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Wait, you must be here for the interview?

Uh, yeah. Uh, Nancy, hi.

Uh, Tom.

Oh, yeah, I know.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, too.

Um, is everything okay?

Uh, no, no, everything's fine.

Well, come on in.

Thank you.

So, uh...

I want to say thank you for coming all the way up here on a Saturday.

I know you wanted to take care of this at school, but with football and finals

and campaigning for prom king, that's really all the time I could spare.

Oh, yeah, and well, thank you for even finding time.

Yeah, of course.

So like I said in the email, the school wants to do a piece on you. Yeah, you

mean a puff piece on the star football player, one that you probably don't want

to be doing anyways.

But you're going to do it because you owe your editor for all the articles he

lets you write on climate change and women's rights.

Correct?

Don't worry. I wouldn't want to write an article about me either.

So, shall we get started?

As a varsity football player, you won three straight championships.

As a student, you've won numerous academic achievement awards.

And you volunteered as a local social program.

Where do you find the time to fit everything in?

Tough.

Really tough.

But if I had to say it, organization.

prioritizing, and a little bit of time management.

And do you think your priorities will change once you start college next year?

No. I mean, college is a whole new thing, and I'm going to have to adapt to

but in terms of things changing, I don't think much will.

What do you look most forward to?

Well, you know, I'm 18 now.

And I'm really just looking forward to showing the world what I have to offer.

And out of all those accomplishments, what are you most proud of?

What are you most proud of?

I mean, aside from writing about everybody else's amazing

Well, this isn't about me.

Right. But if I really had to choose, I'd say it's...

My volunteer work, especially the work I do with the at -risk youth. It really

feels special to make a real difference sometimes.

And that's probably where I feel it the most.

So, my editor insisted that I ask you, who are you taking upon?

Well, I mean, I've got a few offers.

It's okay, I'm not going to lie. I have more than a few.

But, to be honest, I haven't really decided yet.

I'm not sure.

Stay tuned.

Who are you taking?

I'm sorry?

Well, I'm sure you have guys lining up to ask you to go.

Or are they not really because of the whole couch potato look?

Um, so...

What advice would you give students just starting high school?

Well, I'd say be friendly, be open, definitely

put yourself out there, because in the end, you don't really know.

You might end up with no friends, no romance,

and nothing to really remember your time being here at all.

How does that feel, Nancy?

I mean, you should know better than anyone.

Excuse me?

Uh, well, I mean, you're constantly only ever writing about other people's

accomplishments.

Um, I think... How about this?

We both know I like charity.

Right?

So, here's your shot.

Starting quarterback,

4 .0 GPA, scholarship to the top school in the state.

Come on, you're a virgin.

It's okay.

First off, I'm not desperate to fuck an asshole like you.

Then why are you still here?

If I was such an asshole and you weren't desperate to fuck me, then you wouldn't

still be here. You would have walked out the door.

So what's it going to be? Are you going to get the fuck out?

Are you going to lose your virginity?

To somebody that actually matters.

You can wait until college.

There's going to be some loser just like you.

No experience.

He won't come.

And they probably need help taking her off.

Um, at least he'd be better than you.

You sure?

Yeah.

Door's right there.

Look, when I first came in, you didn't even know who I was. You said, nice to

meet me.

I'm in three of your classes.

Okay, but see, that's my point.

You don't matter.

I do.

So, what's it going to be?

I don't have all day. Like I said, I have a busy schedule.

I mean, okay.

Okay? Yeah.

Okay, what?

Let's do it.

Let's do it?

Yeah.

Okay.

Can you do it on your knees?

You ever been down there before?

Do you know what you're doing?

No.

Open your mouth.

Wider.

Open.

That's it.

Open. There you go.

You okay?

Yeah.

Okay.

That's it. Watch your teeth.

Keep your mouth open.

That's it.

Stick your tongue out.

Tongue out. Keep your tongue out.

Keep it out.

There you go.

You choking?

There you go.

Have you ever had a dick in your mouth?

No.

You kind of suck.

Open.

We'll work it out.

It's okay.

I'll just show you what to do.

There you go.

Open your mouth.

Can't ever forget to polish.

Open wider.

Open wider.

There you go.

Open them both.

That's it.

That's it. That's it. That's it. Hold it down. You're fine.

Let's get this off you.

You actually got quite a nice body.

Let's hang out.

Okay. There you go.

There you go. You fucking fucking dripping head.

Fucking fucking killer.

That's it. Just keep your mouth open.

That's it. Just like that.

There you go.

Oh, my God.

There you go.

How fucking lucky you are so I can wake up.

Come here.

Let's get up.

God, it's been a while since I've fucked a virgin.

Fuck, you're tight.

Oh, shit.

Oh, God.

You really are, right?

The best dick you're ever going to get.

It's the first one, too.

Do you think you're falling in love?

Don't take your journalism skills and turn them into a stalker on your own.

Oh, God.

That's enough.

You better enjoy it.

Yeah, that feel good?

You can go down further.

Come on.

That's it. Come on. I know you watch porn.

Just do what you see in the videos.

There you go.

Take this head off.

going to miss you.

You know you're probably going to remember this for the rest of your life.

Yeah, are you? Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Even if you ever do find somebody to fuck you again, you'll probably just

of this.

I thought you wanted to leave, though.

No. No?

No, what do you want? I want to come home with my car. Yeah?

Yes. That's it.

That's it. You're fucking pathetic.

That's it. Fucking come home with my car.

That's it. That's it. That's it.

That's it. You're fucking pathetic.

Thank you.

That's the best orgasm you're ever going to have in your life.

Come on, you can do that.

It's so desperate, it's so eager to please.

Little hot chicks are gonna let me fuck her like this.

But you'll take whatever you can get.

Yeah.

You'll take whatever you can get.

Too tight.

Stick your tongue out.

There you go.

You know, I've always wanted to try something.

Walk your knees back.

Keep going. Backwards.

There you go. Stick your ass out.

Nice butt.

Come on.

Come up.

Look right underneath the ball. See that right there?

There you go.

My girlfriend will never do that.

See, that's what I mean.

Just like that.

Bring your mouth back up here and put it on my cock.

You're just gonna do whatever I say, aren't you?

Yeah?

Just try to wrap up all your sexual experiences for one lifetime and one

Come here.

Do you want to come look?

Are you savoring it?

You should take it as a compliment that I'm offering to film you fucking me.

You'll be fine.

Turn around, let me see your face.

Let me film you. Fuck you. Take your virginity.

Anything to get a little notoriety.

Oh, my God.

But I could come in here if I wanted to.

Oh, my God.

Child support next year.

You don't need to choke on my finger. I'll push my cock out of you.

able to see me behind you.

Knowing you're getting fucked by somebody that actually matters.

70 points are going to be so sweet.

You're coming in socks. You may as well just come in here.

Oh, God.

You're okay?

Can I just use you when I want?

You're okay?

That's a privilege.

It's already a privilege to have you inside you.

You have to ask if you want to come.

Please.

Please what?

Can I come?

I think so.

That's fine.

Oh my god.

That's it.

Extra credit.

That's it.

Let me see your mouth for a second. Come here.

That's it. Stick your tongue out.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

Just like that.

Good. Perfect.

Just like that.

And five extra points for the glasses.

Thank you very much.

What do you mean, five extra points?

It's just something I have with the guys.

You know, so for, like, a blonde girl, we hit 10

points, and then the captain hits an extra 15.

So for you, 50 because you're a virgin.

20 because I stepped out of my social circle.

Five for coming on the glasses.

Poor no achievement award.

Yeah.

We just kind of add up and that puts me in the leader spot.

Nothing I'm not used to.

Winning is kind of my thing.

You can get your clothes and get out.

Thank you.