cast a little more emotion from the heart on your son.

Action!

No! I will not give up my son!

Somebody is here.

Do you know how much one gram of this is worth?

Hey, what are you doing?

What's going on?

Me?

Wait!

There must be other evidence apart from the camera.

No.

I don't think so.

Do you like baseball?

Ouch!

Come on, speak!

You can't hide.

Wait!

Sorry, Mom.

- Mom... - Bullshit!

Stop!

I put it in the rice.

Why are you hitting me?

- I'm telling the truth. - Bullshit!

I clearly saw the cops and the gangsters. They were on the same side.

What has become of this world?

Where can you find the dirtiest cops? The cops in Japan are the dirtiest.

- They've always been on the same side. - Nobody cares?

We have to operate our business every day.

We can only tolerate them.

Business?

The cost of repairing this mess is worth three times the debt.

You're such a busybody.

It's all thanks to your friend!

What are you looking at?

Don't think you're a hero for saving my life once.

If you love saving lives, go and be a lifeguard!

You're stopping the earth from spinning.

Tiger.

- Come here! What are you doing? - No.

I want to learn kung fu from Fallon.

You don't have to.

I saw your skills just now. You're a great fighter.

- He is a good fighter. - Fighting?

You just let people slap you around.

Why didn't you fight back?

Are you a man?

- Ma'am. - You shut up!

Go!

Go! Scram!

Tiger, come here.

Bye.

Aunt.

This is from Thor.

Tiger is her nephew.

His parents were killed in a car accident.

So she wanted to stay in Japan to take care of Tiger

and wouldn't return to Hong Kong with me.

She also said since she could not give me a family,

we should just break up.

You know women never mean what they say.

So I just stayed here with her and waited. It has been ten years since.

Why do you always have a cigarette and not light it up?

She said I look really cool like this.

But she is afraid I would die from smoking.

So I always just hold it in my mouth and never light it.

I know your nickname.

Jackass of the Century!

How can you believe Banana Daily?

How could you? Never ever believe it.

I've seen a lot of your celebrity girlfriend's shows.

Her acting skills...

Different people, different views.

But she is quite pretty.

A girl with such a pretty face has no reason to fall for you.

- Hey. - What?

Seriously.

Let me show you some real stuff.

This is me.

Eight-pack. Back then at Prat Avenue,

I fought that blond kid single-handedly with just a baton.

- You should've heard of that before. - That's impressive.

Time for bed.

Mr. Zhu, the Japanese police finally found Yuji at Tokyo Bay.

Mr. Fallon.

- Thanks for the effort. - What's up?

This is your answer.

Here.

A dead body floating in Tokyo Bay.

Don't you find it unusual?

We found cocaine on him.

The cause of death was drowning due to drug overdose.

And we found his suicide note.

He committed a crime and fled to Hong Kong,

but was extradited back here.

He committed suicide to escape punishment.

Mr. Endo said it's suicide.

That's it?

Japanese people are actually very long-winded.

Okay.

He could have committed suicide in Hong Kong if he wanted to.

Why did he do it in Japan?

There's a Chinese saying.

"When the leaves turn yellow in autumn, they will fall off."

Fallen leaves return to their roots. Home sweet home.

His whole body is bruised, but it's not swollen.

The body was found in less than eight hours.

Plus the water temperature was close to freezing point.

That's why the body is not swollen.

It was freezing cold.

Dude, his eyes are crossed and his lips are protruded.

There must be grievance involved.

All is over, okay?

All right, go back to Hong Kong.

- That's right. - Bye.

- Okay. Thank you. - Okay.

Thank you.

- Bye. - Bye.

Mr. Endo.

Your hat.

Get a new one.

Don't touch it!

The Japanese police have found him.

Why do you care if he's dead or alive?

Go back to Hong Kong.

But return me the money first.

Don't always talk about money. You are Hard Boiled.

Never give up so easily.

Do you know how many Yujis there are in the whole of Tokyo?

You've knocked down more than 30 doors in one morning.

That's enough.

Is this really that guy's house?

Let's take a quick look and leave.

I'm starving.

I'm sure I can find some lead.

There's got to be a clue somewhere.

Did you find anything?

I found a banana.

What did I tell you?

Don't give up so easily.

Find something to hit it!

That's animal abuse!

Get him off!

Hey! I'm dying!

Quick, hit him!

- Doggie, go! - Get him off!

Don't make me do it the hard way.

Get something to hit him with. Now!

Why did you hit me instead of the dog?

He's got my butt!

Good boy!

Good boy!

Good boy!

Stay! Good boy!

Stay!

Stay!

Bad boy!

Thor, are you okay?

I'm alive, but my butt is messed up.

OKONOMIYAKI HONJIN

How long have you been a cop?

More than ten years.

And you are still in this state after so many years?

Why?

For other people, they would at least be an inspector.

Different people, different aspirations. I'm happy now.

Fallon.

- It's fixed. Here. - Smart boy.

The phone had been soaked in water.

The files that could be retrieved are saved in there.

But there is still a video file that can't be opened.

I need some more time to fix it.

Isn't this Tsukiji?

I'm familiar with that place. I can take you there.

Thank you for the great performance.

That was Taiko Drum Group.

Let's give them a round of applause.

May I invite the organizer of the event, Mr. Shimakura, to give his speech.

- Chloe! - Isn't that your...

- Right? - Yes.

She does look prettier in person.

- Thank you everyone for coming. - We are on a job. Please be professional.

- Let's go. - Let's welcome the special guest today,

Ms. Chloe Song.

- Hurry up. - What are you doing?

- Hasten up. Why are you wasting time? - Hurry up.

Hurry up, load the fish in the car.

- Load it up there! - Hey!

One fish is missing. Where did it go? Look for it!

- Find it! - Let's go!

Why am I getting high from eating it?

What fish is this?

There's the fish!

Hey!

This is delicious!

Hold it there, you bastard!

Stop!

Stop right there!

You bastard!

Are you okay, Thor? What happened?

Why did they beat you up?

- You bastard! - Get down.

- Stop! - Stop right there!

Hurry!

- Thor. - Hold it!

Come on!

Hey!

Hold it!

Thor! Wait for me!

Ready...

Are you okay? Wake up.

All right. You want to fight, huh?

Come on.

What are you doing?

- Grandpa, let me handle this. - Fallon Zhu!

Come on.

- Fallon Zhu! - Come!

- What are you doing here? - Chloe.

It's fine, everyone. There's no need to panic.

That's the fatty that was messing with us at Kabukicho.

- Chloe, we were beaten up. - I'm on a job. What are you doing?

- They're all gangsters! - What do you want?

Police! Somebody, help me. Somebody!

Hey!

Are you responsible for this?

He almost killed my grandfather!

You and this bullshit!

- I'm going to call the police. - I'm Hong Kong police.

You're a bad guy. I'm a good guy.

- I don't care what you say. This... - Somebody!

- This... - Chloe.

- I know who you are. - Wait.

Just get out of my town.

You may look like Nicholas Tse, but I would've arrested you in Hong Kong.

Moshi moshi!

Please wait. Sorry.

Chloe, listen to me.

You listen to me.

- He is my boss. I'm on a job here. - Listen to me.

- He's a gangster. - I know!

- He's a gangster. - I'm here to work. I have my bottom line!

This is my first time on a stage overseas.

Will you be happy when nobody wants to hire me anymore?

I don't want anything to happen to you.

- Just hear me out one last time. - Why should I?

Why can't you hear me out one last time?

I always listen to you. I always give in to you.

I don't need you to give in to me.

What I need is respect.

Chloe.

- Leave. I'm working here. - Okay.

- I beg you, leave now. - Okay.

Look, we are friends. I just want to tell you this.

I don't want you to be involved with these bad guys, okay?

You think about it. Thor, let's go.

Thor!

He misses you.

- What are you doing here? - Mr. Endo.

- Triads! - Mr. Higashino, good to see you!

Mr. Shimakura, how are you? We're sorry.

- All right. Get in the car. - You are in it together.

Understood.

- Get in the car. - Okay, I understand.

I understand too.

Gosh, this guy is so troublesome.

You're making everybody work overtime.

Start the car.

Hurry up and start the car!

I'm so sorry.

Sorry.

Everyone, sorry for this inconvenience.

Everything is fine now. Please take care.

- Everything is fine now. - Sorry.

What a troublesome guy.

Mr. Endo said the Higashino Group will not press charges against you.

About the drugs,

the Japanese police have known it all along.

But there's no evidence.

Do you believe me?

It doesn't matter. This is Japan.

I'm sorry.

Thanks for bailing us out.

Cut the crap.

Am I really a 250-pound policeman

that stops the earth from spinning?

What I've always believed to be right are actually wrong.

Am I Superman

or am I the monster?

From now on, we can leave on time!

- Yes! - Yes!

If you love saving lives, go and be a lifeguard!

How could you put me in such trouble?

Do you want me to be with you in the Evidence Room?

Go back to Hong Kong.

We've been together for more than ten years.

Ten years!

I just want to have a stable life.

Can you give me that?

There are many things you can do in life.

You don't have to be an actress, right?

You have only one expression from beginning to end.

Don't force yourself.

- He's a gangster. - Will you be happy

when nobody wants to hire me anymore?

You promised you'd let me be the star for once.

I have to talk to you.

Can you get out first?

Sure.

Don't just walk away. Explain to me.

What don't you understand? It's simple.

I'm selling the restaurant and moving back to Hong Kong with Tiger.

Are we breaking up again?

We have broken up years ago!

I've waited for you for more than ten years.

All I get is two words, "break up"?

You're doing very well now. I see you are back in business.

You ruined my restaurant two days ago. Today, you wrecked the fish market.

You want to play Hard Boiled?

Why don't you sell the chestnut stall,

put some panties over your head,

- and pretend to be Superman? - Don't insult my previous career.

- I was Hard Boiled. I wasn't pretending. - All right, enough.

I will sell the restaurant and pay you back the money I owed you.

Then we don't owe each other anything.

Do you think it's just money? You owe me much more than that!

Why do you keep saying things the other way around?

Okay, let's solve our issues once and for all.

Let's do it. Bring it on!

You always boast about how good your chestnuts are.

Bullshit!

That blond guy never takes his job seriously.

If I didn't watch him all the time, would your chestnuts be delicious?

And don't think that everybody loves to play mahjong with you.

The Japanese women on this street refused to come unless I paid them.

They say you have the worst attitude.

- People queue to play with me. - Stop quarreling.

Have you considered my feelings?

- What feelings? - What feelings?

Hey.

Don't do this, okay?

What's the matter?

Look. I've been there.

Excuse me for being nosy, but I have to say this.

This idiot

is obviously crazily in love with you.

He may be a bit too fat and a bit too ugly.

No offense.

But really, he is one of a kind!

And as for you?

I don't think you have no feelings for him.

Else, you wouldn't have helped him with the chestnuts.

When he was beaten up the other day, you looked so worried.

Everyone could see that. Right?

I just want to say this.

In this world,

not many can wait for another person to love him for more than ten years.

I'm right.

Remember.

Fighting is part of the fun.

- Don't give up on Thor. - Hey, don't leave.

You take care of them.

Never give up.

- Right! - You really sold the restaurant?

- At such a cheap price too. - That's quick!

- Look for another one then, idiot. - What happened?

Good luck!

Hey.

What do you want now?

Let's go for some ramen.

Cheers.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

Thank you.

- Chloe. - Cheers.

- Cheers! - Cheers!

Faster!

- Is it like this? - Like this.

Cheers.

Chloe.

I have something to say to you.

We haven't seen each other for so long.

Let's not talk tonight.

- Let's just drink. Okay? - Okay.

- Okay. - Come.

I have something to say to you.

About that night...

I've thought about the things you said.

Which night?

That "publicity your ass" night.

The "publicity your ass" night.

- I know my limitations. - Hey.

- Don't overthink it. - I know I don't have the talent to act.

That's crazy.

You are the most popular actress these days.

The entertainment industry needs pretty girls like you

with a nice body

and great acting skills.

You have so many fans.

I know you paid them to be my fans.

Well, not every single time.

I was just kidding.

I'm joking. Let's drink. I said something wrong again.

The truth is, we love each other so much.

But why do we keep fighting all the time?

We didn't fight.

We were just communicating.

Shall we start again?

We break up and get back together

again and again.

The problem is as long as you're still a cop,

I would feel very insecure.

- When I feel insecure, I lose my temper. - I'll quit.

- I will quit. - Stop fooling around!

I will quit.

I can start a business like this.

I have a pair of hands and legs. Why not?

Right?

You promise?

- I promise. - It's a deal!

It's a deal!

Deal, okay?

- Okay. - Keep your promise!

Come.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

Cheers!

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- Cheers! - Cheers!

Cheers!

- Cheers! - Emergency earthquake alert.

Please be cautious of the strong tremor.

Emergency earthquake alert.

Please be cautious of the strong tremor.

Is everybody okay?

I'm all right.

Is everybody okay?

Thank you.

No problem?

Is everybody okay?

Okay?

Good.

Everyone's all right.

An earthquake happened.

We should never come to Tokyo again.

Are you hurt?

Are you?

Where are you hurt?

Did you mean what you just said?

Yes, I did.

You're lying.

You can't quit.

You won't be happy if you're not a cop.

In this world,

there are lots of people

who need good cops like you.

But I am not one of them.

- Hello. - Fallon, what have you done?

A corpse floating in Tokyo Bay. A fight in Tsukiji Market.

Were you going to tell me

- Listen, Shing. - after you wreck Tokyo Tower?

- Shing. - No.

Come back to Hong Kong at once.

Do you want the earth to completely stop spinning?

Moron.

Did you hear what I said? Hello?

Listen to me, Huang Shing.

I'd rather be a moron

than be sorry for the rest of my life. And...

Nobody can stop the earth from spinning, okay?

Are you talking back to me?

You're the moron.

I got information.

An informer said a copy of that video is in the hands of Thor and his friend.

What are you waiting for then?

Leave the Tsukiji market issue to me.

I'll handle it.

Okay, Grandpa?

Just sign this.

- Hey, Shimakura! - It's fine.

All right.

Are you kidding me?

Sign it!

You'd better sign it!

Do you want to die?

Sign it. Now!

Hurry up!

Sign it!

Good...

Afternoon...

I only came to say goodbye!

Come here, bitch!

Help!

Help!

You know, you're only here because my grandfather loves you.

But now, he's dead.

Bastard!

Did you think I was lousy?

I'm a professional actress.

How dare you call me a bitch?

Bastard!

Thor, do you know where Fallon is?

I've been looking for him for a while.

I haven't seen him.

I fixed that video file.

If there's nothing else, I'll help Aunt with her delivery.

Give this to her.

Okay.

Do you know how much one gram of this is worth?

Where is your answer?

- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.

Hey, what are you doing?

Welcome back.

Fallon, where are you?

We managed to open the video file.

It's evidence of their criminal activities.

Where's my jacket?

Keep it up.

Hey, Ganbatte!

Why did you take my phone?

With this, I'm going to be rich!

I cook chestnuts for you every day.

So much that my hands are blackened!

You bastard!

Speak Chinese!

Keep it up!

Charisma, the phone contains criminal evidence.

With that, we won't need to sell the restaurant!

- Run! - Hey!

The evidence is over here!

Go to hell!

- Stop right there! - Stop!

Stop! Hey!

- Hey! - Stop!

Stop!

Don't let her get away!

We must get the phone back!

I found her!

The phone and your gambling debt.

Hand them over to us now.

Charisma, go!

Go!

I fry!

Stop!

- Charisma. - Are you all right?

I'm fine. I'm Hard Boiled.

How dare you mess with us?

Are you okay?

Wait!

It's you again!

- Thor. - I'm fine.

I just got stabbed.

What are you doing?

I thought if I light up a cigarette, I will look cool even if I die.

Men who don't smoke are the coolest.

Why didn't you tell me sooner?

- Charisma. - What do you want to say?

I think you should call an ambulance for me.

I will make them pay for this.

No one will be spared.

Come on!

- Hey! - Get him!

Hey!

Hey, you!

Get him!

Where are you going?

Stop running!

Stop!

Get him!

Hey, stop!

Sir.

- You've arrived at the right time. - It's fine.

- There was a big fight out there. - No problem.

- Not to worry. - There was a big fight.

Everything is normal. Let's wrap it up.

Everything is normal.

Hey!

Stop!

How annoying.

Who do you think you are?

Are you Superman?

No. You are little monster.

Pocket monster!

You're the monster.

No! You're the monster.

He must be involved in Yuji's death.

What?

Really?

You and Shimakura

are in collusion.

You were a triad member right from the start.

Do you have any evidence?

You!

Get back to Hong Kong!

This is Japan.

Sooner or later, you'll pay for this.

Then before karma hits me, let me tell you this.

I was the one who planned out everything.

I was the one who farted in the car

and handed Yuji over to Shimakura.

Do you think you are the reincarnation of Bruce Lee?

- Have you seen Way of the Dragon? - What are you saying?

Bruce Lee is like this.

You look nothing like him.

Bruce Lee didn't wear a wig!

I'm going to report you to the supervisor!

What are you filming?

You idiot interpreter.

I hired you because it is beneficial to me.

Stop doing meaningless things.

You're fired!

I quit!

Ouch!

- I hate you! - Don't go!

- Ouch! - Hey, you! Wait!

Stop!

That way.

You asshole!

Get him!

Ouch!

Hey, come on!

You little bastard!

- Stop! - Yes!

- Yes, you keep running! - I'll get you!

Stop!

Ouch!

Karma.

- Chloe, where are you? - Sorry to disappoint you.

It's Shimakura.

I want the phone.

If you don't bring your ass over here,

you're going to see your girlfriend fall off the Tokyo Tower.

As long as she is safe.

Here.

Chloe.

Chloe.

Chloe!

Mr. Fallon.

I'm glad you got my invitation.

- Keep it up. - I reserved this place for you.

What you want is here.

You bastard!

Fallon!

Fallon, don't die.

Don't you die! Are you okay?

What will I do without you?

I promise I won't force you to watch my shows anymore.

I won't make you give money to my mom.

What do you want to say? Say it!

You are kneeing my private part.

I'm sorry.

- Here you go. - I thought you were dying.

Luckily, the bullet just scratched the surface.

Chloe.

I am very disappointed in you.

What do you see in this fat bastard anyways?

- What? - What do you see

in this fat ugly bastard?

- I'm fat, huh? - You're saying he's fat?

- I like fat guys, so? - Yes!

Yes! Look at you!

- You're like a little... - Toothpick.

Yes, toothpick.

- Toothpick! - Yes, toothpick.

I don't know why you do this to me.

I'm a Japanese yakuza.

You're from Hong Kong.

Why are you in my life?

Go to hell!

Are you bored of living?

Chloe!

Are you all right, Chloe?

Be careful!

- Chloe! - Hey!

Come on!

Bitch!

- Yes! - Come on.

Hurry...

Everyone at the restaurant!

Please surrender immediately.

The police will be in force shortly.

You will be arrested!

Fallon, I flew to Japan to back you up.

Don't worry. We will do this together as a team!

You idiot, you're finally here.

Maggie baby, why is the Japanese police so efficient this time?

Mr. Zhu uploaded all the evidence on the Internet.

You know, CNN, YouTube, Facebook, WeChat.

Everyone can see it.

You know the Japanese, they really like the face.

Yes, but I really like my life.

Can you slow down? We still have to go to a hot spring.

Watch out!

Fallon!

Catch!

Come on.

Fallon!

Fallon.

- Fallon! - Come on.

Get over here!

Be careful, Fallon!

Catch this, Fallon!

Fallon, beat the hell out of that little toothpick.

Come on!

Watch out behind you, Fallon!

Where are you going?

I'm going to die!

Shing, are you okay?

Did you buy your license from Taobao?

"Buy"?

I got my license yesterday.

Fallon, how much longer are you going to be fighting?

Get it over with! I'm having trouble over here.

Wait!

Yes!

You lose, man!

I'm a toothpick...

Please.

Yes!

Watch out!

Yes! He works for me.

Okay, everything's fine.

Stop talking.

What are you doing?

I'm not talking.

I know that. I told you not to talk.

So what did you want to say?

It's my fault.

Maybe not every time.

That's enough!

Fallon, the Japanese cops will be here soon.

If they catch you,

you will be interrogated until the next century and never return to Hong Kong.

Let's get going!

Let's go. Hot spring, here we come!

Okay!

It's okay.

Don't be afraid!

Just hold on to me tightly!

I will never let go again this time!

As long as we stay safe!

Not too tight! Don't choke me, Chloe!

Don't choke me!

Now, I see that apart from straight lines,

there are shapes like curves, circles, and squares in this world.

As in our everyday lives,

we shouldn't use just one way to solve every problem.

As long as we know how to forgive and respect others,

being fat or thin doesn't make any difference.

It's like water.

Whatever shape you put it in, whatever shape of the water will be.

Did the 250-pound Fallon Zhu invent this metaphor?

Does it matter?

Like this.

Do it like this.

"So cold."

And then like this.

It's...

- Where are you? - I'm on my way.

I have no money. You can take my life.

Mr. Zhu, hurry up.

No. I'm so sorry.

Are you okay?

Gosh.

That's silly.

It won't move. It's just about right.

Cut.

No. You're lying.

Like this.

So stupid.

Right?

That would be funny. Do you get it?

- Look at that. - He's flying.