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I'm really grateful for you making time for me. I know you're really busy and

you have a lot of people, a lot of the cards coming in, but I don't know what

do. I'm at the end of my rope. You need to stop and take a breath really quick.

You have a lot going on right now and the spirits are telling me that you need

to find silence.

So try to find that.

I'm just good.

But how will the cards go? I'm at the end of my rope. Okay, I hear what you're

saying, but just trust that the cards will reveal everything that you need to

know. Okay?

So how would the card work exactly? Would you know my future?

Okay, you have so much going on with you right now, so I need you to put your

hands on the table for a second.

Okay. I need you to close your eyes with me and take a deep breath in, okay?

Make sure you get a good exhale. Now inhale.

No, one more time.

Is that better?

Yeah. Okay.

So, Nicky, what are you looking to answer today?

Well, for starters, I guess having a lot of trouble

Having... Some issues in the bedroom?

Look, the cards are going to reveal all anyway, so you might as well just be

open and honest as you can be.

Okay, um... I've been having a lot of trouble finding any kind of fulfillment

back. I've had a number of partners and... A

lot.

Well... I feel like we can definitely find the answer to what you've been

seeking and get you on the right track.

Okay.

I need you to pick three cards from me.

Okay.

Can you

reveal them for me?

Alright.

Don't be nervous.

Wow.

Am I going to die?

You actually got a beautiful card.

The lover is right here.

This signifies that you're going to meet somebody.

There's going to be a coming together.

And that is a fantastic thing.

What about the devil? The devil is bad.

I need to calm down again.

The devil can be a bad thing sometimes.

But in this case, I think that it's signifying.

Maybe desire and obsession.

Maybe taboo.

Have you been trying new things in the bedroom?

You know, missionary, you know, some more.

I think the spirits are calling for you to get into something a little bit more,

how do I say, naughty.

Naughty? Yeah. And the Knights of Juan.

That signifies you.

Me? Yes.

Young, strong, full of life, a strong, hard staff.

You got a strong, hard dick, Nikki?

My dick?

Yes.

The staff is my dick? Yeah, the staff is your dick. Don't be such a prude,

Nikki. I told you the cards will read everything.

Okay.

So let me ask you to do something real quick.

I want you to pick...

A stone on the table that your energy is calling to.

Okay.

Now which one is it?

This one, yeah.

This one is actually perfect.

See, I think that you need an unblocking of your root chakra.

And there are plenty of ways to do that.

Wait, what the, what?

I told you we have to unblock your root chakra, so.

This is going to help me clear my root chakra? Oh, yeah.

I told you you're going to need me very soon.

To fill all of those.

Yeah?

How about you come over here and help me?

Okay, sure.

Just like grab it and... Okay.

With the bed on it.

Oh, that's it.

Oh,

fuck.

So I guess the cards really don't lie, huh?

I feel so esoteric.

Well, you have to look deep within.

Deep within.

I'm going to look at the window.

Okay.

Okay.

Wow.

This is going to help, huh?

Yeah.

Now, please insert the stone.

Insert? I will.

do missionary.

It seems like you're into the taboo play.

I'm just a happy camper just trying to sort out my issues.

Oh, you're doing such a good job.

a good job.

Oh, I think we're going to be able to get you down your spiritual path today.

So, like, I need to be a little naughtier?

Uh -huh.

That's what the spirits are telling me.

Well,

give it a good one. A good thing.

Now let me see that wand of yours.

This one?

No.

Oh. This one. Oh.

I feel like I can already feel you

I feel

like

you're doing wonders for my root chakra.

Oh.

Fuck. Oh my god.

large.

enlightenment oh my god why does that get

your dick harder

I kind of like these beers.

Oh, see, you don't...

I've never had sex like this before.

Oh,

God.

the spirits are telling me that you have to fucking pick how do you want it next

you have to assert your masculinity and take what you want

Usually I start with a pussy.

Usually I end with it.

Fuck, that's okay.

He goes cross -eyed in his bed.

root chakra to unload.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Clear that blockage out.

I'm sick.

That was a lot of blockage.

Well,

it was lovely meeting you, and you can stop by any time if you have another

blockage. I think I'm going to have a lot of blockages because my lifestyle is

entirely toxic.

Well, my door is open.

Sounds good.