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Shit!

Sleep well, Mr. Joe?

CHAT

I just went to rest my eyes. Shall we continue?

Because our Mr. Suradech has been waiting for a while.

Stay still or we'll attract the Baba Yaga.

Here she comes. Go away!

Go away from me!

Come on! Guys, I'm free!

Hey, everyone! She's near!

Don't touch me! Run…

- Evade! Evade, everyone. - Joe.

- Yeah, I'm out. - Joe.

Joe.

Joe.

Aren't you dressed yet? It's late.

Late for what, Mom?

For what?

I, Amnaj Techamahapaisarnkij,

shall declare my will of inheritance.

For Mr. Akepaitool,

Ake Techamahapaisarnkij,

I hereby give you the Paisarnkijsiri factory,

along with land in Ayutthaya Province.

As for Mrs. Trichada,

I give you 99 acres of durian plantations in Nonthaburi Province.

For Miss Benjamas, I hereby give you a vacation home in Hua Hin District,

Prachuap Khiri Khan Province.

Mr. Patcharawat, Top,

shall inherit the frozen seafood business in Rayong Province

and a house in Pathum Thani Province.

For Mr. Wisarut Techamahapaisarnkij,

whom I shall hereby call Joe, my beloved grandson…

The will ends here, sir.

Meaning, there is no further writing?

He probably took his last breath while dragging the pen.

Vacation home? The one we visited?

- The resort? - Yes.

Grandpa!

What? Stressed?

Why the stress? Wealth is just a delusion.

Hey, listen to me, Joe.

You and I have been buddies forever, right?

How about…

the house?

The one in Pathum Thani.

I'll give it to you.

Really?

Yeah, I wouldn't go there anyway.

Seriously?

Of course!

That is Pathum Thani.

I can't even drive to Siam without getting a cramp.

Come on, brother! Are you joking?

Of course not!

Have I ever fooled you? Just take it!

- Take care of it. - Thank you very much, bro.

- Yeah. - You're awesome.

Thank you very much, Mr. Joe, for choosing our service.

Simple steps…

Quick cash…

Come to Mha Jai Dee!

If Mr. Joe has a friend who wants to use the loan service,

please introduce them to us, Mha Jai Dee, sir.

Deal.

Awesome!

TOTAL: 200,000 BAHT

All things real estate, you can trust me.

Not long ago, the one on 13th Street. You know that one?

- Yeah, I do - That's right.

The owner's been selling for three years. Couldn't close a deal.

Contacted me.

So, I called my colleagues just once. You know what happened, right?

- What happened? - Thirteen million.

The transaction was transferred the next day. Done.

If you don't mind me bragging. But let me brag.

I think we should hurry up. It's afternoon.

We must get there before it gets dark.

Come on. Take it easy.

I've already sold a few around there. I know the routes.

Land?

- Yeah, of course. What? - I don't know.

- We'll get there shortly. - You seem to do lots of things.

Twenty-nine kilometers to the destination.

In one hour and two minutes.

Please make a U-turn.

In 100 meters, turn left.

This left?

- This left, bro. - Turn left.

- Turn left. - Turn left.

Turn left.

I can't turn left anymore, ma'am. Damn.

Hey brother. I'm thinking. Should we go back today?

Let's come back another day.

What do you mean go back? We're almost there!

Hey!

You said you've been around here, right?

- Why are you lost? - Well…

I think we can walk to our left here, brother.

Probably not. Let's go back.

Hey, wait a minute!

If you can sell the house this week,

I'll increase your cut from three to five.

Let's go. I think we can walk through that.

Let's go.

Hey, slow down. Slow.

Dude! We're almost there. Come on!

Do you think this is the right path?

- Hey! - What!?

We're turning back, right?

- This is the right path. - Oh…

Of course I know. This way.

Hey! Slow down!

Where is it?

This one?

Let me evaluate for a moment.

Got it. I think we can go back.

- Hey, wait a moment! - Huh?

Go take a look inside first!

This is enough. This kind of property…

I've sold many like this.

Alright. So, how much do you say?

No more than two million, maximum.

Just two million?

Unless there's an antique inside,

- then you'd get another four or five… - Well, let's take a look, then.

…hundred! Hey!

You'd take just a few hundred?

Anything counts right now.

Let's check out this room.

Come on.

Uh-huh.

This house is high-key dusty. Look.

What exactly does that mean?

Highly. Highly dusty.

Kids these days…

I've found something!

Me too.

How much do you think?

Hey!

That one looks out of this world!

Certainly not of this world.

It's pretty heavy.

Hey!

Dude, I think we've struck gold!

Now we're talking.

- Bro. - Whoa.

Looks antique, very vintage. Don't you think?

Look.

I think it is.

But I say, vintage stuff has a price.

There it is. Classic.

Yuth!

Yuth!

I don't care! I'm leaving!

I'm lost!

No, that's where I ran from. Dammit!

Is that a person?

Of course.

You, though. Who are you?

I am Joe,

the owner of this house. I'm putting it on the market,

so I've come to see the property.

Yeah, Uncle.

For real, what do you know about this house?

- This house? - Yes.

Uncle?

Uncle! Uncle…

That's what you call a professional.

Wherever there is a frog, there is Uncle Pom!

Take a look!

Hey! The rain is coming. I need to find more frogs.

Got the first one already. This is my lucky night!

Sh…

Shit!

Argh…

Could you please recite the repelling of evil spirits, Father?

That was twice already. You should be fine, son.

With all this decor, ghosts can't enter for sure, right?

No, they can't.

Nor can they leave.

I'm joking, son.

Make it more pronounced.

Father, this one is still a bit faded.

Father, here. Please get this area soaking wet.

Is that enough, son?

- Yes. - Prepare for the blessing.

You asked for too much.

Oh!

Thank you, Father.

Travel safely.

Thank you.

- Hey, Uncle. - Huh?

Thought you were one of the monks.

What?

Please stay with me.

Hey, I can't. I have a meeting at the district center.

- The drinks are on me. - Hey!

I don't indulge myself in such pleasures.

Hey! Kid.

It's raining! I'm leaving!

- Huh, Uncle? - Have to catch some frogs!

Uncle, wait! Uncle!

Catching frogs! Catch some frogs!

Uncle, wait!

Thank you very much.

If it weren't for you, I'd be terrified.

The Lord, the Perfectly Self-Enlightened One,

I pay homage to the Buddha, the Awakened One, the Blessed One.

Prostrate once.

The Teaching is well expounded by the Blessed One,

I pay homage to the Dhamma.

Prostrate once.

The Sangha, the Blessed One's disciples have practiced well,

I pay homage to the Sangha.

Prostrate once.

- Sadhu. - Sadhu.

Shit!

Hey!

Hey!

Please help me, Father!

I've brought the monks to get rid of you guys, haven't I?

Why are you still standing in front of me?

And why are you getting rid of me?

This is my house.

I won't let you guys stay here!

Well, it is mine, too.

I've been living here since I was born.

Yes, sir.

We've been here a long time.

I don't know since when you have been here,

but as of now, this is my house.

You guys must leave!

You're the one who must leave.

We can't go anywhere else.

Kid!

Uncle Pom!

- Huh? - Did you see that?

Obviously.

Hey!

Whoa!

There's still almost a pint left.

I'll handle it myself.

Or else it'd go bad.

Uncle! Wait for me!

Uncle Pom!

Wait for me, Uncle!

Last Tuesday, on the 14th of September,

a robbery occurred at the residence of Lord Damrongyothanarong,

who was on a trip to the capital with his wife.

CAPITAL STAR NEWS

Anong Yothanarong, his daughter,

and the servants went missing without a trace.

I'm opening right now…

There you go.

This feeling.

The moment I turn, I'm done.

Above? No.

I need to get my back to safety first.

- What are you doing? - Hey!

Well, I found this.

SIAM PRACHA NEWS

Does this mean nobody knew that we were dead?

Or is this the reason why we have not been able to reincarnate?

And if you wanted to do so, how?

I guess we'd have to find our remains first.

So, where are they?

Oh, we were long dead by then. What a silly question!

That's true.

Hmm…

How about this?

I'll help you find them.

Then we'd help you too.

I found this photo, Anong.

Do you happen to know…

how my parents got along?

After your parents came home and didn't find you,

they tried to search for you.

They searched for many years.

Still, they couldn't find you.

But they didn't stop trying.

They set out to find you wherever they thought you would be.

But when they failed, they were so devastated…

that they couldn't handle living in this house anymore.

DEATH SENTENCE

After the court sentenced Lord Damrongyothanarong to death

for wrongfully ordering the killing of all suspects

related to the disappearance of his daughter Anong,

a week later, it was found that his wife, Rumpai Yothanarong,

died of a broken heart, following her husband.

So, they asked to be relocated to another province.

And after that, around the age of 80,

the two of them passed away peacefully.

Thank you very much.

My name is Joe.

Thank you very much, Joe.

Hurry! Vacation house, nice view, not far from Thonglor.

Three and a half million baht only!

The price is negotiable. I'm the broker.

This one's familiar! Is this from American Horror Story?

Definitely comes with a surprise!

There's some dark energy, for sure!

Has Sam Raimi ever filmed here?

With the house looking so scary, I'd rather set up a haunted house!

- Mom? - What are you doing?

Why didn't you answer the phone?

A guy named Mha said he tried to call you multiple times.

Now, he's at our place.

Huh?

What did you tell him?

Oh, I told him to just go see you there if he wants to talk so much.

Dammit.

THONGLOR TEMPLE FAIR

Come! Bring your friends, too.

That was so scary!

I told you not to enter!

HAUNTED HOUSE

Look, look.

Well, look who dressed up so nice to see me.

I dress up every day, no matter what.

Owen, can I share that?

Whoa…

Do you have a ticket?

Go.

Wait… Hey, where are you going?

- The haunted house. - Hey, I haven't said I wanted to enter!

HAUNTED HOUSE

One ticket, please.

Come here, Mr. Panda, quick!

What even is this?

Brr…

Quick! Come closer!

What?

- My leg! Something touched my leg! - Where is it?

It held on to me like this!

Bullshit! You're delusional. Come on.

Let's go! I'm scared.

I'm not scared unless you start dancing!

Go!

Hey, look!

Dragon egg.

Argh. Hurry!

- Argh. - What is it?

Hey, what are you doing?

What?

This is my girl. Get off her.

I think you should tell her first to let go of me.

Don't mess around or I'll mess you up.

This one's my girl.

Wait. Who's your girlfriend?

By the way, what's your name?

My name is Soda.

Is this your first time at this haunted house?

I'm sorry for pulling your arms.

I was so scared. My heart was pounding.

Miss. Please let go. I don't want to get in trouble.

What did you say?

Want a match?

Want a match, is that right?

How about matching my fist with your face?

I told you to fix my pouch.

Yet here you are at the fair!

I just stopped in the area for a moment.

Greetings, Uncle Pom.

Greetings, son.

Where have you been? What's with the dirt?

Well, I was coming to your place…

Dammit.

Where did he go?

I don't know who dug a hole.

Be careful when you return there.

Yes, Uncle.

Leave! Kong!

Just wait for me to get home.

Mess around?

Whoa.

Who's messing around?

0623465... SODA.

Oh, what the hell? Whoa, higher than a kite, you guys.

Oh! Mr. Mha.

Hi, Mister.

Yeah.

Ouch!

Let me guess.

You went to my house, right?

How did you know, Mr. Joe?

You should be careful when you walk home.

Okay.

What brings you here, Mr. Mha?

When one owes money,

one has to make every effort to pay off the debt.

There's no such thing as staying still and having money given to us.

Like us, we need to work hard.

Regarding your debt, Mr. Joe…

Mr. Mha!

I'd like to ask for an additional 50,000.

You're taking more?

Your previous debt hasn't even been cleared.

But this time, I'll definitely pay.

How about this? I'll let you charge even more interest.

Mr. Joe.

Will you take cash or a transfer instead?

What are you doing, Mr. Joe?

I'm starting a haunted house business.

I'd like all of you, Anong, Thong Yip, Thong Gon,

to be my performers.

If there are visitors, I can pay off my debt.

Then I'll have time to search for your remains.

So, if we refuse, you're not digging?

It's not like that. Well…

If you all have gone to the next life, how else would I pay?

Even-steven, is that what you're saying?

Are you in a lot of debt?

Two hundred thousand.

Oh, I guess we're stuck here forever!

Actually, I've always been interested in performing.

Really?

We'll be your performers, Joe.

We can leave this world after you've collected all you need.

Noice.

What's "noice"?

"Noice" means… nice!

Very, very nice!

How about this?

Let's try to practice performing with each other.

Try to come up with what you think is the scariest

and then shout it out.

Was that scary?

I think… just some tiny tweaks. You'll be great.

Is that enough?

That's enough, sis.

- Are you ready, Anong? - I'm ready.

If ready, go ahead.

Boo!

Was that scary?

Noice.

Okay, everybody.

If everyone is ready, I'll count to three.

One, two…

three!

I'm dead. Let us continue.

ANONG'S HOUSE

I offer these belongings to Anong,

Thong Yip, Thong Gon.

Wait! Wait a moment!

Hey! Do you want to die?

Why? Aren't you over it yet?

Want another round?

Nah, bro. I just…

I'm sorry.

Right now, I'm… setting up a haunted house here, so…

if you're interested in trying.

Don't tell me it's that house.

Why would you tell me?

I see you are not afraid of ghosts.

Just in case you're interested and want to check it out.

Nope.

But I will.

Let's go.

Let the cowards stay here.

What now?

True.

If you're scared, don't go.

- What? - What?

Come on.

What a pretty staircase.

Ugh.

Who is this grandma?

Hey, don't call her grandma!

How bad is it going to be? Let's go.

Wait for me.

Hurry up.

You go first.

Hey! Be careful!

Looks pretty legit so far. Here.

This chair will definitely move. How formulaic. Believe me.

- Really? - For sure.

Let me see.

Calm down!

Calm down.

Ouch!

You stupid! My head is stuck in a tree. Don't you see?

You brainless freak! Why haven't you unstuck me?

What are you guys so afraid of?

I'm not easily scared.

Dancer ghosts are an exception.

Yam! Run!

I can't go.

You guys were awesome!

But I think I made a mistake.

Next time, me and this fool will be more coordinated.

Got it, asshole?

But I think this is only the first time and we already did so well.

The next time, people will be so scared, they'll pee their pants!

True!

But I think both of you… should have a partnered trick.

More?

Yes!

The visitors who came today really liked it.

Give it some time. I think you'll definitely be a star.

Like the Capital Star.

Come, Gon.

Practice.

I'm still not sure whether I was good enough.

I don't know if I was scary.

Yes, you were.

Thinking about it still gives me goosebumps.

Really.

And is fooling people a sin?

Of course not, Anong.

Everybody that comes does so because they want to be scared.

Then, when they are scared, they are entertained.

By the way, what do you actually do for a living?

I'm a… video game streamer.

Here, we got all dressed up.

Does she resemble you?

Well, she might be a bit bulky, but…

close enough, I guess.

Yeah.

Then, after we get dressed up, right, we can head out on a mission.

Okay, everyone. Now, I'm starting a new mission.

It's a new map, so we have to start over.

Which way to go?

Go straight.

Done.

Hello, Mr. Joe. A new character today?

Yes, sir.

I've changed to a new character to give you guys a new experience.

Because when playing a female character, it gives a softer feeling.

Whose voice was that?

Oh, this is an automatic sound that this device speaks with to me.

Whose voice was that?

N-No! Which voice? Who?

Your pitch has gotten high. Is that your girlfriend?

It seems the computer's lagging today. I should end the stream first. It lags.

Thank you very much. I'll see you guys later.

Well, that's how you livestream a video game.

What is a "girlfriend"?

G-Girlfriend is… a friend!

That's right. A friend.

So, am I now your girlfriend?

Ah…

Yes! Yes, of course.

You are smart.

And so are Thong Gon and Thong Yip, right?

Well… of course.

One, two, three!

And when you were alive, what did you do for a living?

- I was a teacher. - What subject did you teach?

Dancing.

Whoa! Dancing?

Noice, right?

Very noice.

Can you dance?

Not at all.

Negative, even.

Come on. Just a bit.

I want to know how people dance nowadays.

Yes.

- One ticket, sir? - Yes.

Sure, sir.

TICKET

NEW HAUNTED LANDMARK, SO SPOOKY #ANONGHOUSE

You're back with me, Kanye East.

I visited Anong's House.

So scary!

This one's a must. The ghosts are so scary.

Welcome to Anong's House!

My ears almost bled.

Hot and fresh!

You can twist the head, too.

Here! There is another one. Look.

- Look at her intestines. - Want some ice cream?

The filling is flowing. It is flowing.

This!

Want some?

Grilled frog. Freshly grilled. Please come this way.

Ah.

- Ouch! - Shit!

Argh!

That's enough for me. Only once.

Honestly, that was so realistic!

I'm still shaking right now.

Not because I'm peeing. I'm really shocked.

Anong's Haunted House is the scariest!

Let's go home. I can't take it anymore.

I would like to offer this belonging to Anong.

Sadhu.

Yeah, 20 baht. Twenty baht?

- Help this poor lady out... - Hey.

Who is Joe talking to?

- Where? - Right there.

Here's how.

Is he stressed? He looks sleep-deprived.

Sadhu.

FLOWING-FILLING ICE CREAM

- Huh? - Anong? Taste it!

Very yummy!

- Right? - Yeah, it's yummy.

ANONG'S HOUSE

Is the money lacking?

- Money problems, come to Mr. Mha. - Is the money lacking?

- Is the money lacking? - Mha is generous.

- Easy loans, fast transfer, no limits. - Mha is generous.

Call us if you need money.

If there is a financial problem, call Mr. Mha.

Easy loans. No limits.

Greetings, Mr. Joe.

Greetings, Mr. Mha.

Long time no see.

I see your business is doing well.

I guess so.

Are you interested in trying it out?

The ticket's on me.

Maybe a bit, sir?

Hey!

Or are you…

afraid of ghosts?

I'm not afraid of ghosts.

I'm more afraid of my customers not paying.

How about, after your round,

I'll have the cash ready by the exit.

- Mr. Joe. - Mr. Mha.

- Mr. Joe. - Mr. Mha.

You…

challenged the wrong person.

Are you willing to test that?

Mr. Mha has never been afraid of ghosts.

ANONG'S HOUSE

Sir, are you okay?

Mr. Mha! I'm scared.

What will happen to us if you don't make it? Sir!

I'm cleared. Interest included.

- Go! Go, quickly! - Go. Go!

Don't you think that was longer than usual?

I think so, too.

Mistress, do you have a sore throat?

Want some water?

Anong?

How are you?

Are you digging again?

I paid off all the debts.

So, you can finally be reborn.

I'm still having fun with this haunted house.

Yeah. Do you know that our house

is one of the top five scariest haunted houses in the country?

Yeah?

And when will it become the first?

I don't know.

Then…

I'll wait for you to get to first place,

then I'll be reborn.

I'm not in a hurry.

I've been here for over seven decades.

A bit longer should be fine.

What about my opinion?

Yeah.

Stay a little longer.

That should be fine.

Yeah.

By the way,

are you free tomorrow?

Aside from being a ghost hovering around,

I'm not doing much of anything else.

Thong Gon, are you free tomorrow?

Aside from hovering my head around,

I'm not doing much else either.

ANONG'S HOUSE

CLOSED FOR ONE DAY

May I offer food and drink to Anong,

Thong Yip,

Thong Gon,

Sadhu?

Ouch!

- Another glass. - Nice?

Can this compete with moonshine?

Great.

Everyone.

Cheers!

Whoo!

Another glass.

Take the whole bottle.

Hey!

Hey!

Whoa…

Practicing even on a holiday. How hardworking.

Hey, I've only met you at work, but not in daily life.

Come on. You're throwing a party without inviting us.

True.

Hey, take a seat. Quick!

- Chair, sit. - Sit. Sit.

Yeah. Has the party been going on for long?

How are you doing?

Hey, guys, get comfortable. Chill.

Are you tired?

My friends are tired. Let them go to rest first. Right?

What is it?

I'll tell you what.

I've gone to a hundred haunted houses.

This is the scariest one yet.

- By far. - Yeah.

Are you just flattering me?

No, I mean it. You, especially, are the most realistic. Right, Owen?

Of course. I saw her. I was scared shitless.

By the way, could you perform for us again?

Is there an exclusive secret trick for us?

Right!

I told you.

Would that be good?

Scare me until I'm sober, ma'am.

Let me see.

Yeah.

Go ahead!

Go ahead!

Go ahead!

Go ahead!

Here we go!

Do it! Do it!

- Are you ready? - We are!

Wow! Awesome!

What's that?

Eh!

Holy shit!

Applause!

- Terrific! Looks so real! - So cool!

So real!

You look sleepy, right?

Get some rest first. You've been practicing all day.

Alright, I'll let my friends go rest first. They're sleepy.

Fine.

We're leaving.

Oh, they left.

- Bummer. - Not fun at all.

No joy at all.

Let's dance instead.

Hey, that song. That song.

TEST ME

Come on.

Yeah.

Oh, this one!

Go.

Don't be afraid I'm not original

I'm different

And I'm definitely not like her

I heard that she was good

But wouldn't you look at me first?

I'll reserve you as my number one

I know you're not sure who deserves you

Come on! I'm just having fun.

Stop looking out for me so much. What am I, a superstar?

But if you just try and think

And open-heartedly get to know me, yeah

And you'll see who your heart is looking for

However much she loves you I love you more

I don't know it either, But I love you more

How much she gives you I will give you more

- Hey, give me your hand. - Let's challenge...

This.

As you requested.

I fixed your pouch, Gramps!

Help me catch some frogs!

Come!

How's that for joy?

Mad?

Who's mad?

Ms. Anong?

Please teach me how to dance.

Will you?

I am delighted to see

My heart beating From the sight of your face

I could only look

- To your left. - Not letting you of sight

- So delighted as love gives me joy - Yes, teacher.

But if only seeing was enough

Oh alas, never have we touched

For in my dreams, both of us

Caressed one another Making love all night

Wish I'd see you in my dreams

As in there together, we'd be happy

- Again, again. You got it. Enough. - Which I'd dream seeing you every night

As I prefer to dream, so delighted

Thank you for planting all these flowers.

This is exactly how my home looked.

You are so kind.

Don't you know, when I first bought this plumeria plant,

I compared it to the photo of your home.

I counted every branch and flower, everything,

to get it as identical as the actual one as possible.

Especially this.

The flower. At first, when it arrived, it was like this.

Really sad-looking.

But now. look at this, bright and blooming.

Tell your friends to bloom just like you, son.

What are you doing?

This…

is called IG.

We use this for storing our favorite photos as memories.

Yeah.

Do you want to have one, too?

I do.

One, two, three!

How come your photo doesn't include me?

Even though I can't see, I still know you're by my side.

WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH A GHOST?

MAKING LOVE WITH A GHOST IS THAT ACTUALLY A THING?

LOVING A GHOST IS LETHAL! I LOST A FRIEND LAST YEAR. THE GHOST TOOK HIM WITH IT

I ALMOST DIED. A FEMALE GHOST WANTED TO TAKE ME.

DON'T PLAY WITH GHOST. A BEAUTIFUL GHOSE TRIED TO KILL ME.

A GHOST JUST TOOK MY SISTER'S LIFE.

HUMAN AND GHOST DEFINITELY CAN'T BE TOGETHER.

Anong?

Thong Yip?

Thong Gon?

Anong?

Anong?

- Joe. - Whoa! Ouch!

ANONG'S HOUSE

Joe?

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that.

Joe!

Joe!

Anong?

Anong!

Hey!

Damn, who are you?

What the hell?

Hey, go look. Anything left?

Go.

Anong?

Ouch!

What happened, Anong?

The robbers hit your head and you passed out.

So, I came to help.

How did you do that?

I possessed your body…

and took care of those people.

You are not looking to take me with you, right?

I've never thought of doing that.

I was just…

bringing you some flowers.

SAM KHOK

Thank you.

Hey, punk!

- Where are you guys going? - What's up, bro?

Where are you going?

Taking my girlfriend to the temple.

Who's your girlfriend?

My main job is to make her mad.

But my favorite job is to make her love.

Ouch!

I'll see you later.

See you later.

ANONG'S HOUSE

How's the head wound?

It's much better.

Thank you, Anong.

How's the neck wound, Thong Gon?

It's getting better.

Thank you, Thong Yip.

Wassup?

Yeah.

New year?

Hmm…

Not sure. Talk later?

Yeah, sure.

Girlfriend?

Ah, yes.

My girlfriend called to invite me to the New Year's festival.

Will you go?

I want to go with this girlfriend more.

Do you want to go to the New Year's festival together?

What are you doing?

Hey! One moment.

SLEEPING PILL INSTRUCTIONS

Shit.

SLEEPING PILL INSTRUCTIONS

Left, Joe. Right, Kong.

- Yeah, the path to your house. - Left, Joe.

A new road has been paved.

It takes me to the right and then left.

Then, at the intersection, I have to turn right and then left.

Left, Joe. Right, Kong.

And then another left!

Left, Joe. Right, Kong.

Hey, here.

Have a drink. You must be tired.

Why did you call me?

Huh? No…

Nothing? I just thought you drove all the way here,

you must be thirsty. Have a drink.

Ah, I see.

Let me fix the table. The drink is spilling.

Hey, that's fine! It's ancient. Take a sip first.

It's okay, chill. Just a little lift.

Come on.

Help me.

Your table…

Damn, your desk is quite heavy.

I think that fixed it.

I don't think so. Look.

Just take a sip or else it will spill.

Let's fix it later.

It's so we could talk without interruptions.

Just a tiny nudge. I'll help you.

Below. Come here.

Come on. Help me. It's heavy.

- Did that do it? - But the floor is old.

I have to fix it.

Still not it. Let's go again.

Still no. Again.

More…

Further. Right.

Got it.

Reverse a little.

Reverse?

- Is it straight now? - You have to pull your ears on your side.

A little bit more.

I think that did it.

Okay.

Oh, better.

Come, bro.

Bro. I think today, I'll ask Soda to be my girlfriend.

What do you think?

That's… great!

I'm going to ask during the countdown.

Like three, two, one. Once the fireworks are lit, bang!

I'll say…

"Soda.

Will you be my girlfriend?"

Damn!

Damn cool! How was that?

- Yeah. - Give me a toast.

Cheers.

The whole glass.

The whole glass. Come on.

Do you know?

When I first saw her,

I knew that she would definitely be the mother of my kids.

We've known each other for a long time.

I still fall for her every time.

Striking. Elegant.

So adorable.

I like her very much

Kong.

- Sup, brother? - I have something to tell you.

That night you…

Kong? Kong?

You are there, standing beside me

I've never even dreamt of meeting you

In the city of millions

Without having to look

You've already got me

I used to be just another man

In the city of loneliness

I was a nobody

- Until you entered my heart - Beautiful?

- Then my room changed in color - Anong!

It was beautiful More than I could find anywhere else

It's like time is standing still

- One hundred, sir. - And this city won't be lonely anymore

If today I have you

- So cute, Anong! - You are there, standing beside me

I've never even dreamt of meeting you

- In the city of millions - Anong. Let's take a selfie.

- Yeah. - Without having to look

One, two, three!

You already got me

Anong! Here's how you do it.

Put the noodles onto the spoon,

and twist it around like this.

Yes. Then it'll be like this. Then you can eat it.

Yeah.

Seems to be very delicious.

This is great.

I haven't left the house in a very long time.

How many years?

Probably about…

eighty years.

What did he say?

And back then, when couples went on a date,

where did they go?

To watch a film at the city hall.

If there was a fair, to Wat Phra Kaew

or to Sao Ching Cha.

And where are we going next?

How are you doing? Are you having fun?

So much fun!

Thank you for taking me on a trip.

Let's do it again.

But I also feel bad for Kong.

Come on. Don't feel bad for him.

How about,

next time, you could possess Soda instead?

Or maybe… Uncle Pom? That's fine…

Yeah.

Let's think about that later. Who it is going to be.

Yeah.

Right now, the vibes of the 2024 New Year Party

at Khao San Road are so energetic!

The time has come.

Let us count down together!

Ten, nine,

eight, seven,

six, five,

four, …

- Three, two, one! - Three, two, one!

I love you, Anong.

I love you too, Joe.

Shit!

What?

- Shit! Hey! - What are you doing?

Hey, calm down. Hey…

Listen to me first.

About last night…

- Last night… - Yeah.

Cheers.

Let's celebrate. The whole glass.

The whole glass. Come on.

- How could you do this to me!? - Calm down. Listen to me.

No, I won't!

I always thought you were not a good person.

Christ…

And don't you dare tell anyone.

- Oh, hey. - What exactly did you do to me?

What do you mean?

Why am I here?

AT KHAO SAN. THIS COUPLE IS SO CUTE!

- Shit! - What sorcery is this?

- Hey! - Tell me what you did to me!

- Listen to me first. - What the hell? Speak!

- Listen to me. - Speak!

- Calm down! - What the hell did you do? Speak!

- Well… - Why are you stuttering? Speak!

- Listen! - Listen to me first.

Speak, why don't you!?

- Speak… - You were possessed!

What the hell are you saying?

Here.

Ghosts.

Bullshit. Gibberish.

These are all your people.

What did you do to me? Say it.

Hey, are you crazy?

Hey.

A human and a ghost?

You can't even touch!

Are you okay with that? I think it's a dead end.

I think you should rather find someone in the flesh.

Just think about it.

Before you can meet each other,

you must die first.

And when you die, she's already reborn.

Then you wait for her to reincarnate. And you do so after her.

Which means she's long dead by then. And you do so after her,

then you die again.

And so does she.

Let's just say you are then reborn at the same time.

Maybe you won't be born a human, isn't that true?

A man and an animal…

That wouldn't work either!

ANONG'S HOUSE

I talked to Kong.

He promised not to tell anyone.

That's good.

Thank you so much, kid.

- Kiddo. - Yes, Gramps?

- Are you selling well? - Well enough, Gramps.

Which one hits the hardest?

For you, this one.

The Elephant's Might.

It gives you energy and clenches your thirst.

Would it be appropriate? I need to sell...

I consider that a refusal...

Hey… But I'm thirsty, son. Very thirsty.

Not too much. I need to work.

Are you sure?

Yeah. The Elephant's Might.

How was that?

Lives up to its name.

With this energy, I'm grilling all night long.

Kid, is there anything else?

What else?

Joe?

- Miw? - Miw, wait for me!

This ghost just twisted her neck!

Why the hell would you do that?

Hey!

Joe?

Asia.

Hey, how was that? Fun? I did it myself.

Very scary. We almost died. Look.

Or maybe I am dead, Miw?

So, how are things? Are you doing well?

Haven't seen you for a long time.

Things are… going great, so far.

You?

Fine.

Well…

I saw a grilled frog stall there. See you guys in a moment.

Yeah, the famous one.

A little walk?

Sure.

Took you only two drinks.

Weak old man.

Hi. Where did the frog stall vendor go?

He's lying over here.

How many sticks would you like?

- You're the one? - Yeah.

Sure, let me check them out.

Damn! Looks so delicious!

You know Joe?

Joe?

Oh, that's my friend's ex-boyfriend.

Ex-boyfriend?

Like, an old friend?

Uncle.

A boyfriend is a boyfriend. A friend is a friend.

Are you from, like, a century ago or something?

Boyfriends and girlfriends are in love.

And when it gets a bit too comfy, they'd be like…

That, too. You know?

I'll take these two sticks, Gramps. Please warm them for me.

Yeah.

You got that?

Oh, what a slut!

With a man, your hands got so weak, you can't even open a damn bottle.

With me, you pry soda cans open with your teeth.

Right?

With your man, you're so lively, giggling, and all that.

With me, your face is as crooked as a foot.

Want a shot at this?

Look, Gramps.

Is this what you call a slut?

Figure it out, Gramps. You're so old after all.

Shocking! He just held her waist!

Is this igniting an old flame? Don't you think?

Do you think they'll make a return? Look!

What a proud slut my friend is!

No! You burned my frogs!

I said warm them!

Gramps!

Do you know what warm is?

Go home?

Who do you think I'm waiting for?

The frog.

I'm waiting for you, sis.

Then go, sis.

Pay up.

ANONG'S HOUSE

You burned it, Gramps. Give me a discount.

Here it is.

Thank you.

Let's go. We're leaving.

See you later, Asia.

Hey, corn!

- Wait for me. - You're eating again?

Again. Gotta eat again.

Are you free tomorrow? Will you come see my exhibition?

Tomorrow?

Yeah. It's the last day.

Sure.

See you there.

See you there.

ANONG'S HOUSE

MIW THE MOMENT

THE IMPORTANT MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE

Do you remember that day?

Who could forget?

We got drunk at Khao San,

then drove to Bang Saen.

How did we make it out alive?

Who made the dare?

Who? You're really asking who?

Who was the one that took three tequila shots and shouted,

"Sea, Sea, Sea!"

for the whole restaurant to hear?

Was it worth it?

More than worth it.

I won't get a chance to do those things again.

We won't see the moon that large.

It was great, actually, back then.

Umm.

So, how are things? Any girlfriend?

ANONG'S HOUSE

We can't take this anymore.

What is going on?

If she could get this scary, you wouldn't have needed us.

Huh?

I'm leaving!

Anong! Why are you doing this?

Isn't that how you scare?

You told me to scare.

And by doing this, if…

other people actually find out that you're a ghost,

what would you do?

Well, I am a ghost.

This is how ghosts are. I can't be like a human.

Can we talk calmly?

What's wrong?

I'm a friend, not a girlfriend.

That's right.

How can a person and a ghost be in a relationship?

We can only meet when it's dark.

We can't go anywhere together.

We can't feed each other.

Can't touch. Can't marry. Can't have kids.

Can't do anything. Everything is impossible.

Don't you understand? It's impossible!

Why can't it be possible?

I, Mr. Wisarut Techamahapaisarnkij,

shall take an oath to be faithful and respectful to Ms. Anong.

In times of happiness and hardship.

In times of illness and wellness.

I, Miss Anong Yothanarong,

shall take an oath

to be faithful to Mr. Wisarut.

In times of happiness and hardship.

In times of illness and wellness.

I shall love Ms. Anong

for as long as I live.

And I…

shall love Mr. Wisarut.

Even if my life has been parted from me.

Do you have anything you wanted to do when you were alive

but didn't get the chance to do?

Many things.

Don't you regret it?

In the past, I did.

But now, I don't.

There's no need to know How our love works

There's no need For the words that could explain

There's no need To love like lovers, it's fine

As long as we understand each other

it's already beyond any words in the world

Eat, my sweet child.

Thank you, dear mother.

How unbelievable, speaking of it.

A loser like you

finally ends up with a job like others.

I'll take that as a compliment.

Of course!

My child is successful. Any mom would be happy.

There's one more thing.

When will you get married?

Do you have a girlfriend?

- Huh? - I do.

Hey, really? Who? Tell me!

Do I know her? You've never brought her here.

A ghost.

Ah, the girl who plays the ghost, right?

But not the one with the intestine?

- What? No, Mom! - Hey, she seems great!

A little makeup,

a little more smiling. Damn! Cute.

Good catch!

Oh, Joe, are you into that crypto stuff?

Oh, Mom, that's too advanced for me.

I can't even count numbers properly.

Good, good. Good thing my son is so stupid.

Did you see who they bankrupted?

Your brother, too.

Which one?

Who's it going to be? Top, of course!

Good thing he gave you that house.

Otherwise, crypto would take that house, too.

Huh?

You know a lot!

About the crypto market?

About gossip.

Start from the second floor…

Down to the first floor.

- Clear from the top, down to the bottom. - That's right.

How long does it take?

Not long, sir. Not long.

- Bro! - What?

What are you doing?

Well, I'm bulldozing this house.

And then I'll install a new building.

But the problem is that the soil is very soft!

It will take some time

because you have to install a foundation pile deep underground, right?

Yes, sir.

But isn't this my house? Didn't you give it to me?

Oh, yeah.

Gramps' will declaration day?

Joe! An entire house!

Did you really think so?

The deed is still in my name, Joe!

To the right.

Fast…

- Go get him! - Let go!

You can't go in, sir!

Stop!

ANONG'S HOUSE

Stop! Damn you! Stop!

Bro! Tell them to stop!

Brother!

Tell them to stop!

TICKET

Thong Yip?

Thong Gon?

Anong!

Thong Yip?

Can you hear me? Anong?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry!

Anong, can you hear me?

Anong!

I'm sorry!

Mistress!

Let go of her hands!

- Hey! - Let Anong go!

Let go of her hands!

Let go! Let go of her hands!

Let go!

Anong! Let go of her!

Let go!

Anong.

I'm sorry, Anong.

Why does it have to be like this?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Anong.

It's okay.

I'm glad to have met you.

I thank you very much.

Thank you for not being afraid of me.

Thank you for being so kind to me.

Thank you for making me…

feel alive again.

Thank you for making me…

not forget what love feels like.

You have to take good care of yourself.

Goodbye, Joe.

Anong!

Anong, I'm sorry! Anong!

Anong, don't go! I'm sorry!

Come on, Anong! I'm sorry! Please don't go, Anong.

Anong, I'm sorry!

I took your remains for a proper cremation.

This area is the nicest in the whole temple, Anong.

Thong Yip and Thong Gon would love it too.

Oh yeah.

I brought some plumeria flowers for decoration.

And don't worry about them withering.

I'll keep returning with fresh ones.

ANONG YOTHANARONG

By the way, Anong!

I pitched the story of your house to a gaming company.

ANONG

There are kind people who are also interested.

Actually, the game doesn't matter.

It's just a way for me to see your face every day.

I'm rich now, Anong.

ANONG'S HOUSE SHINING STAR HORROR GAME

Lots of people are buying the game.

Right now, you have fans from around the world.

Thong Yip and Thong Gon are now superstars, like they'd always wanted.

I can picture you smiling.

I miss you.

SIXTY YEARS LATER.

I'm dead. Let us continue.

Boo!

Even if I can't see you

I'd still wish to meet you in my dreams

So we could make love

It may be more joyful

Actually being with you in real life

But if only seeing was enough

Oh alas, never have we touched

For in my dreams, both of us

Caressed one another Making love all night

Wish I'd see you in my dreams

As in there together, we'd be happy

Which I'd dream seeing you every night

As I prefer to dream, so delighted

ANONG'S HOUSE