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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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Children, you've been extra good,
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so you've earned
a very special field trip.
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Get ready for the best day
of your lives at the Waterpark…
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[students cheering]
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-…Museum of Late Victorian Textiles.
-[students groaning]
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[groans]
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I saw the word "waterpark"
and got too excited to read
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the rest.
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The entrance hall carpet
is a reproduction of an original
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that Mr. Waterpark saw
on a trip to Utrecht.
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Any guesses as to its ornamentation?
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[grunts]
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Anyone?
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Wilton. It's a Wilton pattern.
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You're the first person
that's ever gotten that.
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And a docent never forgets her first.
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[chuckles]
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[students] Ew.
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Kids, you've seen the foyer.
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Now let's visit the demi-foyer.
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[students groan]
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Well, there's only one cure
for this type of boredom.
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A Gilded Age home invasion.
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[laughs]
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Nope. Nope.
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Nope.
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Ugh. There's gotta be something fun
in this dust dungeon.
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Hmm?
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-Whoa.
-[♪ dramatic music plays]
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Something.
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Don't be afraid to feel the perforations
on this Edwardian sable felt.
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I'm not afraid.
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Psst.
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[♪ dramatic music plays]
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[all] Something.
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[students giggling, cheering]
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I'm making it snow
over the lighthouse in St. Augustine.
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Snow globe fight!
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[students laughing, screaming]
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Hmm, this brocade.
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I've never felt such a luxurious warp.
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Twiddle the weft.
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-[glass shattering]
-[Bart]
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Eat globe!
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[gasps]
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My charges.
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[students clamoring]
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[yelps]
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[groaning]
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This horseplay stops now.
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Globes down.
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-Heads-up.
-Raise
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my head?
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Heard and understood.
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[glass shatters]
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[Skinner]
Oh, these past weeks have been difficult.
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Five eyeball surgeries. Two lid grafts.
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Now I have rods, but no cones.
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But I have a purpose.
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Even though it's the last day
before spring break,
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I had to come back
so I could say the words
every principal dreams of saying.
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You are garbage parents.
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Garbage parents?
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Even me?
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Yes, both of you spawned
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that snow-globe-hurling monster.
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[both groan]
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He said, "Heads-up."
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And I raised my head accordingly.
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[both gasp]
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Please, Principal Skinner.
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Bart's not a bad kid.
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If only you could see
my special little guy the way I do.
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Come on, Marge.
Bart's the
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devil, and you know it.
Anyway, it's your fault for taking
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an amped-up psycho like that
to a water park.
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It wasn't a water park.
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Oh, I didn't read past the first word
on the permission slip.
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All you parents are the same.
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Take credit when your kids succeed
and make excuses when they fail.
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It's disgusting.
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It's because of parents like you that…
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[over PA] …I hate children!
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[sobs]
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[clears throat]
Disregard. Have a nice spring break.
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Mother, I'm home.
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[Agnes] Dear Seymour,
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I'm sorry I didn't visit you
in the hospital.
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Oh. No mother wants to see her son…
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period.
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I'm going to Atlantic City with Jasper.
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It'll be a month of nonstop poker,
and we might get some card playing in too.
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[chuckles]
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Wink, wink.
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Ha!
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Must be nice to be able to wink.
[sighs]
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Just as well.
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I have a whole spring break
to do what I wanna do.
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[crickets chirping]
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Ah. Textbook requisition forms
and room temperature Mr. Pibb.
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This is the high life.
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-[loud clattering]
-[stammers]
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Who goes there?
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[clattering continues]
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[skittering]
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That's no who.
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It's a what.
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[Willie]
Go away. I'm about to score with my wife.
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But there's a creature loose
in the school.
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Why didn't you say so, man?
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Our Scottish Scrabble game can wait.
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[♪ bagpipe music plays]
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Now go kill a frightened,
defenseless animal
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that stumbled into the world of man.
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[♪ dramatic music plays]
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[thudding]
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The creature.
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[♪ dramatic music continues]
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I'm a ghost of a kid who died long ago
when kids used to die all the time.
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A specter!
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Those weren't dog bones
I found in the sandbox!
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You're no apparition.
You've been living
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in my library.
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Living in a library?
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[scoffs]
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That's sick, man.
How can you say that to a little kid?
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Now get off my lawn.
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A student holing up in the school.
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How can I live this down?
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A blemish like this
on my permanent record.
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[laughing]
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What the hell is coming out
of your eyes, you freak?
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It's whimsical snow.
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I recognize you.
Your name is Hub.
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You're a student here.
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This blatant infraction
is going directly into
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your file.
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Well, good luck with that,
sparkle tears. I'm not in there.
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You're not enrolled?
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But I've seen you.
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You're in Ms. Peyton's class.
One of those kids that sits
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in the back between Eyeglasses Girl
and Bucktooth Boy
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and never speaks.
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Good Lord. You've been pretending
to be a student
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so you could live at the school.
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[mocking] So you could live
at the school.
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Live at the school.
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[garbled mocking] …school.
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Where are your parents?
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Where are your parents?
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My mother's with Jasper,
and my father's ashes are
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in a bag in the upstairs sewing room.
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Now come clean.
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Seymour, what the devil is going on?
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Look out!
It's your pimp.
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He's not my pimp.
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I've got this, sir.
I'm calling Child Services.
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You do, and I will cut you like a bitch.
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[gasps]
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If the state learns a runaway child
has been squatting here,
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they'll turn this school
into a Spirit Halloween store, okay?
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You keep this child under your
supervision
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until you locate his family
and return him to them.
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I'm going back to bed.
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The next time
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I see you, you better have my money…
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requisition forms
for next year's textbooks.
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You can tell he really values you.
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Don't get comfortable.
You're only here till I find
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your parents.
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Look, Principal Skinner, you're not going
to find them.
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They're dead.
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Oh, my Lord.
I'm so sorry.
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It was horrible.
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Their hot-air balloon drifted over
North Korea on Kim Jong-Un's birthday
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and was hit by a celebratory ICBM.
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-[muffled laughter]
-Outright fibbery!
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Oh, my God. You are so dumb.
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How did you live this long?
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You don't give me respect,
then you don't get any.
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You are not leaving
Mother's
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sewing room until…
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[gasps, grunts]
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Give me strength, Papa.
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Get back in here.
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Aw. But I was gonna go out
and find America.
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[groans]
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This was fun, but I gotta go.
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You've been a great host.
Five stars.
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[sighs]
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It's time to swallow
my pride and ask for help.
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[doorbell rings]
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Marge, a man is here.
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Principal Skinner?
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Did you come to yell at us again?
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Mr. and Mrs. Simpson.
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I come to you hat in hand.
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I've never had to deal with a child
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outside the hours of 8:10 to 2:45.
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I need your advice.
How do I handle
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this handful?
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[both laughing]
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You're asking us?
The garbage parents?
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[cackles]
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